Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SkunkyMonkey420]

Peter Griffin ballsack chin. It's becoming more pronounced; noticed it a couple of videos ago. Once you see it, it's the only thing you notice about her.

We see it groweeen Big Al. The perfect combination of Peter Griffin's dangleeen ballsack on Cartman's double chin.

 

[Smiling with air]

I love how the fact she's explaining to us that because she's bored she eats and also gets into emotional eating. She needs to stuff her maw, like weve never ever noticed that before.

The fact that we've been pointing out this for years and then her trying to explain it. It just means that is talking absolute shite.

It's the same old thing where she wants people to hear what they want or she thinks they want to hear. She thinks she’s manipulating the audience. She’s not.

 

[that blue peach]

Narc Alert put out a video that’s good reference for those who aren’t extremely familiar with Amberlynn. They’re all clips from when she’s in this beginning stage of the cycle - new year, new program, new me! So excited, so pumped! Everything will be different this time! I did so much research, I have so much faith in this program!

It’s the same words over and over and over again, and it’s been that way from the very beginning. Obviously this is old news for anyone who’s been in the amberverse for a while but it’s still almost stunning to see all these instances of her saying the same things in different eras over and over.

And we all know exactly where it goes from here.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

VidalSassoonLyn saying that the reason she wears her hair in the poop bun is because it's dry thanks to her menopause? Gorl what was your excuse pre-2019 when you were still throwing it up on top of your big ol' moonface rather than running a brush through it?

 

[dfranki723]

You can still see how greasy it is, ALL THE TIME, bitch is talking out of her cottage cheese arse.

Wash your hair you lazy fuck.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

VidalSassoonLyn saying that the reason she wears her hair in the poop bun is because it's dry thanks to her menopause? Gorl what was your excuse pre-2019 when you were still throwing it up on top of your big ol' moonface rather than running a brush through it?

You can still see how greasy it is, ALL THE TIME, bitch is talking out of her cottage cheese arse.

Wash your hair you lazy fuck.

I know this isn't the first time she's spoken on things in relation to what this thread points out but... It can't just be me that notices that she's hyper aware of every single that's said here and reacts to it. Are we her content now? Is she our content? Is this now a symbiotic relationship? What the hell.

At any rate, I think we are over the target and giving her content. Funny enough, @dfranki723 has cussed people out for giving her ideas.

 

[Chilli Soup]

Is this now a symbiotic relationship? What the hell.

Every parasite needs its host. Hi Amber!

You can still see how greasy it is, ALL THE TIME, bitch is talking out of her cottage cheese arse.

The only time she washes it is when her old caretaker is out and she needs to attract a new one. It's gross.

 

[TardiX]

By her own words, she doesn't perform any action within her control?

She puts her hair up because of menopause, she has a shit sleep schedule because of insomnia and totally not lack of anything to do in her empty life, she weighs herself to the decimal because of OCD, she doesn't drive because of anxiety, she doesn't read comments because of PTSD (except she does), her arts and crafts are for muh traumaz, X diet and X foods are triggering except when all foods ("even broccoli") are triggering due to BED/food addiction which is magically gone now so she can rapidly lose weight despite the gallstones and LIMPedema.

 

[Gimme the skinny]

With that over drinking soda and water I predict another uti. Yaaaay for sedentary lifestyle.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Back after a short detox from the amberverse to deal with real life things. I was going to do recaps for the ones I missed, but fuck this bitch, there's nothing at all new. Plus, all her crocodile tears for he junkie brother and her reaching with her T-Rex arms for an Oscar, combined with her newfound group of words she learned but cannot use in a good context/lecturing the audience on her fake BED and fake food addiction/trying to be Sigmund Freud, make me want to plant my boot firmly on her fat fucking face.

I did start a recap of her latest one, but it's pretty long already and I'm only four minutes in. Either I need to just put it up as a reaction channel or pare it down because I'm only getting 10 inches in the paper, not the entirety of it.

I'm going to jettison that and sum up the latest (Beating food addiction, denial, and anger") like this:

Hamber sits on her fat shelf ass, lecturing her viewers about what SHE means by "discomfort", which we all know is any time she isn't cramming food - or, if it's something she made, a food-like substance - down the abyss that is her gaping maw. And she goes on to validate what those in her audience have been telling her for years - namely, that she is going to have to learn to live with discomfort. he's acting like that or that she eats out of boredom.

Once again trying to retcon, saying now she's a food addict. Keep trying to cover up those three "official" diagnoses and your own self-diagnosis of BED, Hamber. Real psychs will know that you're a lying narc.

I stopped there, because I'm not gonna watch the rest unless I continue to cap it (still a little on the fence on that, as I don't want to take advantage of the indulgence offered me here.

