Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

I genuinely can't tell if her hair is wet or if it is just *that* greasy.

She probably smells similar to a white trash flea market snack bar. You know, the ones that dead ass sell fish sandwiches and use week old oil.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Wouldn't be us trolling her 140 IQ shelfass into speaking on the $700 expert Titantic laygoes set that she forgot about after she gave Jade money to buy it for her.

 

[I call shenanigans]

On topic: How much longer do you think this WLS horseshit is going to last?

Until she gains “even 1lb” between her compulsory monthly education sessions (which include mandatory weighins), or she has a psych review and gets told to go away for a couple of years and get some real therapy. In reality she could actually drag this out for months, and I’m not totally convinced she won’t eventually get approved when her surgeon has operated on Tammy (Slaton) Willingham. I’m kind of impressed if she is losing the amounts she claims, because she hasn’t really tried to lose weight by diet since her Krystal days. I don’t consider 2-3 days on any diet a genuine attempt. Being weighed at the seminar, and given the black and white rules, has clearly had an impact. How long she can keep it up is a whole other question.

I got a kick out of her recent video where she claimed her visit to the bariatric clinic was NOT a seminar, then went on to perfectly describe a weight loss surgery centre seminar. Surely she knows by now that there a Narc Alert plant in the audience.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Until she gains “even 1lb” between her compulsory monthly education sessions (which include mandatory weighins), or she has a psych review and gets told to go away for a couple of years and get some real therapy. In reality she could actually drag this out for months, and I’m not totally convinced she won’t eventually get approved when her surgeon has operated on Tammy (Slaton) Willingham. I’m kind of impressed if she is losing the amounts she claims, because she hasn’t really tried to lose weight by diet since her Krystal days. I don’t consider 2-3 days on any diet a genuine attempt. Being weighed at the seminar, and given the black and white rules, has clearly had an impact. How long she can keep it up is a whole other question.

I got a kick out of her recent video where she claimed her visit to the bariatric clinic was NOT a seminar, then went on to perfectly describe a weight loss surgery centre seminar. Surely she knows by now that there a Narc Alert plant in the audience.

Claims aside and I understand why she could just keep all of this WLS talk going indefinitely, what's your take on what's happening with her? She's been trying to kill her BED and she's using very choice words for the past 12 out of 12 sitdown videos. As far as the celebrity surgeon goes, the poo's been touched.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Sorry if this has been posted recently and I missed it but here’s ambers WLS plans from 2020. Basically word for word what she’s saying now.

https://youtu.be/QnKpFekaxQg

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Sorry if this has been posted recently and I missed it but here’s ambers WLS plans from 2020. Basically word for word what she’s saying now.

https://youtu.be/QnKpFekaxQg

And she probably has at least 10 others saying exactly the same. I can't watch her, not even through someone else, she makes me mati and rage filled.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Claims aside and I understand why she could just keep all of this WLS talk going indefinitely, what's your take on what's happening with her? She's been trying to kill her BED and she's using very choice words for the past 12 out of 12 sitdown videos. As far as the celebrity surgeon goes, the poo's been touched.

She’s picked up some keywords like “sitting with discomfort” and she knows that BED will get her kicked from the program, which is why she’s opting now for “food addiction”. She has learnt something from her past failed attempts to get surgery. I’m definitely still seeing signs that she’s delusional though about the actual surgery, and the bariatric team will pick up on it. I’m not going to say what they are, because I actually don’t want her to find out. WLS is not the magic bullet so many think it is. It can do a lot of damage when done on people who shouldn’t qualify (like Amber), so I’m not feeding folk information they could use to bluff their team into green lighting a surgery. TBH I do think she genuinely wants WLS this time and is going to lie to both herself and the bariatric team to get it. She HAS to control her weight longer than she ever has though, probably for a good six months at least. If she really has BED, then I can’t see her doing it because she’ll cave at the first hurdle put in her way.

I hope she can stick to the program for a few months though (even if it’s a big lie or a troll), because her health can only thank her for it. The clearances she’ll need, and the testing that entails will knock out any delusion about being “healthy but obese”. Will be interesting to see if she admits to the sleep test and A/CPAP if she gets that far, because A/CPAPs could never be described as “dainty”. There’s definitely content in this quest for Amber if she sticks to it.

 

[Mekahineyho]

HOW MY GI SCAN WENT, PSYCH APPT UPDATE, & TITANIC LEGO | VLOG

Spoiler: Archive

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This is hands down ambers worst era and worst personality. Not only is the content repetitive as shit, it’s not broken up in any way with side characters or public outings it’s just her face up close talking about food or how her hair looks. Public shooting fears and trypophobia are very common amber, maybe if you interacted or paid attention to others besides yourself you would know that. She’s loving all these tests and shit for the WLS because she gets to have the focus on her and she loves telling other about HER.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

she had that same outfit on already did week, did she not?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Is it just me, or has MG,W negress been particularly MIA in all her recent videos? Yeah, there was a shadow reflection on her phone a couple of vids ago, but the verbal interaction "RIGHT, BAAAAYYBEEE?" is gone. Kaput. Non-existent. Everything lately is her sitting on her six-ton shelf ass, camera centered on her ballsack chin, and her whining/lying/justifying/making excuses for her loathsome fat ass.

