Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
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All of these fat retards are perpetual victims, aren't they?

Life sucks and it can oftentimes be a struggle, I can certainly empathize with what Becky's been through or what anyone's been through to a point, but if you allow yourself to be defined by being a fat retard that suffers...all you'll be is a fat retard that suffers.

All she has to do is go live, charge $20 a pop for Amber related questions and start a go fund me to go to a tech school, people wouldn't be able to give her money fast enough.

Also, what the fuck are her expenses? I'd assume their rent is dirt cheap.
 
It's a pretty bad self inflicted wound for Becky. Not her unfortunate condition but the circumstance she has herself in.

While we wouldn't have gotten the content we have now if she had left Amber, there really should have been a lot of red flags in that relationship and she really shouldn't have fallen for her manipulation in late 2019.

As cliche as it sounds, it isn't always too late to get your shit together. Amber would be livid seeing Becky lead a better and fulfilling life.
 
this clearly happened months ago when they were still together. You know Jade is loooong gone because amber was constantly looking off camera or making comments towards the disembodied voice off screen when she was there.
Honestly, I just don't know...

Back in December 2021, there was a part of Amber's vlog where she's in the bathroom straightening her hair or something, and talking about how excited she was that her new gf who was definitely not Jade was on the lease. Many suspected that the clip was an old one saved from September (which she saved, because in September Jade's dox was found and Amber was trying to pretend that they broke up and Amber was talking to someone new). Either way, it could suggest that the lease isn't up until September at the earliest.

I know they both have shit to fling at each other: Amber can talk about how Jade is really Jade, and Jade can discuss leaky laygs and abhorrent hygiene. It seems like a stalemate, but I don't think it is. As serious of a narc injury as that would be for Amber, Jade wouldn't have any real information that would lead to people no longer watching her. Her money is safe (relatively). On the other hand, Amber could start showing photos of Jade and confirming the dox, which could hurt Jade job wise in the future. And if Jade IS on the lease, Amber could do damage to the unit, causing expense and trouble for Jade. I'm sure Amber ruined Destiny's security deposit and caused her problems with the way she treated that townhouse before she moved out.

And we're not even exactly sure of the date of the breakup. Amber says July 4th, after her Q&A video and before the fireworks, but Amber was acting REALLY WEIRD during that Q&A video. She was really flat and then would suddenly be fake manic, and her expressions and tones never matched up. And she already knew they were moving, despite having not broken up yet (yet Amber made it clear that breakup was triggering the move). We also have a calendar in the office which was only filled out to about the 16th of May (meaning that it was likely abandoned by maybe the end of the first week of May or so). In past videos, Jade was the one who tracked things on the calendar. Then again, Amber could have been using it, and it could just be yet another project that she abandoned a few days in.

I do believe Jade is no longer living there because Amber was anything but subtle when Jade was in the room. In the vlog last week when Amber was vlogging with the TV blaring and eating 'Guy-Zos', she did the sideways glance and it was obvious Jade was there. In the scenes where Amber was unpacking the Trader Joes bag, packing the purses, moving the record player, and pretending to phone Jade from another room of the apartment, it was obvious Jade wasn't there.

Still, I wouldn't be surprised if some of these clips are actually somewhat recent, and Amber is pestering Jade for help (and Jade's doing it to try and keep things cool for a little longer). That scene in the car felt like Amber begged Jade for a drive to the doctor ("I'm trying to save my LIFE!"). And once Jade picked her up, Amber was like "Oh... I just got a message from the doctor... oh... my appointment was just cancelled! Well, since we're already in the car, I really need to go to..." This tracks 100% with the shit that Amber did to all of her previous girlfriends after the breakup. When Destiny was living with Dana, she still went over to pick Amber up and drive her around. Even after Becky moved out, Amber still managed to get Becky to let her tag along with Becky and the boys when they were playing in the woods.

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FUCKING HELL! Misty's curse is hitting EVERYONE except for the intended target of Amber's audience!
What do you want to bet that Amber's dangleen lung suddenly comes back, and she starts hinting that it might be the 'big C' to take the spotlight back from Becky?
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Becky... Since you're just a simple thumb, I'll help you out here: If people donate money to you for medical tests, cancer treatments, and/or a legal fund IF Amber sues you, use it for medical tests, cancer treatments, and/or a legal fund IF Amber sues you.... and not on vintage video games and 90s movies from the bargain bin at Walmart. Then your audience won't get mad. Oh, and don't spend it on your car - people will RAGE if you do that (though it would be hilarious for US). You don't have to be afraid... just don't be a grifting scumbag. I know that may be tough for you, but I think you can do it!

