Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

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We've only seen 2 of the 3 pets so I wonder if one got the axe.
Nah, if she were to axe one, it'd be Wasabi. He's not desperate for her attention like Twonk and Rarity and would prefer to just hide in a pile of laundry for the rest of his life, matted and sad.

The fact that he's there lets us know that she simply hasn't told the complex that she has three animals and is going to rely on Wasabi's natural tendency to hide from humans to keep him from being detected should she ever require apartment maintenance.
 
We've only seen 2 of the 3 pets so I wonder if one got the axe.
We’ve seen all three. Rarity was into the most recent video.

Hopefully this stops all the three pet limit bullshit, but I know it won’t.

Amber made it clear when she applied for the apartment that she checked that they would allow all three pets. The 2 pet limit is standard on rental site rules. In this case they pay monthly rent for every pet, so I doubt they’d argue over an extra $30/month.
 
The 3 pet business I have a feeling she was up front with the landlord with and was able to haggle with them to pay double pet rent or something to keep the second cat. The limit on listings is usually to prohibit hoarders from bringing in more animals than is realistic. Money fixes this issue for Amber, the landlord already knows they're keeping her security deposit so why not let the third critter in.

I mean, how is she going to hide that she has 3 pets from her landlord when her fucking name brings up a YouTube channel with 2 cats and a dog?
 
allows the long haired cat (wasabi? How is two of her pet's name's food related?) to sit in her suitcase with clothing in it.
cats are gonna cat. they like sleeping on your stuff. anyone with a cat that has a suitcase open to pack/unpack will swiftly find their cat inside.

Girl didn’t even pack her scale in a box for the movers, she took it in the car like a treasured item.
Don't forget she took it on a weekend away earlier this year when she was doing one of her 100 days of weigh ins (that she failed to complete)


Also this is a small point but when Amber talks about how the cats were scared for the first couple of days after moving in she says something like "we have been here for 3 days".
Now she could mean "the pets and I have been here for 3 days", but it's a little bit odd. Even if you moved with pets you'd be more likely to just refer to yourself, right?
 
For a bathroom that's meant to be for someone in a wheelchair, it also doesn't seem very friendly. If you're independent in the shower you don't have a lot of room, and if someone has to help you it would be impossible.
That is the same shower that I've seen in an assisted living facility. There's a fold down padded bench on the side opposite the shower head. If Amber could manage to get in and sit on it that shit will break. It's meant for elderlies, not fat fucks.
 
Also this is a small point but when Amber talks about how the cats were scared for the first couple of days after moving in she says something like "we have been here for 3 days".
Now she could mean "the pets and I have been here for 3 days", but it's a little bit odd. Even if you moved with pets you'd be more likely to just refer to yourself, right?
I could hear another voice in the background when she was showing off her stuff from the store. Someone interacting with the pets, from the sounds of it. She also looked up and off camera at one point. I think Jade was still there. It was before the cut to her crying about Jade leaving, so she very well could still have been there in that time. There's zero chance she uber'd and we know she can't drive.
 
Oh I expect another bariatric series very soon.
Perhaps, but I do not think that it will go very far. Amber might put vlogs such as "Should I go for bariatric surgery?", or "Am I ready for WLS?" She might do 5 or 6 episodes talking about it but will stop due to anxiety. With Jade, she had the best chance to go through. Even then, it was half-hearted.

That is the same shower that I've seen in an assisted living facility. There's a fold down padded bench on the side opposite the shower head. If Amber could manage to get in and sit on it that shit will break. It's meant for elderlies, not fat fucks.
They are meant for people in wheelchairs or on crutches so that they can transfer easily to the bench, but not for Amber at her size. What she needs is an oversized shower. She still can stand for a few minutes but this one is too small for her to easily clean herself. I suspect that she will struggle to use it till she finds a new carer.

I could hear another voice in the background when she was showing off her stuff from the store. Someone interacting with the pets, from the sounds of it. She also looked up and off camera at one point. I think Jade was still there.
Amber always plays with the timeline, but she is long gone. It would be interesting to see if the car is back at the flat in Lexington. My opinion is that Jade took another flat this summer in the same complex. This is why she was still there when Amber needed her.
 
DesperateLynn still trying to hook a new servant.
As gross as it is to see her trying to be cute and do fat mating dances on tiktok, it's nice to think that people aren't falling for her nonsense.
I am not sure that adults over 30 do fall for this type of rubbish unless they are looking for a fast hook-up. Most of her viewers are haters, thus not interested in being her servant. The rest might be interested in a whole lot more money than she is ready to provide. She should instead hire a company to do lighthouse keeping on a weekly basis. It might be cheaper.
 
For some reason, I have it in my head that Al is a big fan of The Pioneer Woman. I’m embarrassed to admit that I know Ree Drummond lives in Oklahoma. She owns most of some town. The has a restaurant, a store and a hotel (maybe some other establishment as well). I hope Al takes a field trip there. That would be some funny shit.
Back in the Destiny era she used to buy a lot of Pioneer Woman shit from Walmart so you might be onto smth here.
 
I’ve taken breaks from following Amber, so I may be missing something, but why are people thinking that Wipey/Faleen/jade is still there? Amber moved to OKC to be near her mom and aunt, right? Both of whom drive. Seems like they’d take her shopping to help her get set up. Considering Aunt Tammy was an active user here for a short time, I think she’d want to make sure she isn’t on camera, and is probably telling her sister to stay away too. No more getting involved with Farmers.

It doesn’t seem logical that Faleen, who seemed to have enough of Amber, would move to another state with her, right next to mom and aunt, and get an apartment in same complex? Nah.

I think Faleen drove her there, maybe slept a few hours, and went right home and out of Ambers life. Maaybee she took Amber to pick up some shit right after they got there but I kinda doubt it. When was done she was gone. It is methmama’s turn to hose the daughter she neglected.
 
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