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And dont forget assaulted a service dog and her own Mother, Amber loves to memory hole shit and outright denied the fucking LEGAL RECORDS OF WHAT HER MOTHER DID.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Witch Bitch
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ambers soggy bottom sank into the sludge when it fell from the tree. Shes an addict like her mother except her drug of choice is food and attention in any fourm. Booze is also creeping in.
As far as methmom, shes got the unnerving false personality that most who work hard core drug rehab or 12step programs do. They're wastiods for so much of their lives they literally have no personality so they have to patch one togeather from other recovering addicts, and hyper religious/program focused support groups.
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grannylynn raised methmom who begat amber, so imma guess gran would be right at home in the sammi bushart thread, and i'll further guess the 'service animal' is a niggerdog pit so I'll hardly lose any sleep over the whole debacle.
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Doesn't everyone destring celery? I thought that was just a Thing You Do.
Amber's weird fake laugh whenever she's with her mom is so irritating.
Really shows how uncomfortable they are around each other though.
Amber's weird fake laugh whenever she's with her mom is so irritating.
Really shows how uncomfortable they are around each other though.
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I am surprised that she has not started a series of vlogmas this year. Not having content has never stopped her before, and her views are not doing any better. Her last video has only 49k views in 4 days. December is the richest month for YTers and she is not taking advantage of it. Mind you, she must be busy doing TikTok videos and answering her own questions on Instagram. The gorl has priorities and finding her next Walmart driver is at the top of the list.
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eating Taco Bell in bed at 2am, cooked my mom my famous chili, & making personal charcuterie board
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This Lhasa Apso ponytail is so damn funny.
I can’t wait till it snows/ice storms happen.
I can’t wait till it snows/ice storms happen.
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Rated D for Do not watch, literally nothing happens.
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Imagine leaving your apartment at 32 years old to go fetch some stale tortilla chips and a cup of cheese from a door dasher at 1 am
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I almost forgot our monthly status check-in!
Dec 2023: Still a fat fucking smelly loser.
What a year.
Dec 2023: Still a fat fucking smelly loser.
What a year.
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I watched the archive muted while listening to something else in another tab since nothing Amber says matters anyway.
I think she looks like she's lost a tiny bit of weight. Her neck looks less huge. However, the back of her hair looked greasy af.
Nasty.
I think she looks like she's lost a tiny bit of weight. Her neck looks less huge. However, the back of her hair looked greasy af.
Nasty.
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This pig is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. I'm surprised she's not doing vlogmas for those jewtube shekels but her money must be quite low considering the contents of her fridge and her taco bell order. The only remotely interesting bit was the chilli which looks a lot less sloppier than her previous attempts. Maybe she's passing off mamalynn's cooking as her own? Doubtful she actually sat down to read a proper recipe considering all the slops she's made in the past, and for fuck's sake, why is she saying she hates salami? Bitch loves it, you are what you eat!
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Amber's making a point of making it appear in her vlogs like she's eating small portions of low carb foods, not wallowing in her own self-misery, and keeping clean - well, cleaner than usual. I think she's trying to hold this illusion together for Kristine (because the last time Amber whined about her life being so hard and 'drowning' from it, Kristine told her to "learn to swim"). Amber doesn't want to alienate Kristine just yet as they're still in the honeymoon stage (and Amber hasn't yet snagged a new carer). I think Amber may be concerned that in order to film enough content for daily vlogs up to Christmas, she'll end up breaking that illusion for Kristine - and the results of that would be devestating(ly hilarious for us).
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Plot Summary with Commentary. When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was trying to humiliate her mother on her lack of Starbucks menu knowledge, as well as trying to convince her audience that her weight is under 510lbs. Personally, I believe that she does in fact weigh less than 510lbs (on the moon). What's she up to this time? Let's find out: take us in!
"Hello, welcome to my vlog" with the thousand yard, dead-eyed stare.
