Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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devestated about the loss of the love of your LIFE
Amber may have loved wipey, I don’t know. But her true love will always be food. Food is the gorl that drove a wedge between Fahleen and Hamhock. Food was always there lurking in the shadows of their relationship. Wipey was convinced, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that Hamhock would ruhlize that Wipey was the hey mama lesbian for her. Having been disappointed again and again, wipey gave Ham an ultimatum: quit the grub or these jordans are gonna walk their way out that door. In the end, Ham turned to her true love, leaned in to the orange chicken’s ear uttering “I wish I knew how to quit you” as the robust ebony heels jived on out the door.
 
I missed you bitches
The feeling is moochable. Your recaps are my fave!

Ok, just some random observations:

1) Damn, are the tattoos Jade got for Amberlynn even fully healed? Gross. I guess they can be covered up and/or repurposed but that was pretty dumb.

2) Everyone is saying Jade is dipping because ALR changing her mind about WLS was the final straw. Assuming that the WLS arc was real, I posit the following theory:

What if ALR decided against WLS because Wiley already broke up with her and she therefore wouldn’t have any assistance with post op recovery? It would explain the sudden 180. Also, several others have already pointed out that it very much seems like Jade pulled the plug before the fireworks and that this timeline is a sham. Even if this is not the case, I think ultimately it’s much more likely that Jade is dipping because the lease is up (assuming that’s accurate). I don’t think Jade ever really gave a shit about ALR’s health, weight, or mobility.
 
So she had all these friends over this weekend or she went to their houses for a party. One of the guys even put together all the questions for her! But she's crying* to a camera because "she has no one here". Make it make sense fatty. I wonder how long before she a) "ACCIDENTALLY" name drops Jade Francis of New York and b) either hints or outright says she was abusive? She's already hinted there was a toxic nature to the relationship. (the most passionate on both ends of the spectrum.)
*Y'all remember that fake binge tiktok where she fake cried? That's what the crying in this reminded me of. Lots of face contorting and crying noises but could only get her eyes a bit watery and no tears fell.

The gays don't live outside of OKC and Tulsa. It's a state full of nothing and being able to drive is mandatory to get anywhere.
Even in OKC and Tulsa you need a car. The public transportation is nil especially for a 550 pound toddler with no ability to act like an adult. Can't wait for her to move to one of the smaller towns and realize they don't have ubereats. Gonna be fun times.

It was all dried and frazled and dyed
It reminds me of shitty box dye. I mean, we know she isn't going to a salon to get it done, but it looks so fried like it was left in too long.
 
TFW former Kentucky slave Jade Francis escapes from her massa and 600 elbees of iron chains and shackles on July 4 and gets to watch the fireworks just a couple weeks after Juneteenth

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Has anyone posted the sparkly GO CRY TO SOMEONE ELSE graphic thing yet? This is the perfect time for it.

...isn't @Diet Coke 4 Life the one on the Sparkly Text Duty Station?

Meanwhile, re. the absolute state of Hamber because Jade Francis is fucking off back to NYC...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha...(deep breath)...hahahahahahahahaha, ahhh...Heh-heh-ha: FAT.
 
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That was Jade.
Whenever the word "daddy" came out of either of them, I recoiled. Bitch looks like Oprah. She will never be a man, no matter how many times she spits in her girlfriends' mouths.
Amber: Wifey I know we will spend the rest of our lives together!
Jade: Yes Amber! WE will be together til death do us part!
If she wanted that, then backing out of WLS would've been great news.
I've been kinda expecting this breakup to happen, and there's been something that I've been thinking about. There was that really time last summer. Amber was doing her bullshit '500 pound' mini vlog series, where she was trying to lose 14 lbs to get to 100 lbs lost from her highest ever recorded weight. And of course on something like day 5, she binged.... and then again on day 8.... and then again for another 10 days straight (hiding offline). She was acting really weird right before the radio silence, and it was speculated that this was causing tension between Amber and Jade.

Then Amber comes back, telling everyone that she started Ozempic during the absence. Amber starts losing weight, and then tries to undo the progress by taking Delta 8 gummies to stimulate her appetite. Jade tries to counter it by pushing Amber to move more. On the first walk that Jade pushes Amber to do, Amber takes a dive and 'dangles' her ankle. Amber uses that as an excuse to stuff her face while sitting in bed, and regaining all the lost weight. Then the lung issue, which led to the excuse to stop Ozempic (sludge noticed in the gall bladder when her lung was being checked with the chest scan).

That caused even more awkwardness, so then Amber declared that she was MOST DEFINITELY 100% going to get WLS. Then she dragged this arc out longer than any other arc (despite it not really getting her any views). Amber backs out near the end of June, and then everything's weird and awkward again (and Amber's acting like she's about to have a psychotic break or something). And then suddenly BOOM! Breakup. Maybe Jade finally clued in that Amber was just pretending to not want to become an imobile blob and that Amber was ALWAYS going to be a rude, vengeful, and emotionally unstable basketcase who would need 24/7 care for the most basic of tasks. Oh, and that Jade was going to have to financially support the narc baby as well.
I think she ended up being pretty complacent about it. Their first Christmas together, Wipey got her an exercise machine that was very thoughtful considering the lifestyle she was "trying" to leave behind. Their second Christmas together, she got her a mini fridge for the office so she wouldn't have to waddle to the kitchen (or be inconvenienced and have to do it for her). I'm sure she was already moving on emotionally prior to that.
 
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