Oh, I’m sure she already does. She called the place she was moving to “boring”. Which I’m sure it is, but she’s completely missing the point that every place in the world is going to be boring when you physically cannot go out and do things. Four walls are going to look like four walls regardless of if you’re in Kentucky or Paris.
All the luxuries in the world can’t outweigh the fact that she had Amber as her passenger. The only benefit in that was like having a jar of open smelling salts under your nose the whole trip to keep you awake. I absolutely believe that Jade probably insisted on that one day trip so she’d spend as short a time as possible with Amber. Guaranteed, she headed straight for a motel, and likely took a couple of days at least to do the return drive. That trip was a rash move on Jade’s part, but fortunately it paid off for her. I do wonder though if Amber initially planned it as a multi-day trip, and the changing to an overnight trip was the “plot twist and turns” Amber didn’t clarify.
As soon as Amber mentioned in the video that she wanted to order fast food, but just got jerky to keep it 'light', I figured she was doing whatever she could to prevent her having to take a dump during the 16 hour trip due to the, *ahem*, "complications" that would arise from that. I don't think Waffle House bathrooms have sufficiently sized floor drains for waffle-stomping, nor showerheads for the subsequent hose-down.
maybe she took a page from fellow deathfat amy ramadan and installed a porcelain throne in the back
To be fair they have 3 pets in that car, it wouldn't be nice to drag out the trip with those poor cats scared to death. I think Twonk is probably too dumb to know what's going on but that long of a car ride must have been rough for the cats.
With no new caretaker, where else was she going to move? She orders a ton of DoorDash and UberEats but she still needs someone to go fetch things for her. I'm sure she could have all her groceries and things delivered but it would be much easier to order for pick up. If she finds a new "girl" she may need someone to drive her to appointments too.
Yes her mom and her aunt Tammie Lynn Robertson (Smith) live in OKC. Tammie is, or was, a member and poster here. She lives on S Youngs Blvd with her husband Brian Robertson. whos 13 years younger. Its wierd they own a house together if they werent married, but she's listed as Smith on the house.
Jade moved out of that apartment months ago. We can be fairly sure of that because she works from home and her computer has been nowhere to be seen. We’ve really only seen her at that apartment a few times since the breakup, when Amber needed help with stuff, then she’d be absent again. All Jade had to move out after the removalists took the furniture, was one suitcase (which was probably staged just for show), and a few plants. She could have easily taken those during the day they left, because it’s pretty obvious that at least for the time being, Jade has new digs either in Lexington or close by.
It's this kind of autism that makes KF great. Thanks fren.
Wouldn't it be surreal if her last video was pretty much just a repeat of her first?
Only three years? She made it sound like she was leaving her childhood home. Histrionic indeed.