Charcuterie board time - has she been watching the "Dackerty" dozen? What's going on the platter, you ask? The garlic 'chips' from the previous food haul, salami, port wine cheese spread with almonds, calamata & green olives, and pretzel flatbread cracker... thingies. Amber promises that if it was actually for a get-together, she'd be more decorative with the presentation with fruits and veg. As we watched her dump out cracker boxes and absolute slop during the parties with Eric, Rickie, Becky, Dana, and love-of-her-life Destiny, we know that's bullshit.
Also, wait a minute... Amber is setting up a charcuterie board to pig out on alone?! Shit, I thought she was setting up the platter for Kristine and BF! To be honest, I'm not sure whether that's absolutely hilarious, or absolutely pathetic.
Amber pretends that eating that entire cheese ball would make her sick.... Oh, I guess it's leaning towards hilarious.
FREEZE FRAME!!
LOL! Amber WOULD be more fancy and add fruit and veg for guests, but since this fancy set up is apparently JUST FOR HER, she's adding MIKE & IKE'S for that splash of colour.
"Taste test" on camera for degenerate clicks. We've all seen Amber eat cheese. [SKIP]
(Amber pretends that she was too 'fool' to finish the small amount of food - or the MIKE & IKE thingies).
JUMPCUT!! Outside filming the sky. CLOUDS!
[PLACARD: Hours and hours later]
It's storming for the first time since Amber's moved to OK. Her fur babies are so scared - so time to IGNORE THEM and film the shitty tumblers that she bought from Walmart instead! Tumbler collection (I don't care) [SKIP]
Gatorade talk. Amber feels MORE HYDRATED after drinking Gatorade - because she's a retard and an advertiser's DREAM CUSTOMER. Amber claims that all of her strenous workouts result in charlie-horses in the middle of the night if she doesn't drink Gatorade. As if the small amount of salt in this product means ANYTHING after consuming 2 RAMEN SOUPS a day (with added GARLIC SALT, as she's shown us previously). Anyway, they didn't have her favourite 'Glacier Freeze' flavour in Zero, so she bought the version with sugar. Tune in next week when she tells us that the extra sugar in the product gives her more energy for her active lifestyle and keeps her from feeling 'weak'.
[Placard: next day]
Amber sitting on the couch. If she looks tired, it's because she is as she didn't sleep well the last two nights (sounds like her 'fixed' sleep schedule is slowly un-fixing itself again). Mom and BF are coming over and it's the first time that they're trying her cooking EVER, so Amber will be pretending that the mostly normal chili recipe she showed us in the last vlog is how she usually cooks.
People make fun of her chili, but Amber insists that all of her previous gorlfriends LOVED it (just ignore when Destiny publically said that she refused to eat any of Amber's slop soups). In fact, one of Amber's exes who was the pickiest eater ever would eat Amber's chili (while she was suffering from renal failure and fucking ZOMBIFIED on her psych meds). I mean, that still counts, right?
Amber refers to her 'questionable' soup choices in the past, but insists that her soups always tasted good. If they tasted so good, then why did you change the recipe? Why aren't you feeding Methmam your ULTRA SPESHUL, SOOPER TAS-TEEE version with olives, pickled artichoke hearts, mushrooms, "spinnage", chickpeas and 12 variants of Mrs Dash?
"I would NEVER make a soup like that now. I just want to make that very clear"
FREEZE FRAME!!
Are you sure about that?
And also, perhaps I'm being a little hard on her protein choices but, to me that tube ground turkey she buys SMELLS LIKE VOMIT. I mean, not as bad as ground chicken, but still quite bad. Bad enough that if you told me I couldn't eat the chili with beef, I'd either try a vegetarian chili-esque stew ... or I'd just eat something completely different instead. Amber's comfortable being over 500 lbs. Amber's comfortable averaging 4000 calories/day. Amber's comfortable eating well done shoe-leather steaks from Texas Roadhouse. Amber's not Hindu. MAKE THE CHILI WITH BEEF!!
JUMPCUT!! Methmam and BF just left the apartment. Amber didn't vlog because she's 'uncomfortable' fliming in front of BF (translation: they've mentioned that they'd never visit or give her a drive ever again if she stuck the camera in his face). They loved the chili... BECAUSE IT WASN'T AMBER'S REAL CHILI!
