Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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babyTAP said:
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She should've lied harder. It would've been incredibly easy to stash a solid 35, 40lbs of diver weights in her folds before her initial intake appointment that could've served as her safety buffer to get her through a year's worth of weight wobbles while she "doesn't binge"
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So I know how some of it works because I've been going with a friend who is just starting the process (actually to be honest, I'm not super close to her, but she asked me to drive her because she had a seizure and can't drive for a bit. Then she asked if I wanted to go back for her appointment and I figured why not.) I'm sure every clinic is different, but the few things that stick out is at her first weigh in they asked if they could check her ankles and then had her take off her outer layers of clothes and then pull and shake the clothes she still had on. I jokingly said "you guys don't mess around" and the nurse said "you would be surprised the length some people go to pad their starting weight."

The second appointment I went with her, (I believe she has had more, but I only took her to two of them) she saw a doctors assistant who went over her medical history and determined the tests she would need, etc. etc. and when referring to the therapist she had to see to be approved she said "if you have any kind of binge eating you will be denied automatically." She didn't mention anything else that would deny you except binge eating, so it definitely is a big no.

Amber spent years fighting with the internet that she had BED and then thinks she cured it in two months or sorry she never had it to begin with. Love that for her.
 
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More RetroLynn! This is some faggy letter she wrote to Krystle but more looking for attention. She also called K fat, claims she doesnt pay attention to poor widdle Amburr cryeen

From this video is where she had this letter linked

"Like a dove trying to pull A MANSION" lmaooooo :story: :story: :story:
 

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FarmVille said:
Apropos of nothing on my feed

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I just enjoyed watching her have a temper tantrum and blame everyone else for what her fat ass did. Watching her be pissy about My 600lbs Lifers getting approved AND SHE CAN'T! She really thought she could throw money at it and get what she wanted like she does in her day to day life. Doesn't work that way, boo boo. Also lol at her thinking her 550+ pound ass doesn't eat as much as the 600 lbs Lifers. "It's not a Binge unless you eat 3 times what you would normally eat." Gorl, you eat over 3 times more than what the average person eats on the daily. Your whole like has been an escalating binge that took you from 350 lbs to 600. You got yourself into this situation type deal and you're never gonna get out of it. Love that for you.
 
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It is always laughable when she says that "She is trying to save her life". Actually, she wants the surgeon to save her life with little input from her. If she wanted to save her life, in the past, she would have tried to lose weight instead of starting any diets where she would fudge the number of points she could eat, miscalculate the number of calories she ate, or giving herself a "cheat day" every 2 or 3 days. If she really wants to get this surgery, as suggested by @I call shenanigans, she would get all the physical clearance needed to be done now, so that the process can go quickly. Instead, she is blaming the clinic for not giving the surgery.
 
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Her eyebrows are ridiculous.

I cannot stand retards saying supposedly deep shit like ''protecting my energy''. You sound like a braindead cunt. Every single last one of you that blurts out these popular POSITIVITYYYYYYY YASSS phrases. It is truly vomit inducing.

The angle at the end of the vlog is just highlighting her repugnant sagging neck fat.
My God, not the fucking ''sooooooo other people have been messaging me privately and agreeing with me, just trust me bro'' lies. It's one of the most consistent tells of hers. These magical supporters in her DM's that give her unending support or fully back up her bullshit and lies.

We never see them anywhere else but they're super real!

No-one cares about your made-up eating disorders. Stop talking about it you wretched thing. She seems very happy and peace given the ''disheartening'' news she received. Strange that,
 
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She sat on her shelf a month ago talking about how she's thinking maybe it's addiction not BED. Yes she was diagnosed but maybe she was MISdiagnosed (because doctors don't know shit when it comes to this medical marvel) Watching her try to walk that back and pretend this whole time, the issue is her BED is amazing. Something that didn't register until I saw someone else mention it, she sat in this video and had her hissy fit about "I don't binge" and "I'm honest with my dietician" right? But SHE calls them binges when she fucks off for 3 days. It's funny that it's her bullshit self diagnosis she's been using for a decade is what did her in. Kudos on that retard.

Cluster Beezin said:
The "a binge is not a binge unless it's 3x what you normally eat" is a technicality.
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I'm convinced she took this literally. As in, "I normally eat one burger, I only ate 1 burger so it's not a binge" rather than counting calories. OR, much like many other things with her, that "3x" was more what she heard vs what they said.

pistolwhipped said:
Amberlynn is 100% addicted to immediate gratification
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Thus the "I wanted surgery before summer". She really wanted to go from not giving a fuck and eating whatever to having WLS in 6 months.

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"It's not fair, I haven't binged this whole time
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Except she said herself the Australian candy made her binge several times during that week and that was late Jan/early Feb? She can't keep her stories straight as usual.
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
We all know Amber is getting her steps in for years by putting that watch on Twinkie's collar.
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She used to put her Pokemon Go into a pillowcase and tie it to a ceiling fan to get enough steps, so she definitely has different tricks to up her step count. I'm sure there are other ways as well but I'm not familiar with them.
 
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Just drink tap water you fat fucking retard!

Sorry. I had to.
Holy shit she’s insufferable lately.
And I agree with the odd eyebrows. What the hell. Another maddening update from the fattest narc in Kentucky.

She will never get weight loss surgery.

ETA: honestly, the tap water in Lexington is safe, it’s not Vegas or Chicago tap water ffs. And it’s not like you’re worried about health at the size of a young hippo.
 
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