Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DefCon Dumb]

I watched SunnyV2’s video first; he’s new to me & he caught the gist of her quite well in 11:30. Then I watched her blog & couldn’t stop laughing as it’s pretty clear ALR watched it as well. Good because that barely kept me from face-planting onto the floor from boredom.

She was clearly trying to present an image of herself that would “subtlety” contradict how SV2 portrayed her, control the narrative as a stronk, weight losing machine, with varied interests and fun quirks & that would draw in new viewers. Can’t predict if she’ll draw in & retain those but all she did was double down on her fatal flaws as he presented. As to trying to appear mature, resolved yet fun & quirky. Fail.

You can tell when she’s trying to impress, to win hearts & minds and/or show off. Her hair is at least brushed, her eyeliner looks precise & she puts on an arrogant chin tilt, ruined by the ball sack chin & gazes down at her audience.

My week would have been ruined, RUINED without the intro to her stuffy; how insouciant and mature! Kate Who? $180 for an ancephalic bag that might hold the food she needs to fuel those arduous steps in the bitter chill of the breeze from a desk fan.

WHAT did she describe as “so aesthetic”. Glad she’s not claiming to be an English major.

Her video didn’t bite her in the ass, her own rapid cycling bullshit did.

She IS who she used to be.

A trigger warning for period blood? How sensitive… and pwecious.

WLS being firmly held off a year when “other You Tubers… blah, blah” isn’t weird, it’s a firm & fair establishment of that clinics practice parameters. She is PISSED at the dietician putting that requirement on. They are a crucial part of the team. 2 predictions: dietician will soon be known as ‘the girl’ & Amber will try to wheedle & whine her way out of waiting a year.

 

[Shade For Days]

I watched SunnyV2’s video first; he’s new to me & he caught the gist of her quite well in 11:30. Then I watched her blog & couldn’t stop laughing as it’s pretty clear ALR watched it as well. Good because that barely kept me from face-planting onto the floor from boredom.

She was clearly trying to present an image of herself in That would “subtlety” contradict how SV2 portrayed her, control the narrative as a stronk, weight losing machine, with varied interests and fun quirks & that would draw in new viewers. Can’t predict if she’ll draw in & retain those but all she did was double down on her fatal flaws as he presented. As to trying to appear mature, resolved yet fun & quirky. Fail.

You can tell when she’s trying to impress, to win hearts & minds and/or show off. Her hair is at least brushed, her eyeliner looks precise & she puts on an arrogant chin tilt, ruined by the ballsack chin & gazes down at her audience.

My week would have been ruined, RUINED without the intro to her stuffy; how insouciant and mature! Kate Who? $180 for an ancephalic bag that might hold the food she needs to fuel those arduous steps in the bitter chill of the breeze from a desk fan.

WHAT did she describe as “so aesthetic”. Glad she’s not claiming to be an English major.

Her video didn’t bite her in the ass, her own rapid cycling bullshit did.

She IS who she used to be.

A trigger warning for period blood? How sensitive… and pwecious.

WLS being firmly held off a year when “other You Tubers… blah, blah” isn’t weird, it’s a firm & fair establishment of that clinics practice parameters. She is PISSED at the dietician putting that requirement on. They are a crucial part of the team. 2 predictions: dietician will soon be known as ‘the girl’ & Amber will try to wheedle & whine her way out of waiting a year.

The big thing she is leaving out of the story is that the dietician saw that she gained weight. THAT is what disqualified her for another year. (IMO) You can tell that she HATES that dietician & even said that someone else thought that it was weird that the dietician could do that to her. Poor little Amberlynn Reid, she was so close to scamming & lying her way into a quick WLS surgery if it wasn't for that damn dietician! She was held accountable for her weight gain and overeating, probably for the first time in her life, and I am HERE for it!