After the counterfeit chili, Amber made her mom watch 'A Simple Favor' with her yet AGAIN.
JUMPCUT!! Now we're inside of her cupboard, waiting for Amber to open the door and talk to us... to pad out the video. Time for more Hot Tamales (the things I thought were MIKE & IKEs).
RANDOM (BULLSHIT) STORYTIME!! When Amber lived with her father, he had his own lawnmower shop where lots of sketchy things happened (that her mom recently told her about, so Amber's going to appropriate these new stories as traumatic events from her past). Anyway, they had a huge Popeye machine in the lobby she would play, and she would eat the Hot Tamale candies out of the candy machine. Didn't she say that the lawnmower repair shop was run out of a shed? And now it was a full commercial building with a lobby and arcade and candy machines?
Is this going to be our Vlogmas content from Amber? Um, you know, as much as it's my duty to explore strange alien life, I, um... I just got back from sickbay, and the Doctor said I might have Ligma, so I should probably just take some time off and maybe come back in the new ye-
-I have to keep going, don't I? Damnit! *Sigh* Fine, whatever.
[PLACARD: next day]
OMG she stood outside for AN HOUR for the UBER.. and she met a guy and she shook his hand and... this is all bullshit: she ordered DoorDash and picked it up at the front door of her apartment. Taco Bell HAUL!! Chips & cheese and 2 hard tacos ... at 2am, because no way was Amber going to eat AMBER QUANTITIES in front of Methmam and BF. And no way is Amber going to eat leftover high sodium GROUND TURKEY chili when she can order in even higher sodium GROUND BEEF.
Amber talks about not doing vlogmas.
FREEZE FRAME!!
More eating on camera for degenerate clicks.
Eating messy hard shell tacos and greasy chips in bed like an absolute degenerate - AKA reason number 153,596 why Amber can't find a gorlfriend. Even if she would wash her bedding from time to time (which she doesn't), this is STILL revolting. I wouldn't even tolerate Seven doing something like that... okay maybe I would - you would too, admit it (you've seen her). But anyway, VLOGMAS. Can you believe that she was almost going to do regular ol' vlogmas like all the other YouTubers... when she could give us *THIS CONTENT* instead!?!
10 minutes later. The chips are the grossest thing she's ever tasted (yet seems to still be eating them).
JUMPCUT!! Back in the fridge for more food! Eating salami and blathering about nonsense to pad out the video.
[PLACARD: Thanks for watching]
Charcuterie board time - has she been watching the "Dackerty" dozen? What's going on the platter, you ask? The garlic 'chips' from the previous food haul, salami, port wine cheese spread with almonds, calamata & green olives, and pretzel flatbread cracker... thingies. Amber promises that if it was actually for a get-together, she'd be more decorative with the presentation with fruits and veg. As we watched her dump out cracker boxes and absolute slop during the parties with Eric, Rickie, Becky, Dana, and love-of-her-life Destiny, we know that's bullshit.
Also, wait a minute... Amber is setting up a charcuterie board to pig out on alone?! Shit, I thought she was setting up the platter for Kristine and BF! To be honest, I'm not sure whether that's absolutely hilarious, or absolutely pathetic.
Amber pretends that eating that entire cheese ball would make her sick.... Oh, I guess it's leaning towards hilarious.
FREEZE FRAME!!
LOL! Amber WOULD be more fancy and add fruit and veg for guests, but since this fancy set up is apparently JUST FOR HER, she's adding MIKE & IKE'S for that splash of colour.
"Taste test" on camera for degenerate clicks. We've all seen Amber eat cheese. [SKIP]
(Amber pretends that she was too 'fool' to finish the small amount of food - or the MIKE & IKE thingies).
JUMPCUT!! Outside filming the sky. CLOUDS!
[PLACARD: Hours and hours later]
It's storming for the first time since Amber's moved to OK. Her fur babies are so scared - so time to IGNORE THEM and film the shitty tumblers that she bought from Walmart instead! Tumbler collection (I don't care) [SKIP]
Gatorade talk. Amber feels MORE HYDRATED after drinking Gatorade - because she's a retard and an advertiser's DREAM CUSTOMER. Amber claims that all of her strenous workouts result in charlie-horses in the middle of the night if she doesn't drink Gatorade. As if the small amount of salt in this product means ANYTHING after consuming 2 RAMEN SOUPS a day (with added GARLIC SALT, as she's shown us previously). Anyway, they didn't have her favourite 'Glacier Freeze' flavour in Zero, so she bought the version with sugar. Tune in next week when she tells us that the extra sugar in the product gives her more energy for her active lifestyle and keeps her from feeling 'weak'.
[Placard: next day]
Amber sitting on the couch. If she looks tired, it's because she is as she didn't sleep well the last two nights (sounds like her 'fixed' sleep schedule is slowly un-fixing itself again). Mom and BF are coming over and it's the first time that they're trying her cooking EVER, so Amber will be pretending that the mostly normal chili recipe she showed us in the last vlog is how she usually cooks.
People make fun of her chili, but Amber insists that all of her previous gorlfriends LOVED it (just ignore when Destiny publically said that she refused to eat any of Amber's slop soups). In fact, one of Amber's exes who was the pickiest eater ever would eat Amber's chili (while she was suffering from renal failure and fucking ZOMBIFIED on her psych meds). I mean, that still counts, right?
Amber refers to her 'questionable' soup choices in the past, but insists that her soups always tasted good. If they tasted so good, then why did you change the recipe? Why aren't you feeding Methmam your ULTRA SPESHUL, SOOPER TAS-TEEE version with olives, pickled artichoke hearts, mushrooms, "spinnage", chickpeas and 12 variants of Mrs Dash?
"I would NEVER make a soup like that now. I just want to make that very clear"
FREEZE FRAME!!
Are you sure about that?
And also, perhaps I'm being a little hard on her protein choices but, to me that tube ground turkey she buys SMELLS LIKE VOMIT. I mean, not as bad as ground chicken, but still quite bad. Bad enough that if you told me I couldn't eat the chili with beef, I'd either try a vegetarian chili-esque stew ... or I'd just eat something completely different instead. Amber's comfortable being over 500 lbs. Amber's comfortable averaging 4000 calories/day. Amber's comfortable eating well done shoe-leather steaks from Texas Roadhouse. Amber's not Hindu. MAKE THE CHILI WITH BEEF!!
JUMPCUT!! Methmam and BF just left the apartment. Amber didn't vlog because she's 'uncomfortable' fliming in front of BF (translation: they've mentioned that they'd never visit or give her a drive ever again if she stuck the camera in his face). They loved the chili... BECAUSE IT WASN'T AMBER'S REAL CHILI!
After the counterfeit chili, Amber made her mom watch 'A Simple Favor' with her yet AGAIN.
JUMPCUT!! Now we're inside of her cupboard, waiting for Amber to open the door and talk to us... to pad out the video. Time for more Hot Tamales (the things I thought were MIKE & IKEs).
RANDOM (BULLSHIT) STORYTIME!! When Amber lived with her father, he had his own lawnmower shop where lots of sketchy things happened (that her mom recently told her about, so Amber's going to appropriate these new stories as traumatic events from her past). Anyway, they had a huge Popeye machine in the lobby she would play, and she would eat the Hot Tamale candies out of the candy machine. Didn't she say that the lawnmower repair shop was run out of a shed? And now it was a full commercial building with a lobby and arcade and candy machines?
Is this going to be our Vlogmas content from Amber? Um, you know, as much as it's my duty to explore strange alien life, I, um... I just got back from sickbay, and the Doctor said I might have Ligma, so I should probably just take some time off and maybe come back in the new ye-
-I have to keep going, don't I? Damnit! *Sigh* Fine, whatever.
