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Because it's what a degenerate would do
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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FarmVille
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I genuinely didn't know casinos had buffETS. Now it makes more sense.
She's going there an awful lot for someone who, after going the first time to "check it off her bucket list", said she'd be fine with never going again because it was boring.
But it's definitely something she really enjoys and not just going wherever her ass wiper goes.
She's going there an awful lot for someone who, after going the first time to "check it off her bucket list", said she'd be fine with never going again because it was boring.
But it's definitely something she really enjoys and not just going wherever her ass wiper goes.
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There are some really nice ones in Las Vegas that have okay food, but most are stinking hot trash.
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Taken from Chantal's forum but relevant for Amber
Amber, in one of her moments of lucidity, has said that if she were to lose weight, she would lose a fair amount of her audience. I believe that she is right. This is why all her attempts at weight loss are mere theatrical performances including her narrative about having weight loss surgery. She had no intention of having surgery which would result in loss of income and losing the ability to gorge herself on all her favourite foods. As with Chantal, she would do it only if this was her last and only option. Otherwise, we should expect repeat performances such as Curvy Caloriies in the near future.
Amber, in one of her moments of lucidity, has said that if she were to lose weight, she would lose a fair amount of her audience. I believe that she is right. This is why all her attempts at weight loss are mere theatrical performances including her narrative about having weight loss surgery. She had no intention of having surgery which would result in loss of income and losing the ability to gorge herself on all her favourite foods. As with Chantal, she would do it only if this was her last and only option. Otherwise, we should expect repeat performances such as Curvy Caloriies in the near future.
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None of these deathfats are failing at losing weight because of views—they’re hardcore addicts and very few people with severe addictions ever recover. Someone like hungry fat chick successfully loosing weight is statistically close to nil.
That’s the reality whether its food or drugs or alcohol etc.
That’s the reality whether its food or drugs or alcohol etc.
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His roid rages over a fat woman on the internet were hilarious... Usually sitting in the front seat of his car
I tried to give the time stamps around the shilling.
I hadnt watched an Alan Roberts video in probably a year...but I was really just mocking the "Hey has anyone seen the Alan Roberts video" post that had no details, no links to a video, etc. (and has since been deleted)“
WELL
I didn’t delete the original post. Just magically disappeared.
He recently did a post I THOUGHT YOU COULD FIND ALL BY YOURSELF about AL. He’s amazingly accurate about her, despite having one of his feet in the “Let me party - Freedom For Covid Congo Line” - and his other foot in the “If you don’t like what I say you can fuck right off and leave me the fuck alone/This isn’t a democracy” pool. I guess you can only expect so much logic from a University of Phoenix graduate.
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hungover, lets go to Walmart, Starbucks taste test, & weight loss update
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She needs to rethink that winged eyeliner look. At her current weight, it re-enforces the little piggy eye look and the sharp wing tips make the acreage of face flubber look even more massive.
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Amberlynn does not want to lose weight whatsoever. Ive been saying this forever and this video proves it.
Loses 8 pounds gets extra caramel syrup in her massive Starbucks.
Loses 8 pounds gets extra caramel syrup in her massive Starbucks.
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Ok Kristine it’s time to stop taking your 500 lb, mid 30s daughter on mini field trips everyday like she’s 9 years old on school break. Take her ass to the YMCA that’s around the block from her apartment and quit playing into her “the entire day revolves around food” shit she’s been doing for years. This bitch went from Panda Express to Starbucks then grocery shopping for chili slop shit.
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Wow she was actually funny this time. Not that she was trying to be funny; it's just we got a little of the old Amber mental whiplash.
Starts the video hung over but happy she is making more healthy choices.
Proud of an 8 lb weight lose. Celebrates with diabetes juice
Other horrific food haul.
Thinks since Amy’s frozen dinner box has a PO Box in Temucla CA that the food was made there.
Plans to torment her family with her cooking.
Other stuff that I’m sure Boolean will catch in their write up but there was some serious stupid things said this video.
Made me giggle.
Starts the video hung over but happy she is making more healthy choices.
Proud of an 8 lb weight lose. Celebrates with diabetes juice
Other horrific food haul.
Thinks since Amy’s frozen dinner box has a PO Box in Temucla CA that the food was made there.
Plans to torment her family with her cooking.
Other stuff that I’m sure Boolean will catch in their write up but there was some serious stupid things said this video.
Made me giggle.
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The sudden transition from talking about weight loss to a waist-level view of a Panda Express counter gave me a laugh. Never change, Hamber.
