Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[the weeknd warrior]

She's said this In a recent video- "when will it be my turn?"- and I think that's the fundamental issue.

Rate me MATI lmao.

It could be "your turn" in a year if she fucking TRIED.

Gone without.

Got uncomfortable.

Not just throw a fucking crybaby fit over having to work.

She's really got everything handed to her in life and has been so fucking coddled by the system, her family, other's, the block button, whether she wants to admit it or not.

She may have had bad things happened to her in life, but everyone has.

Everyone has trauma.

Grow up and realize that you're not special, Amber; you'll probably be happier when you realize that.

Even if she was just a bog standard 300 pounds "small fat" trying to get it, she still wouldn't be a good candidate because she's a brat.


I honestly don't get her logic with that.

Yeah, it's possible overdosing on vitamins, but wouldn't you have to take a shit load of them to do that? I'd imagine it's rare depending on the vitamin.

She's an idiot that wants to use fancy, pop psychology terms but she can't even use them correctly.

Personally I don't believe anyone with "medicine anxiety" would take gas station delta 8 as carelessly as she did.

Is it OK if I rate you as mad at low IQ narcs?

 

[Xenomorph]

Hey Frogs, ya just stay backing the wrong team eh?
Nah nah I should go easy on em this is their first time getting lied to by orca.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Yeah, it's possible overdosing on vitamins, but wouldn't you have to take a shit load of them to do that?

You can overdose on vitamins taking them as recommended. Seriously.

Spoiler: One a Day

I'm an old fart. My doc told me during my annual physical a few years back I should start taking a good daily multi-vitamin. So picked up a big jug of Centrum at Costco, took one every day. No biggie, right? It's only a vitamin.

Within six months, I developed severe joint and knee pain. Went to the doc, he did some blood tests and said my iron levels were off-the-chart high and he suspected I might have hemachromatosis, which is actually a genetic condition where your body makes too much iron... and can kill you. None of the markers showed up in the tests. Doc went down daily intake list. Told him I took a daily multi. He asked why. Because you told me to, ya dumbshit! He said stop taking them.

Within a few weeks, pain went away, iron levels returned to normal. So yeah, vitamins CAN fuck you up without even eating a handful of them.

 

[Queequeg]

This idiot doesn't have ADHD. She has terrible sleep hygiene (probably because of untreated sleep apnea she's had for god knows how long that the surgeon told her she had). She can't focus, has memory problems, and is impulsive because she has a sleep disorder and the rest is feigning for her audience. The "I'm so quiiiiirky!!!" bullshit. ADHD is a lot more than not being able to focus.

 

[pippeyyy]

She's on the record for researching phentermine, which ranks above any ADHD meds for appetite suppressants. When she researched it, she was still able to eat as much as she usually does. Her whole neurotransmitter system is bunked, there is no chase for Amber there is only having it now.

She took that for a few days when she was living with Destiny's Mom. It was where the 3 pieces of pizza and "I'm, like, the queen of, like, moderation" came from. She managed to overeat on it and freaked out when her blood pressure was higher than it normally is (she believes 158/98 was a healthy BP) . So she quit. It was less than a week from taking it to quitting, as usual. She likes to say this was one of the biggest mistakes she ever made. Not sure how.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

....Yeah, it's possible overdosing on vitamins, but wouldn't you have to take a shit load of them to do that? I'd imagine it's rare depending on the vitamin.....

Depends. Vitamins for the most part are water soluable. For example, too much Vitamin C or D, and you just pee out super yellow urine (especially with vitamin C). I believe that way too much Vitamin B can cause messed up stuff like heart problems, but you have to WORK at taking too much. Generally speaking, just taking a vitamin B, C, or D tablets (even taking a LOT of vitamin D, like 5,000+ ui daily) usually doesn't have ANY negative effect - except expensive urine.

Minerals are a completely different story. Iron, potassium, calcium, magnesium, etc., can cause serious problems even in values slightly above normal levels. And it takes more time to clear your system and get back to normal, which makes it easier to build to toxic levels - even if you're taking them according to the package. These can do a number on your kidneys or liver if you take too much. I actually saw someone in the comments of an Amber reaction video say that her husband developed liver issues from taking too many gummy vitamins (I guess eating them like candy - yuck).

[Edited to Add: Oops, just noticed that Slappy already covered this]

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-14454760

Just wanted to take a minute and go back to this from a month ago (January 27th, 2023)

Your words, actions, and ill intent have hurt Charlie (aka: The Dangleeng Ankle) and MADE HIM CRY! He got thinking about his children growing up and doing the shit that you're doing and it really kicked him in the feels. According to YOUR WORDS, that makes YOU RESPONSIBLE! Are you going to take accountability, Amber? When is enough ACTUALLY enough?! Make a change now before things get worse.

(I know this is autistic - but I'm petty and just couldn't miss an opportunity to throw her words back into her face)

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

A deathfat can never take too much vit D or drink too much water.

I always doubted her 1lb a week goal with the clinic.

She didn't "change her mind" and wants to go in another direction she got dumped and can't wait a year now.

Everybody dumps her shelf

*eta*
2lbs a week is doable for an overweight person muchless a deathfat
She could easily lose 104lbs without the surgery.

She keeps comparing herself to MSHPL and those motivated people come back losing up to 70lbs in 2-3 months

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Fat soluble vitamins (A, D, E, K) can become toxic in sustained large doses as they can be stored in fat versus excess excreted routinely in urine (C, B). Of the fat soluble vitamins, A and D are the highest risks for hypervitaminosis, with E not too far behind. Minerals are trickier, but the fat soluble vitamins are sometimes far beyond the recommended RDA in some multivitamin brands.

Edit: I went and looked at the stuff in this vitamin she named, and it isn't terrible. It has a bunch of stuff in it, and looks perfectly fine: the vitamin and mineral profiles are basic, without the insane amounts of the fat solubles or minerals that are problematic, with digestive enzymes, berries (for antioxidants), fiber, a mushroom blend, greens, etc. It looks like a good, standard, basic multivite. Of course, in keeping with the rest of her corky ways, she's scurred to take them, but not scurred of hoovering three pounds of noodles while regaling everyone with fairy tales about FBI Frank..

 

[I call shenanigans]

"I'm not as bad as the people on MSHPL" is also just a giant cope. Amber is 500 pounds with a whole host of health issues that get worse by the day. At least a decent portion of the MSHPL people make ACTUAL EFFORT before and after surgery that shows they're committed to the lifestyle change, something Amber has failed to do for years and years. But you're better than them because you don't eat as much food at once? Sure.

Amber could never meet Dr Now's two month weightloss goal to be approved for surgery. Even when she loses weight, it is very slow weightloss. So no Amber your are NOT better than those on MSHPL. Not even close.

My prediction is she will come back in a few days with a brand new Jenny Craig or WW arc and we will continue with the same repetitive cycle of content while she continues to gain and lose the same 10-15 pounds.

She probably will, but that is stupid given she is still being seen by the dietician, the very person she needs to get approval from. She needs to go back to 2-3 meals a day, high protien (solid protien at that), big veggie serves, and very low minimally processed carbs. She'd romp it into qualifying for surgery even if she binges on veg.

Granted I didn't watch her dumb video but was she actually *denied* or just given a year long requirement to meet like EVERYONE said would happen? Whether it be lose a certain amount, be on a certain diet, psych eval, everyone said the approval process would take months to a year.

She wasn't denied, rather she was told to qualify she'd need a year binge-free. She is still in the program, being followed by the dietician and referred to a pysch.

Iicing on the cake is that she was cock blocked for WLS by her dietician. The actually person dealing with her drug of choice just said nope, no, get the fuck out of my face you lying, fat whore. Love it!

Amber treats medical professionals as though they don't know what they are talking about. She also makes excuses that she expects people will blindly accept as truth. She was warned that any weightgain on the program means you're out or you start again. Miss a regularly scheduled session and it is automatically recorded as a weight gain, because that’s how patients try to hide a gain. That's what happened, and potentially something in her GP referal indicating Amber lied about binge eating.

This decision of refusing her bariatric surgery was not made by the dietician alone. I’ve been working with medical professionals long enough to know that the decision was made by the medical team after discussing her case. What she is not telling us is that she was probably given a goal weight to lose and will be weighed at her monthly visit to the dietician. It is one thing of bamboozling YT viewers with fudged weight numbers, it is another when you go to a clinic, and they weigh you. I bet that if she fails to maintain the weight loss, the surgery will be pushed back even further.

She was nowhere near the point where an MDT (Multi Disciplinary Team) are involved. Everyone within that team has guidelines to follow and her dietician simply told her what her rules within that clinic are. She wasn't denied surgery, she was told she wouldn't be approved unless she stops the binge eating. She was also told at the information seminar that patients must not gain any weight. She admitted in the video right before her appointment that she hadn't lost any more weight (her laughable 500lb plateau). When the dietician weighed her there was no escaping the fact that she likely gained which set off the dieticians alarm bells. So the situation was discussed and Amber was told the facts. It's not a denial though, it's just a delay. Guaranteed, Dr Smith has still never even heard her name let alone discussed her at an MDT meeting.

I am not buying that she was upfront about BED at her psych evaluation or her dietician.

