I’m interested in the interview because I want to gage Casey as a person all these years later. I’ve always gotten push back on this. But why did everyone just assume Casey was telling the truth when she released that video. It’s no more credible than anything amber said. It was a he said she said situation. Yet one of the of the biggest fucking fall backs when haydurs say “we don’t hate amber because of her weight we hate her because….” And then they without a doubt bring up the Casey drama and they are like IT WAS PROVEN SHE WAS LYING blah blah blah. Like, no it wasn’t? Nobody knows the actual truth except them two. Yet all haydurs just assume Casey was completely telling the truth.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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It's pretty clear from Amber's shifting stories she's not telling the truth in this she said she said back and forth
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Every participant in the Amberverse is untrustworthy.
Krystal was/is semi retarded
Kasey is a pooner
Destiney is a feeder who looks like a 12-year-old boy
The gaycare duo were grifters
Becky is Becky
Wipey is a disembodied hand
Notwithstanding if everyone who has appeared on ALR’s channel filled a room the combined IQ wouldn’t be high enough to melt an ice cube.
The fact that Kasey wants to come back and talk about her relationship that ended a decade ago is already shady behavior. Imagine what possible reason any normal person would have to go on youtube to be interviewed about a girlfriend they had when they were a teenager.
100% she’s going to spam a gofundme link to pay rent and/or get a rot dog installed.
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Yeah, I mean, throwing in my 2 cents. A tranny is not exactly the walking embodiment of a realist, rational or sane.
So why is her version of things "correct" to all the Anti-Amber crowd. She's just as unreliable of a narrator as Dainty Hamber.
Same with Destiny. Same with Becky. Same with Wipey.
The only ex of Amber I feel slightly bad for is Krystle, but that's just because she really seemed mentally-and-intellectually-not-there.
Fuck knows why her parents didn't protect her from that massive red flag.
TL
R : To the exes : Show actual evidence. To Amber : Show laygs
So why is her version of things "correct" to all the Anti-Amber crowd. She's just as unreliable of a narrator as Dainty Hamber.
Same with Destiny. Same with Becky. Same with Wipey.
The only ex of Amber I feel slightly bad for is Krystle, but that's just because she really seemed mentally-and-intellectually-not-there.
Fuck knows why her parents didn't protect her from that massive red flag.
TL
R : To the exes : Show actual evidence. To Amber : Show laygs
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It is, but these sad sacks only want to hear from someone who crossed Hambutt's event horizon how bad she smells, and what it smells like.
Whole lot of them have a slob fetish.
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By now we all know Amber stinks and has a bad temper.
If anyone from her past wants to come out and say something new, fine. Otherwise don't bother.
If anyone from her past wants to come out and say something new, fine. Otherwise don't bother.
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I don't know if anyone else remembers this but Casey also did a reddit Q & A before that large Amber subreddit was banned. (The one that had that lolcow mod who is in the thread here about Amber's haters, mama something thinker) She refused any real questions that were personal about ALR and then went on and said she understood the abuse and hoped things were different. She also stopped responding after a half an hour. She excused a lot of the things haters hang onto. I know some of it was preserved in the thread here but most was lost to the banning. She is not even out to bash amber. She was there to defend her. So expectations should be based on that, not even what she said years before reddit. She wants top surgery, had a GoFundMe set up a few years ago, and everyone assuming that's why she's doing this is correct. She has one well to go to for a little bit of pity money and it's amber.
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It may have been put on archive.today if anyone has a dead link.
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I'm guessing Casey's still a fairly toxic and shit person, though not necessarily narcissistic like Amber (or maybe a different type of narcissist). Casey probably has yet more stories of being mistreated/cheated on, and dumped by all of the "fiances" who came after Amber. I found it hard to really follow Casey, because it'd just end up with some sort of pity play or victim mentality nonsense. Last I followed up, Casey was ebegging with a gofundme to try and get haydur nation to completely fund top surgery.
Personally, I believe Amber was physically abusive. Just look at the "what cereal is that?!" video from Eric. You can't see Amber's face, but you can clearly read the aggressive body language from her. Amber was so obnoxious during the Casey era that her degenerate family kicked her out after 6 months. Also remember Kristine wasn't bad enough to get kicked out, and she was a meth-using, service dog-beating, geezer-bashing junkie (I know I know, the geezer-bashing came later, I'm just saying).
So yeah, I completely believe Casey was pinched, slapped, scratched, and may have gotten some small bruises (particularily from being pinched). Casey would have also gotten her hair pulled at - but was safe from that due to keeping her hair in a buzz cut. That's all petty bitch shit, and petty bitch shit is totally on brand for Amber. In my mind, this is completely reasonable to believe, as it's kinda expected. I can see Amber toning down on her physical abuse with the other girlfriends, as she could pick up that either the girlfriends wouldn't tollerate it, or they had a better support system that wouldn't tollerate it. Oh, and because she's since gained another 200 lbs and now can't even sit without losing her breath.
ON THE OTHER HAND...
Despite Amber having a lot of heft which gives her some additional physical power over Casey, as well as fatty strength from lugging an extra 250+lbs of fat all the time, she's not really that physically dangerous. We all saw the videos of Amber 'working out' during the Krystle era. She was surprisingly mobile for being a Deathstar that fell out of orbit - but she's never had the stamina to do more than flail like a child and run her mouth. I'm, not saying Casey deserved it, or that laying hands on your partner is right, but Casey wasn't some 'battered spouse' in the sense that everyone made her out to be.
Also don't forget that Casey claimed spending time admitted in a mental facility over Amber leaving. So, mental hospital plus YEARS of therapy... yet Casey NEVER blocked Amber on social media?! And then Casey continued messaging with Amber from time to time, all the way up to Amber's rape allegation against Casey?! And then years after all of this (2020?), Casey did an AMA on Reddit (shortly before all of the ALR subreddits started getting nuked). Casey said some crazy shit like "I wasn't the partner Amber needed to be the good person she can be" or some absolute shit like that. And this was supposedly after like, a DECADE of therapy?! What the actual FUCK!? Amber's behaviour isn't consistent with that of a rape victim, and Casey's behaviour isn't consistent with someone getting the shit beaten out of them on the regular. IMHO, this abuse story was embellished - likely in retaliation for the rape accusation.
For what it's worth, I also blame the mom in all of this. I mean, she's living in a studio apartment (essentially a motel room) with her teenaged child because it's all they can afford, and then she brings her new boyfriend into their sardine can of a home? Boyfriend can't contribute enough for them to at least upgrade to a unit with a full wall and DOOR separating the parent and kid's space?! I don't think they're together now, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was a lay-about loser just like Amber, and that's why the two clashed heads so much. Also, what parent tollerates your kid's mooching girlfriend shit-talking you on the regular, eating all of your food, stinking up your shoebox of a home, and then THROWING AN ASHTRAY AT YOUR HEAD - but then letting the psycho-bitch stay because the ashtray missed and put a hole in the wall instead?! The mom seems to be a nut-case herself.
I suspect that the Casey interview will be a dud, but I would argue that Snowflake's "Victims of an Empath" video is at least somewhat useful. It at least consolidates all of Amber's bullshit from that time and that incident - the livestreams, interviews, social media posts, deleted youtube videos - all into one source. I didn't become aware of the Amberverse until 2019, so I had no idea that Amber's coming out story as well as the panic disorder/anxiety were copied from Casey. And based on Casey confessing to being committed for a short time after the breakup with Amber, I wouldn't be surprised if Amber's highschool mental hospital story was also taken from Casey.
TL;DR: There are no winners in the Amberverse, only losers.
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@Boolean Bitch agree with every word of this, especially Casey's mother - what the fuck was she thinking (I suspect, not much)
Seems all the parents that have surrounded Amber have been dumpster fires of awfulness
I'm also on the side of Amber is an awful person, absolutely zero doubts, but that doesn't necessarily mean everything Casey said is true either - in fact a few things she's said make me think the violence was mutual at least to some degree
Still, had her mother actually acted like one she'd have never been in that situation as a minor in the first place, it's totally fucking mind-blowing to me that any parent worth their salt would move their (clearly disturbed) child's adult hobo partner into their home at all, let alone a flat that isn't big enough for the people ALREADY there
Seems all the parents that have surrounded Amber have been dumpster fires of awfulness
I'm also on the side of Amber is an awful person, absolutely zero doubts, but that doesn't necessarily mean everything Casey said is true either - in fact a few things she's said make me think the violence was mutual at least to some degree
Still, had her mother actually acted like one she'd have never been in that situation as a minor in the first place, it's totally fucking mind-blowing to me that any parent worth their salt would move their (clearly disturbed) child's adult hobo partner into their home at all, let alone a flat that isn't big enough for the people ALREADY there
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To be fair, we only have Amber's word on this. Neither the grandma nor Methmom have confirmed or denied her story. Casey and their mom only know what Amber told them, as far as I know, they never spoke to Amber's family about it.
I wouldn't put it past Amber to be such a degenerate that her grandma kicked her out. Especially if grandma already had her hands full wrangling Methmom.
I also wouldn't put it past Amber to hate living in Oklahoma so much that she fabricated the whole thing because she didn't want to go back. Oklahoma is a shitty state to live in, I don't blame her for wanting to move away (although it makes me laugh that she has to live there now thanks to her refusal to do anything to improve/change her life). On top of that, Amber clearly needs to have someone validating her existence at all times, and a long-distance relationship wasn't cutting it for her. She cheated on Casey while they were apart because she craved that validation, so of course she would want to move in with Casey as soon as she possibly could.
I agree it was kinda shitty of Casey's mom to move her boyfriend in when they were already crammed to the gills. I also can't really blame Casey's mom for not wanting to compromise her own happiness just because Amber had a shitty family who "kicked" her out while she was on vacation. I wouldn't doubt it if the boyfriend was having to contribute to the household expenses just to keep the studio apartment they shared, because we know Amber sure wasn't, and she'll eat an entire weeks worth of groceries if you don't lock the cupboards.
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Archive 12/22/23: buzzball taste test, come to the mall with me, & how I feel about Amy and Tammy Slaton | vlog
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Cassidy said some shit that snowflake is postponing posting the interview to read american legal articles on it. I wonder what that could be 
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BuzzBallLynn is outrageously insufferable.
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That all just sounds like him hyping this bullshit up to get more attention on it. Casey hasn't seen ALR in a decade plus. He's full of shit.Cassidy said some shit that snowflake is postponing posting the interview to read american legal articles on it. I wonder what that could be
Also, why read legal articles? If it's an issue you'd speak to an american lawyer to save your ass.
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Aunt Tammie confirmed it. She and Amber had a giant shit-flinging session on Facebook years ago over Amber wanting her high school papers mailed to her in Arizona (so she could apply to college I think) and Aunt Tammie denying they were in the house (they were actually in the house). I don't have the images to post, but I think they've been posted to this thread before. Tammie told Amber something to the effect that Amber should be responsible with her stuff, and Amber snapped back that she didn't realize that she was going to be told that she couldn't come back when she travelled to visit Casey. Tammie acknowledged Amber's statement about getting kicked out when visiting (instead of saying that Amber knew she wasn't coming back befroe visiting Casey), and then tried another attack vector to 'pwn' Amber in the public facebook spat. I think she criticized Amber's continuation highschool or something. So while it's true that perhaps Tammie missed the opportunity to catch Amber in this particular lie, it seemed like Amber was being truthful in that statement.
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Now, does that also include Rafe Hollister?
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Plot Summary with Commentary! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was... um, I've forgotten already. She's so boring, I always have to go back and check. Hang on... OH YEAH! She was shedding tantrum tears over the Slaton sisters' combined weight being less than Amber's weight, and 'confessing' that she's been vaping shitty gas station delta-8 "all day, every day" for years. Exciting. Anyway, on to today's vlog. Take us in!
TL;DR: Equal blends of NONTENT and CUNTENT. Amber putters around alone and films herself drinking 5 BuzzBalls while eating cold rotisserie chicken straight from the bag with her bare hands like a savage. When Amber's not drinking or shoving cold chicken into her pie hole with her mickey mitts, she's debunking bullshit to stick it to the haydurz, such as her perfume consumption... Oh shit I just realized: don't tell Amber there's alcohol in perfume or she may actually start DRINKING it and going through it even faster . Amber is also Facebook friends with the Slatons, so take that haydurs!
FREEZE FRAME!!
Amber's in the underground parking at the mall. Methmam has to get a gift for work (secret Santa), so Amber needs to tag along. Amber's using this opportunity to look for the new Billie Eilish perfume. Based on the rate at which she goes through perfume, I hope she's shopping in bulk and finds a 5gal pail.
"Hello, welcome to a new vlog". Amber acknowledges that she forgot to start the vlog, yet is too lazy in editing to just move this clip to the beginning of her vlog.
JUMPCUT!! We are at what looks like the perfume counter of a department store. *Hurple hurple touch touch". Amber shows off Kristine's secret Santa present. Don't worry, the gift recipient won't find out because NO ONE watches Amber's vlogs anymore.
JUMPCUT!! Back at home in the bathroom. Talks about laundry and how her machine isn't fixed yet, so she still has to do her laundry in another unit.
Amber went to a liquor store and bought herself more BuzzBalls. So when she tells you that Methmam DOESN'T get her booze and Amber insists that she gets it herself, she means that recovering alcoholic Methmam takes Amber to the liquor store (and does probably go in to get Amber's booze).
Amber teases her audience by pretending that she's thinking about livestreaming while drinking tonight (Whenever 'tonight' is). Also, Amber's always several days behind in her vlogs, so SPOILER: she didn't livestream while drunk.
Amber went to Walmart and is now eating a rotisserie chicken for dinner... along with an entire box of StoveTop stuffing. Amber eats on camera with her hands for degenerate clicks.
2024 is going to be Amber's year!!
More laundry talk while Amber drinks a sour apple BuzzBall. She's not going to rate this, as she's had it before. Forget the detail that we've never seen it, nor has she told us her rating for it. We all know this is just filler, and to get everyone's panties in a bunch over the possibility of Ambo becomming an alcoholic.
Oh, YOU'RE wondering if she's becomming an alcoholic? I see. Let me consult my magic 8-ball for you. *Shake shake shake* .... NO ONE CARES!
JUMPCUT!! Watching the clothes spin in the machine.
JUMPCUT!! Amber's attempting to stuff herself into the fridge again.
FREEZE FRAME!!
Amber finished her second BuzzBall. Lime-something-something (I'm not rewinding to try and figure it out). She's had it before, so she's not going to rate it. Watermellon-something next!
Drinks on camera for degenerate clicks. "So good".
JUMPCUT!! Laundry update: it's done and she's putting it into the mesh bag.
JUMPCUT!! Back on the couch with BuzzBall #4: ChocoChiller. I must admit, I do wonder what her glucose levels got up to after drinking 4 alco-pop BuzzBalls.
JUMPCUT!! Poop-bun. Amber's been editing as she goes, so everything we've seen has been done by DrunkLynn, because SoberLynn doesn't want to deal with the shit of working 3 hours per week at her YouTube job.
FREEZE FRAME!!
I'm not appreciating the amount of tongue she's giving in this vlog...
FREEZE FRAME!!
Amber shows her "BuzzBall" trash in the fridge to once again point out that she drank 4 BuzzBalls. FOUR!! OMGWTFBBQ, FOUR!! Are you worried about her yet?! ASK HER HOW SHE'S DOOOOEEEEEN!...
BuzzBall #5: Strawberry... something. Drinking on camera for degenerate clicks. Amber pretends she's drunk (she's not slurring yet, just acting dumb). It's been a couple of hours, so Amber's going to eat MOAR FOOD! Digging into the bag of cold chicken with her bare hands and eating like a savage. [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Amber is on the couch, acting more drunk. This could be her acting (her blouse is high cut so I can't see if her chest is getting red), but she's slurring and her eyes are drooping in an uneven way, so I'm going to guess that the BuzzBalls are starting to affect her. Not "entire-bottle-of-apple-whiskey" drunk, but still a bit messy.
FREEZE FRAME!!
This one actually took a couple of tries to get...
Amber blabs about something unimportant, and then starts talking about more BuzzBalls and food. Let's go find a snack together! Cinnamon Toast Crunch: the meal of fatasses everywhere!
Amber goes on some stupid storytime about how Cinnamon Toast Crunch is Methmam's favourite, too (what a surprise!) Amber's shocked because like, OMG, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is BANNED IN OTHER COUNTRIES. Okay, first, the two of you are white trash junkies from the USA, and have never travelled outside of the USA, so why is it surprising that you both like a cereal sold in the USA that's not sold in other countries (that you've never lived in)? Second, cereals are pretty much only banned in places like the EU if they contain corn syrup. Some of the popular cereals have their recipes reformulated to replace HFCS with something else - just not all of them because fat fucks like you eat it by the truckload, giving the company no reason to bother trying to sell it outside of the USA.
And for anyone who cares, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is available in Mapleland. I'm not sure if the HFCS has been replaced (I don't eat this stuff), but it probably has been because stuff like Mapleland's Heinz Ketchup is made without HFCS and is different than 'Murica's Heinz Ketchup - And I'm drifting. Sorry, back to Amber.
PLACARD: next day
It's the next day, and Amber wants to pretend yesterday didn't happen. Yeah, if that were true, she'd DFE all the clips and start over... but I guess she isn't THAT WORRIED about pretending that yesterday didn't happen.
Are you worried about her yet?! ASK HER HOW SHE'S DOOOOEEEEEN!!!
Amber claims she's going to take a longer break from drinking, then remembers her birthday is coming up soon and she wants to drink on that day. It doesn't matter, as she intends to start again regardless, and will continue to play the stupid game of "how many BuzzBalls can I drink without aspirating vomit" for degenerate clicks.
Amber pretends she's going to deep clean today. It's sschtuper therapeutic. She loves it because in 2019 she was too fat to stand without her legs trembling. She took that for granted - but didn't take Becky for granted, who had to do everything for Amber and her wobbly stumps.
JUMPCUT!! Forget cleaning, it's time to pick out an outfit for a CHRISTMAS PARTY she's going to! Don't you want to know about the party? Aren't you curious? Well, she's not gonna share it, haydurz! (She's probably just crashing whatever party her mommy's going to).
Amber shows us a selection of tarps, each more hideous than the last. Want to know what she picked? Tune in next time: Same FAT time, same FAT channel!
JUMPCUT!! More talk about running out of perfume. She's correcting what she said to stick it to the haydurz who have noticed that she goes through disgusting amounts of perfume. She claims that she had the bottles for YEARS and there was only the teeniest about left. This is bullshit, as she threw most of those out when she moved to OKC. She just kept the stuff that Wipey gave her, and those Kardashian ones that were supposed to look like crystals. Nothing was more than 2 years old, and she's finished almost ALL OF IT.
This just leads into unboxing ANOTHER bottle of perfume.
Take a shower, Amber. Or at least hurple your ass through a car wash, like this fellow big-brained 145IQ individual:
PLACARD: hours and hours later
Hair talk (Amber's pretending she washed it). Amber needs to clarify to her audience that she doesn't smoke nicotine. You're over 500 lbs (over 600, let's be real), are completely inactive, eat like shit, and vape shitty gas station delta-8 vapes. You'd actually be at lower risk of severe health problems if you fixed all of that but vaped nic juice (moderate amounts, not 'all day') made from a reputable company.
Oh, and Amber's Facebook Friends with the Slatons, haydurz, so take that! And even if they HATED HER GUTS, she'd still wish them well. Amber doesn't hold grudges. Yeah, tell that to Becky.
Amber's going to take her melatonin and go to bed now. Byee!!
Amber's in the underground parking at the mall. Methmam has to get a gift for work (secret Santa), so Amber needs to tag along. Amber's using this opportunity to look for the new Billie Eilish perfume. Based on the rate at which she goes through perfume, I hope she's shopping in bulk and finds a 5gal pail.
"Hello, welcome to a new vlog". Amber acknowledges that she forgot to start the vlog, yet is too lazy in editing to just move this clip to the beginning of her vlog.
JUMPCUT!! We are at what looks like the perfume counter of a department store. *Hurple hurple touch touch". Amber shows off Kristine's secret Santa present. Don't worry, the gift recipient won't find out because NO ONE watches Amber's vlogs anymore.
JUMPCUT!! Back at home in the bathroom. Talks about laundry and how her machine isn't fixed yet, so she still has to do her laundry in another unit.
Amber went to a liquor store and bought herself more BuzzBalls. So when she tells you that Methmam DOESN'T get her booze and Amber insists that she gets it herself, she means that recovering alcoholic Methmam takes Amber to the liquor store (and does probably go in to get Amber's booze).
Amber teases her audience by pretending that she's thinking about livestreaming while drinking tonight (Whenever 'tonight' is). Also, Amber's always several days behind in her vlogs, so SPOILER: she didn't livestream while drunk.
Amber went to Walmart and is now eating a rotisserie chicken for dinner... along with an entire box of StoveTop stuffing. Amber eats on camera with her hands for degenerate clicks.
2024 is going to be Amber's year!!
More laundry talk while Amber drinks a sour apple BuzzBall. She's not going to rate this, as she's had it before. Forget the detail that we've never seen it, nor has she told us her rating for it. We all know this is just filler, and to get everyone's panties in a bunch over the possibility of Ambo becomming an alcoholic.
Oh, YOU'RE wondering if she's becomming an alcoholic? I see. Let me consult my magic 8-ball for you. *Shake shake shake* .... NO ONE CARES!
JUMPCUT!! Watching the clothes spin in the machine.
JUMPCUT!! Amber's attempting to stuff herself into the fridge again.
FREEZE FRAME!!
Amber finished her second BuzzBall. Lime-something-something (I'm not rewinding to try and figure it out). She's had it before, so she's not going to rate it. Watermellon-something next!
Drinks on camera for degenerate clicks. "So good".
JUMPCUT!! Laundry update: it's done and she's putting it into the mesh bag.
JUMPCUT!! Back on the couch with BuzzBall #4: ChocoChiller. I must admit, I do wonder what her glucose levels got up to after drinking 4 alco-pop BuzzBalls.
JUMPCUT!! Poop-bun. Amber's been editing as she goes, so everything we've seen has been done by DrunkLynn, because SoberLynn doesn't want to deal with the shit of working 3 hours per week at her YouTube job.
FREEZE FRAME!!
I'm not appreciating the amount of tongue she's giving in this vlog...
FREEZE FRAME!!
Amber shows her "BuzzBall" trash in the fridge to once again point out that she drank 4 BuzzBalls. FOUR!! OMGWTFBBQ, FOUR!! Are you worried about her yet?! ASK HER HOW SHE'S DOOOOEEEEEN!...
BuzzBall #5: Strawberry... something. Drinking on camera for degenerate clicks. Amber pretends she's drunk (she's not slurring yet, just acting dumb). It's been a couple of hours, so Amber's going to eat MOAR FOOD! Digging into the bag of cold chicken with her bare hands and eating like a savage. [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Amber is on the couch, acting more drunk. This could be her acting (her blouse is high cut so I can't see if her chest is getting red), but she's slurring and her eyes are drooping in an uneven way, so I'm going to guess that the BuzzBalls are starting to affect her. Not "entire-bottle-of-apple-whiskey" drunk, but still a bit messy.
FREEZE FRAME!!
This one actually took a couple of tries to get...
Amber blabs about something unimportant, and then starts talking about more BuzzBalls and food. Let's go find a snack together! Cinnamon Toast Crunch: the meal of fatasses everywhere!
Amber goes on some stupid storytime about how Cinnamon Toast Crunch is Methmam's favourite, too (what a surprise!) Amber's shocked because like, OMG, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is BANNED IN OTHER COUNTRIES. Okay, first, the two of you are white trash junkies from the USA, and have never travelled outside of the USA, so why is it surprising that you both like a cereal sold in the USA that's not sold in other countries (that you've never lived in)? Second, cereals are pretty much only banned in places like the EU if they contain corn syrup. Some of the popular cereals have their recipes reformulated to replace HFCS with something else - just not all of them because fat fucks like you eat it by the truckload, giving the company no reason to bother trying to sell it outside of the USA.
And for anyone who cares, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is available in Mapleland. I'm not sure if the HFCS has been replaced (I don't eat this stuff), but it probably has been because stuff like Mapleland's Heinz Ketchup is made without HFCS and is different than 'Murica's Heinz Ketchup - And I'm drifting. Sorry, back to Amber.
PLACARD: next day
It's the next day, and Amber wants to pretend yesterday didn't happen. Yeah, if that were true, she'd DFE all the clips and start over... but I guess she isn't THAT WORRIED about pretending that yesterday didn't happen.
Are you worried about her yet?! ASK HER HOW SHE'S DOOOOEEEEEN!!!
Amber claims she's going to take a longer break from drinking, then remembers her birthday is coming up soon and she wants to drink on that day. It doesn't matter, as she intends to start again regardless, and will continue to play the stupid game of "how many BuzzBalls can I drink without aspirating vomit" for degenerate clicks.
Amber pretends she's going to deep clean today. It's sschtuper therapeutic. She loves it because in 2019 she was too fat to stand without her legs trembling. She took that for granted - but didn't take Becky for granted, who had to do everything for Amber and her wobbly stumps.
JUMPCUT!! Forget cleaning, it's time to pick out an outfit for a CHRISTMAS PARTY she's going to! Don't you want to know about the party? Aren't you curious? Well, she's not gonna share it, haydurz! (She's probably just crashing whatever party her mommy's going to).
Amber shows us a selection of tarps, each more hideous than the last. Want to know what she picked? Tune in next time: Same FAT time, same FAT channel!
JUMPCUT!! More talk about running out of perfume. She's correcting what she said to stick it to the haydurz who have noticed that she goes through disgusting amounts of perfume. She claims that she had the bottles for YEARS and there was only the teeniest about left. This is bullshit, as she threw most of those out when she moved to OKC. She just kept the stuff that Wipey gave her, and those Kardashian ones that were supposed to look like crystals. Nothing was more than 2 years old, and she's finished almost ALL OF IT.
This just leads into unboxing ANOTHER bottle of perfume.
Take a shower, Amber. Or at least hurple your ass through a car wash, like this fellow big-brained 145IQ individual:
PLACARD: hours and hours later
Hair talk (Amber's pretending she washed it). Amber needs to clarify to her audience that she doesn't smoke nicotine. You're over 500 lbs (over 600, let's be real), are completely inactive, eat like shit, and vape shitty gas station delta-8 vapes. You'd actually be at lower risk of severe health problems if you fixed all of that but vaped nic juice (moderate amounts, not 'all day') made from a reputable company.
Oh, and Amber's Facebook Friends with the Slatons, haydurz, so take that! And even if they HATED HER GUTS, she'd still wish them well. Amber doesn't hold grudges. Yeah, tell that to Becky.
Amber's going to take her melatonin and go to bed now. Byee!!
TL;DR: Equal blends of NONTENT and CUNTENT. Amber putters around alone and films herself drinking 5 BuzzBalls while eating cold rotisserie chicken straight from the bag with her bare hands like a savage. When Amber's not drinking or shoving cold chicken into her pie hole with her mickey mitts, she's debunking bullshit to stick it to the haydurz, such as her perfume consumption... Oh shit I just realized: don't tell Amber there's alcohol in perfume or she may actually start DRINKING it and going through it even faster . Amber is also Facebook friends with the Slatons, so take that haydurs!
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Hello all, this is Casey and this is my AMA. I will be here for a few hours, just please no disrespectful questions or degrading ones. [1][2]
Bonus:
Casey is a girl, who fucking cares if Amber misgenders her
On the topic of Casey: Transmen are not men
Casey's pronouns?
we can't drop the Amber/Casey thing.
I wish Casey shut Amber up
Sorry if this had been asked before, but: did Amber ever give a reason why she lied about Casey raping and abusing her?
Further Thoughts on Casey