Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[maybe a pigeon]

If you've only begun to watch fatso, I'm afraid to tell you her best years are long, long past. Her peak was around 2019-ish when she was over 600 pounds. Since moving to Lexington and breaking up with Becky, she's become unbelievably boring. At least back then she would go out and do shit and there were side characters like Eric and Ricky. Now, every video is her sitting on her fat ass blathering on about shit no one cares about. I've been following her for years, which is the only reason I still watch, so I can see how it all ends (we all know she's going to die young, but I'm curious as to what will finally do her in). Amber hasn't been entertaining in years.

Amber is an example of sunk cost fattacy. She continues to absorb food like a Rolaids absorbing 48 times its weight in excess stomach acid, and we continue to make fun of her — mostly because it’s something to do while we wait for her to die.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Let me remind you degenerates that once 26 year old lesbian Amber needed a 15 year old Libby to explain what tribbing was. I can't remember what Libby said, but Amber thought it was humping a leg or arm and then said "oh tribbing is my jam." Fucking gross.

I doubt Amber has ever done anything sexual. She has probably never gave oral or got oral. This is a good time to also remind you, Amber could lay flat on her back, fully spread eagle and her vagina still wouldn't be seen. Sorry for the visuals friends.

Amber had later, in the Becky era I believe, when answering a Q&A that she liked tribbing porn. So Libby got her so excited describing it, it became her actual pedo jam.

Also from a YouLIve with Raffe..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwe4xqv-zG4

 

[Eat and Yeet]

i wonder if becky proposal story is even true.
they seemed like such two sexless blobs, why would she propose with a vibrator?

I don't really believe the story either, but at least it would be honest of Becky to say "use this dumb vibrator so I don't have to hold up your fupa with one hand and try to reach down there with the other one". Finding the clit would probably be like finding the needle in a haystack with Hamber.

And yeah holy shit, fucking do something already Amber so we get new things to talk about. If she could at least be smart enough to create somewhat believable and half-interesting fake stories...

 

[Ayase]

its time to talk about amber's sex life then, shes been really frisky in this relationship, and she really wanted people to know she FUCKS. don't worry amber, i noticed, and i think about you having sex a lot.

i wonder if becky proposal story is even true.
they seemed like such two sexless blobs, why would she propose with a vibrator?

amber mentioned she "comes a lot", isn't it crazy ?? or is she simulating to appear sensual and feminine? or is she an actual sex obsessed freak? i do remember her fanfiction, from what i've seen, it wasn't innocent

when she mentioned becky putting her through A LOT, what if it was about amber not having sex for all these years?

thinking daily on how it was possible for nigga to finger her, where would they move the stomach
or she would just lie down ? sprawl like a big, tasty meal

Spoiler: question

do yall think she can be fucked in leg fold, and how juicy would it be

Bitch, the only ball she likes is meatballs and hell no would she go near a penis. With enough effort anything is possible.

 

[Xenomorph]

I don't really believe the story either, but at least it would be honest of Becky to say "use this dumb vibrator so I don't have to hold up your fupa with one hand and try to reach down there with the other one". Finding the clit would probably be like finding the needle in a haystack with Hamber.

And yeah holy shit, fucking do something already Amber so we get new things to talk about. If she could at least be smart enough to create somewhat believable and half-interesting fake stories...

Beggys whole fucking identity besides being the living embodiment of Reddit is she is a fat dyke with no class/taste so I believe she would do that shit cause she loves to let erryone know she is a fat dyke.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I doubt Amber has ever done anything sexual. She has probably never gave oral or got oral. This is a good time to also remind you, Amber could lay flat on her back, fully spread eagle and her vagina still wouldn't be seen. Sorry for the visuals friends.

I doubt that Amber could lie flat on her back. She cannot do this without choking.

We are in the realm of speculation since she has not posted anything about her move in a while. Here are my opinions.

Jade left the flat something in May or June, but not Lexington. Jade got out of NYC for some unknown reasons, and I do not see why she would go back. Lexington might be the place she'd like to be sans Amber. Amber asked her to help with the animals and to drive her to appointments. It was funny how appointments were mysteriously cancelled while they were driving there. Once, perhaps, twice, not a chance.

