Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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How much you want to bet that the palm reader read her current life and was like “you have been through a lot” and she scrunched up her face to cry. “Why am I getting emotional like who am I?!”

It’s kind of a running joke for people to visit somewhere and say they want to move there,but amberlynn took it literally and is hopeful for it because she’s sick of being around her mom only. She wants to day drink high caloric cocktails and restaurant hop which her mom isn’t too down for.

Which made me ponder if it was a potential caretaker that visited and she was trying to show them a good time.

Idk about the palm reading.

https://craigsemporium.com/products/

That's their website. It's a gift shop owned and run by old gay men. It doesn't say anywhere on their social medias/website they do readings, only selling gifts, crystals etc. Maybe one of her cousins/drug addict family members did it to her while they were "gay clubbing and going to sooooooyyy many bars guise"
 
Idk about the palm reading.

https://craigsemporium.com/products/

That's their website. It's a gift shop owned and run by old gay men. It doesn't say anywhere on their social medias/website they do readings, only selling gifts, crystals etc. Maybe one of her cousins/drug addict family members did it to her while they were "gay clubbing and going to sooooooyyy many bars guise"

she probably bought a little booklet on palm reading while there and did it herself.
compare this:
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to this:
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i still dont think anyone was actually with her besides mommy. and if there were, how sad that any 'friends' she has wont even let her prove they exist lol
 
she probably bought a little booklet on palm reading while there and did it herself.
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i still dont think anyone was actually with her besides mommy. and if there were, how sad that any 'friends' she has wont even let her prove they exist lol

All of the clips of her drinking were at the casino. She probably had a bunch of cousins/other family members come in to town for her mums bday and that's who she was drinking with or forced her recovering drug addict mum to be with her drinking. Either way, she lied once again and will keep lying and exeggerating to make it seem she is so busy, so many friends, so loved because it irritates people and she knows it, she also knows people like me or others are gonna waste their time speculating so yeah. I tend to only focus on one fat cunt, which is Chantal but I thought i'd pop in because this latest video of hers was beyond pathetic.
 
One addiction for another. Trash doesn't fall far from its bag.
The gambling addiction arc has been simmering since Fleeeeeen bought her all those scratch cards; you know, the ones that she used the $70-odd she won them from to buy... more scratch cards.

An ALR/Bossmanjack crossover would be the stuff that dreams are made of 🌈
 
I do not understand how she felt unsafe that someone took a "pitcher" of her. Did she get some vibe they were going to attack her? The married man? She really think they going to grab her and throw her in the trunk? The fuck would the logistics be of that? Was it a team consisting of a forklift operator, tow truck with a winch and a backhoe? Oddly the thing that is killing her (fat) is also working as somewhat of a shield to protect her. Maybe she thought they were going to throw sandwiches at her which is more plausible and you could get away with that at a laundromat I suppose.

I actually was kind of digging the imaginary friends arc, I think she should stick with it. It is nice to see her getting out. Only addition I would say is, maybe get some hand puppets to talk to about Dr. Pepper or the proper dryness of chicken. But you have to do this in public, it's not quirky or cute to do it your apartment.

Complaining endlessly about getting caught in public is only going to embolden her enemies against her. I would highly prefer if she continued going out and showing us the flashing lights of the local Dave and Busters. She's ruining that for herself. The loonies will continue to get candid photos and slowly escalate the more times they get a reaction.
 
this conversation gets really serious and dark... | weigh in | 02.07.2024

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The trolling in this video was fucking pathetic- "I should eat out because cooking hamburger helper at home is worse than ordering mcdonalds", "my weight gain is due to walking and water retention"-and she needs to cut the shit with calling herself "plus sized", if plus sized was a truck she'd be a semi.
 
The trolling in this video was fucking pathetic- "I should eat out because cooking hamburger helper at home is worse than ordering mcdonalds", "my weight gain is due to walking and water retention"-and she needs to cut the shit with calling herself "plus sized", if plus sized was a truck she'd be a semi.
This is part of the yearly weight loss resolution circle. Every year, she sets a weight loss goal, then by the second month it falls apart. Then she states all the reasons in the world why it did not happened. This year it is the lymphedema, which she has so far refused to have treated. Her goal is to tell everyone that she is on a weight loss journey without losing any weight..
 
FUCK OFF NIGGER WITH YOUR FUCKING Q AND A SHIT. Jesus tap dancing Christ fucking her and DSP just lives in Q and A. I fucking agree with Altinsider they are the same person, they are so similar.

Why do people think the weigh ins are fake? Boy I don't know because you look the same or bigger, you dumb cunt.
Lose weight on your mind, no shit you are a nobody without it.
Are you worried about the deathfat idols being dead? No, but I wish you were dead because you are a waste of resources.

Garbage video and she basically lies about the title.
 
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I do not understand how she felt unsafe that someone took a "pitcher" of her. Did she get some vibe they were going to attack her? The married man? She really think they going to grab her and throw her in the trunk? The fuck would the logistics be of that? Was it a team consisting of a forklift operator, tow truck with a winch and a backhoe? Oddly the thing that is killing her (fat) is also working as somewhat of a shield to protect her. Maybe she thought they were going to throw sandwiches at her which is more plausible and you could get away with that at a laundromat I suppose.

I actually was kind of digging the imaginary friends arc, I think she should stick with it. It is nice to see her getting out. Only addition I would say is, maybe get some hand puppets to talk to about Dr. Pepper or the proper dryness of chicken. But you have to do this in public, it's not quirky or cute to do it your apartment.

Complaining endlessly about getting caught in public is only going to embolden her enemies against her. I would highly prefer if she continued going out and showing us the flashing lights of the local Dave and Busters. She's ruining that for herself. The loonies will continue to get candid photos and slowly escalate the more times they get a reaction.
Notice she only feels "threatened" when someone takes a real picture of what she looks like in the wild. She's never complained for felt threatened about the imaginary fans who she says she's taken selfies with in the past or the supposed drunk guys in the casino hitting on her or trying to get her number. Just like with everything else in Amber's life, if a person doesn't do something that paints her in the most positive light she can't handle it and tries to pull the mental hulth card.
 
I will be the first one to say the filming was weirdo poo-touching behaviour (Amber is fat?? GASP!!! We had no idea!) but the 180 from her about it from one video to the next is quite telling. First of all she didn't care, then the next video it's all "u guise have to ruhlize... I was assulted by being filmed without mah cunsent...", almost as though she's picked that idea up from elsewhere. Of course, it couldn't be here/ reddit/ YT comments/ Insta/ whatever, because obviously she never reads anything about herself because it's bad for her mental things. Raht?
 
Notice she only feels "threatened" when someone takes a real picture of what she looks like in the wild. She's never complained for felt threatened about the imaginary fans who she says she's taken selfies with in the past or the supposed drunk guys in the casino hitting on her or trying to get her number. Just like with everything else in Amber's life, if a person doesn't do something that paints her in the most positive light she can't handle it and tries to pull the mental hulth card.
Imagine if this guy was one of her fans.

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I agree with alot of the posts here that the video taken of her was excessive in terms of cow tipping (come on bro, if your going to do that film her whole massive frame out in the wild chewing on her cud). However, as probably one of the only straight guys that enjoys laughing at this train wreck, I can definitely say that this guy was not creeping on her. There was no deliberate creepshot angle for spank Bank material (I'm never using that combination of words in this thread again), it's just a guy walking by with his phone held in a naturally hanging arm position.
I thought it was just Hamber being a vapid retard the last vedio where she felt 'unsafe', but her knowing full well this is bullshit and going all in is really skeevy.
I know women I work with who have had to deal with legit sexual harassment, and no one is using the cute preteen talk she intermingles with her made up bullshit. She is demonstrating the worst type of lying behavior, trying to hijack a narrative that is not, never was, and never will be, hers. However, this is the same lard ass that lied and changed her story how many times about her father, no her father's friends, no someone else assaulting her as a teenager.
Amber, you are beyond fat, and no man would ever want to touch you...much less suffer the smell.
 
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