Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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its time to talk about amber's sex life then, shes been really frisky in this relationship, and she really wanted people to know she FUCKS. don't worry amber, i noticed, and i think about you having sex a lot.

i wonder if becky proposal story is even true.
they seemed like such two sexless blobs, why would she propose with a vibrator?

amber mentioned she "comes a lot", isn't it crazy ?? or is she simulating to appear sensual and feminine? or is she an actual sex obsessed freak? i do remember her fanfiction, from what i've seen, it wasn't innocent

when she mentioned becky putting her through A LOT, what if it was about amber not having sex for all these years?

thinking daily on how it was possible for nigga to finger her, where would they move the stomach
or she would just lie down ? sprawl like a big, tasty meal
do yall think she can be fucked in leg fold, and how juicy would it be
 
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Chocola said:
its time to talk about amber's sex life then, shes been really frisky in this relationship, and she really wanted people to know she FUCKS. don't worry amber, i noticed, and i think about you having sex a lot.

i wonder if becky proposal story is even true.
they seemed like such two sexless blobs, why would she propose with a vibrator?

amber mentioned she "comes a lot", isn't it crazy ?? or is she simulating to appear sensual and feminine? or is she an actual sex obsessed freak? i do remember her fanfiction, from what i've seen, it wasn't innocent

when she mentioned becky putting her through A LOT, what if it was about amber not having sex for all these years?

thinking daily on how it was possible for nigga to finger her, where would they move the stomach
or she would just lie down ? sprawl like a big, tasty meal
do yall think she can be fucked in leg fold, and how juicy would it be
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It's Amber, she's just lying because she wants people to think she's some sex kitten, after it was so blindingly obvious (before it was confirmed to us anyway) that she was in a completely sexless relationship with Becky. We also know that she likely didn't have sex with Krystle as she messaged Cassidy/Casey while she was with Destiny talking about how she hadn't had any sexual contact since she was with her. If Amber talks about doing something a lot, it's because she really wants you to know that she's doing it, and seeing as Amber is a pathological liar, you can safely assume that she isn't doing it anywhere near as much as she claims.

From what we know, her and Jade just kiss a lot (hence the love bites), finger each other, and allegedly do oral. Personally, I think Jade gives Amber a love bite every time they make it to at least first base, so you can tell whenever it is they get freaky by her love bites. This makes sense, too, as Amber displays her love bites like a medal of honour whenever she has them
 
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I described how I believe how Amber and Dusty fucked.
Dusty would straddle Ambers one layrg and Amber would finger fuck her while Dusty "Rode" her fingers.
Its why Amber got so many hickies on weird places like her shoulder and shit.
 
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dfranki723 said:
I just cannot describe how grotesque the thought of anyone going near her holes/folds/orifices/sweaty bits/cheesy vagina is. You know she already smells due to her size and you know it's multiplied by 1000 because she has bad hygiene practices.

How would anyone have the stomach for it?
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I would say a homeless person probably smells better then the blow hole, but thanks for that smelly description.
 
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Since her videos are so far behind, there’s no telling exactly when she signed this lease but her move in date is either close or has come and gone. She doesn’t appear to be shitting herself so she already has a caretaker.

It’s probably just Jade and this whole breakup thing was some kind of exaggeration to introduce poly into their lives so Jade could finally get some.
 
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Chocola said:
i wonder if becky proposal story is even true.
they seemed like such two sexless blobs, why would she propose with a vibrator?
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I actually see this as a very plausible story. Becky could have said it as a joke because of their completely sex-less relationship.

And I know, I know, I can all hear you saying "But Boolean! How TF did Becky find a vibrator large enough for Amber's MASSIVE ring to fit snugly around it instead of rattling around like a hula hoop around Eugenia Cooney's waist?" Well, believe it or not, larger vibrators capable of reaching beyond those folds do exist! They're available in different sizes depending on the 'daintiness' of the individual, AND can be purchased or rented depending on your budget:
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(Officially, they're called 'concrete vibrators'. It's to bash out the extra air from the 'crete while you're pouring it. I've only ever heard them referred to as "the horse cock" or "the dick" though.)

Polska krowa said:
If Amber talks about doing something a lot, it's because she really wants you to know that she's doing it, and seeing as Amber is a pathological liar, you can safely assume that she isn't doing it anywhere near as much as she claims.
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I suspect that the constant 'hookups' with Wifey have been nothing more than hickies. I don't even think she has the strength, stamina, or flexibility to do what Zenomorph described in her spoiler (if she could even push her selfishness aside to please a partner). And honestly, without the equipment I've listed in my spoiler (and hygiene aside), how would you physically even get IN THERE without extra hands (or clamps... prybars... shoring... hooks...)
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
I actually see this as a very plausible story. Becky could have said it as a joke because of their completely sex-less relationship.

And I know, I know, I can all hear you saying "But Boolean! How TF did Becky find a vibrator large enough for Amber's MASSIVE ring to fit snugly around it instead of rattling around like a hula hoop around Eugenia Cooney's waist?" Well, believe it or not, larger vibrators capable of reaching beyond those folds do exist! They're available in different sizes depending on the 'daintiness' of the individual, AND can be purchased or rented depending on your budget:
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(Officially, they're called 'concrete vibrators'. It's to bash out the extra air from the 'crete while you're pouring it. I've only ever heard them referred to as "the horse cock" or "the dick" though.)


I suspect that the constant 'hookups' with Wifey have been nothing more than hickies. I don't even thinks she has the strength, stamina, or flexibility to do what Zenomorph described in her spoiler (if she could even push her selfishness aside to please a partner). And honestly, without the equipment I've listed in my spoiler (and hygiene aside), how would you physically even get IN THERE without extra hands (or clamps... prybars... shoring... hooks...)
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Well Dusty mounted amber, not the other way round of course, amber dont like anyone going near her hole anyway lol
 
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Xenomorph said:
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NO TITS
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Shes got like.... fat guy titties.
Chocola said:
i wonder if becky proposal story is even true.
they seemed like such two sexless blobs, why would she propose with a vibrator?
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Finding a size that would fit a big ass ring (ambers fat ass is in mens regular sizing) would be difficult it would have to be like a bullet vibrator or something and no this probably never happened because amber is stupid and makes up stories that she thinks sounds freaky and would impress people who arent freaky.
Chocola said:
amber mentioned she "comes a lot", isn't it crazy ?? or is she simulating to appear sensual and feminine? or is she an actual sex obsessed freak? i do remember her fanfiction, from what i've seen, it wasn't innocent
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The fanfic is a huge insight into amber. She makes things up to appear to be the coolest and sexiest gorl in the room. Shes not like other gorls of course. She thinks cumming a lot is a measurement of how good the sex is or how feminine and sexy she is. The only thing missing from ambers sex stories is the part where everyone stands up and claps.
Chocola said:
when she mentioned becky putting her through A LOT, what if it was about amber not having sex for all these years?
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Becky putting amber through a lot was:
The handful of times becky said "no"
Becky wanting personal space.
Becky wanting to see family at all. Ever.
Becky.
Chocola said:
thinking daily on how it was possible for nigga to finger her, where would they move the stomach
or she would just lie down ? sprawl like a big, tasty meal
do yall think she can be fucked in leg fold, and how juicy would it be
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Fucking fat people is hard when they are about 270-300+ lbs. Theres not much they can do, they cant contribute much and the smell is awful after about 20 min. I cant imagine amber doing anything at her size with the laygs as they are. She must just lay there and starfish because getting the fat out of the way and getting to her hole is a logistical nightmare.

Xenomorph said:
Well Dusty mounted amber, not the other way round of course, amber dont like anyone going near her hole anyway lol
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Holy shit i forgot about that. Yeah they not fucking.
 
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Amber has zero sex drive. Her hormones are all fucked up. Her stories are just because she thinks she should. Just look at fat Anna, perma virgin who admits to not being sexual. Amber’s partners were there for the money and were probably pretty happy they didn’t have to mess with Amber. They don’t all want to admit to being sugar babies. And the hickeys are from a vacuum or suction done by Amber herself, Amber still has a middle school mentality.

That’s my story and all my brain will let me believe.
 
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Let me remind you degenerates that once 26 year old lesbian Amber needed a 15 year old Libby to explain what tribbing was. I can't remember what Libby said, but Amber thought it was humping a leg or arm and then said "oh tribbing is my jam." Fucking gross.

I doubt Amber has ever done anything sexual. She has probably never gave oral or got oral. This is a good time to also remind you, Amber could lay flat on her back, fully spread eagle and her vagina still wouldn't be seen. Sorry for the visuals friends.
 
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
Let me remind you degenerates that once 26 year old lesbian Amber needed a 15 year old Libby to explain what tribbing was. I can't remember what Libby said, but Amber thought it was humping a leg or arm and then said "oh tribbing is my jam." Fucking gross.

I doubt Amber has ever done anything sexual. She has probably never gave oral or got oral. This is a good time to also remind you, Amber could lay flat on her back, fully spread eagle and her vagina still wouldn't be seen. Sorry for the visuals friends.
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She would never eat cat like Ive said before amber heard all lesbians do is eat out and signed up thinking she was going to the buffet
 
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