Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

If someone put a gun to my head and said I either have to live with Amber or broke in a house with pooners, obviously assuming the bullet wasn’t an option, it’d be a tough decision

See, I'd use the advantage of 'live with' being flooded with loopholes, force acknowledgement that simply being on the lease and paying half the bills is 'living with' and then skeddadle on a bike with pannier bags carrying a tent, water, a knife and MREs and go live in the nearest woods like a wild animal. I'd just be on a 'temporary' camping trip, with the current pay going towards half of the bills and the rest being squirreled away for darker days. Oh, and I'd conveniently forget my cellphone so she couldn't call me for wiping duty or food delivery.

Broke with pooners means not having the means to escape. I shudder to imagine that.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber already knee deep in local cuisine and crying over being lonely and shit.
When she goes dark just like every other junkie ever she is using.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I surely thought she'd have some backlog nontent or mommy reveal ready to go for November because isn't this when the high Adsense revenue starts?

She's guaranteed going to bring up how The Hand was abusive in some way. There were some bull shit ass questions some dumb fuck (probably herself) asked & she said she'd answer them when the time is right. I'm guessing the right time is during the highest paying months of the year.

 

[Polska krowa]

Where IS FatAl anyway? Methmomma had enough already and ran her over with the car??

She's either out of prerecorded content and not uploading, or filming content with the intent of drip feeding it.

 

[Xenomorph]

Well dont the you tubers get their welfare checks round this time of the month?

 

[lol cow supreme]

Well dont the you tubers get their welfare checks round this time of the month?

youtube payday is 21/23 of the month. She would be right in the stretch of building up this months pay day which would drop just before Thanksgiving...the food holiday. She always ramps up around now as the ads pay better between now and Christmas. Its why she gives up vlogmas by like the 19/20th of the December as she already can see how much she's made and checks out. January is notoriously low paying for the ads so she often does very little in January as a consequence. I wouldnt count her as "Shrewd" but her greedy brain knows how to ride the waves for maximum profit for minimal effort.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Go time I say this whilst on topic since Youtube on the 1st November implemented their new mid-roll policy. Basically, the uploader does not control where they put it but YouTube. What is happening though is they are loading videos every 3 minutes with multiple unskippable ads.

I do wonder if this is going to divert a lot of people away or use alternate places like our archive. Her channel is already plateauing pretty hard and the sub-cull in December will provide a really interesting metric of her true audience number.

Remember too her finances would have changed significantly because there is a 2.5% sales tax difference along with higher rents and cost of living. So she is going to do some desperate clickbait in the coming months but I don't think it will bear any fruit.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

A very helpful Kiwi a long time ago pointed me in the direction of ‘Tube Browser’ - an app that costs very little and works like Premium. Not that I would watch Amber on it (or any of the other similiar ad free programs) but I thought I’d pass the recommendation along. I hate the bloody ads with a passion.

Hopefully we’ll get some Jade reveals soon. Gorl is riding the high personally and online just now but it won’t last and goodness knows she’ll never show them damn layggs. Get yer coin Amby!!

 

[Mekahineyho]

Nightmare fuel


Edit: just noticed I may have cut off her IG at the top, but she posted this to her IG story. If you can’t see the first pic says “cum on it then”

 

[pippeyyy]

I can't grab it but Amber is drunk on IG whining about being ghosted and eating.

I'm loving that the people she's talking to are doing a basic Google search on her and running for their lives.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Thanks too Amber for confirming that all the other potential girlfriends were also lies, you fucking sped.

 

[TardiX]

LMFAO let's try to make pee pads sexy next you behemoth

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Eugh

 

[Billie Ross]

I can't grab it but Amber is drunk on IG whining about being ghosted and eating.

I'm loving that the people she's talking to are doing a basic Google search on her and running for their lives.

The desperation for another Wipey is insane.
I'm glad this is her whole focus now instead of making money for rent and bills.

Deleted, grabbed from Karina Kaboom's Video on YouTube.

 

[marjoram]

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LMFAO let's try to make pee pads sexy next you behemoth

FatAl pretending to play bingo at home?

That expression needs to be slapped right off her face. Hard.

 

[Goatchoker]

I need this era of horny-Lynn to go away ASAP. Ma’am you are over 30.

Bingo, drinking alone, Oklahoma, casinos, this would normally be exciting but it’s just sad now.

I do forever hope after her gross ig post that if she gets with a “man” she’s cursed with semen in the eyes always if she wants to play cute about face shots. Lol

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Amber got ghosted? Awww... did mommy cancel on her?

Wait, this is someone other than mommy? And possibly a dude?! Hahaha, hobosexual confirmed.

LMFAO let's try to make pee pads sexy next you behemoth

Dobbers and Depends - they're all the rage in that bingo hall life!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

In the 10+ years I worked bingo halls, I came to know them as the place where Dreams Go To Die.

Deathfat moms would start bringing their daughters, young women in their early 20s or so who still had ambitions… even if it was just to marry someone half a rung up on the social ladder.

Several years down the line and the girls were well on their way to becoming dull slatterns. Some had had several kids, gained a ton of weight and the focus of their lives had turned to bingo.

They looked at virgin bingo cards the way Amber and Chantal look at takeout bags.

If Amber gets hooked on bingo on top of food… shudder.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Not sure if someone has brought this up before, but I was watching Karina kaboom's video today, and her referring to Amberlynn's Stevie Wonder conspiracy as "harassing a blind man" is the most heinous reach.

At first I thought she was joking, but she's brought it up enough times that I don't think she is anymore. She actually equates a conspiracy theory about a blind celebrity as "harassing a blind man and saying he's not blind".

With so much actual shit to talk about, why do they latch on to the weirdest things?

 

[Clown Baby]

Not sure if someone has brought this up before, but I was watching Karina kaboom's video today, and her referring to Amberlynn's Stevie Wonder conspiracy as "harassing a blind man" is the most heinous reach.

It's hilarious how much people pearl clutch about the Stevie Wonder thing because celebrities who have met Stevie Wonder have "Stevie Wonder isn't blind" stories that are made public, like this one: