Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

Remember Jade "bought the car with her own money" per Amber's own words. That Mazda CX-5 Carbon Edition is all hers baby.

The only mode of transportation Amber owns are her two fungus infected feetsies.

That should be fine. I mean, by her own words they are "Athlete's Feet". () And has she not just been talking about how AMAZEEEN her stamina has become? She hurpled through a dollar store for an HOUR!

Hopefully Jade will fuck off at warp speed, leaving Ambo as the strong and independent bossbabe she is. After a few days of the bossbabe sitting in her own shit, we'll get a spiteful vlog (or livestream) where Amber sinks lower than a bottom feeder from the Marina Trench, embellishing stories about what an abusive POS Jade was. And then that prompts Jade to go scorched earth and spill all... leading to the neckless wonder growing a spine and also talking. I know, I have a vivid imagination.

Second place (and sill somewhat entertaining) scenario would be that Ambo gets another bout of cellulitis due to her worst-heartbreak-than-anyone-has-ever-suffered causing her to not shower. And when Amber tries to manipulate Jade into caring for her, Jade will say "Nuh-uh; I ain't yo Daddy no mo'" and leave Amber to figure out how to adult by herself.

Realistically, I have a sneaking suspicion that we're just going to get bullshit rehashes off all of her abandoned story lines from the last while: the bullshit online psychology course, the dangleen lung, etc. And maybe a few "eat with me im sad" videos.

Remember the "Wifey" tattoo? I'm still doing some digging, and will update when I find it, But I'm pretty sure its going to get covered up by the sleeve Jade was getting done anyway. Here it is when she showed of the "new tattoo" that just had the 2 figures of the "hear no evil/speak no evil/see no evil" set.
I thought recently Amber showed that it had more progress complete.
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Since that pic, Jade has had the third face added, which was put on the inside of her upper arm. The tattoo so far comes close to the 'Wifey' tattoo, but doesn't cover it. I'm sure that in another session they can add some sort of decorative boarder around the tattoo to obscure the wifey part.

It's going to be a bit of a mess for her to try and cover the retarded "pluviophile" and "So muCh" tats, though.

 

[Dylan]

Does anyone notice amber has gotten quite an arm flabs recently. They are almost like skin cape. I also noticed that since it was pointed out by one of the reaction channels, she's been acting self aware about it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The script for every era's finale is by the same (terrible) writer.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I do not buy the timeline as per Amber.

I believe that the break-up happened last week. Jade always goes to her family for important holidays. This time, like most of the time when Jade goes somewhere, Amber started to whine and complain to Jade how unfair for her to leave. At this point, Jade has had it, and bailed. Both Q&A and the break up video were done at the same time, likely last week. The break-up was posted yesterday for effect. She has been looking for a replacement since last week.

It seems that Jade has the "saviour complex" hoping to help Amber. Last year, Jade inquired about Amber cancer follow-up, that of course Amber never did, which lead to the bizarre encounter at the clinic where they "loss" Amber's file. They never lost her file since she was never there to begin with. As far as the wls, Jade was paying most of it, hoping that Amber would lose weight, be more mobile and able to do more activities. Instead, Amber quit, then Jade realised that she will never change Amber. Jade had enough.

Most of the rubbish in the flat is Amber's. We never saw the master bedroom where Jade slept. It would be very easy for Jade to move. She might ever get a 1-bedroom flat in the complex if she wants to stay in Lexington. It is cheaper to live there than New York.

Amber has been getting less than 1M views per month for a while. So, her financial situation is limited. She needs to get a new girlfriend that has a job so to pay for a portion of the rent and utilities. This will limit her pool of candidates. Becky could come back but not if she has to work. I can't see her moving to Oklahoma either. Her mother had enough of Amber after the cancer saga. Amber could move with aunt Tammy.