Also, have you ever heard the expression "God helps those who help themselves"? Start by cleansing your soul. REPENT. Absolve yourself of your sins ... BY CONFESSING AMBER'S! Admit to what REALLY happened between Norma and Amber, and why you put Amber above the family member you said you were so close to. While you're at it, also admit to whether Amber actually had cancer or not (as that is a debate that JUST WON'T DIE). Tell everyone whose idea it REALLY was for you to propose to Amber. Tell everyone what happened with the livestream money. And then (maybe) Jebus will forgive you for your case of 'teh gayz' magically killing your nephew (who TOTALLY didn't die due to an aggressive infection or the negligence of his parents).
Okay, yeah, that was bad - but nothing else is working!
 
Betty could build herself a circus tent and live like the Ringling Bros with all the Nickelodeon tshirts she got from Amber. Why grift now

On the other hand, Amber could start showing photos of Jade and confirming the dox, which could hurt Jade job wise in the future.

Jade works in IT likely half her coworkers make Amber look svelte and clean in comparison. No one is going to sift through gorlverse lore for her job application.
 
Actual wetness in her eyes...?

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$11 an hour 6 days a week
Either get a better job, spend time learning a skill that'll help you get a better job, or decrease expenses. Don't know where Beggy lives atm, but minimum wage increases in other parts of the country have forced jobs around me to go up to $13-$16 for fast food. Fucking McDonalds is paying $14 here.
 
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Oh brother, she is on pity party overdrive.
ETA doesnt thumb live with Goblina (Rafe) and her wife Hannah?
What bills? Bitch was on Medicaid and I dod not believe someone as lazy as her works 6 days a week, she knows what she is doing mentioning how much she claims to make an hour plus bringing up her possible cancer..this reeks of pathetic manipulation.
Which btw Beggy admitted to being a manipulator just like Amber. She is spineless.
 
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Nice of her to confirm what we already knew. By "mutual breakup" she means she threatened Jade that she needed her to be more attententive to her needs, or go. What she didn't expect was for Jade to take the opportunity handed to her on a silver platter to end that farce of a relationship. Only when Amber realised she couldn't manipulate her to change her mind, did it suddenly become "no longer mutual". Amber overplayed her hand, believing what she deserved from a partner was actually deserved. The cancelled Drs appointment was just another manipulation to get Jade to do as she wanted, and medical issues are one of the easiest things you can use to manipulate contact. Plus she's done the "I'm sick"/"helpless"/"can't get there on my own"/"please come and drive me", many times before. I don't believe Jade is actually living there anymore.

Sure, I've had a medical appointment cancelled at very short notice, but they've always been the first couple of appointments in a day (and I've still been notified before leaving home), and we know Amber doesn't make morning appointments. Unless she was seeing a surgeon that could potentially be called into an emergency surgery, I don't believe her for a second.
 
Nice of her to confirm what we already knew. By "mutual breakup" she means she threatened Jade that she needed her to be more attententive to her needs, or go. What she didn't expect was for Jade to take the opportunity handed to her on a silver platter to end that farce of a relationship. Only when Amber realised she couldn't manipulate her to change her mind, did it suddenly become "no longer mutual". Amber overplayed her hand, believing what she deserved from a partner was actually deserved. The cancelled Drs appointment was just another manipulation to get Jade to do as she wanted, and medical issues are one of the easiest things you can use to manipulate contact. Plus she's done the "I'm sick"/"helpless"/"can't get there on my own"/"please come and drive me", many times before. I don't believe Jade is actually living there anymore.

Sure, I've had a medical appointment cancelled at very short notice, but they've always been the first couple of appointments in a day (and I've still been notified before leaving home), and we know Amber doesn't make morning appointments. Unless she was seeing a surgeon that could potentially be called into an emergency surgery, I don't believe her for a second.
I agree, though I think Jade left shortly after the breakup. Any current clips with Jade are old stashed clips that she throws in to keep up appearances that not everyone flees from her Dangleen Highness
 
Unless she was seeing a surgeon that could potentially be called into an emergency surgery, I don't believe her for a second..

