Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[beansoup]

she probably bought a little booklet on palm reading while there and did it herself.
compare this:
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to this:
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i still dont think anyone was actually with her besides mommy. and if there were, how sad that any 'friends' she has wont even let her prove they exist lol

Just gonna point out it was done on her right hand and she's left handed, sooo...
Edit: readings can be done on either hand, and both offer a variety of tellings, it's just an interesting observation.

 

[dfranki723]

Oddly the thing that is killing her (fat) is also working as somewhat of a shield to protect her.

Oh God, how long before she starts with the ''I'm fat because I have to protect myself, you guys have to ruhhhlize it's not my fault, it's all these men who want to assault me!''. Y'know because she's such a delicate gorl.

 

[FarmVille]

However, as probably one of the only straight guys that enjoys laughing at this train wreck

Fat fetishist spotted.

 

[heisenbuug]

pretty sure she sent these to herself but just thought it was funny she's trying to diss Jade being poly while keeping the bambi user months after they ended things.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Not sure if Amber saw the tweet where the “filming my ass” video was posted, but he captioned it “her calves are the size of my waist” or something similar. She’s choosing to go the “all men want me” route instead of the body shaming/fat phobia way. Interesting

 

[Skinless Nugget]

She is demonstrating the worst type of lying behavior, trying to hijack a narrative that is not, never was, and never will be, hers. However, this is the same lard ass that lied and changed her story how many times about her father, no her father's friends, no someone else assaulting her as a teenager.
Amber, you are beyond fat, and no man would ever want to touch you...much less suffer the smell.

This fat piece of shit has implied in the past, if a woman is assault-able, than that makes her desirable. She wants to be wanted SCHOO BAD that she'll cling onto this twisted ass narrative that she thinks in her dumb fuck head made her feel wanted. She's beyond disgusting & her stupidity is vast & limitless.

 

[Constellationzero]

Oh God, how long before she starts with the ''I'm fat because I have to protect myself, you guys have to ruhhhlize it's not my fault, it's all these men who want to assault me!''. Y'know because she's such a delicate gorl.

Work in case management. I see useless smelly landwhales like Hambutt every week. And the female lard barges have the same things in common:

1. Deathfat 3-400+ lbs.
2. They GODDAMN FUCKING STINK. Like bad genitals or Surstromming.
3. Hypersexual and low emotional IQ and low emotional maturity.
4. LAZY.
5. Creepy. Even for the average sex offender.
6. And EVERY. MAN. TOADULLY. WANTS. THEM.

 

[FarmVille]

Not sure if Amber saw the tweet where the “filming my ass” video was posted, but he captioned it “her calves are the size of my waist” or something similar. She’s choosing to go the “all men want me” route instead of the body shaming/fat phobia way. Interesting

She’s literally living rent free in the head of at least one straight man

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

This popped up in my YT feed. Honey Boo Boo is looking like a less fat Amber these days...complete with poop bun!

 

[Insulin reid]

Oh God, how long before she starts with the ''I'm fat because I have to protect myself, you guys have to ruhhhlize it's not my fault, it's all these men who want to assault me!''. Y'know because she's such a delicate gorl.

This is the most insufferable and also my theory about why shes so big. She hasnt been able to lean into it super hard because i think she says it more out loud when shes got a partner to make them jealous or to remind them that shes just so fucking drop dead gorgeous from the tits up but if she loses more weight men wont be able to stop themselves from outright assaulting her. Also to remind them shes peak gf material and they shouldnt leave her. Shes posting her fat lumps on insta and shit, nobodys taking the bait, she doesnt even have a crush or anything (if she did she wouldnt stop talking about them). Nobody is interested in her, not even men at the parties shes gone to despite what amber says so it would be kinda weird for her to be bitchless and desperate and say those kinds of things. Only time will tell though.

pretty sure she sent these to herself but just thought it was funny she's trying to diss Jade being poly while keeping the bambi user months after they ended things.

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There is no way shes talking to anyone romantically. If she was she would tell us about it just like shes done to everyone else shes been with or been around or flirting with online. Shes a total 100% (mostly depending on the views) lezbeen who hates icky guys with icky penises (like ugh gross... or maybe ) and she even made us aware that guys gave her money and talked to her. Absolutely entranced by her beauty.