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@ 3:45 when she says about it "snow-win," all I can think about is her eating shit on some nasty ice and displacing her hip.
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I love how Methmom straight up says Amby's drink is pure sugar water. lmao
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Plot Summary with Commentary. When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was sneaking into other apartment units to try and dent more dryers, as well as flirting with and handing out her phone number to penised individuals in exchange for slot money, drinks, and narcissistic supply. Let's see what this vlog brings us. Take us in!
TL;DR: PURE WORTHLESS FILLER (and a bit of cuntent). Amber claims 508.4lbs - then immediately goes to Panda Express to find those lost 7 lbs. Amber then pesters mommy to take her out to Walmart and Starbucks. Amber makes fun of her mom on camera for not knowing how the Starbucks peppermint drink is topped. The next day, Amber pesters mommy to take her out again, this time grocery shopping. Amber plans to make her (in)famous chili for Kristine and BF. LEGO blathering (with no building on camera). Amber's dainty food portion bullshit in her videos is likely because Kristine's watching. Amber talks about a lot of different stuff, but it's all nontent filler meant to pad out the video, or get people questioning who the 'special person' is who supposedly sent Amber a few housewarming gifts over the last 2 months.
This was really lame. Amber telling us about her trying to exchange, er, COMPANIONSHIP for drinks and slot money at the casino was actually more entertaining than this.
"Hey guize, it's the next day". +5 points for proper intro. -5 points for this being merely a lazy continuation of her last vlog. (Amber later confirms the date as the Saturday after Thanksgiving).
Amber's not feeling the greatest becauseshe's cresting 600lbs because she's dealing with a bit of a hangover molment situation type deal. Amber feels sluggish - how we are supposed to be able to tell the difference between "sluggish hungover" Amber and "too fucking lazy to move" Amber is anyone's guess.
BULLSHIT CEILING WEIGH IN TIME!! Amber wants us to cross our fingers, as she's relying on LUCK for a good weigh in. As she does absolutely nothing to work on her weight or health, I guess crossing fingers or rubbing a lucky charm is as good of a strategy for weight loss as any other that Amber tries.
509.0lbs... 508.4lbs... 508.4lbs... (Pannus on the counter) And if you believe that, Karina has a bridge of kermits to sell you. "So, I'm down, like, 7 lbs in almost a week? That's exciting".
JUMPCUT!! At Panda Express to get those 8lbs back! (Bitch knows what she's doing)
FREEZE FRAME!!!
I'm just being an asshole. It actually said "seek guidance where you can this week", which considering Amber and her contrary nature, is actually even funnier.
Amber pretends that she's done eating despite her container of food still being full, fooling absolutely NO ONE - except possibly Kristine. I'm willing to bet that Amber's watching her intake in Kristine's presence, and ordering in DoorDash as soon as mommy leave. What are your guesses on how long before Kristine meets "The Binge Monster(TM)"? I'm also willing to bet that Kristine being an ex-alcholic and ex-methhead - and possibly current gambling addict - isn't buying anything Ambo's trying to sell.
JUMPCUT!! At Walmart because KRISTINE wanted to go. *Touch touch touch* Onto the Pioneer Woman section, because KRISTINE is the one "totally obsessed" with her.
JUMPCUT!! Riding shotgun in mommy's car like a Scrub, drinking a sugar-bomb from Starbucks
FREEZE FRAME!!
Look like the filters are on break. 508.4lbs MY ASS!
Amber makes fun of her mom not knowing that the Starbucks peppermint drink doesn't have crushed peppermint candy on top of the whipped topping. Amber intends to sound sassy, but just comes across as a total cunt. Amber does the over-the-top face and makes a big deal about liking her sugar-bomb coffee.... because it contains more sugar than actual coffee. Amber pushes her mom to do a (off screen and drawn out) taste test of both hers and Amber's coffees to pad out the video. Kristine tries Amber's coffee, and calls her out on it tasting like pure sugar. For anyone interested, Kristine didn't like her peppermint 'coffee' either. And I don't blame her, because the only way to drink coffee is black - like my cold, dead heart.
JUMPCUT!! Mom dumped Ambo outside in the apartment complex parking lot and sped off. Amber stands outside to film the snow flurries.
JUMPCUT!! Back inside the apartment. Amber *forgot* some SUPER CUTE TUMBLERS (probably Pioneer Woman shit) from Walmart in Kristine's car in the hopes that Kristine would drive back to the apartment to return them - but Kristine didn't take the bait.