She's going down like a Chinese spy balloon. They just haven't fired the you're too fucked up for WLS missle at her yet.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

lol did she just gloss over the questions that asks how much alcohol she consumes when she typically drinks? Bitch swilled down a bottle of BIRD DOG and guzzled down a whole bottle of wine!

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

So if she’s gunning for wls, why hasn’t she lost any visible weight? Isn’t she 500 something? Also why buy pasta and scalloped potatoes? Those better be for her fake gf because that is not on a bariatric diet.

 

[I call shenanigans]

lol did she just gloss over the questions that asks how much alcohol she consumes when she typically drinks? Bitch swilled down a bottle of BIRD DOG and guzzled down a whole bottle of wine!

ETA because half my post disappeared.

Amber’s occasional binge drink won’t really matter, and can’t be tested for anyway.They can however test for smoking, and given Wifey smokes, they probably will. The test can differentiate between the tested person being a smoker, or nicotine patches or secondhand smoke.

Can’t quote @TheCakeIsALie , at her size she’d have to be down 50-70lbs before you’d see it.

 

[Sorades]

So if she’s gunning for wls, why hasn’t she lost any visible weight? Isn’t she 500 something? Also why buy pasta and scalloped potatoes? Those better be for her fake gf because that is not on a bariatric diet.

That's because every day is Cheat day for her. She lacks the discipline to go on a diet.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary. This is a really dull and pointless vlog. We watch her look for lost earring keepers, we watch her plate chicken wings, she talks about all of the things she had to drink for the GI Scan, and we get a brief scene with Rarity and Wasabi at the end.

Spoiler: HOW MY GI SCAN WENT, PSYCH APPT UPDATE, & TITANIC LEGO | VLOG

-- WELCOME --

Yet another grocery haul. An absolute fatphobic shitlord might speculate that her constant obsession with food, combined with her attempts to 'just say no' and avoid takeout, is leading her to shift her focus and obsession to constantly shopping for more groceries... but wtf do I know?

"Shopping for groceries 2 times a week" - though I'm sure we've been seeing or hearing about hauls in damn-near every video. Anyway: beef, chicken, chicken wings, whole grain spaghetti, enough nuts to choke an elephant (careful Amber...), frozen scalloped potatoes, shit-ton of cheese, deli-meat, jalapano peppers, squash, zucchini, green onion, bananas, pears, grapefruit, grapes, pineapple, apples, small watermellon, more pineapple, broccoli.

So, Amber's typical phase 1 food haul. Don't forget how many times she has told us how much she hates real banana (only likes synthetic banana flavouring like that used in candy).

-- NEXT DAY --

Today is weigh in day... so we get to watch her put on makeup. Amber went to the theatre to see 'Meghan' the other day. Both she and Jade have a 'theatre fear' - Amber's fear started a decade ago and has gotten worse. Amber fears she won't fit in the seat and- oh... nevermind. Amber's retconning this story we've heard from her before. Now her fear is that a mass shooter will come into the theatre and kill her. OH, and Jade has the EXACT SAME FEAR. Well whadya know! (Well, we know where Amber got it from).

Don't worry Amber, statistically (and practically speaking), your surplus bodyweight and struggling heart is FAR MORE LIKELY to delete your system32 folder than a crazed gunman in Kentucky shooting up the exact theatre you happen to be in at the moment you're in it.

Amber has a new phobia: clusters of things! Jade screams "EWWWW" in the background. I see it's another quirk she's mirroring from her gorlfriend. Amber got all worked up today regarding this from watching TikTok. Amber tells this long dramatic story about seeing a picture in her biology book related to this 'ick' and being so sick she had to go home.

This is where I act like a total asshole and point out that if EVERYTHING ON EARTH constantly triggers a person to the fact that they can't FUNCTION, and a supposed DECADE+ of therapy is only making things WORSE, having a crazed lunatic delete your system32 folder may actually NOT be the worst possible thing.

Amber rambles about anxiety, and goes on about her panic disorder and supposed social anxiety. She's talking a mile a minute here, and is constantly getting flustered that she can't find what she's looking for in her hoarded, uh, I mean, perfectly organized desk drawer.

Book talk - NOPE. Maybe if enough of us keep mentioning 'House of Leaves', she'll dig out her copy and give it a go?

The archive is starting to stutter for me... I'm getting concerned for MY COMPUTER'S system32 folder. Be strong! You can make it through this!!

Amber puts up a placard of the tongue sticking out emoji and tells us NOPE! No weigh in! Watch the previous video to get her weight! Honestly, it doesn't matter. When you are at Amber's girth, scales and numbers to a tenth of a pound are NOT necessary.

