Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Babied and coddled by every fucker she came into contact with. She loves bragging about how she paid for Becky (which imo Becky earned every single penny) yet never brings up her serial mooching.
I know most of what she says is BS and everything is performative but what do you think about the idea of Jade helping her pay for WLS?
 
@the weeknd warrior can’t quote you but it’s something that’s been at the back of my mind for a while now. They’ve been in a relationship for what, a year? 18 months? Imagine knowing someone for less time than it takes for some food to spoil and now your suddenly on the hook for $25k+ just because your fat fuck of a ‘partner’ can’t seem to put the fork down.

I’d be ‘naw dog’ and straight outta there, the sex must really be that good eh?!
 
I know most of what she says is BS and everything is performative but what do you think about the idea of Jade helping her pay for WLS?

It's suspicious in every way.
Jade clearly doesn't care about Amber's weight, that's what makes me think ALR is just bullshitting. Maybe it is just more nonsense to show how suuuuuper supportive Jade is.

I can only believe a partner would do that if they'd been with the person for a very long time and they'd seen their partner actually try to lose weight naturally and horribly fail.

Those things don't apply to their dodgy relationship.
 
Jade is only there for the grift and for indulging her feeder fetish. She obviously doesn't want Hamber to lose weight, it's been clear to see from Day One, despite Hamber's claims that she's SOOOOO SUPPORTIVE U GUISE. She's a fucking slimeball, a degen of the worst kind. It doesn't surprise me that she's been there as long as she has. I used to be in the camp that believed she had one foot out the door months ago, but that's no longer the case. I think that as long as she keeps having something to gain, she'll stick around. Filth.
 
Jade isn't paying shit for anything that will help her lose weight. She sits and watches her eat (Remember the McDonalds mukbang where Amber pretended to be alone but actually Jade was silently 3 feet from her watching?) She doesn't give a single solitary fuck about her being any sort of healthy.

She is saying the psychologist was supposed to call her but didn't and was gone whenever she filmed... That's the second time she's talked about not being called by this place. I'm seeing the door to the inevitable "No WLS" video.

They all thought Amber was coming to “visit”. Not a single damn one expected her to move in.
This is what's so creepy about her, imo. She just "visits" these girls and never leaves. She's just permanently there until she finds another one she can do the same thing to (or guilt into staying a la Jade Francis). That is objectively weird.

In the end, it does not matter if she actually had cancer or not. What matters were her actions then and her actions since
Winner winner. She has changed exactly fuck all since then. She gained weight, didn't exercise, didn't do any follow-ups, and didn't take her medications with any regularity. She can cry about it all she wants but it did absolutely nothing to change her. She just used it for clicks and asspats and went right back to ordering food.
 
Another day another 18+min video of her sitting in front of the camera doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Word vomit, completely insufferable. She is a parody of herself at this point. Would not be surprised if the current WLS Debacle is one of the litigant niggers stunts to make some cash, perhaps scam some viewers into thinking they cant afford the after care if they go through with it (she won't).

Anyways first ever post been reading for years and finally grew a pair and decided to stop lurking.

Stay amazing fellow Kiwis 🥝💚
 
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WEIGH IN WEEK 6 | BEATING FOOD ADDICTION, DENIAL, AND ANGER​

Feb 06, 2023

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Boring as fuck. Pushing the addiction clickbait as far as she can until it craps out like Gunt's KIA. Denial, anger... stages of grief. What are you mourning, Hambeast? Your dignity? Cut the crap, move to acceptance and let your cholestorohl consoom you.

Also, the fuck is that sheer striped top? Doesn't really do her any favours. Too much flesh. Also, she has eyebrows in this video and it makes such a huge difference to the general human-ness of her moon face. It's almost enough to distract from her greasy ass hair.

Don't know why I care so much about her appearence today, probably because everything she says is so damn fucking boring. Her appearence the only thing that's worth commenting on.

We still haven't seen BAYBEE in a video, I'm surprised she's held up this long without going back on it or invading Gayde's privacy. I think it adds to the theory that Amber's reigns are being held more tightly than we may have seen before.
 
Reacting as I listen. Yes hair can dry after menopause & what does that have to do with the price of Pringles in Peoria?

Is "discomfort" the new 'situation' or other ALR buzzword?

If she's hungry obviously she's going to eat something - no shit.

She's back to that annoying vocal trick of over-stressing the beginning 'h' in words. Hhhhungry, etc.

Nothing clicks in your head except your over-active jaw, Amber.

Which old journal did she pull this tired script from?

Her relationship with food will certainly change IF she gets WLS which she isn't.

About nutrition - everything she thought she knew before she was OBVIOUSLY right... never change, Amber.

She no longer reads comments under her videos, guize. And I no longer breathe at night. Mean, nasty comments make her feel bad about herself.

She's "esperimenting" in the kitchen with food. I'll bet she is.

I thought frozen grapes tasted like candy? Or was that apples?

Trying to walk back from her previous, multiple claims of having BED... agai.

She's SO mad at past Amberlynn! Are the new ambabies really buying this shit?

She wants to be a inspirashun! She doesn't want people o the same journey to be alone!

Her education class was online.

Not buying her weights until I see & hear her on the scale.

Comments on her sack plate, which was a meal & that was mentioned in comments she totally doesn't read... ad she called it a charcuterie board as had been predicted,

She's ever drank as much water, has ever felt as confident, trusts whhhholeheartedly.

The comment section...lol. She's so brave & stunning
 
Oh wow we're all about fruit tastes like candy again, it's almost like fruit is full of sugar. And it's not recommended for bariatrics because it's full of sugar.

Most people realize that fruit is sweet before their thirties. Amber continues to make this discovery regularly.

Crazy how all the fruit she loves is full of carbs.
 
Reacting as I listen. Yes hair can dry after menopause & what does that have to do with the price of Pringles in Peoria?

Is "discomfort" the new 'situation' or other ALR buzzword?

If she's hungry obviously she's going to eat something - no shit.

She's back to that annoying vocal trick of over-stressing the beginning 'h' in words. Hhhhungry, etc.

Nothing clicks in your head except your over-active jaw, Amber.

Which old journal did she pull this tired script from?

Her relationship with food will certainly change IF she gets WLS which she isn't.

About nutrition - everything she thought she knew before she was OBVIOUSLY right... never change, Amber.

She no longer reads comments under her videos, guize. And I no longer breathe at night. Mean, nasty comments make her feel bad about herself.

She's "esperimenting" in the kitchen with food. I'll bet she is.

I thought frozen grapes tasted like candy? Or was that apples?

Trying to walk back from her previous, multiple claims of having BED... agai.

She's SO mad at past Amberlynn! Are the new ambabies really buying this shit?

She wants to be a inspirashun! She doesn't want people o the same journey to be alone!

Her education class was online.

Not buying her weights until I see & hear her on the scale.

Comments on her sack plate, which was a meal & that was mentioned in comments she totally doesn't read... ad she called it a charcuterie board as had been predicted,

She's ever drank as much water, has ever felt as confident, trusts whhhholeheartedly.

The comment section...lol. She's so brave & stunning
I feel dehumanized with the use of her new found words 😂
 
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