Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Becky just needs to make a 13 minute video that she can put all the ads her lil' cholesterol-clogged heart desires, where she waffles around and tells us nothing of value other than Amber smells bad and eats too much. Then Amber will lose her shit that one of her underlings has dared speak without permission, and we might get some amusing behavior out of her.
This isn't rocket science people.
 
Beggy has played the poor me card her whole life. She loves being pitied and babied same as amby does. She talks about how her mom kicked her ass out for being ghey but yet loves her mama so merch her mental health declined even more AFTER Mom got yeeted off Earth, then decides it's a great idea to lobotomize herself for god knows why
I never bought the kidney shit, not once. She was misdiagnosed Bipolar same as Amber, same as Eric and when you arent Bipolar and given Seroquil that will fuck your shit up while youre on it like so braindead you will piss yourself and not realize it. Not to mention her being Xan'd out of her gunt.
AMBER EVEN MET HER WHEN SHE WAS GRIFTING HER INJURY FALLING AT THE DOLLAR TREE PARKING LOT.
If people paid attention to Beggy and Amber you would see how selfish and childish and cunty behavior she exhibited. Her and Eric decided to make a 20 min video explaining why it's okay to post someones underwear online and never once thought it was stupid and wrong all it was was a bunch of "reasons" why it was okay to do. So dont give me Beggy high road shit.
She spent Ambers money like crazy and she loved being 7 years old again in her 90's cave playing pretend. She tried getting gubmint monies but I guess being a sluggish bore is not a qualifier.

ETA: Oh and @catbyte This gorl has been saying "that's bomb" since Krystle days, I'm so sorry.
 
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given Seroquil that will fuck your shit up
This is true. I took it in an attempt to alleviate my insomnia as it is often prescribed off label for it and I woke up wanting to commit harm. This was a wild empty evil feeling, I've never wanted to go out of my way to hurt people but damn was I ready to at that point. I can only imagine what it does to these delayed obeasts.
 
Good lawd the way she stuck her tongue out and pulled that fry in was horrifying.

Weight Watchers amazes me. Convince fat people to hand over money so they can count calories and restrict their portions themselves, but it isn't called counting calories it's called points and the number system is a little different.
Imagine having to look up food yourself, decide how much of what to have, AND paying for the privilege. I would never.

FailureLynn's really easing her way back into doing mukbangs with the ordering greasy food and taking a big bite, and thumbnails like that one. Any day now we'll get a "Eat with me" video.
 
Weight Watchers amazes me. Convince fat people to hand over money so they can count calories and restrict their portions themselves, but it isn't called counting calories it's called points and the number system is a little different.
WW has absolutely no redeeming features unless taken with premium one on one counselling IMO. Plus someone ALR’s weight gets such enormous numbers of daily points, I suspect there is something seriously wrong with whatever algorithm they use to determine points. I realise the overall idea of zero point foods is to get people with limited points to concentrate on whole foods, and that does tend to work for serious 150-200lb dieters that have around 25 daily points. It means nothing though to a fast food junkie with 80+ points a day. It is generalised that a WW point is the equivalent of 50 calories, so in Amber’s case her daily allowance gives her 4000+ calories and whatever she adds in zero point foods…and she still nearly always exceeds her points on a daily basis.

Calorie counting is a far superior option, because the reality is that all food has calories, and they all matter. She’s is just wasting everyone’s time again pretending she cares about succeeding, when in reality it’s purely for content and maybe to try to convince Jade she is serious this time so to give her another chance. Takeouts on day one though prove it’s just a joke to her.
 
WW has absolutely no redeeming features unless taken with premium one on one counselling IMO. Plus someone ALR’s weight gets such enormous numbers of daily points, I suspect there is something seriously wrong with whatever algorithm they use to determine points. I realise the overall idea of zero point foods is to get people with limited points to concentrate on whole foods, and that does tend to work for serious 150-200lb dieters that have around 25 daily points. It means nothing though to a fast food junkie with 80+ points a day. It is generalised that a WW point is the equivalent of 50 calories, so in Amber’s case her daily allowance gives her 4000+ calories and whatever she adds in zero point foods…and she still nearly always exceeds her points on a daily basis.

Calorie counting is a far superior option, because the reality is that all food has calories, and they all matter. She’s is just wasting everyone’s time again pretending she cares about succeeding, when in reality it’s purely for content and maybe to try to convince Jade she is serious this time so to give her another chance. Takeouts on day one though prove it’s just a joke to her.
I lost 120 pounds on WW. Kept it off 2 years.
 
I lost 120 pounds on WW. Kept it off 2 years.
Guarantee you didn’t start at 550lb with 80+ daily points that you just had to use every one of them (and more) up every day. If they were so good then they wouldn’t have to change their plans up every couple of years, and they wouldn’t have needed to change their corporate name because of all the negativity surrounding the Weight Watcher brand. “Wellness that Works”…BS!!! Everybody that has the drive and determination to succeed on basic WW, could do just as well (if not better) by simple calorie counting on a free app. Amber can’t succeed on any plan because she simply won’t deprive herself of anything she wants that she can buy. Just like WLS didn’t work for her because she couldn’t simply walk in, write a cheque, and get it done.