[PLACARD: next day]
OMG she stood outside for AN HOUR for the UBER.. and she met a guy and she shook his hand and... this is all bullshit: she ordered DoorDash and picked it up at the front door of her apartment. Taco Bell HAUL!! Chips & cheese and 2 hard tacos ... at 2am, because no way was Amber going to eat AMBER QUANTITIES in front of Methmam and BF. And no way is Amber going to eat leftover high sodium GROUND TURKEY chili when she can order in even higher sodium GROUND BEEF.
Amber talks about not doing vlogmas.
FREEZE FRAME!!
More eating on camera for degenerate clicks.
Eating messy hard shell tacos and greasy chips in bed like an absolute degenerate - AKA reason number 153,596 why Amber can't find a gorlfriend. Even if she would wash her bedding from time to time (which she doesn't), this is STILL revolting. I wouldn't even tolerate Seven doing something like that... okay maybe I would - you would too, admit it (you've seen her). But anyway, VLOGMAS. Can you believe that she was almost going to do regular ol' vlogmas like all the other YouTubers... when she could give us *THIS CONTENT* instead!?!
10 minutes later. The chips are the grossest thing she's ever tasted (yet seems to still be eating them).
JUMPCUT!! Back in the fridge for more food! Eating salami and blathering about nonsense to pad out the video.
[PLACARD: Thanks for watching]
TL;DR: FILLER NONTENT. Amber makes chili that's nothing like her disgusting clear-out-the-
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She's trying to hook a new caregiver.
Amber won't delete her entire channel documenting how nasty she is, and even if she did there are all the reaction and clip channels out there, so she has to put on a facade so that she can tell anyone who looks her up, "Oh I used to be like that, but I've changed!" ...except she hasn't, she's just pretending until she gets someone locked down.
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Didn't she say she isn't going to do vlogmas this year because "muh mentulz" and/or something about wipey?
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All food related whelp, ,time for feeder content eh?
Also, yes I do believe she stood standing outside at 1am for some fucking food, I do.
The Popeye game was mentioned in the Krystle Era once at some BBQ outing she went to.
My question is how long has she had the tinsel in her fucking hair?
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So she will stand for food huh? Yet she has mobility issues. And eating Taco Bell at 2 AM on bed? Talk about a recipe for heartburn and shitting the bed at the same time!
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I just love how empty her fridge and cupboards are, all because she's a lazy slob who can't go to the shops without a handler.
Turd Fergusson
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Eating tacos in bed at 2 am tells me that she solved her sleeping issue and is working on her weight loss.
Her cupboards are pretty empty which leads me to believe that she is ordering in for most of her meals, and when not at home, she is hitting the buffets at casinos. She said on Instagram that her channel is not a weight loss channel. I follow a few YT channels and none of them will weigh themselves just for the heck of it. Only weight loss channels talk about weight.
Otherwise, she is doing absolutely nothing in her flat but watching videos. I do not buy her explanation that she is depressed because Jade left her. She is depressed because she has not found another Walmart driver and someone to entertain her. Toddlers are more independent. She should be living in supervised and supportive housing.
Her cupboards are pretty empty which leads me to believe that she is ordering in for most of her meals, and when not at home, she is hitting the buffets at casinos. She said on Instagram that her channel is not a weight loss channel. I follow a few YT channels and none of them will weigh themselves just for the heck of it. Only weight loss channels talk about weight.
Otherwise, she is doing absolutely nothing in her flat but watching videos. I do not buy her explanation that she is depressed because Jade left her. She is depressed because she has not found another Walmart driver and someone to entertain her. Toddlers are more independent. She should be living in supervised and supportive housing.
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She cant stock up on food she needs to leave an excuse for mamma Kristine to come over and take her someplace. She only really stocks up the place when she gets cozy with someone and then she gets like one giant grocery haul a month. She foolishly trashed all her pantry staples for the move. It would have cost a few extra bucks to buy a nice tote to seal it all in for the truck ride. Most of the shit she didnt eat though. Her pantry before was stocked to the gills with diets and trends fallen by the way side. Containers of protien healthish snack bars that have long since expired, cans of beans and bags of rice etc thought to be cooked but never done... 3 years of empty promises and lies crammed away