She absolutely wasn't. She completely backtracked on that diagnosis as soon as she heard that any ED is an automatic disqualification for bariatric surgery

they weighed her & she gained a significant amount and she was unable to explain it away. This is how the dietitcian uncovered her binge eating and told her no WLS until no binges for a year.

Very likely scenario, although she only needed a 1lb gain for this to happen

I'm sure she stopped at McDonalds on the way home from the appt to eat her feelings away

Guaranteed. Given its a 30 minute drive she probably stopped at a couple of others as well.

I was thinking it could be that, OR, the paperwork from her primary care physican was the wrench that got thrown into the system. The first stage with going to a specialist is usually a referral from your doctor. Amber sought out the WLS herself, did all of the tests and appointments, and then went to her doctor for the referral as the LAST step. It seemed to be AFTER the step of bringing her doctor's paperwork to the WLS that suddenly she 'plateaued'. And then blamed her DIAGNOSIS (not her overeating behaviour) on getting booted. I wouldn't be surprised if there was something the PCP's paperwork which spoke about Amber's claims of being unable to control her overeating and her BED diagnosis - and during the appointment, her dietician basically said "WTF is THIS?" Then she started porking out once the gig was up, but delayed telling her audience to drag out the story as much as possible. Why else would they waste their time with her if she was ineligible for the procedure from the beginning? Her space could have gone to someone actually eligible for the procedure. They would have immediately told her to come back later, like the last WLS clinic she tried.

She certainly didn't take the usual route of GP referal first, but the way she's gone about it also isn't rare, particularly if the person concerned is unsure of their GP'S reaction and is self-pay. She probably thought that if she could get through the pysch exam, and lose some weight in the first few months, then her GP would do her referral with no issue. The other thing that often happens (insider info here), is if a patients GP is anti-WLS, then the bariatric clinic will send them to another GP with their weightloss program records, and get the referal that way. Not sure how referrals to specialists work in the states, but here right under the text to the specialist is a list of current medical conditions along with current medications (sometimes IME very outdated) and most recent blood and/or radiology screenings. If they do something like that then BED probably appeared right there under current medical conditions.

In this instance, I do think it was as simple as Amber gained weight, the dietitcian asked questions and Amber made excuses before finally admitting to an overeating session (aka a binge). What she probably doesn't realise is that she is not the unique snowflake she thinks she is, and this dietician has heard every excuse in the book hundreds of times. You get hardened in the clinic setting, and that's why there are hard and fast rules in place. Currently, she is still in the program. The program just has rules that Amber thought she could circumvent but can't.

I don’t expect her to stay on the program, but I hope for her sake that she does.

editted to correct typos

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Watched her whole video and what a steaming pile of stagnant crap. Just a few points…

When she’s trying to sell a really foetid pile of shit, she over-emphasizes the ‘h’ in words starting with that letter: “I HHHardly ever overeat.”

“Stupid little rules” & “ x time to fail” shows her mindset: she may have sort of, maybe, wanted WLS but on HER terms…. Whatever mental contortions she’s doing with that. Like most Cluster Bs, you’re her bestie until you thwart her, then the contempt comes out.

When I routinely watched MSPL, plenty of patients waited close to or over a year for surgery - selective memory on her part?

Nothing has changed. These fake switch ups are a frantic attempt to regain views… as is her saying she’ll blog every 2 days. About what, exactly? Because nothing ever changes with her and watching her is just eye rollingly irritating, more so as time passes & frankly, I’m too old to willingly stay on this hamster wheel.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She was nowhere near the point where an MDT (Multi Disciplinary Team) are involved. Everyone within that team has guidelines to follow and her dietician simply told her what her rules within that clinic are. She wasn't denied surgery, she was told she wouldn't be approved unless she stops the binge eating. She was also told at the information seminar that patients must not gain any weight. She admitted in the video before her appointment that she hadn't list any more weight (her laughable 500lb plateau). When the dietician weighed her there was no escaping the fact that she likely gained which set off the dieticians alarm bells. So the situation was discussed and Amber was told the facts. It's not a denial though, it's just a delay. Guaranteed, Dr Smith has still never even heard her name let alone discussed her at an MDT meeting.

Interesting. Amber was talking as she was much further in the process. Basically, the dietitian was following the clinical practice guidelines for the clinic. Amber has always seen herself as special where rules do not apply to her. As you said, she expected the clinic to approve her even if she gained weight. In this situation, she does not know what to do as people do not usually refuses her requests even after she whines.

 

[Trees]

Well shit, now what? Amber talks about WLS when she doesn't have anything else to talk about. She needs to come up with a new plot of last resort.

