Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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The TikToks are the equivalent of the boyfriend-free girl sign at this point. Amber seems to think just because she is not Chantal that people hold her in a higher regard. People still despise her. Ironically enough if I had a killswitch for either Amber or Chantal it would be Amber 1000% because Amber has been boring for 4 years now and is clearly just trying to skate relevancy.

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Let's get more of this happen and hopefully, the bitch may scrounge for rent and make something entertaining.

The new "alone" saga is going to get real fucking old really fucking fast. She is going to tag everything as "doing X on my own". The thing is working lesbians like there are in OKC will utterly despise her as she is not attractive and has no personality plus she doesn't work per se, so they won't even touch her. The OKC lesbians are thorny as it is but don't really like outsiders. She does not even drive either which in OK you absolutely need to, it's not like Dallas, Austin, or NYC where you don't need a car.

I expect she is going to balloon in weight because she is going to be alone and OKC has some pretty good food, to be honest.
 
It wouldn't surprise me if Al put on her scared baby act when they got to OKC and Jade rolled her eyes and took her to Wommart to shut her up, maybe buy a few snacks for the return trip to Lexington. Looking at this apartment, I'm starting to wonder if Al threatened to rent it, thinking Jade would agree to get back together. Unfortunately, she let things go too long and was stuck moving there. I don't think she's as close to Meth Mom and Aunt Tammy as she claims but there's zero chance she'd move anywhere she didn't know someone and as we all know, Fatty burns all her bridges so she was limited to family, such as they are.

Living in such a small apartment, it's going to be really difficult for her to find a new caretaker. She doesn't meet people the normal way, through work or even just befriending neighbors.
 
2 pet cats and one emotional support dog. She could get a letter from a credentialed online therapist for $30. It's like some of you never even munchie thread JEEZ
any "letter" or "certificate" online for an esa is 100% a scam and not a valid letter. you get a letter for your esa from your dr or therapist and they dont cost anything,.
 
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Let's get more of this happen and hopefully, the bitch may scrounge for rent and make something entertaining.
Damn i saw that title from Bottle and hoped it was someone "scooping" Amber's apartment tour by showing the tour on the Muse website. They dont even have to tell where it is, just do the walkthrough with the logos hidden. I know Amber is witholding a full apartment tour for another week for some big views when CPM starts picking up. Please someone scoop her apartment tour!
 
any "letter" or "certificate" online for an esa is 100% a scam and not a valid letter. you get a letter for your esa from your dr or therapist and they dont cost anything,.

This is not true. Any certified mental health professional can write a letter for an esa. It doesn’t matter if you’ve never seen them or if it was done online.
 
This is not true. Any certified mental health professional can write a letter for an esa. It doesn’t matter if you’ve never seen them or if it was done online.
wrong. you cannot get them online from a rando professional that doesn't know you from a hole in the wall, they have to be your own therapist or dr. that's the whole point, someone that treats/knows you long term and your conditions/diagnosis and can back up the need of an esa as a treatment. any source you are getting your info from is a front to lie to people to avoid the "wrong" online esa letters but then promote their own "totally legit" letters.

edit: even if you get a bogus online letter and are able to fool a landlord with it, it's still a non-legal document and if an incident happens with your esa where you live you will be in hot water without a leg to stand on
 
wrong. you cannot get them online from a rando professional that doesn't know you from a hole in the wall, they have to be your own therapist or dr. that's the whole point, someone that treats/knows you long term and your conditions/diagnosis and can back up the need of an esa as a treatment. any source you are getting your info from is a front to lie to people to avoid the "wrong" online esa letters but then promote their own "totally legit" letters.

edit: even if you get a bogus online letter and are able to fool a landlord with it, it's still a non-legal document and if an incident happens with your esa where you live you will be in hot water without a leg to stand on

You can look at any state’s esa requirements and they are going to say you need a letter from a certified mental health professional. There is no way to even validate the relationship between the letter writer and animal owner. Confirming if someone is a patient is a HIPAA violation.
 
You can look at any state’s esa requirements and they are going to say you need a letter from a certified mental health professional. There is no way to even validate the relationship between the letter writer and animal owner. Confirming if someone is a patient is a HIPAA violation.
i suppose if you have a legit online therapist mental health provider, it could be a way to get a letter like a regular in person therapist, though it would be shitty of something to take advantage of the esa system by seeing them once and getting a letter from one session knowing it couldn't be proven they did it that way. so you seem to be correct in that factor, so my bad. But my main concern was about the sites that claim they can give you a esa letter and/or certification online, for a price. those are the ones many people fall for unfortunately and are scams, and of course are not mental health professionals as much as they try to prove it's all legit. Either way, if someone is paying any amount of money for a letter, it's a scam. If they are being sold a certification, it's a scam and not even a thing to begin with. Also lots of online "mental health" help sites aren't even provided by certified professionals, which is another dead-end in getting a letter online.

