Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

Due to morbid curiousity, I took a closer look at the chili ingredient list:

LOL @ "SALT". Apparently the canned diced tomatoes, chicken broth, tomato juice, saltines, and fritos don't add enough salt. Oh, and don't forget the garlic salt, which you know she'll be adding (it's not on the list because she bought a new canister with her last grocery shop).

Though to be honest, overall this is the most normal ingredient list I've seen in an Amber dish. No olives/pesto/"spinnage"/mushroom/chickpea/zucchini/rice/frozen corn/potato/noodle chili soup situation-type-deal concoction. I guess Amber's still in the love-bombing phase with mommy. Gotta make it look like it's her mean audience who make fun of her food for NO REASON.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Naming your stuff after Harry Potter references won't go down well with your LGBTQLOLWTF brethren, gorl.

Knowing Amberlynn she probably thinks “slytherin” is one singular character from HP

 

[pippeyyy]

Due to morbid curiousity, I took a closer look at the chili ingredient list:
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LOL @ "SALT". Apparently the canned diced tomatoes, chicken broth, tomato juice, saltines, and fritos don't add enough salt. Oh, and don't forget the garlic salt, which you know she'll be adding (it's not on the list because she bought a new canister with her last grocery shop).

Though to be honest, overall this is the most normal ingredient list I've seen in an Amber dish. No olives/pesto/"spinnage"/mushroom/chickpea/zucchini/rice/frozen corn/potato/noodle chili soup situation-type-deal concoction. I guess Amber's still in the love-bombing phase with mommy. Gotta make it look like it's her mean audience who make fun of her food for NO REASON.

Man, I was hoping she had to buy cheese so we could all see if she can spell it by now.


*She spelled it "chease"

 

[Kiwi Kitty 2.0]

Man, I was hoping she had to buy cheese so we could all see if she can spell it by now.


*She spelled it "chease"

You just don't get it, Writerlynn has ascended to truly know the modern language. She's just like Shakespeare you guiyzzzzzzz

 

[Xenomorph]

Fucking hell with the ground turkey shit I dunno why it bothers me as much as it does but her aversion to ground beef but yet hoovers up hamburgers makes me aggy.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So Amber lost 7 pounds in a week? it means that she had to burn 3,500 calories a day. Therefore if she needs 4,000 calories to maintain her weight, thus she ate only 500 calories a day for a week. I think it is only fluid and she will be back to over 510 pounds next weight in.

Her weight loss plan is to weigh herself once in a while and see what number will show up. But what do I know? I do not understand weight loss as much as Amber.

I think Amber goes to the casino for the buffets and nothing else.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Fucking hell with the ground turkey shit I dunno why it bothers me as much as it does but her aversion to ground beef but yet hoovers up hamburgers makes me aggy.

It bothers you because it's fucking retarded to make chili with ground turkey and chicken broth under the guise that "she is just weird when it comes to meat". Shallow, narcissistic, BPD nightmare. At least it's funny in a pathetic way once you get over the rage it induces.

 

[Constellationzero]

Fucking hell with the ground turkey shit I dunno why it bothers me as much as it does but her aversion to ground beef but yet hoovers up hamburgers makes me aggy.

You ain't bothered by any of the following?

* FIVE FUCKING KINDS of Mrs. Dash--all clashing.
* Packet of chili seasoning (Christ, it's just cumin and chili powder)
* Onion powder, dried onion, onion salt
* Fucking mushrooms
* Fucking artichoke hearts, green beans, and four clashing canned beans
* Zucchini lol, what the ENTIRE fuck?

Really surprised someone hasn't turned the PIG onto this:

Spoiler: Also found at WOMMART

 

[Noom Boom]

Fucking hell with the ground turkey shit I dunno why it bothers me as much as it does but her aversion to ground beef but yet hoovers up hamburgers makes me aggy.

For me I think it's that Amber is engaging in the meta performance that a lot of fat women do where they specifically allude to aspects of their lives that they think are traditionally skinny person related in an attempt to, on some higher plane of existence, more closely align themselves with a skinny woman. Some examples of this would be; talking about always being cold, saying they cannot finish their meal, talking about a tail bone hurting after sitting for too long, and others that I can't remember right now. This time it would be that chili is traditionally made with ground beef and the only people who would regularly prefer turkey chili are probably going to be health conscious. Amber makes sure to repeatedly throw in the reminder that she prefers turkey chili because she thinks it gets her closer to people making a mental connection between her and a health conscious person. The reason this can be very upsetting to a third party is because Amber (or whoever) is attempting to force us into a state of cognitive dissonance where they push this idea of a health conscious person unto us while their physical appearance and other information we know about them screams otherwise. People get very uncomfortable when suddenly being in cognitive dissonance and angry when forced into it, so it is natural to react with visceral hate when you feel as though someone is forcing you into that state.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Imagine having such an empty and meaningless existence you struggle to make a 10 minute video every couple of days about it. Most people could spend 10 minutes talking about current events, the drive to work, their cunt boss etc.
Then after you imagined that, IMAGINE getting paid almost 6 figures a year for it.

 

[lol cow supreme]

* Packet of chili seasoning (Christ, it's just cumin and chili powder)

and cumin and chili powder are ON THE LIST.
Seriously i could make an aight quicky chili with that list. SHe just does it all wrong, in the wrong proportions. For instance, I'd use crushed tomatos or tomato paste and then use some other flavorful liquid like chicken stock to increase the liquid (or beer). No she uses tomato JUICE and stock.And then trying to thicken it with fucking saltine crackers. Bitch. stop. Chili is a fucking Oklahoma STAPLE. Its literally engrained in their history. She might get merced for a hate crime if she makes that shit.

 

[FickleFuck]

The way Hamber acts around her mother and treats her is reminding me of the Becky Era. She's excited to go out and do stuff with her mom driving her everywhere and the casino is like a grown up arcade to her. She also demeans and makes fun of her own mother over the littlest thing, a lot like she did with No Necky. If Mama Lynn disappears at some point, we know why, she's dumped her kid before. Hamber had better get a jump on finding a new caretaker.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I'm really finding it odd to watch how giddy and retarded Amber gets around her mom. Like I get it on a certain level, she's homebound, probably seeing the sky makes her giddy. But that smug giddiness. OMG my mom is totally struggleeen with the straw wrapper as she squeals and shows off how proficiently she can wrap her thin puppet lips around a straw while eye fucking her camera. "MoM Do YoU EvEn Go tO StArBuCks OFteN?!" And before, OMG MOM has to cut her celery cause dental work LOL. While her own teeth are being rejected falling out. Narcs gonna do that though. She needs someone to make herself look "better", no matter how petty. Better side character than Jade imo, this one is bound by blood and can't bounce out once she's done with Amber's shit.

She really does regress around her mother in the most annoying ways, but this idea that her blood family cant bounce is just not true. They already allowed her to be taken away and kept away during the years when parents, especially mothers; are suppose to give the MOST fucks about their kids. Her "sober" guilt will wear thin quickly.

 

[peach tea]

Meh, I drink when home alone sometimes and I'm a perfectly normal member of society. A paragon even. Slightly a liar but that just makes me interesting.

This is Amber we’re talking about here. Literally everything she does is pathetic. Even if it’s something as banal as checking the mail. She’s a sad sack of fat. She doesn’t have the capability of doing anything without making it cringe and depressing.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Spoiler: Also found at WOMMART

The image didnt load earlier, but you know Accent is literally MSG right?

 

[Constellationzero]

The image didnt load earlier, but you know Accent is literally MSG right?

That was exactly my fucking point. Surprised the PIG hasn't discovered and abused it yet.

 

[Insulin reid]

That was exactly my fucking point. Surprised the PIG hasn't discovered and abused it yet.

Its cooking spices like cumin thyme and garlic powder that give the illusion that she cooks. She has no idea what most things are, how they are processed or what they do. All she knows is spice things go into meals to make them have taste more taste-y. She never follows a recipe and is just cosplaying as someone who cooks. This is the edible equivalent to her bluelight glasses and books shes "reading".

The way Hamber acts around her mother and treats her is reminding me of the Becky Era. She's excited to go out and do stuff with her mom driving her everywhere and the casino is like a grown up arcade to her. She also demeans and makes fun of her own mother over the littlest thing, a lot like she did with No Necky. If Mama Lynn disappears at some point, we know why, she's dumped her kid before. Hamber had better get a jump on finding a new caretaker.

Shes gonna do the same thing she did to becky and jade. Shes shitting on her mom who isnt flawless at doing something, anything, and will prop herself up and use her mom to push her down. She has to be the best person in the room and mom doesnt get to share first place. Shes also actively bullying her mom and trying to sneak a couple shots of mom and force her to be ok with being on camera because amber knows that other people will keep her channel alive. Shes going to inevitably push mom and fam away with this shit and like everyone else has been saying, she will alienate herself from her family because amber either forces her will onto others or they fuck off.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Its cooking spices like cumin thyme and garlic powder that give the illusion that she cooks. She has no idea what most things are, how they are processed or what they do. All she knows is spice things go into meals to make them have taste more taste-y. She never follows a recipe and is just cosplaying as someone who cooks. This is the edible equivalent to her bluelight glasses and books shes "reading".


Shes gonna do the same thing she did to becky and jade. Shes shitting on her mom who isnt flawless at doing something, anything, and will prop herself up and use her mom to push her down. She has to be the best person in the room and mom doesnt get to share first place. Shes also actively bullying her mom and trying to sneak a couple shots of mom and force her to be ok with being on camera because amber knows that other people will keep her channel alive. Shes going to inevitably push mom and fam away with this shit and like everyone else has been saying, she will alienate herself from her family because amber either forces her will onto others or they fuck off.

She pretty much did the first part by laughing at her mother for having to de-string her celery.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wait till MamaLynn says no to her big toddler, Amber is gonna unleash every.single.issue she has with her cause rn shes playing nicey nice cause shes getting to regess and try and rebuild her childhood so to speak.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

I find it strangely satisfying watching methmomma just walking blindly into every trap her fat toddler sets up for her. Could not happen to a better person. Methmomma is even more retarded than Toddlerlyn.

I just can't with shitty moms, sorry. Don't care how horrible Amber is, but I am totally here for Amber raining some fire down on her shitty junkie mom. The way Kristine laughs and pretends that just cause she is clean now and has seen the (fake) light, she is a fucking saint and everything is forgiven and forgotten just really puts me on edge. Everything between these two shit people is totally fake.

On the other side I am really enjoying this downward spiral smelling of lesbian desperation, stale fat and 18 years worth of mommy issues.