Edit: she got nothing

 

[ADHD]

Well shit, now what? Amber talks about WLS when she doesn't have anything else to talk about. She needs to come up with a new plot of last resort.

I suggest she finally just suck it up and give meth a try. It's in her DNA after all.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Interesting. Amber was talking as she was much further in the process. Basically, the dietitian was following the clinical practice guidelines for the clinic. Amber has always seen herself as special where rules do not apply to her. As you said, she expected the clinic to approve her even if she gained weight. In this situation, she does not know what to do as people do not usually refuses her requests even after she whines.

Nah…the clinic has a checklist the same as she did. Sure she’d done the online info session, the in office seminar, the in office first bariatric GP visit that wrote up all her referrals etc. Ticked off a shortened version of psych approval, done her barium swallow with follow trough, an EKG, extensive blood draw etc. Eventually got her GP referral. The monthly weighing and dietician appointments weren’t checked off, neither is an almost guaranteed pulmonary assessment and approval. A pelvic/abdominal CT Scan. The standard checklist is huge, the deathfat checklist even bigger. Most clinics the surgeon doesn’t even get involved until after all of the clearances have been obtained. Even then there might be more clearances e.g endoscopy, sometimes colonoscopy which a bariatric surgeon will do themselves. She made it sound like she was close, and she certainly was racing through all she could, but even if the dietician hadn’t slowed the process down, getting diagnosed with sleep apnoea would have put a major spanner in the works, because that generally causes a minimum 3 month delay to get monitored consistent CPAP use checked off the list.

If Amber really does want surgery eventually, she really should stay with the program and tick off even more of the boxes, so should she get to the point where she gets the other clearances signed off, then she’ll be ready to go .

Well shit, now what? Amber talks about WLS when she doesn't have anything else to talk about. She needs to come up with a new plot of last resort.

Edit: she got nothing

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She’s got all that cash she saved in two months to pay for this WLS, so no need to work for another month or two. Plus people are calling out all her lies and blaming her for a situation she absolutely brought on herself. She’s waddling from the room screaming while covering her ears. Maybe cover your mouth instead Amber and you might actually lose some real weight. Better yet, go get your jaws wired shut.

 

[Xenomorph]

Well shit, now what? Amber talks about WLS when she doesn't have anything else to talk about. She needs to come up with a new plot of last resort.

Edit: she got nothing

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See you tomorrow Amber you know that you need money and attention but it's payday tomorrow so you know what shes gonna be doing.

 

[FarmVille]

This decision of refusing her bariatric surgery was not made by the dietician alone. I’ve been working with medical professionals long enough to know that the decision was made by the medical team after discussing her case. What she is not telling us is that she was probably given a goal weight to lose and will be weighed at her monthly visit to the dietician. It is one thing of bamboozling YT viewers with fudged weight numbers, it is another when you go to a clinic, and they weigh you. I bet that if she fails to maintain the weight loss, the surgery will be pushed back even further.

Consistently gaining weight is pretty much the only thing that will get you booted from WLS. They aren’t following around their patients with a camera so they have no way to know whether anyone has “binged” for a year or not, the scale however does not LAH.

I bet she said it was water retention from the car ride—they always say it’s water retention from the car ride! 10elbph

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Well shit, now what? Amber talks about WLS when she doesn't have anything else to talk about. She needs to come up with a new plot of last resort.

Edit: she got nothing

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Basically going home with her toys. This is not going to help her channel. So, what will she do? My take is that she will sit on her arse, go on IG and answer stupid questions, and eat. Amber soothes herself with food, and since she is hurt and has a lot of money, I could bet that the home cooking era is out the door. The smart move would be for Amber to stay with the programme, slug it and try to get the surgery in a year. Instead, she will have a pity-party and not bother with her next appointment with dietitian.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amber found out that not everyone can be paid to give her what she wants and she's in a state of shock and disbelief.

 

[ergod_poisoning]

I guess that's what she's hoping for with this ADHD diagnosis bullshit. Legal amphetamines to assist with her weight loss.

Yeah, stimulants (probs addy ) will often help a normal person lose weight initially, but this bitch will eat her way through anything and is an idiot, so wasting a shortaged drug on her would make me MATI- some tough criteria. This fat bitch wants adderall like all fat bitches want it and Ozempic: dumbly. Without one single iota of will it won't help, blah blah, we all know this, I'm just so old and tired of her it's making me

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

WLS is dead, Jim. No more tard cum from that cow for at least a year.

So what's she gonna do to keep any level of engagement because the views are falling faster than I can scratch my scrotum.

Troon arc for our Dainty Gorl?

Rope the stupid Ambabies right back into the paypig corral.

Just sayin'....