Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Meet MommaGoob: ALR reaction channel and, apparently, WLS recipient.

Amberlynn Reid strikes back at the Hayders, again.

MommaGoob provides an update on DMs with ALR.In this video, Amberlynn discusses her experience being denied for surgery yet again and her quest to buy more...

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During the 5-9 minute mark of this video, MommaGoob (referred to as MG in this post) talks about how she DM'ed Amber on Instagram because MG didn't think it was right for the dietician to block Amber, delaying her getting the surgery over a BED diagnosis (not pushing this opinion as my own; just relaying info). Anyway, MG sent Amber the link for her surgeon, and the link for another surgeon in the same practice. She also sent Amber a link for a pubmed article talking about how WLS helps with BED. Amber asked something like "Why do you think I should do that?" and MG replied "Because you need the surgery, BabyGirl, and you won't make it without it". MG told Amber about her own weight loss story and surgery, and how Amber should come to south Florida for the surgery.

MG didn't show the DMs, but claims that Amber responded by thanking her, but saying that she wouldn't be able to get to Florida. There are other WLS around where she lives. Then said "I'm gonna wait until my dietician contacts me on Friday, because she's supposedly gonna be talking to the surgeon about my exact situation and see what he says. I just wish that I could talk to him in person, because I truly believe that the risk of me not getting surgery soon is greater than the risk of waiting a full year or longer. But who knows, I'm not a doctor lol". MG offers to share her experiences with VGS and also discloses that she has a YouTube channel, and Amber says "I'd love to check out your channel sometime". (HA, lie: Amber knows about EVERYONE who makes videos about her - she sees it on her YouTube portal. She knows who you are, MG, she just doesn't care).

Sounds legit: Amber was given conditions, but feels too special and unique for said conditions. If she can get the WLS right away without any of the requirements that the other, non-special patients have, she'll bring this back. And my guess is if the doctor tells her that she has to go without a BED episode (which she magically cured herself) for a certain time, or has to lose weight to be approved, she'll give up and go on WW or Jenny Craig - while blaming her 'BED diagnosis'.

You sure she had WLS and not M E T H, I mean you must be a tweaker if you bring new info with no proof lmao gtfo

 

[I call shenanigans]

Because I truly believe that the risk of me not getting surgery soon is greater than the risk of waiting a full year or longer.

Word for word how Dr Smith justified doing Tammy’s surgery. Amber is grasping at straws now. Not only did Tammy have several near death experiences, she was bed/wheelchair bound with a fucking tracheotomy tube, in a 24 hour rehab facility for the best part of a year, and she still had to lose 75lbs before her surgeon would approve her. Even now, after clearly significant weight loss Tammy is still on supplemental oxygen.

Sure you aren’t smoking something Amber. At least she basically confirmed she hasn’t had access to the surgeon yet, which doesn’t surprise me in the least. She needs to stop thinking that reality tv shows actually show reality.

Want to get WLS Amber…then walk the walk by losing weight. Prove to the bariatric team that you have changed your lifestyle. All you’ve done so far is prove you’re NOT ready by gaining weight. Guaranteed that in the 7-10 days since her “bad news” that she has “overeaten”, “eaten off track” or “binged” every single day. Next trip to the bariatric clinic when she is weighed, she’ll just prove the dietician was right to deny her approval.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

I wonder if FailureLynn (you know, the one who was denied a surgery that both Slaton sisters qualified for?) realizes that while waiting the year until maybe being considered again, she could stop shoving greasy food into her face hole? I mean, is Jade Francis forcing food down Amber's throat? I'll bet she isn't, so Amber could just take control of things and refuse to consume so much.



Yeah I know, I know. I couldn't type that without laughing.
Amber's gonna die fat, it's just a matter of time.

But it’s even easier than that. Her daily requirement of calories for maintenance (or gain would be more)…must be MASSIVE. I know clever farmers have calculated the figures in the past, but for Amber, at her size, even being physically inactive, to be gaining weight she is eating VAST amounts of food.

This ‘overeating’ as opposed to ‘binging’ is wordplay…semantics. Her ‘normal’ means ‘binge quantity’ to most people, anyway. So this “3times your normal consumption at one sitting” means nothing for her.
She must be ‘overeating’ so much that it morphs into the same situation as binging.

Back to my point, though. She doesn’t even need to do anything drastic or difficult. She could eat very well (especially if she’d learn how to cook). She could eat a lot more more than most of us could, per day, and still lose weight.
She only has to cut down on the most calorific foods a bit, and eat a bit less at every meal. If she learned to cook, she cold make great, satiating meals and never be hungry.

She acts like she is the most anomalous person in the world who can’t look at food without gaining. It’s rubbish. She has lost perspective upon normal portions. She could be eating perfectly happily and well (and still consume what would be a large amount of food to most of us here) and still drop weight.