By the way, as Fresh Meat, it seems you need to be told, don’t respond to my statement with any further personal detail. Apart from it being a PL, no-one cares!
 
Goddamn what is so hard about reading a damn food label, then recording on any of the dozens of available food apps, the fat grams, net carbs, and protein per serving? The apps calculate the calories and daily limit accurately for you from there, depending on how much weight you want to lose and how quickly.
FFS it really is that simple but god forbid these deathfats spend maybe 60 seconds to note what they are shoving in their misery holes. Maybe AL and Chantal should try eating a bag of dicks instead.
I apologize for my tone, but I cannot believe we are back to WW with this halfwit.
 
I lost 120 pounds on WW. Kept it off 2 years.
Already stated by @I call shenanigans but sometimes emphasis is required.

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Now back to our regularly scheduled bullshit:

ALR is fat and I would not have sex with her. Nor would anyone in this thread (except maybe Dear Feeder; pity she's a lezbean).
 
I apologize for my tone, but I cannot believe we are back to WW with this halfwit.
I think that we are back because WW is safe for her. The plan has so many points that she does not fell any restrictions on her diet. She does not want any restrictions on what she can eats and how much she eats. Besides, she will buy loads of food from WW. Losing weight is secondary to show that she is doing a diet.
 
WW is safe for her. The plan has so many points that she does not fell any restrictions on her diet.
She’ll still exceed her extra weekly points within a couple of days…if she hasn’t already. Day one and she already overshot her daily points and used a quarter of her weekly ones on absolute crap food. Guaranteed that she underestimated her points as well eg. only 6 pts for that huge serve of Mexican rice seems very low.
 
Guarantee you didn’t start at 550lb with 80+ daily points that you just had to use every one of them (and more) up every day. If they were so good then they wouldn’t have to change their plans up every couple of years, and they wouldn’t have needed to change their corporate name because of all the negativity surrounding the Weight Watcher brand. “Wellness that Works”…BS!!! Everybody that has the drive and determination to succeed on basic WW, could do just as well (if not better) by simple calorie counting on a free app. Amber can’t succeed on any plan because she simply won’t deprive herself of anything she wants that she can buy. Just like WLS didn’t work for her because she couldn’t simply walk in, write a cheque, and get it done.

By the way, as Fresh Meat, it seems you need to be told, don’t respond to my statement with any further personal detail. Apart from it being a PL, no-one cares!
I don't disagree. WW is calorie counting with training wheels. The tools made it easier for me. The thing is you actually have to work the plan. She never does. Why she even bothers is beyond me. If a dietitian at the weight loss surgery was ignored she sure as hell won't follow WW which is calorie counting at its core.
 
Breakfast at 3:13pm LOL
High off her gunt too goddamn and stoppit acting like you only ate that shit lmao

FYI she ordered Shake Shack at 3:13 pm and claims 6 hours later she ordered Chuy's which would put her at 9pm and it would be well dark by then, this bitch ordered them both back to back the sun placement is the same shadow casting on her face it is brightly lit from her windows.
She did not at ALL wait. This was part of a THC infused binge session.


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Plot summary with commentary.... without the plot summary... or the commentary. Let's be real - even Stevie Wonder can see where this shi t's going:

Amber orders two takeout meals, and claims that the total for them was 89 points. Amber wanted to eat more, but didn't want to eat any of the healthy 0 point foods because they have calories in them. Amber buys groceries but will show that in another video. The office is an absolute disaster with all of the boxes scattered around (more evidence that Jade is gone), but nothing has been packed (except for that one box of purses). Amber claims her weight is 531.2lbs. Wasabi is still alive (as of the filming of that clip).

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@I call shenanigans: WW isn't absolutely terrible if you're honest with yourself - AND if you're following it on your own using a free site (like watcherspoint.com) for an older, more reasonable version as opposed to the absurd nonsense they've been putting out over the last several years (though, yes, calorie counting is a far better system). (I don't mean to PL, but I know people who have been successful on the program from about a decade ago and have maintained the weightloss by continuing to use the system from that time). The problem is that WW (or really any type of plan for that matter) isn't designed for Deathstar fatties like our hamplanet. They are meant for regular run-of-the-mill fat fucks who need to be reminded of things like apple pie isn't healthy just because it has apples in it. Amber has intentionally stayed with web/app based WW because she knows that all of her bullshit around how she follows the diet (including her manipulating the online counter into giving too many points) would be called out on day one and she'd be humiliated in front of all of the other slightly less fat fatties in attendance.

@catbyte @Xenomorph "And that was like, THE BOMB DOT COM!!"

@KSavario: The martini had a point value because alcohol has a point value. Aspartame - and pretty much all artifical sweeteners - are considered 0 points on WW.
 
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She didn't add the points from her diet coke. I remember something like a single martini is 8 points or so, so the diet coke should have points to it. I don't think I missed her adding it.
I don't see why Diet Coke would have points. There is nothing in it to trigger an insulin response, hence why it isn't processed by the body and therefore counts as a 0 calorie beverage.

Martinis, on the other hand, have about 160 processable calories due to their sugar content.
 
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