also the original post i replied to was clearly talking about a scam site (whether they knew so or not) since they mentioned being able to get a letter online for $30 hence why i even commented to begin with. Real esa letters are 100% free, any ones you'd pay for are fake and a common scam.
 
i suppose if you have a legit online therapist mental health provider, it could be a way to get a letter like a regular in person therapist, though it would be shitty of something to take advantage of the esa system by seeing them once and getting a letter from one session knowing it couldn't be proven they did it that way. so you seem to be correct in that factor, so my bad. But my main concern was about the sites that claim they can give you a esa letter and/or certification online, for a price. those are the ones many people fall for unfortunately and are scams, and of course are not mental health professionals as much as they try to prove it's all legit. Either way, if someone is paying any amount of money for a letter, it's a scam. If they are being sold a certification, it's a scam and not even a thing to begin with. Also lots of online "mental health" help sites aren't even provided by certified professionals, which is another dead-end in getting a letter online.

also the original post i replied to was clearly talking about a scam site (whether they knew so or not) since they mentioned being able to get a letter online for $30 hence why i even commented to begin with. Real esa letters are 100% free, any ones you'd pay for are fake and a common scam.
People take advantage of the EA system CONSTANTLY so they can just bring their pets wherever they want. Its giving actual service animals a bad name. Its like "marijuana cards". You just go to a clinic pay them and say the magice words and POOF heres your cert. Amber would absolutely register twonk if it was for her advantage.
 
Tiktok update- posted October 12th 2023

Nothing interesting she's just eye fucking herself while lip synching badly.
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I stg she cant remember the lyrics and is too lazy to redo it so this is what we get. Shes ballooning for sure because shes only wearing the really really large shirts she got at torrid. Shes sized out of torrid already so shes only got like 3 or 4 things that she probably feels comfortable in.
DesperateLynn still trying to hook a new servant.
As gross as it is to see her trying to be cute and do fat mating dances on tiktok, it's nice to think that people aren't falling for her nonsense.
At least we know shes showering every day now to try and attract a mate so thats a positive thing.... movin on up.
I wonder who she's attempting to seduce terrify with this.
Someone with free time and a drivers license
It wouldn't surprise me if Al put on her scared baby act when they got to OKC and Jade rolled her eyes and took her to Wommart to shut her up, maybe buy a few snacks for the return trip to Lexington. Looking at this apartment, I'm starting to wonder if Al threatened to rent it, thinking Jade would agree to get back together. Unfortunately, she let things go too long and was stuck moving there.
thats probably what happened. Amber got tired of the ddlg babygorl dom shit because she doesnt like being told to do things and since it wasnt fun anymore amber tried her basic manipulative tactics and jade just said "alright bet" and went with it. Ambers fat ass isnt nice enough for jade to deal with her bullshit so all weve seen is amber trying to be tight lipped about it and unhappy the whole time. I dont think shes ever had anyone just not take her manipulation and just call her bluff on everything.
I don't think she's as close to Meth Mom and Aunt Tammy as she claims but there's zero chance she'd move anywhere she didn't know someone and as we all know, Fatty burns all her bridges so she was limited to family, such as they are.

Living in such a small apartment, it's going to be really difficult for her to find a new caretaker. She doesn't meet people the normal way, through work or even just befriending neighbors.
Shes been on youtube for a decade and unless she starts physically going outside, the pool of people willing to deal with her and her situation is slim to none. Shes gotta find:
A masc girl (the boyish boy to her girly girl attitude)
Posessive or some other stability issue, Amber needs constant attention.
Is ok with being a servant and not an equal partner, amber has to be the matriarch of the relationship and put down everyone near her almost constantly.
Someone with a car who drives. Amber cant ask them to go get them things at the drop of a hat if they take the bus.
Someone who lives in the same town she does.

If theres someone who fits that description they are probably taken already or wouldnt date her anyway.
 
any "letter" or "certificate" online for an esa is 100% a scam and not a valid letter. you get a letter for your esa from your dr or therapist and they dont cost anything,.
Goddamn my nigga here is mad on the internet. My ESA letter obtained from my Ritalin dr and deffo NOT from my weed card doctor cost $45 on top of my regular visit copay, and I got it so I don’t have to pay pet rent (my cat does not have good employment prospects how is he supposed to pay rent?)

Don’t hate the player, @Miltank, hate the game.
 
Goddamn my nigga here is mad on the internet. My ESA letter obtained from my Ritalin dr and deffo NOT from my weed card doctor cost $45 on top of my regular visit copay, and I got it so I don’t have to pay pet rent (my cat does not have good employment prospects how is he supposed to pay rent?)

Don’t hate the player, @Miltank, hate the game.
you got scammed by your dr then ig. They're free from your provider
 
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