Summing up: SmugLynn is fat and neither I nor anyone else would have sex with her -not even MG,W.

Now to go make up more moving boxes to pack. Death is really a pain in the ass, when it comes right down to it.


LATE EDIT: This is twelve videos in a row of her sitting on her shelf ass. Those frogs are already dropping like flies.

 

[RedMage]

With that over drinking soda and water I predict another uti. Yaaaay for sedentary lifestyle.

I am surprised she has yet to use bloat from drinking soda as the reason she weighs as much as she does.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

She’s been dwelling on the word ‘discomfort’ because I’ll bet it was used repeatedly at this recent WLS meeting thing she was forced to attend. It sounds like a word that a medical professional would use when they don’t want to tell you that a procedure is going to hurt like hell.

 

[Goatchoker]

I am surprised she has yet to use bloat from drinking soda as the reason she weighs as much as she does.

It’s water weight shitlord!
Lol

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

VidalSassoonLyn saying that the reason she wears her hair in the poop bun is because it's dry thanks to her menopause? Gorl what was your excuse pre-2019 when you were still throwing it up on top of your big ol' moonface rather than running a brush through it?

Know what gives good* hair, even during menopause? Enough water, enough nutrients, and reasonable hygiene and care.

*it's all relative. Some have good hair throughout life; some get hit harder than others by menopause/hormones, etc. And if what used to work no longer works, you adapt. But good intake and personal care almost always >>> poor intake/personal care.

 

[Xenomorph]

With that over drinking soda and water I predict another uti. Yaaaay for sedentary lifestyle.

she cant have carbination a big no no for WLS diet that alone is why she will never ever get it... her diet sodas are here to stay

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Has our Lego expert discovered this on Temu yet? I keep getting assaulted with their ads and this popped up today. Seems right up her alley.
I haven't checked it out. I'm waiting for one of our fatties to do a haul and see what it's all about first. They're only reliable when it comes to their wasteful consumerism



Eta:

She’s been dwelling on the word ‘discomfort’ because I’ll bet it was used repeatedly at this recent WLS meeting thing she was forced to attend. It sounds like a word that a medical professional would use when they don’t want to tell you that a procedure is going to hurt like hell.

It's an excellent word for her to learn, live, and love. Losing weight is uncomfortable and miserable until you start to feel better and at her weight she's not going to feel any sort of better for 150lbs or so.
We all know she can't apply uncomfortable to any life situation type deal though even though just breathing at this point is an acclimated discomfort.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

she cant have carbination a big no no for WLS diet that alone is why she will never ever get it... her diet sodas are here to stay

CalorieCounterLynn insists on diet soda. That shit is baaaaad for you. Health wise, you're better off with regular soda (if you insist on drinking that crap anyway). Her best bet would be water, period. No carbonation, no calories. Why she insists on these stupid little games to fool only herself is beyond me.

"Discomfort" this.

 

[Goatchoker]

CalorieCounterLynn insists on diet soda. That shit is baaaaad for you. Health wise, you're better off with regular soda (if you insist on drinking that crap anyway). Her best bet would be water, period. No carbonation, no calories. Why she insists on these stupid little games to fool only herself is beyond me.

"Discomfort" this.

Diet soda makes my insides so mad and I hate the way the aspartame coats my mouth. Just drink water ffs! Or black coffee, or even orange juice. Diet soda is bs.
Her water vs soda justification is funny af tho.

 

[I call shenanigans]

she cant have carbination a big no no for WLS diet that alone is why she will never ever get it... her diet sodas are here to stay

That’s actually not true. Carbonation is only an issue with a minority of surgeons…Amber’s being one of them. It’s a bit like using straws is disallowed by some but most don’t care. Generally, early post-op patients will let their carbonated drinks go flat simply because the gas in a small tender pouch isn’t pleasant. Many surgeons take the line that taking in any fluids (not alcohol of course) is better than ending up dehydrated and back in ER on a drip.

There really are very few hard and fast don’ts after WLS. The main ones being don’t smoke and don’t do any non-prescribed drugs of any kind. All the rest is really the rules of individual surgeons. Even the post-op diet progression varies significantly between surgeons and is tailored to the individual patient by any decent surgeon. Unfortunately, dieticians stick with a standard progression and don’t necessarily know what they’re doing.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Poor Ham. Back to reality.

Turns out relying on surprise cheese-eating surrender monkeys to help you out long term is not such a great strategy to keep those views up for YTBux. Because (surprise!) they are mindless flying monkeys coming to the channel to take a shit in the comments - pablum and not real support. Then again, that's Hamber, isn't it? All smoke, no fire.