Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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WLS arc is the final boss for Hamber. She feels like anyone at the clinic who is not the actual surgeon is just the middleman trying to get in the way of her "life-saving" surgery. Amber acting stunned and bewildered when she doesn't get her way is always a funny site to see. In theory, this should be a humbling moment for her but it appears it's just making her more delusional and providing extra nourishment for her brain worms.

Also in the video, she states that her sense of control is dependent on factors outside of her control (ie, being provided the actual WLS date). It makes no sense to wait for the green light given by others to take control of your own life. Her head is so fucked

At the end of the video, she says that the haydurz are "doing multiplication in a division book" whatever that means? This retarded bitch doesn't realize that multiplication can be used to check if you solved a division problem correctly.
 
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Goddamn, she's massive.

This isn't even fun and/or funny anymore. The dumb fat obese coward of a bitch is going to die really believing she's the main character. That's two thumbnails where she doesn't care about her wonky eyes.

I thought I was the only one who noticed that in the last thumbnail! I thought I was being overly nitpicky because I can't stand her moon face. Glad to know I'm not alone. I wonder if hers is due to the fat in her brain or her insistence on not wearing corrective lenses and that pea-sized brain of hers relying too much on the better eye and the other eye's muscles failing just like its owner.
 
Also in the video, she states that her sense of control is dependent on factors outside of her control (ie, being provided the actual WLS date). It makes no sense to wait for the green light given by others to take control of your own life. Her head is so fucked
Damn this bitch annoying af. So instead of figuring out how to cope with the fact that things are sometimes out of her control and working with that reality, she has to stomp her massive tree trunk laaaygs like the huge bratty toddler she is and insist that they give her a firm date so she can feel in control. Idiot has no idea how disordered that is, once again proving that she's not ready for this procedure. Any more tree trunk stomping she's gonna cause another earthquake.
 
I was watching one of those cop shows and saw a morbidly obese woman getting arrested. Of course, she was still WAY smaller than the Hambeast, maybe half her size if not a bit more, but still very much a landwhale. It was a whole ass ordeal. The cuffs wouldn't fit her.

It got me thinking, can you imagine Amberlynn getting arrested? Not only would there be no cuffs that fit her, but there's also no way she'd be able to fit in the back of a police car. Imagine the time and effort and resources that would have to spent on taking her gigantic ass to jail. Now that's entertainment I'd pay to consume.
 
What a rambling mess. Narc damage control. In a nutshell:

Amber's ramble corroberated MammaGoob's DMs - except instead of her admitting that she pushed the dietician to contact the surgeon, she's implying that the dietician is deciding to contact the surgeon without any prompting from Amber. Also keep in mind that this conversation with the dietician was FRIDAY, so the Amberverse is still quite out of sync with our reality.

Amber can't understand how her spoiled brat response to be tolding not yet makes her seem like a spoiled brat. That unhinged response shows how much she wants it!

Blood work results: Hulthy but big (low vitamin D is the only thing Amber mentioned).

She blames her diagnosis of OCPD from 'over 5 years ago' (Summer of 2019 - less than 4 years, Amber), and OCD a couple years ago (1 year ago, according to the HAES psychologist) for why she NEEDS TO KNOW THE EXACT DATE OF THE SURGERY !!!NOW!!!! It's no one's obligation to cater to your toxic PERSONALITY DISORDER.

No, Amber. The metaphor of you hanging a picture and needing one more tool (the nail) does not explain, nor justify acting like a spoiled brat when you were told "later" about WLS and not knowing the exact date that it would be scheduled. That's like saying that you can't hang a picture on the wall unless you are given the date of when the picture will be hanging on the wall. The answer to both scenarios would be the same: it will happen when you complete all of the necessary steps to make it happen.

"I can't get to a healthy body weight without the surgery". They aren't asking for that: they are asking for no binging - which you said you don't do... so... what's the issue?

It wasn't a tantrum - it was frustration that she couldn't turn to food to deal with her issues, as eating her feelings was 'taken' from her. Yeah.... basically, a tantrum. And the reason why she isn't ready.