[PLACARD: next day]
RARITY in an unmade bed! 1 of 3 pets accounted for. Rarity's facing the wall so she doesn't have to look at Amber or her depressing environment. Remember when Amber said she was throwing away the old cat tree to get them a bigger and better one for the new apartment? Kiwi Farms remembers.
FREEZE FRAME!!
TWINKIE EARS!! 2 of 3 pets accounted for.
JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen with a ridiculous poop bun.
FREEZE FRAME!!
Amber explains why she's wearing an absurd poop bun to pad out the video. It's her Emotional Support Poop Bun... or something. Sorry, I drifted during this part and I'm not going back to rewatch it.
Choker talk to pad out the video. She has ten of the EXACT SAME CHOKER. Just like the 10 identical bras (when Destiny confirmed she only had 1-2), or the 10 identical Yoga pants (that all had the exact same holes in the exact same places). I don't care [SKIP]
Amber talks about listening to the music that she and 'her ex' used to slow-wobble to, in order to bring up Jade again - and to pad out the video. Amber wants shelf-pats for being able to listen to music and not turn into a blubbering mess. [SKIP]
AMAZON UNBOXING from that 'special person': Matching LEGO keychains because Amber's mentally 7. HAH! Even the LEGO keychain is FOOD-RELATED! It's a LEGO dude that wearing a hot-dog costume.
Amber shows off her half-dozen chunky keychains which are clipped to her ONE KEY ... in order to pad out the video [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Amber's going to be cooking for her mom for the first time in her ENTIRE life. Her mom has NEVER had Amber's cooking before (despite living together for half a year when she turned 1
, because Amber takes and never gives. For anyone concerned, I'm sure this will also be the LAST time Kristine eats Amber's cooking. Amber shows off her shopping list, because she's going to "cook" Kristine and BF some of her (in)famous CHILI.
Attempt atpoisoning chasing off Kristine's BF confirmed.
What do you want to bet that Amber's going to hound Kristine to take Amber to the store in order to get these grocery items for the chili? Even when Amber tries to be selfless, she ends up being selfish.
[PLACARD: several hours later]
Just got back from the grocery store (that she made mommy drive her to, as Amber said nothing about getting the groceries via Instacart). Time for a "haulage" - to pad out the video. I'm not covering this - it's her usual highly-processed, plastic-wrapped, salt-lick bullshit. Also it's VERY LITTLE FOOD. Either Amber's REALLY trying hard to make Kristine think Amber's not eating a lot, or she's doing the same trick that she did right after the Destiny breakup so Dusty would have to keep taking Ambo to the store.
Plastic bags costing $0.10 each blathering.
Amber hides the ingredients she bought for the chili, likely to make a surprise for mommy. So in case you're wondering why she's fatter than ever while posting videos of dainty portions of food, it's because mommy's watching. For all long-time viewers of the Amberverse, we are well aware of the horrors hidden in those grocery bags. What do you think, gorls? The usual mushroom/chickpea/zuchini mess - or do you think she's going to go all-in with artichoke hearts and olives for methmam?
Amber shows off some chicken salad she made - in order to pad out the video. Amber dips CHEESESTRINGS in it instead of crackers because it's "better for her". First the cauliflower/mayo monstrousity, and now dipping CHEESE STRINGS into chicken and mayo? Amber's mom must REALLY be nagging her to do keto or something. I'm skipping before we get to the taste test [SKIP]
LEGO UPDATE!! Still working on the PAC-MAN cabinet. Again, Amber drags this out in order to pad out the video - yet won't actually show any assembly (which LEGO hobbyists would actually want to see).
[PLACARD: next day]
FREEZE FRAME!!
BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE!
FREEZE FRAME!!
WASABI!! All 3 pets accounted for! BINGO!
Amber gives an update on the status of her 'first plant' (and explains what she meant by 'first plant)... in order to pad out the video. Basically, it's the first plant that she's ever had that Amber hasn't had someone else to take care of for her. As she has it as far away from the window (and natural sunlight) as possible, that tracks.
"Fur-baby" middle-name talk - to pad out the video. The plant is called 'Slytherin', the lamp is called 'Luna', and both were given to her by her sooper-speshul person. Hey, wasn't 'Slytherin' Jade's favourite HP house?
Byee!!!!