It will be interesting if she Dr shops for another WLS surgeon or if she is just gonna go back to the cycle. One of the things she does when she is gaining, is she whines about how it's not healthy to show all of the aspects of her diet/weight loss journey and backs off showing her weigh ins or switches around how many times she is gonna weigh in (like changing it from once a week to once every two weeks). It's her biggest "tell" that she is gaining. So I assume that she is binging away the pain of rejection. Love that for her.

 

[ergod_poisoning]

'Hi little teeeddddy'. Ugh. Sickeneen. I can never come back here, this era is turning me into a sperg.

 

[Constellationzero]

SunnyV2 did this on ALR. Hes got 3,2 mil subs. I wonder what effect that will have.

300 k views in 2 hours

Boy, that thumbnail is NOT at ALL what Hambutt looks like. That pachyderm ought to profusely thank this channel for using something that is entirely too flattering and does not showcase the moonface, deformed chins/facial features, SPEDDY expression, lack of eyebrows, grease, filth, and most of all...the smell.

The motherfucking fetid smell.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Really short plot summary with commentary. Not much detail, because this is pathetic and I didn't really want to focus too much on it. Not even gonna spoiler it.
TL;DR - Amber can't understand why people are upset by her entitled temper tantrum re: being delayed in getting WLS. Amber fills the entire 10 min 'vlog' with stupid bullshit that no one cares about.


Amber starts in the same place, just seconds after where we left off. Despite her just finishing filming the video about the unfairness of being delayed in getting WLS, she's all giddy and happy.

Amber shows off more Amazon shit that she bought - books she won't read, some lip stuff that that's applied with a spoon-thing that she'll never use, and a Kate Spade backpack that she spent $180 on that she'll never wear. Oh, and hand sanitizer for those trips outside of the house she never takes.

Jumpcut to an unknown time in the future!! Amber can't understand why people were upset at her repugnant and entitled attitude in her last video, but says it 'bit her in the ass', and chalks it up to 'oversharing' her WLS. Amber claims that "sure, I've done some shitty things in the past, but I'm not that person anymore" - despite this recent WLS story arc being a replay of said shitty behaviour.

MUH TRAUMA!!! MUH DEMONS!!! But she says that needs to work on them in private. Either way, you're supposed to WORK ON THEM.

Amber talks about bullshit that doesn't matter to fill video time. A disembodied black hand appears, holding Twinkie - Jade is still there.

Amber shows herself cooking broccoli.

Amber blabs about books she's pretending to read. She talks about her not being able to have children and her 'trauma' of 'gushing blood'.

Amber shows us her drinking partially frozen water.

Amber took a nap. It's now 10 o'clock at night. She's snacking on pistashios and reading the shit on the package.

Big surprise: Amber won't get her 3000-4000 steps in today - watch her fail in 4k!

It's disheartening that she has to do what the WLS clinic wants her to do. She got SO MANY DMs confirming that it 'wasn't fair'. Still calls this a 'set-back'.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Hamber is absolutely incapable of keeping anything to herself (please refer to any Facebook post she made in the 2010s). For instance, every time she actually leaves her luxury playpen, she vlogs it to prove she was outside, at no point in time has she not vlogged while outside, yet she tries so hard to convince us that she goes outside off-camera as well (ok agoraphobialynn). She knows it's impossible for her viewers to trust anything she says so she has the benefit of video footage to show that she's just like everyone else and can use the footage as a gotcha to the haydurs. (vlogging yourself in the passenger seat while your plantation chauffer girlfriend drives you around to medical facilities for your various ailments to prove to the haydurz that you go out is not a gotcha)

My point is that by her saying that she is gonna share less of her WLS journey, it means she is quitting that shit because if she truly were continuing the WLS process you know she would be sharing every single detail about it as she has in her previous videos. She doesn't have it in her to suffer in silence, the truth always comes out one way or another, Inshallah.


Amber: I am willing to do whatever it takes to reach my weight loss goals

Also Hamber: I have less than 400 steps to reach my pathetic 3000-step goal but I'm not gonna do it. Watch me fail in 480p guizeee (I'm only watching the archive you lard-ass troglodyte).