Amber signed a lease for a flat somewhere in Oklahoma City this summer and was to vacate her present flat by the end of September. Amber asked Jade to pack for her but she was told no. That's why Amber was miffed about getting movers to pack.

Jade agreed to drive Amber to Oklahoma City with the proviso of no filming and no social media. All the TikToks were made a while ago. So by October 1, they are driving to Oklahoma City. For Jade, it is a road trip. For Amber, it is a painful trip asking to stop at fast food places every hour or so. This reminds me of all the trips to see Dr. Nowzaradan on MSHPL. It was never a fun endeavour.

I might be right or I might be wrong. With Amber, we should never look for complicated explanations.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

All this fatty sex talk is just a further reminder of how disgusting Hambo is. Would not have sex, etc. Brings down lesbianism as a whole with her gross leaky self.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

I doubt that Amber could lie flat on her back. She cannot do this without choking.

We are in the realm of speculation since she has not posted anything about her move in a while. Here are my opinions.

Jade left the flat something in May or June, but not Lexington. Jade got out of NYC for some unknown reasons, and I do not see why she would go back. Lexington might be the place she'd like to be sans Amber. Amber asked her to help with the animals and to drive her to appointments. It was funny how appointments were mysteriously cancelled while they were driving there. Once, perhaps, twice, not a chance.

Amber signed a lease for a flat somewhere in Oklahoma City this summer and was to vacate her present flat by the end of September. Amber asked Jade to pack for her but she was told no. That's why Amber was miffed about getting movers to pack.

Jade agreed to drive Amber to Oklahoma City with the proviso of no filming and no social media. All the TikToks were made a while ago. So by October 1, they are driving to Oklahoma City. For Jade, it is a road trip. For Amber, it is a painful trip asking to stop at fast food places every hour or so. This reminds me of all the trips to see Dr. Nowzaradan on MSHPL. It was never a fun endeavour.

I might be right or I might be wrong. With Amber, we should never look for complicated explanations.

Very believable

Let me remind you degenerates that once 26 year old lesbian Amber needed a 15 year old Libby to explain what tribbing was. I can't remember what Libby said, but Amber thought it was humping a leg or arm and then said "oh tribbing is my jam." Fucking gross.

I doubt Amber has ever done anything sexual. She has probably never gave oral or got oral. This is a good time to also remind you, Amber could lay flat on her back, fully spread eagle and her vagina still wouldn't be seen. Sorry for the visuals friends.

To be fair I'm 47 and I have no idea what tribbing is. I guess I need to google

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

To be

To be fair I'm 47 and I have no idea what tribbing is. I guess I need to google

Hey. You can reply to multiple posts in a single post. It's okay.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

This bitch needs to do something already. Only she could make a break up and moving arc this fucking boring.

or is she an actual sex obsessed freak?

This is what I always figured. She reminds me of those 13 year olds who are just learning about sex and want their friends to see them as cool so they just talk about it all the time. She's a 600 pound 33 year old who is desperate to be seen as a sexual being instead of a blob with leaky legs and man boobs.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Late to the TikTok discussion but we all agree that the wonky eye rolls are by-product of the diabetes right?

Also she is gonna link up with meth momma and she is gonna become the new caretaker. That's my prediction. She maybe clean but even a reformed addict would ditch some shit factory job in order to be the new Becky.

Maybe go part time but still it's almost too Hollywood; mother and daughter reunion with them helping each other.

Should be interesting to see how Amber fucks this up.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Assuming Amber's lease was up on the 1st she might be about 2 days into her leaky layg journey to Oklahoma. If we average about a 13 hr total drive then I'm guessing it would take Ambo about 4 days to complete due to the fact that she can barely stand car rides longer than 2-3 hours before getting swolleen. Not to mention the multiple stops a day for food. Godspeed to her poor animals who may be suffering an unnecessarily long road trip with a smelly whiny overgrown toddler.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

If Amber’s mom is gonna be the new caretaker, I bet it goes the way of Life by Jen.

She moved in a TOTES HEALED alcoholic to be her care giver and suddenly he wasn’t healed anymore. Addicts around other addicts equal bad times.

