Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I doubt that Amber could lie flat on her back. She cannot do this without choking.
Without being too graphic, women don't need to lie on their backs for oral sex. Amberlynn likely has had oral sex. I can't imagine she had a hysto without a foley for post op I&Os, and if you can find the urethra, you can find the clitoris.
 
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Excuse me but I thought there's no "delete all" option in instagram?

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damn this place, i came to the Farms to laugh at the trannies, not get caught up in this elephantsized ( haha!) soap opera.

but i am here checking in every day to see if our gurl has reached her destination.
any bets on whether she tells us how she actually gets there?
Could a regular SUV carry her? she is W-I-D-E, possibly needs something the size of a Dodge Ram truck . for her sheer girth.
maybe she requires an Airstream at this point?

this is the best drama since we all waited patiently for Dylan Mulvaney's facial surgery reveal.
 
I always make the mistake of thinking Chantal is bigger/fatter than Amber, but then I'll see a full-length pic of Amber and I'm *horrified*. I can't believe she can even walk with those legs, or fit *anywhere* with those hips.

But I don't believe she's gonna find a "girlfriend" this time around. It's gonna have to be strictly transactional because her internet presence is too widely available. It's not that hard to hire a live-in caretaker, or even one who just came in a for a few hours each day, and would probably be cheaper than showering a new "girlfriend" with gifts to encourage her to stay.
 
I always make the mistake of thinking Chantal is bigger/fatter than Amber, but then I'll see a full-length pic of Amber and I'm *horrified*. I can't believe she can even walk with those legs, or fit *anywhere* with those hips.

But I don't believe she's gonna find a "girlfriend" this time around. It's gonna have to be strictly transactional because her internet presence is too widely available. It's not that hard to hire a live-in caretaker, or even one who just came in a for a few hours each day, and would probably be cheaper than showering a new "girlfriend" with gifts to encourage her to stay.
Hehe. "Widely,"
 
These plebbit whores are so annoying.
I agree. I like to be thorough, but I take everything with a mountain of salt. Most of those women are lolcalfs in their own right. Absolutely retarded.
If I was pr manager at Torrid I would ban Amber from using the service because she's giving it a bad rep.
Speaking of bad sources, Starcasm claims Gary from Teen Mom was banned from wearing clothes from retailer Aeropostale. Like a true fatty, he wore his shirts way too tight and MTV was made to blur his shirts.

ETA: Anyone working for Horrid with a braincel floating in their skull would force her to stop promoting their products.
 
Anyone working for Horrid with a braincel floating in their skull would force her to stop promoting their products.

Maybe they'll send her a sieze and assist

Tiktok update- posted October 4th 2023.

Nips out for the tiktok tweens
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Twirl that rat tail harder, Hammy! God the more she does these teeny bopper things the more old she looks. The filter just makes her look like the potato Jesus meme

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Amber doesnt need to hide her eating Amber has oppositional defiance and hates authority figures (its why she never gets along with any of her exes Mothers), she would do it right in front of her Mothers face with a shit eating smarmy grin on her fat dome.
I imagine it will be a repeat of this:

"We just, um, ate at the Chinese Buffet... and now I'm having ice cream..."
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Source: my last hoorah | Day 14 - May 7, 2018
[although this specific screen grab was taken from Kindabored's video "Amberlynn reid and her last HOORAH situation" @ 1:58 ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU1RLWKG3C0 ) ]

Without being too graphic, women don't need to lie on their backs for oral sex. Amberlynn likely has had oral sex. I can't imagine she had a hysto without a foley for post op I&Os, and if you can find the urethra, you can find the clitoris.
And also not to be too graphic but.... Amber's legs are well over 1ft in DIAMETER.... EACH. Her circumference at her widest point is well over 5ft. Her pannus goes down to her knees and likely weighs over 50lbs. Her knees don't bend more than a few degrees. She struggles to stand for more than a few moments. She can't hold one leg in the air or up on raised surface for long due to her weight and lack of balance. Even bending forward over a low table with her legs more than shoulder width apart will not expose her genital area. Her labia are likely inches longer than average. So... HOW?!?! On her back would be the only way in - which could suffocate her with her own torso fat.

A head nurse with 30 years experience would struggle to get near her urethra. And that head nurse would have other nurses assisting. (Oh, and the catheterization process only takes a molment once you've located the urethra - you aren't holding the patient in position for any significant length of time). What chance would your average 300lb dyke have?
 
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