People are confused about her BED diagnosis story - yeah, because it isn't making sense. Amber starts with an attempt to explain, but redirects to shitting on her terrible audience who are always accusing her of lying. She feels she needs to make an entire video to explain timelines and things, as she can't understand how people get confused.

Don't bother. Here's the TL;DW: She spent YEARS insisting she was diagnosed unofficially for it (after she had to admit she wasn't officially diagnosed - as the first time was before the disorder was recognized, and the second was by BetterHelp who can't diagnose). Then she spent a good amount of time saying she self-diagnosed herself (from late 2020 to early 2021-ish?), but that BED is very easy to self-diagnose. Then she 'officially' got her diagnosis from a HAES specialist in March 2022 so she could do 'outpatient' for her weight while continuing to eat whatever she wanted. She spent that year incessantly going on about her uncontrolled binging ... until the weight loss clinic contacted her mid-December. Then, her binging magically disappeared.... You know, if you ignore the multiple candy bar 'binges' and times she 'didn't say no to food' in January and February 2023. Then she moved the goal-post on what 'binging' was (by misunderstanding her WLS psychologist) to 3x what she would normally eat in a sitting, to declare herself binge-free to qualify for surgery. Unfortunately, that BED diagnosis from 2022 that she spent a lot of time and money to try and obtain bit her in the ass, and now the clinic is (rightfully) pumping the breaks a bit.

By the way Amber... in a sense, multiplication IS division.... it's just changing the angle of approach to the equation. X(Y)=450. This is a multiplication equation, but to isolate one variable, division will be needed.
 
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So she thinks she can't get to a healthy weight without surgery. Does she realize that the desire to pig out on favorite foods will not go away, even if a big chunk of her insides are removed?
All I can think of is that time she was taking appetite suppressants, wasn't hungry, and still shoved three big slices of pizza down her gullet.

...Anyone else think she bragged about being YouTube famous and her doctors looked her up? I can't imagine a professional would want to operate on FailureLynn knowing how much potential liability they could be taking on.
 
She seems super manic.

Humans don't do well with ambiguity. "Sorry. It depends," isn't very satisfying. When's the pandemic over? When will you get pregnant? Find a job? Find your twu wuv? Sorry. It depends.

Fatty could change and save her own life tomorrow, but wants an all you can eat buffet until the minute the scalpel hits. Surgery isn't the instant, infallible cure all she thinks it is.
 
Anyone else think she bragged about being YouTube famous and her doctors looked her up? I can't imagine a professional would want to operate on FailureLynn knowing how much potential liability they could be taking on.
Wouldn't even have to brag. Almost all medical intake forms ask for your employer and/or occupation. I have never had an intake nurse or doctor not ask me exactly what that is...even if i put "Pro Footballer" they'd ask what position, what team etc. They would DEFINATELY start asking about her employment if she put "Self Employed" when trying to figure out how she's going to pay for it, making determinations of work impacting rehab...
And with the staff being acutely aware of "famous deathfats" they were probably aware. They know who Tammy is, They likely know who Nickado is, and they would most likely have figured out who Amber is.
 
Her attitude as self described in her actual & hoped for interaction with the surgeon makes it quite clear why they won’t make an exception for her. Wants a set date scheduled? Big red flag for the team right there. She’s right about 1 thing, it makes no sense.

She may never get as far as the surgeon but if she anticipates success, what ACTUAL steps is she taking? She can be doing many now to show her determination to get surgery.

Instead we get; “All this being taken from me”. Classic spoiled brat talk.

From spoons to nails? LOL. She had every mail needed, right up to rail spikes & keeps flinging them on the floor.

Most of the way through listening to her crap & she is tripling down on why she’s nowhere close to ready.
 
Wants a set date scheduled? Big red flag for the team right there. She’s right about 1 thing, it makes no sense.
Yanno, if Hamber were a Rockstar and had a whole tour schedule worked up or VIP Somebody Politico or something, I could see her wanting a set date for scheduling around any conflicts. But Newsflash NOT to anybody here... she ain't. Take a number, get in line like every one of us peons does for any surgery and we'll get back to ya when you're on the books.

Her sense of entitlement and self-importance made my eyes roll so far back in my head that I nearly passed out. God forbid anything should get in the way of her regularly scheduled doing absolutely nothing.
 
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