Ultimately, I feel like Amber is most angry not with the haydurz, the weight loss clinic, or herself, but at Tammy Slaton. How could that fat bitch get surgery before daintylynn? You can see the bitterness radiating off her when she talks about people bigger than her getting WLS before her.

Also, imagine if Hamber was smart enough to post her Amazon affiliate link in the description again and actually disclose that she profits from it. She would receive so much commission from the frogs. But posting the link would be too much of a traumatic PTSD moment for her because of the backlash she got last time for her failure to disclose.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

For instance, every time she actually leaves her luxury playpen, she vlogs it to prove she was outside, at no point in time has she not vlogged while outside...

One of the few things she can still feel "joy" from is getting these unfalsifiable dunks on her truth deniers with uncut and unedited videos proving what she's saying happened. We haven't gotten one of those in so long, especially when she weighed 470 lbs and only ate 2,345 calories. It's so pathological that she doesn't even realize she's unironically trolling by writing down TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE as calories she's consumed.

 

[I call shenanigans]

The big thing she is leaving out of the story is that the dietician saw that she gained weight. THAT is what disqualified her for another year.

I’m 99.9% sure that’s exactly what happened. When called to explain her weight gain she then decided to play victim to all her usual excuses. That and/or her Dr’s referral mentioned her BED diagnosis that she insisted she had on record until she didn’t want it there.

It will be interesting if she Dr shops for another WLS surgeon

There’s not really any point in doing that now unless she goes way out of area. There’s a couple of reasons for that. Firstly, there are very few bariatric surgeons that will tackle someone her size, Dr Eric Smith is one of them. Secondly, bariatric clinics in close proximity have a tendency to share allied health professionals like dieticians, physchologists and exercise physiologists. Bariatric clinics need allied health professionals that specialise in bariatric/obesity medicine, and good, experienced ones tend to be thin on the ground. She’ll get caught out somehow and be back to square one.

If she’s serious about getting the surgery in future, she is far better off staying with the current clinic. She needs the psych consults to drop her victim complex and accept that as an adult she alone is responsible for the food she shoves down her throat. Until she does that she’ll never lose significant weight or keep it off. The day she can honestly say to her health team that her weight is a result of her just being a gluttonous Sloth, instead of all her other excuses that are conveniently outside of her control, is the day her 365 day wait can actually begin. She also needs to stop thinking she is the only one that knows her body, and actually follow her dieticians advice/plan to the letter. No cheat days ever, let alone planned ones. No counting calories her way, no WW points, and absolutely no Jenny Craig cardboard carbohydrate bombs...just lean meat/protien portions and lots of vegetables. Log only what the dietician asks to, and throw away that fucking bullet journal that focuses far too much on food and feelings. In Amber's case I'd also say throw out the scale because gaining triggers her to eat, and losing weight she rewards with cheat meals.

The other big stumbling block for Amber will be her sleep aponea. She needs to organise a sleep test and get herself a CPAP. Yes our Dainty qween is going to need to sleep in one of those very undainty masks and get her sleep aponea controlled prior to WLS. Bonus though she'll feel better than she has in a long time (once she gets used to it), and she'll actually lose more weight.

My point is that by her saying that she is gonna share less of her WLS journey, it means she is quitting that shit because if she truly were continuing the WLS process you know she would be sharing every single detail about it as she has in her previous videos.

Even if she keeps up her dietician and pysch appointments, she's not really going to have much to share. They'll be like monthly appointments and she can't make 15 vlogs a month about 2 appointments.

Ultimately, I feel like Amber is most angry not with the haydurz, the weight loss clinic, or herself, but at Tammy Slaton. How could that fat bitch get surgery before daintylynn? You can see the bitterness radiating off her when she talks about people bigger than her getting WLS before her.