I agree with I call Shenanigans. I also think that if Amber were really going to a doctor’s appointment, she’d specify what kind of doctor and what the appointment was for. For fuck’s sake, the only reasons she has left her Torrid storage unit luxury apartment during the past six months has been to go to the doctor or the weight loss clinic. Dangleen ankle, dangleen lung, getting another tooth extracted—which is it? None of the above? You just wanted Jade to drive you to Wommart? SHOCKER.

Off-topic but I don’t want to double post: about the fundraiser for Becky. The Narc Alert ran one in her discord, and it was supposed to be a no-strings-attached gift, completely confidential and off the internet. So of course, news of it got leaked, because haydur nation is a bunch of idiots. I believe Mr. Snowflake is also doing something, but I don’t know any specifics. I say it’s a bunch of virtue signaling from a bunch of vultures, but if sitcom actors can continue to derive revenue from syndicated shows, surely Becky deserves something for the hundreds of hours of footage Amber has posted of her. And you know she’ll never see a penny from Amber.
 
Sure, I've had a medical appointment cancelled at very short notice, but they've always been the first couple of appointments in a day (and I've still been notified before leaving home), and we know Amber doesn't make morning appointments. Unless she was seeing a surgeon that could potentially be called into an emergency surgery, I don't believe her for a second.
I’ve had a doctor cancel on me while i was sitting in the waiting room and not give a reason.

Mad at the internet but if you want to say shes an unreliable narrator just say that. It’s my gorlverse peeve when youtube commentators try to create conspiracies based on weird assumptions that doctors or other professionals are all reliable and competent.

Especially weird in the farms were stunkditch will have necrotic rot dogs falling off while doctors are MIA or telling patients to take tylenol then on deathfats its “no doctor would ever randomly cancel an appointment”
 
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Fuckin' Thumb--

How about instead of sitting on yer ass waiting for some dumb fuckers to just hand you money, you DO something for it. And you already know what everyone wants. Or are you just too ascaired of a 600lb immobile beast coming for you?

And please don't try to say you're too ahem, high minded for that sort of thing cause we all know you absolutely are not. Quit worrying about your imaginary goiter cancer and EARN some cash for yourself.
 
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Fuckin' Thumb--

How about instead of sitting on yer ass waiting for some dumb fuckers to just hand you money, you DO something for it. And you already know what everyone wants. Or are you just too ascaired of a 600lb immobile beast coming for you?

And please don't try to say you're too ahem, high minded for that sort of thing cause we all know you absolutely are not. Quit worrying about your imaginary goiter cancer and EARN some cash for yourself.
For real frog neck been having a fucking toad neck forever now all of sudden its possible thyroid cancer? Fuck right off bitch has been like this for over 6 years now dont give me that shit.
Fucking toad flat assed bumfuck retard, how come her clan of muh family dont help her? Where are they? Where are her friends?
Oh right, ,gone because she is a downer and a absolute trashheap of a person, spineless and just sits there exsisting doesnt have fun just sits there waiting for people to help her or give her attention, ,she is just like amber in that way always has been but people hate amber more so they give beggy several passes when the bitch is clearly trying to do the least and get the most.
 
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For real frog neck been having a fucking toad neck forever now all of sudden its possible thyroid cancer? Fuck right off bitch has been like this for over 6 years now dont give me that shit.
Fucking toad flat assed bumfuck retard, how come her clan of muh family dont help her? Where are they? Where are her friends?
Oh right, ,gone because she is a downer and a absolute trashheap of a person, spineless and just sits there exsisting doesnt have fun just sits there waiting for people to help her or give her attention, ,she is just like amber in that way always has been but people hate amber more so they give beggy several passes when the bitch is clearly trying to do the least and get the most.
Not a word from Necky until AL gets some attention for the breakup, then Ms.Misery comes pokin around with her hand out as usual. Eat a bag of dicks Becky.
 
Can't wait for all of Necky's haydur money to fly right into Hambone's pockets again

Or she's going to spend it on stupid shit (again), people will be fussed (again), and she'll throw a self-victimizing tantrum (again)...until she can expand her sob story in a couple months when everyone wonders why she gets so much hate for being "down on her luck".

Wasn't the smelly beast supposed to upload a weigh in today? C'mon fatty we know you didn't gain no 3 lbs. Let's see that 555!
 
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