Dumb fat fuck is trying to be super secretive about where she's going, but shares every state along the way!? She thinks everyone is as stupid as she is & doesn't know what maps are.
I do not see Kristine taking care of Amber for very long. Sure, while her stuff is being shipped, but after a week or so, Amber will be alone in her flat. Kristine has seen how Amber can be and does not want to be subjected to it more than necessary. I fully expect Amber to go mega-trolling to find a girlfriend in OKC.
I just imagine her carrying her first Ubereats over the threshold all giddy like a husband does to his new bride.
I can't believe she drove her all that way and with three animals. That is a long time to haul four smelly animals.
I wonder how many adult diapers our big gorl "filled" during the trip? No way they didn't stop at some cheap motel. Amber lies.
She probably leaned over that console and gave Jade some road head. I mean if Chantal could do it in the KIA, it shouldnt be a problem for Amber in the much larger Mazda CX5 SUV.
I thought Texas was the capital of fat fuck restaurants, with Houston being the number one spot. Houston has a shit ton of buffets and I can imagine Amber gorging at the buffets there. All she needs is to find an enabler or two in Houston and she's set!
Restaurants? You mean more options on Uber Eats right?
During Becky's era, Amber did a lot more restaurants, such as Chinese buffets, Japanese and Mexican restaurants, etc. However, it seems to have stopped during the Jade era. Perhaps, Amber got so mobility-restricted that it was more convenient to order in. It could also be that UberEat did not work as well in Monticello, as in Lexington.
Except at home she can stretch her legs as well as elevate them. In the car she was crammed into the space under the dash with her knees likely locked into one position. That would have been a nightmare trip all around.
FFS, both you and Sabine Davis need to get it through your thick skulls that Amber did have cancer. She actually showed her medical records that proved it. Stop beating a dead horse and making a fool of yourself. Even if she had not shown the paperwork which clearly showed her cancer diagnosis, Oncologists don’t perform hysterectomies on 30 year olds unless they absolutely have to, and surgeons don’t approve surgeries on 90+ BMI patients unless they are in an imminent life threatening situation.
Clearly you’ve never done it. Driving is tiring, especially at night. One single lapse in concentration (or micro sleep) and you can be DOA. There’s a reason long distance truckers have to keep log books in their vehicles and are restricted in the number of hours a day they can drive…because it’s bloody dangerous. A seasoned long distance Trucker couldn’t have legally driven that distance in one 24hr period, and guaranteed Jade isn’t used to that length of drive.
Only when they were at the gay care. They didn’t have the convenience there of door dash and ubereats. Once she hit Lexington, the deliveries came thick and fast to the door. If you recall, momma-Lynn was pretty annoyed by the amount of food (especially carbs) that Amber was shovelling in on the daily.
Yeah, I’ve done a 16 hour in one day and it is brutal—only stopped after 3-4 hours and only for gas/food that maxed out at 15 minutes each. It has to be even longer though for her because her incessant need to binge eat and take bathroom breaks would be like every other hour. I dont think her stamina is nearly high enough to make that trip safely.
Food is one of the few good things about Houston IMO. It rivals NYC or any other major food hub in the US. Oh and way cheaper. I think she would actually die soon after moving there. I have heard Oklahoma City food scene is getting better though.
I'm not going to pull out my log books, but an 800 mile road trip is a light snack easily accomplished in a day. Like i said its only 8 hours drive time at times they were driving. The reason truckers have restricted hours is because they were literally working 20+ hours at a time to earn as much money as possible (if they owned the truck, or being ground to death by deadlines if they didnt). A seasoned long distance driver 100% could have driven that distance as its time based. They dont even have to legally take a break until they've driven 8 hours, then they have to take a 30 minute break. They can drive up to 14 hours (if carrying cargo). Its only 11 hours if carrying passengers (bus drivers). Lookup the 11/14 hour rule. This trip would have easily been done with fewer breaks in 10 hours, well under the 11, or the 14 if you had to extend it. I think Amber said 13 was total trip time.
Usually I don't really care about Amberlynn, but i'm kind of a road autist so i figure I document her trip cause why the hell not, the roads she took, and what sections she was at.