But no. She can’t possibly do this. She has to ‘sit in discomfort every hour and say no”…..Her thinking is way, way off and I’m sure her team have rumbled her. Even us laymen in the thread can see she isn’t ready for surgery. Her ‘overeating’ seems equivalent to anyone else’s nonstop binge.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

LOL Amber thinks if she could just talk to the surgeon face to face, he will be unable to resist her powers of manipulation. She's spent her entire adult life getting what she wants by either paying or exhausting people into capitulating.

Good luck, fat fuck.

 

[I call shenanigans]

LOL Amber thinks if she could just talk to the surgeon face to face, he will be unable to resist her powers of manipulation. She's spent her entire adult life getting what she wants by either paying or exhausting people into capitulating.

Good luck, fat fuck.

Oh she’d start by crying, then try to tell him why his rules aren’t fair, compare the situation with what she sees on TV shows, then throw a tantrum when she still couldn’t change his decision. That folks is exactly why bariatric patients have to get all their clearances BEFORE they get a face to face with the actual surgeon. Even then, the surgeon will likely have more conditions that need to met.

I doubt the dietician is even going to talk to him about Amber. She likely just said that to shut Amber up and get her out of her office, or off her phone or Email. She’ll just call her at the allotted time and say the surgeon denied her special circumstances and to start the 12 months again.

 

[FatalTater]

"But but but OTHER YOUTUBERS get surgery!!! Why do only *I* get hate and boolying??"

lol

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

LOL Amber thinks if she could just talk to the surgeon face to face, he will be unable to resist her powers of manipulation. She's spent her entire adult life getting what she wants by either paying or exhausting people into capitulating.

Good luck, fat fuck.

I’d she could just get into his house office, he’d love her.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

I’d she could just get into his house office, he’d love her.

If only the surgeon knew her in real life, she's a whole different person.

 

[lol cow supreme]

See I don't get that. According to her, it's 200 steps from one side of her apartment to the other. So 3k steps should be shooo easy since she has no mobility issues or pain. Or maybe she's just 500 pounds of horse shit.

A standard "step" is 2 to 2.5 feet. One of three things is happening:

a: Her apartment is 400 feet long. A US Football field is 360 feet (including the endzones)
b; She takes 3 inch steps. If it takes her 200 steps to get across the apartment. At The Henry at Fritz Farms, the largest apartment is the 3bedroom "Celia" which has the "6 windows" in the living room she claims to be filming in front of.. is only 1500 square feet. And it looks rather square The longest path she could take in this apartment is the diagonal of the square from her front door to the corner of the living room. At most 50 feet. A 50 foot walk takes her "200 steps". So her steps are 3 inches. If she's in the smaller apartments these numbers are even more rediculous.

c: Fat bitch is lying.


Also, looking at all the dimensions here it would take her 60 trips across the apartment (just 30 round trips!) to get 3000 regular steps in. I dont think she's getting her steps in fam.

 

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[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

No fucking way I'm watching that, reaction channel/archives or not. How about you "organize" some weight loss, Fatty.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Told ya spending overdrive.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yaaaaaaaaawn. Her mouth is open. Noise is coming out but intelligence has left the building. A very busy person might enjoy a happy puttering around with little things that don’t really matter but this is her entire life.

What’s next? A 10 minute discussion about toilet paper brands?

 

[Kier Starmer]

I have not watched the SunnyV2 video because the guy never credits sources and is so afraid of citing the farms even though by proxy capitalizes off it. So fuck him, it will be like Tom Harlock's video but shit anyway.

Interestingly it's having no effect on her views though.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

No fucking way I'm watching that, reaction channel/archives or not. How about you "organize" some weight loss, Fatty.

Hard agree. Scrolling down and seeing she’s posted another one my immediate thought was ‘fuck my life no’. My Amber content is strictly via the Farms nowadays and even then it’s getting hard to muster up the motivation to click on her thread. Even Yaba sounded over it on the bit of the live I caught. Your time is up Bambi.

Remember when this yawning Snorlax had its own board on here? Newfags wouldn’t believe how each of her videos had their own thread - often pages long with countless others dedicated to art, medicals and her retarded way of speaking. Feels like a lifetime ago.

 

[Haesindang Park]

"But but but OTHER YOUTUBERS get surgery!!! Why do only *I* get hate and boolying??"

lol

First off, surgery doesn't always solve everything, especially bariatric surgery. Second, it can be very expensive, especially bariatric surgery. Third, if only she knew that bariatric surgery means cutting her stomach to a smaller size and rearranging her intestines so that if she binges, it's either going to hurt or become lethal. Fourth, recovery time from bariatric procedures is going to take a bit and she's going to feel like shit for a while.

There's a reason why after bariatric surgery, patients have to see psychiatrists.

 

[Salvador Dali]

From Aline's frog army to SunnyV2, and now xqcow, Hamber has essentially hit the Youtube jackpot in terms of *potential* success. From a business perspective, she has so much momentum now to pander to these new viewers but she is still gonna keep up her dainty #cleangorl boring lifestyle charade.