Amber's not feeling the greatest because
BULLSHIT CEILING WEIGH IN TIME!! Amber wants us to cross our fingers, as she's relying on LUCK for a good weigh in. As she does absolutely nothing to work on her weight or health, I guess crossing fingers or rubbing a lucky charm is as good of a strategy for weight loss as any other that Amber tries.
509.0lbs... 508.4lbs... 508.4lbs... (Pannus on the counter) And if you believe that, Karina has a bridge of kermits to sell you. "So, I'm down, like, 7 lbs in almost a week? That's exciting".
JUMPCUT!! At Panda Express to get those 8lbs back! (Bitch knows what she's doing)
FREEZE FRAME!!!
I'm just being an asshole. It actually said "seek guidance where you can this week", which considering Amber and her contrary nature, is actually even funnier.
Amber pretends that she's done eating despite her container of food still being full, fooling absolutely NO ONE - except possibly Kristine. I'm willing to bet that Amber's watching her intake in Kristine's presence, and ordering in DoorDash as soon as mommy leave. What are your guesses on how long before Kristine meets "The Binge Monster(TM)"? I'm also willing to bet that Kristine being an ex-alcholic and ex-methhead - and possibly current gambling addict - isn't buying anything Ambo's trying to sell.
JUMPCUT!! At Walmart because KRISTINE wanted to go. *Touch touch touch* Onto the Pioneer Woman section, because KRISTINE is the one "totally obsessed" with her.
JUMPCUT!! Riding shotgun in mommy's car like a Scrub, drinking a sugar-bomb from Starbucks
FREEZE FRAME!!
Look like the filters are on break. 508.4lbs MY ASS!
Amber makes fun of her mom not knowing that the Starbucks peppermint drink doesn't have crushed peppermint candy on top of the whipped topping. Amber intends to sound sassy, but just comes across as a total cunt. Amber does the over-the-top face and makes a big deal about liking her sugar-bomb coffee.... because it contains more sugar than actual coffee. Amber pushes her mom to do a (off screen and drawn out) taste test of both hers and Amber's coffees to pad out the video. Kristine tries Amber's coffee, and calls her out on it tasting like pure sugar. For anyone interested, Kristine didn't like her peppermint 'coffee' either. And I don't blame her, because the only way to drink coffee is black - like my cold, dead heart.
JUMPCUT!! Mom dumped Ambo outside in the apartment complex parking lot and sped off. Amber stands outside to film the snow flurries.
JUMPCUT!! Back inside the apartment. Amber *forgot* some SUPER CUTE TUMBLERS (probably Pioneer Woman shit) from Walmart in Kristine's car in the hopes that Kristine would drive back to the apartment to return them - but Kristine didn't take the bait.
[PLACARD: next day]
RARITY in an unmade bed! 1 of 3 pets accounted for. Rarity's facing the wall so she doesn't have to look at Amber or her depressing environment. Remember when Amber said she was throwing away the old cat tree to get them a bigger and better one for the new apartment? Kiwi Farms remembers.
FREEZE FRAME!!
TWINKIE EARS!! 2 of 3 pets accounted for.
JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen with a ridiculous poop bun.
FREEZE FRAME!!
Amber explains why she's wearing an absurd poop bun to pad out the video. It's her Emotional Support Poop Bun... or something. Sorry, I drifted during this part and I'm not going back to rewatch it.
Choker talk to pad out the video. She has ten of the EXACT SAME CHOKER. Just like the 10 identical bras (when Destiny confirmed she only had 1-2), or the 10 identical Yoga pants (that all had the exact same holes in the exact same places). I don't care [SKIP]
Amber talks about listening to the music that she and 'her ex' used to slow-wobble to, in order to bring up Jade again - and to pad out the video. Amber wants shelf-pats for being able to listen to music and not turn into a blubbering mess. [SKIP]
AMAZON UNBOXING from that 'special person': Matching LEGO keychains because Amber's mentally 7. HAH! Even the LEGO keychain is FOOD-RELATED! It's a LEGO dude that wearing a hot-dog costume.
Amber shows off her half-dozen chunky keychains which are clipped to her ONE KEY ... in order to pad out the video [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Amber's going to be cooking for her mom for the first time in her ENTIRE life. Her mom has NEVER had Amber's cooking before (despite living together for half a year when she turned 1
, because Amber takes and never gives. For anyone concerned, I'm sure this will also be the LAST time Kristine eats Amber's cooking. Amber shows off her shopping list, because she's going to "cook" Kristine and BF some of her (in)famous CHILI.Attempt at
What do you want to bet that Amber's going to hound Kristine to take Amber to the store in order to get these grocery items for the chili? Even when Amber tries to be selfless, she ends up being selfish.