I bet being around Amber who constantly gives into her vices makes meth mama fall off the wagon and destroy any progress she’s made in her life. Once she quits her job to be a full time wiper it’s all over.

Edit because autocorrect is dumb.

 

[emenemeney]

Real questions:

If she moves in with momma will she start doing meth too?
And if she's on meth will we see any weight loss before her heart gives out?

 

[Xenomorph]

If Amber’s mom is gonna be the new caretaker, I bet it goes the way of Life by Jen.

She moved in a TOTES HEALED alcoholic to be her care giver and suddenly he wasn’t healed anymore. Addicts around other addicts equal bad times.

I bet being around Amber who constantly gives into her vices makes meth mama fall off the wagon and destroy any progress she’s made in her life. Once she quits her job to be a full time wiper it’s all over.

Edit because autocorrect is dumb.

Worse her Mother is a Meth addict.
Amber LOVES to remind her Mother that she "chose drugs over her children". While I agree her parents are lower than roach shit if you chose to be in someones life AFTER the fact then you lose that right to keep reminding them of their fuck up you cannot keep wielding it like a weapon to get your way and manipulate if you cannot do that then you go no-contact if you unable/unwilling move on to have a healthy relationship.
Amber's Mother couldnt even stand caring for her after her hysterectomy as her Mother committed the most grievous of sins by saying Amber didnt need to order take out constantly. Her Mother left early either cause Amber was out of pills or because she is unbearable.

 

[Polska krowa]

If Amber’s mom is gonna be the new caretaker, I bet it goes the way of Life by Jen.

She moved in a TOTES HEALED alcoholic to be her care giver and suddenly he wasn’t healed anymore. Addicts around other addicts equal bad times.

I bet being around Amber who constantly gives into her vices makes meth mama fall off the wagon and destroy any progress she’s made in her life. Once she quits her job to be a full time wiper it’s all over.

Edit because autocorrect is dumb.

My guess is that they'll stay friends with each other until Christmas (which I'm hoping results in a vlogmas) and fall out sometime between the beginning of the new year and Easter. Methmaw is an addict who's spent her entire life neglecting her children, she'll act as her butler for a little bit for performative reasons, but she'll lose interest as soon as she realises that Amber at 33 is as dependent on a caretaker as she was at 2. I assume she'll start fading away gradually, and just disappear again like she always seemed to. It's very easy to act like the doting parent or to play act that you'll be one when Amber is in a different state, but as soon as Jade dumps her in OKC (assuming they've actually broken up), reality is going to hit hard, with the weight of all of Amber's >500 ellbees.

Either way, Amber is going to gain weight in this situation. Either Kristine is going to pander to her and indulge her out of guilt, or she'll legitimately care for her and try to restrict her calories, which will make Amber resent her, and binge eat when she isn't around

ETA: We also don't know if she's still using drugs, but we'll find out soon, so that's going to be a whole lot of fun

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber doesnt need to hide her eating Amber has oppositional defiance and hates authority figures (its why she never gets along with any of her exes Mothers), she would do it right in front of her Mothers face with a shit eating smarmy grin on her fat dome.

 

[Polska krowa]

Amber doesnt need to hide her eating Amber has oppositional defiance and hates authority figures (its why she never gets along with any of her exes Mothers), she would do it right in front of her Mothers face with a shit eating smarmy grin on her fat dome.

Definitely true, but if Kristine was actively trying to stop her eating, all she'd have to do in this situation is walk over, pick up the food and take it away. I think she's more likely to be spineless like all of Amber's exes and give in, but if she was committed to keeping Amber on a diet, Amber would only be able to binge when she wasn't around. The only way Amber could stop her is by getting physical with Kristine, or cutting her out of her life

 

[Xenomorph]

Definitely true, but if Kristine was actively trying to stop her eating, all she'd have to do in this situation is walk over, pick up the food and take it away. I think she's more likely to be spineless like all of Amber's exes and give in, but if she was committed to keeping Amber on a diet, Amber would only be able to binge when she wasn't around. The only way Amber could stop her is by getting physical with Kristine, or cutting her out of her life

God what I would give to see her throw a straight up temper tantrum.

 

[Polska krowa]

God what I would give to see her throw a straight up temper tantrum.

She's probably similar to Steven Assanti