 

[Windex]

I know Amber’s income has taken a major hit over the last coupla years, but I would suspect 1 mil/month views could sustain $1,100/month rent. She’ll just have to downsize to one of the many rentals in the area/price range that allows pets, (assuming she doesn’t fob that off on Jade.)
It’s the DoorDash/Ubereats that’s gonna break her. She’ll have to keep a close eye upon her expenditures until she corrals a new steer or bull.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Congrats to Jade, she has dropped 600lbs overnight. Here's to her journey to freedom and get rid of stank ass. This is my prediction how it will go.

 

[D_Tractor]

She literally says the same thing with every breakup. Will it ever dawn on her that she is the problem?

https://youtu.be/1G_nL7xlJ58

This was the first time she claimed "it was totally mutual you guise" instead of admitting she got dumped. Her emotional maturity is decreasing.

 

[Major Pain]

Can we start placing bets on how quickly she'll find the "new love of her life"?

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I know I am in the minority here but I always believed her YT income is higher than what most people think it is.

The reasons include :

1. YT pays people based on what type of ads they can sell on the channel. I looked into to it and there are some extremely niche categories they can charge more for ads thus paying the creator more. It was one website so take it with a grain of salt but it said that weight lose continent is double the average RPM. Maybe somehow she still falls into that category (people do watch her as inspiration after all)

2, She creates a lot of engagement for YT. For every video she puts out, there is at least 10 videos of various types responding to it. Frankly, she's addicting. You get hit of Amber and there is no going back. You will spend all day on YT watching videos.

Even when people find out about her outside of YT they eventually go to YT in order to fully consume the madness.

Now I could be wrong; definitely naive to think YT would care enough to pay her anything above average but something in my guts says she is getting more than 3 dollars per 1000 views.

Edit : I wish I had access to YT database. How videos do you think have Amberlynn Reid as hashtag or key word associated with it? Could it be in the millions?

 

[The Heartthrob]

Everyone is saying her failing the WLS is what did Wipey in, nah it was Amber literally shitting herself in front of mixed company while choking on a tater.
There is no coming back from that, Hambone.

Didn't she say she was in a separate room? If she's telling the truth, I'd imagine that'd bother Wipey too. She can't even hang out with her friends without Amberlynn retreating to another room to stuff her face and begging her to come with.

It's going to be a bit of a mess for her to try and cover the retarded "pluviophile" and "So muCh" tats, though.

A bit off-topic, but I've noticed it's a really common thing for zoomers to get clipart tattoos that are randomly sprinkled all over their bodies. That's what her arm looks like. I'm glad she's working on a proper sleeve to cover most of that shit up.

 

[Red Mask]

Will it ever dawn on her that she is the problem?

Nope.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

I do not buy the timeline as per Amber.

I believe that the break-up happened last week. Jade always goes to her family for important holidays. This time, like most of the time when Jade goes somewhere, Amber started to whine and complain to Jade how unfair for her to leave. At this point, Jade has had it, and bailed. Both Q&A and the break up video were done at the same time, likely last week. The break-up was posted yesterday for effect. She has been looking for a replacement since last week.

You know, she did make a point to make sure we knew what day it was in her Q&A. She never does that. That alone makes one think.

 

[KitsuneEyes]

Can we start placing bets on how quickly she'll find the "new love of her life"?

I'm assuming people are sliding into her DMs on IG as we speak. I bet she'll announce it before July 15th.

 

[Xenomorph]

Didn't she say she was in a separate room? If she's telling the truth, I'd imagine that'd bother Wipey too. She can't even hang out with her friends without Amberlynn retreating to another room to stuff her face and begging her to come with.

A bit off-topic, but I've noticed it's a really common thing for zoomers to get clipart tattoos that are randomly sprinkled all over their bodies. That's what her arm looks like. I'm glad she's working on a proper sleeve to cover most of that shit up.

Nah she was eating right next to her lmao

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I know I am in the minority here but I always believed her YT income is higher than what most people think it is.