[PLACARD: several hours later]
Just got back from the grocery store (that she made mommy drive her to, as Amber said nothing about getting the groceries via Instacart). Time for a "haulage" - to pad out the video. I'm not covering this - it's her usual highly-processed, plastic-wrapped, salt-lick bullshit. Also it's VERY LITTLE FOOD. Either Amber's REALLY trying hard to make Kristine think Amber's not eating a lot, or she's doing the same trick that she did right after the Destiny breakup so Dusty would have to keep taking Ambo to the store.
Plastic bags costing $0.10 each blathering.
Amber hides the ingredients she bought for the chili, likely to make a surprise for mommy. So in case you're wondering why she's fatter than ever while posting videos of dainty portions of food, it's because mommy's watching. For all long-time viewers of the Amberverse, we are well aware of the horrors hidden in those grocery bags. What do you think, gorls? The usual mushroom/chickpea/zuchini mess - or do you think she's going to go all-in with artichoke hearts and olives for methmam?
Amber shows off some chicken salad she made - in order to pad out the video. Amber dips CHEESESTRINGS in it instead of crackers because it's "better for her". First the cauliflower/mayo monstrousity, and now dipping CHEESE STRINGS into chicken and mayo? Amber's mom must REALLY be nagging her to do keto or something. I'm skipping before we get to the taste test [SKIP]
LEGO UPDATE!! Still working on the PAC-MAN cabinet. Again, Amber drags this out in order to pad out the video - yet won't actually show any assembly (which LEGO hobbyists would actually want to see).
[PLACARD: next day]
FREEZE FRAME!!
BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE!
FREEZE FRAME!!
WASABI!! All 3 pets accounted for! BINGO!
Amber gives an update on the status of her 'first plant' (and explains what she meant by 'first plant)... in order to pad out the video. Basically, it's the first plant that she's ever had that Amber hasn't had someone else to take care of for her. As she has it as far away from the window (and natural sunlight) as possible, that tracks.
"Fur-baby" middle-name talk - to pad out the video. The plant is called 'Slytherin', the lamp is called 'Luna', and both were given to her by her sooper-speshul person. Hey, wasn't 'Slytherin' Jade's favourite HP house?
Byee!!!!
TL;DR: PURE WORTHLESS FILLER (and a bit of cuntent). Amber claims 508.4lbs - then immediately goes to Panda Express to find those lost 7 lbs. Amber then pesters mommy to take her out to Walmart and Starbucks. Amber makes fun of her mom on camera for not knowing how the Starbucks peppermint drink is topped. The next day, Amber pesters mommy to take her out again, this time grocery shopping. Amber plans to make her (in)famous chili for Kristine and BF. LEGO blathering (with no building on camera). Amber's dainty food portion bullshit in her videos is likely because Kristine's watching. Amber talks about a lot of different stuff, but it's all nontent filler meant to pad out the video, or get people questioning who the 'special person' is who supposedly sent Amber a few housewarming gifts over the last 2 months.
This was really lame. Amber telling us about her trying to exchange, er, COMPANIONSHIP for drinks and slot money at the casino was actually more entertaining than this.
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FatAl's cats are way too cute for her. Wonder if we can talk FFG into "liberating" them on general principles?
dingobaby
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I'm really finding it odd to watch how giddy and retarded Amber gets around her mom. Like I get it on a certain level, she's homebound, probably seeing the sky makes her giddy. But that smug giddiness. OMG my mom is totally struggleeen with the straw wrapper as she squeals and shows off how proficiently she can wrap her thin puppet lips around a straw while eye fucking her camera. "MoM Do YoU EvEn Go tO StArBuCks OFteN?!" And before, OMG MOM has to cut her celery cause dental work LOL. While her own teeth are being rejected falling out. Narcs gonna do that though. She needs someone to make herself look "better", no matter how petty. Better side character than Jade imo, this one is bound by blood and can't bounce out once she's done with Amber's shit.
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Amber hinting at this special person in her life with matching lego man keychains and shit like wtf is she trying to do here lmao
Girl, we know there isn't any lezbo on the hook so stop trying to act like there is.
Girl, we know there isn't any lezbo on the hook so stop trying to act like there is.
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Naming your stuff after Harry Potter references won't go down well with your LGBTQLOLWTF brethren, gorl.