Absolutely... She is pissed as that fatter than her hillbilly Tammy got WLS and she hasn't. What she fails to understand (or even care about) is that Tammy was an exception to the rules. Firstly because she's on a dramatised TV show where people will be publically held accountable for the state of her health, and secondly because she was actively in the throws of death so WLS had a potential to save her otherwise doomed life. In Tammy's case the argument could be made that it was life saving emergency surgery.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm skipping recaps of Hamber's shit because I have too much other real-world stuff going on, but there's a couple of observations I have that I'm going to vomit on you, fam. Isn't that what his is all about?

First, the "bad but totally expected news" video: Hamber gave up the vocal fry last year, but brings it back for this super special "Guise, I'm so surprised I didn't cry in this" video. Lucky us. Give it up, Fatty. It's fucking annoying and it surely doesn't help your idiotic, performative halting speechifying as you assure everyone that your nonexistent quest for WLS will continue. Similarly, fuck off with your "do I or don't I" use it as fodder for YT. Of course you will. It isn't like you do anything but sit around and eat all goddamned day. No, I don't believe your walking totals. Your apartment isn't THAT big. I have a 3200SF house and walking from one end to the other isn't 200 steps.

Second: "My ADHD" bullshit. You do not have ADHD, you fucking munchie cunt, just like you are not bipolar, are not OCD/OCPD, and do not have BED. Did you know, BTW, that many professionals will NOT prescribe stimulants to people with muh bipolar? I can't wait to see if you try to retcon your muh bipolar diagnosis or if you throw ADHD under the bus instead and have to come up with some other pokemon ailment to add to your collection of munchie bullshit excuses.

Three: I don't believe any of her stories about this WLS jernee. I doubt, for instance, that any program is going to kick someone or reset the clock over one binge. Likewise, that "three times a normal meal" thing is total bullshit. I know, however, that December was not the last "binge" (that wasn't a fucking binge.) That weepy video, she snuck in an admission that she "didn't say no once" and how that ruined things. I would guess that she's fucked around with the timeline some more - nothing new there - and the fact she supposedly fucked herself over by using muh BED for a decade before jettisoning that ballast in favor o a misdiagnosis and nonexistent food addiction only to return to muh BED as an excuse is going to keep me amused for quite some time. Maybe a year! As soon as she stopped the weekly weighins, I knew (we all knew) she had gained weight. you will never outwaddle your tells, Fatty.

Maybe people should be recommending the SunnyV2 video to any influx of idiots who appear and start flooding her channel with fake positivity in a doomed effort to "support" her.

 

[BallBuster II]

So late on this is in reference to her dietician making her wait a year before getting approved.

Talked to a friend who has had WLS a few days ago, and he said this is pure bullshit. You need approvals from a primary care doctor, and cardio and pulmonary doctor, and pass a psych, but a dietician is something they said they never had to consult. Chances are she didn't get approval from one of those doctors and needed a cover story.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Talked to a friend who has had WLS a few days ago, and he said this is pure bullshit. You need approvals from a primary care doctor, and cardio and pulmonary doctor, and pass a psych, but a dietician is something they said they never had to consult. Chances are she didn't get approval from one of those doctors and needed a cover story.

Different clinics have different rules, and those rules are often tailored to both individual patients and to the requirements of various insurers. Dieticians are more often than not an integral part of the MDT in a bariatric clinic and they absolutely are included in the final approval. In fact I have never heard of a bariatric clinic that doesn't require dietician consults/clearance prior to surgery.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber is now gonna spend like a giga tard now with the money her monkey butler gave her for surgery.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Oof

 

[Nod Flenders]

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That ratio doesn't lie.

 

[I call shenanigans]

If you would like me to sperg about the obesity world wide bariatric register, I'm happy to do so in the medical sperg thread. It's not appropriate to do so in this thread though. Let me know, because if it's not something you are interested in I won't bother. Just know it exists, minus actual individual identifying data.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Meet MommaGoob: ALR reaction channel and, apparently, WLS recipient.

Amberlynn Reid strikes back at the Hayders, again.

MommaGoob provides an update on DMs with ALR.In this video, Amberlynn discusses her experience being denied for surgery yet again and her quest to buy more...