Next day, 6:16am. So tired. Amber's going to get her GI Scan. Amber complains that she has to fast because it will make her super-hongry which could cause her to overeat. But don't worry now because "I HAVE WILLPOWER NOW, so I won't overeat". Yes, Amber magically developed David Goggin's level willpower in about 2.5 weeks. -- Remember this declaration in about 2 months time.

Jumpcut!! Amber reports an eyelash in her eye... rivetting content. She's back from the appointment, and complains about everything involved with the test. GI Scan has been checked off the list. Her next appointment is within about 10 days. Very imporen. Super excited to change her life. Feels GOOD!

Amber officially has an appointment for her 'psych', and she's been sent some questionaires to fill out. They are supposed to take 45 minutes each. It's easy to get tests done, but the nitty-gritty is fixing her head, and that's the imporen part. Headphone users beware as she shrieks here.

FOOD!!! baked chicken wings, zucchini, squash, and onions. Again, the typical 'phase 1 with Jade' meal.

RARITY!!! Amber's shining a laser pointer for Rarity to chase, but the beam keeps going where Rarity can't see it. Instead of getting off her shelf to change the angle, she tells Jade to get up and try to direct Rarity to the beam.

WASABI!!! beside the Titanic LEGO box, while Rarity chillaxes inside.

LEGO Titanic Update. She's on the last instruction book, and block packet 29/43.

-- SEE YOU LATER --

TL;DR: Amber sits and talks. More phobias. Shows food. Talks about books. AMBER DECLARES SHE NOW HAS WILLPOWER AND WON'T OVEREAT.

 

[TardiX]

She's done the trypophobia thing before. Apparently it doesn't apply to all her polka dot dress tents and tacky earrings

 

[Trees]

TW; SMALL CLUSTERS OF DOTS

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Looks like everything's going back to normal.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Trypophobia as a "sooo quirky!!!" fear is sooo ten years ago. Typical Amber, she's late to every trend.

TW; SMALL CLUSTERS OF DOTS

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Plus, as shown above, or half the Torrid tarps she actually wears, it is not a true fear of hers. Kinda like how her "dislike" of pizza that she kept claiming she had despite eating so much pizza until recently. It's a way for her to seem "special" or "quirky". She's such a liar it means jack shit.

Also I'm bored of the WLS saga too. I know she'll drop out soon. This one just went further than the others for... some reason. Which is odd since I get feeder vibes from Jade. Hella creepy to watch your "gorlfriend" film mukbangs or "cook," even if it's just off camera. Something about her doesn't sit right in a way that the others didn't.

 

[The Heartthrob]

If I see someone overweight, fat or obese trying I'll dap them and tell them that they can bother me if they don't know how to use the equipment if they come around long enough. As a newfag, I've noticed that we do take intelligence for granted and it is actually not that obvious for a lot of these people as to why they're so pathological but if I see that they want to change, I'll encourage it. As for Amber, if she dies today, I would celebrate it. It's not even the obesity, the obesity is just the proof that she's a fucked up person.

My thoughts exactly. And I think a lot of us can tell when someone is genuinely ready to change, which is why we call bullshit on ALR.

Words don't have definitions to people and not even in evolving into the modern colloquialism kind of way meaning either. Everything is phobic or ist and it's maddening. Even if a fat person doesn't gaf about losing a weight but is just laying low minding their own business waiting at a bus stop having obscenities about their weight screamed at them... that's just not okay thats the phobic part. Expecting the world to accommodate a 600lb body just cuz uhmmmm negative ghost rider.
My favorite is the clothes are fatphobic while our cows are a prime example of how they are not with their hundred thousand dollar per year clothing hauls.

I'll believe Amber has her mentulz/depression BED to the point it's overwhelming her when she logs offline for 72 hours to a week. When she actually can't eat or throws up from eating and spirals out. Even if she has actual food addiction she should already be fighting addiction transfer or we should be starting to see addiction transfer and withdrawals. Yep food addiction includes withdrawals. Agitation, anxiety, and her self dxed bipolar would include some mania at this point too.

But she doesn't have any of the above.

That's really the core of her problems: her ego. I believe she has a lot of valid issues, but she doesn't view them from the perspective of her being the problem. It's always other people. Even when she claims to want to change, it's for other people.

Yet this is 100% something ALR would do. Openly mock a random obese stranger because it makes her happy.

If you're a cunt and fat, people are gonna point out your weight.
If you're a cunt and have a speech impediment, people will attack that.
If you're a cunt and an amputee, your lack of limbs will be attacked too.
It is the same with any shitty person and noticeable traits they have.

Victim wannabes don't seem to understand that.

Exactly. When you're so contemptable as a person, people will always go for the low blow to cut you down to size. The beanbag in a hurry comment was funny, but that could genuinely be considered fatphobic. People calling her a fatass bitch because she was a cunt to Becky is not.