The reasons include :

1. YT pays people based on what type of ads they can sell on the channel. I looked into to it and there are some extremely niche categories they can charge more for ads thus paying the creator more. It was one website so take it with a grain of salt but it said that weight lose continent is double the average RPM. Maybe somehow she still falls into that category (people do watch her as inspiration after all)

2, She creates a lot of engagement for YT. For every video she puts out, there is at least 10 videos of various types responding to it. Frankly, she's addicting. You get hit of Amber and there is no going back. You will spend all day on YT watching videos.

Even when people find out about her outside of YT they eventually go to YT in order to fully consume the madness.

Now I could be wrong; definitely naive to think YT would care enough to pay her anything above average but something in my guts says she is getting more than 3 dollars per 1000 views.

Edit : I wish I had access to YT database. How videos do you think have Amberlynn Reid as hashtag or key word associated with it? Could it be in the millions?

Totally agree. The death of her channel/imminent enrollment on welfare has always been greatly exaggerated and borderline delusional.

She's probably making half of what she was in the Gaycare Golden Years, but she ain't struggling, and this latest breakup is going to once again drive huge views to her channel.

What she makes now would easily support a small family in a low-midrange CoL area. She's not currently making 7k/month in UberEats money, but she's going to get close once again with this new drama.

She's also going to find out how fucking fast any savings she has will disappear when she has to hire people to do literally everything for her, just in the moving process alone. Trips to the ER, doctors, pharmacy, Kroger? Like water through a sieve.

 

[Salvador Dali]

what happened after the breakup

Spoiler: July 7, 2023 Archive

 

[Din Djarin]

Did she originally move to Lexington for the original WLS saga (even though it was probably to be closer to more food options) or am I misremembering?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

You know, she did make a point to make sure we knew what day it was in her Q&A. She never does that. That alone makes one think.

Especially since her previous two breakups happened the same way. Before Becky dumped her, they had been fighting for a week about Becky wanting to leave the house to do things like going to the lake, while Amber was demanding that she stay home with Amber. Becky even mentioned post breakup that Amber seemed to only want the two of them to exist in the universe. And the final straw for Destiny was Amber controlling every minute of her day, to the point of demanding that she use all her work breaks and lunch to phone Amber and insist how much she loves her. We never found out with Krystle, but I wouldn't be surprised if Amber smothering her was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Did she originally move to Lexington for the original WLS saga (even though it was probably to be closer to more food options) or am I misremembering?

She SAID that she originally moved to Lexington to be closer to her oncologist, and to have a clean and calm place to recover. I personally feel like that was an excuse, and that she wanted to live there ever since she discovered food delivery services during the Lexington vacation of 2019.

 

[The Heartthrob]

You know, she did make a point to make sure we knew what day it was in her Q&A. She never does that. That alone makes one think.

To be fair, she does this with every breakup. She likes to commemorate when they broke her heart.

Nah she was eating right next to her lmao

Wipey was because she noticed it right away, but I swear I remember her saying that the friends were in the other room and they didn't see what happened.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The death of her channel/imminent enrollment on welfare has always been greatly exaggerated and borderline delusional.

She's probably making half of what she was in the Gaycare Golden Years, but she ain't struggling, and this latest breakup is going to once again drive huge views to her channel.

After one day, she is pulling 82k views (as I write this). Much better than usual, but not nearly as good as a couple years ago where she would get at least 100k views per video. However, I agree that her channel is not going to disappear soon. If she budgets, she should be doing fine in Kentucky.

What she makes now would easily support a small family in a low-midrange CoL area. She's not currently making 7k/month in UberEats money, but she's going to get close once again with this new drama.

She's also going to find out how fucking fast any savings she has will disappear when she has to hire people to do literally everything for her, just in the moving process alone. Trips to the ER, doctors, pharmacy, Kroger? Like water through a sieve.

It is not so much how much you make, but how much you spend. Amber get high on eating and spending. I never heard anyone spending $80 at a dollar store on rubbish. I do not think that she has much saving; perhaps a few thousands for the wls. This will not do much if she wants to move with first and last months rent, other rental fees, moving, all the takeaways, and now all the transportation to the ERs. She needs a carer fast.