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During the 5-9 minute mark of this video, MommaGoob (referred to as MG in this post) talks about how she DM'ed Amber on Instagram because MG didn't think it was right for the dietician to block Amber, delaying her getting the surgery over a BED diagnosis (not pushing this opinion as my own; just relaying info). Anyway, MG sent Amber the link for her surgeon, and the link for another surgeon in the same practice. She also sent Amber a link for a pubmed article talking about how WLS helps with BED. Amber asked something like "Why do you think I should do that?" and MG replied "Because you need the surgery, BabyGirl, and you won't make it without it". MG told Amber about her own weight loss story and surgery, and how Amber should come to south Florida for the surgery.

MG didn't show the DMs, but claims that Amber responded by thanking her, but saying that she wouldn't be able to get to Florida. There are other WLS around where she lives. Then said "I'm gonna wait until my dietician contacts me on Friday, because she's supposedly gonna be talking to the surgeon about my exact situation and see what he says. I just wish that I could talk to him in person, because I truly believe that the risk of me not getting surgery soon is greater than the risk of waiting a full year or longer. But who knows, I'm not a doctor lol". MG offers to share her experiences with VGS and also discloses that she has a YouTube channel, and Amber says "I'd love to check out your channel sometime". (HA, lie: Amber knows about EVERYONE who makes videos about her - she sees it on her YouTube portal. She knows who you are, MG, she just doesn't care).

Sounds legit: Amber was given conditions, but feels too special and unique for said conditions. If she can get the WLS right away without any of the requirements that the other, non-special patients have, she'll bring this back. And my guess is if the doctor tells her that she has to go without a BED episode (which she magically cured herself) for a certain time, or has to lose weight to be approved, she'll give up and go on WW or Jenny Craig - while blaming her 'BED diagnosis'.

 

[The false copy of Sunder]

This growing economy of exporting kiwifarms cows to be presented in more sfw ways, without EVER mentioning the farms so that privileged mainstream content creators can react to them without having to worry about the tranny menace, really rubs me the wrong way.

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[FatalTater]

I wonder if FailureLynn (you know, the one who was denied a surgery that both Slaton sisters qualified for?) realizes that while waiting the year until maybe being considered again, she could stop shoving greasy food into her face hole? I mean, is Jade Francis forcing food down Amber's throat? I'll bet she isn't, so Amber could just take control of things and refuse to consume so much.



Yeah I know, I know. I couldn't type that without laughing.
Amber's gonna die fat, it's just a matter of time.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Big surprise: Amber won't get her 3000-4000 steps in today - watch her fail in 4k!

See I don't get that. According to her, it's 200 steps from one side of her apartment to the other. So 3k steps should be shooo easy since she has no mobility issues or pain. Or maybe she's just 500 pounds of horse shit.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

MG didn't show the DMs, but claims that Amber responded by thanking her, but saying that she wouldn't be able to get to Florida. There are other WLS around where she lives. Then said "I'm gonna wait until my dietician contacts me on Friday, because she's supposedly gonna be talking to the surgeon about my exact situation and see what he says. I just wish that I could talk to him in person, because I truly believe that the risk of me not getting surgery soon is greater than the risk of waiting a full year or longer. But who knows, I'm not a doctor lol".

Really, Hamber? You think the risk of not having the surgery is greater - meaning that you're near to literally dying? The same person who haughtily and heatedly denies being housebound, who claims to be eating right, exercising, always moving, even while just watching videos and shows, who is drinking lots of water, is able to shower, dry, and dress without assistance, whose doctors pronounce her bp, blood work, etc, as being just fine or even "perfect"? You're going to claim THAT person is at death's door?

This is the problem with your apparently limitless lies: eventually, you trap yourself. And just like the nonexistent BED that you had (via three diagnoses from three different medical professionals), then suddenly didn't have, then did again when the "WLS" was denied....well, just let me say this:

Good luck with that attempt at manipulation, bitch.