We need 2019 trollinglynn back. That's the type of shit that's gonna get her viewers because at least when she was apparently "trolling"(aka showing us what her life is truly like) she was raking in so much dough. We need to see her further instilling her glutton behaviour.

If everyone is gonna portray you as a dumb bitch with an attitude that's incapable of losing weight, might as well embrace it. Amber is absolutely brain-fried at this point and should just take the NikocadoAvocado pill and double down on her fat bitch behaviour on camera. 2023 Amber gives too much of a fuck about what others think and she is suffering financially because she only puts out vanilla content. 2019 Amber gave absolutely no fucks and would film herself gorging the most repulsive meals, but at least she was slightly more transparent with the type of person she was.

When Nikocado trolls and does controversial things, he anticipates that he will be flooded with hate and discussion surrounding his lard ass, this is his plan because he knows that it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things because it's video engagement and money in his wallet regardless of the viewers' opinion. Amber lacks self-awareness and is too much of a narcissist nowadays to let her viewers spin any narrative about her. That is why she has become so selective of the info she discloses, she only says things that will portray her as a victim or in a positive light because that is all she sees herself as. Hamber's efforts in trolling were extremely pathetic but are dearly missed.

2023 Hamber is just a bleak globohomo hellscape powered by mindless media consumption, Amazon and Ubereats. It's just depressing and pathetic at this point. She may perhaps be the most braindead person in Lexington at the time of writing this.

Spoiler: Autistic theory

Amber's crippling tiktok addiction where she doom scrolls vocal-fry #cleangirl aesthetic validation content has made her deeply insecure about her past and the gluttonous behaviours she exhibited. She is now trying to backpedal and show she's changed by pumping out boring "adulting" content. The last thing Amber wants is to be compared to her 2019 self so she's willing to take a financial hit in her viewership.

 

[Shade For Days]

In her latest two vlogs, she has failed to mention her diet or how she plans on "steadily losing weight" (as the surgeon & her wls class, and her dietician recommended). She has failed to make her step goal bolth times. She hasn't talked about her weight or weighing in at all. She has mentioned nothing to do with weight loss at all beyond rambling about drinking water - which for some reason she thinks is a huge necessity & magic cure for weight loss. I've never seen anyone talk about drinking water more in my life. Riveting content WeightLoss- lynn.

This is supposed to be her big new wls journey. It would be her opportunity to gain views and attention by proving she is really going to do it this time & show us haydurs. Yet nothing from her about any of it. This is kinda phase one of the cycle where usually she would be excited & would be showing us her new "wls journal", new walking shoes, new surgeon recommended diet & what foods she is eating and what portions etc. And telling us how Wipey/MGF is the most supportive care giver EVER.

Since she seems to not be interested in showing us any of her wls journey, I have to assume that she is binge eating & gaining. When she stops talkeen about her diet & weighing in, it's usually her tell for "I am gaining weight." This really would have been an opportunity to double down on getting wls and show everyone her determination, embrace the process (even if she is faking it - fake it until you make it and all) and show a positive attitude. It would do so much more for her channel & her health than this sour attitude she has shown. And her wanting to talk directly to the weight loss surgeon is her version of Foodie's "if i could just get into his house!"

I guess she has given up on WLS, at least with this Dr. It was a huge blow to her narc ego that she had us all convinced that she was gonna skate through the approval process, and then it was ACCESS DENIED! Lmfao, love that for her. And, I have yet to see her take any responsibility for her failure, either bc "muh mentalz" or her latest "Muh ADHD." So Hambur has thrown in the towel and given up, bc "It's not my fault you guise!"
HUGE SHOCKER!

TLDR, she is basically unwatchable now - even through reactors. Unless you want to hear about how she drinks water & watch her hauls of completely useless junk.

 

[Goatchoker]

How does she spend so much all the time. Who’s she larping? This is so pathetic.
What size is her laptop because it looks like a tablet in her meaty paws.
Butterfly clips. So much projecting. So much wipey off camera. Book bs. She’s got some gnarly cellulite on her forearms. Butterfly clips look weird because you’re over 30 you fat idiot.

Those clips are fucking huge and a waste of money……..
Dainty fairy.
So much perfume. One person and her bathroom looks worse than my shared bathroom with tiny kids who think it’s okay to spit tp on the mirror (tiny terrorists)

I do diamond painting rarely (I get the leftovers from family) but I do troll QR codes and treat it as a funny cross stitch.

SOMEONE PLEASE FIX HER EYEBROWS.

 

[WorldEater]

Lets just pretend Amber really is meeting her step goal in the kitchen.

She obviously isnt, and the breakdown above by @lol cow supreme is phenom, but lets just step into her manipulated reality for a moment........


Thank heavens she doesn't have a downstairs neighbor. She must be the noisiest tenant in the complex. Between her hurpling around, cackling, and the other various bodily noises she makes while filming, she has to be insufferable on every level.