This fat piece of shit has implied in the past, if a woman is assault-able, than that makes her desirable. She wants to be wanted SCHOO BAD that she'll cling onto this twisted ass narrative that she thinks in her dumb fuck head made her feel wanted. She's beyond disgusting & her stupidity is vast & limitless.

I assume the assault bullshit in her past to be true, but thats just like... my opinion man. It makes sense that a fat nothingburger like amber would use being assaulted as a sign that shes desirable (even at a young age copium is a hard drug and she will use anything to justify shit). Literally the last person to show interest in her was a fat fetishist who wanted a non bedbound partner.
I bet if someone told amber they wouldnt rape her she would take it as an insult rather than just being a normal person whos not the victim of a crime

 

[I call shenanigans]

his popped up in my YT feed. Honey Boo Boo is looking like a less fat Amber these days...complete with poop bun!

But unlike Amber, Honey Boo Boo has actually had WLS.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Amber says she felt uncomfortable and basically assaulted by the guy, but what she really meant was embarrassement because she is gigantic when not hidden behind filters.

Rain and petals eavesdrop I used the wrong word.
Did it before, will do it again.
Reality is just something I'll adjust the way it suits me.
Make my ex a rapist, make this dude a creep.
It's really not all that deep.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber says she felt uncomfortable and basically assaulted by the guy, but what she really meant was embarrassement because she is gigantic when not hidden behind filters.

It should not be a surprise to Farmers. Amber used to have Becky drive her to Walmart at midnight so that very few people would see her. Chantal is the same, going to empty places. Both of them knows they are freak of nature, and get stared a lot. This is why they like YT. All of their stories being popular and attractive were decades ago while they were in high school. Now, it is only projections.

 

[Even more 8008135]

All of their stories being popular and attractive

Amber doesn't even have that, LOL

 

[FatalTater]

Know what we haven't seen in a while?
ShowerLynn wrapping herself in a towel and pretending she bathes.
Does she still keep toothpaste and toothbrush in the shower because she brushes her teeth in there?

 

[User 167558]

pretty sure she sent these to herself but just thought it was funny she's trying to diss Jade being poly while keeping the bambi user months after they ended things.

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I find it funny and not surprisngly hypocritical because she was the one trying to convince herself and others that she's poly (right after Jade dumped her). She said "I'm in love with two people, you can love two people at once". Has fat run out of areas to be stored in her body? is it now trvaelling to her brain?

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I’m wondering if her not being able to trap a girlfriend straight after Jade, and it now being several months, will be akin to having a a huge, unexplainable gap in your CV when you are trying to apply for a job.

What I mean is, the longer she goes without a girlfriend, will it be increasingly trickier to get another one, when she is already struggling against the odds.

She always had another caretaker lined up straight away, sometimes before she even broke it off with previous girlfriends, so this dry spell might be the desert.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I’m wondering if her not being able to trap a girlfriend straight after Jade, and it now being several months, will be akin to having a a huge, unexplainable gap in your CV when you are trying to apply for a job.

What I mean is, the longer she goes without a girlfriend, will it be increasingly trickier to get another one, when she is already struggling against the odds.

She always had another caretaker lined up straight away, sometimes before she even broke it off with previous girlfriends, so this dry spell might be the desert.

One thing that I never understood is that for most people, to get into a relationship, you would date for a few weeks or months. Even if you use a dating site, after the initial conversation, you want to meet the person to see if you were compatible. But with Amber, there is no dating phase, certainly there were none with Jade and Becky. I wonder if she should advertise that she wants a “living companion” instead of a girlfriend. At least it would make sense.

 

[FarmVille]

I have a friend who is normal and attractive but cannot function unless she’s in a relationship and she does the same shit. Cannot function unless she has a boyfriend and will do nothing but focus on getting a boyfriend until she finds someone to immediately pair with.

She is married now and her husband is so, so beneath her. The only woman worse than Amber is Becky and they already broke up so she’s screwed unless switching to men.

 

[Constellationzero]

It should not be a surprise to Farmers. Amber used to have Becky drive her to Walmart at midnight so that very few people would see her. Chantal is the same, going to empty places. Both of them knows they are freak of nature, and get stared a lot. This is why they like YT. All of their stories being popular and attractive were decades ago while they were in high school. Now, it is only projections.

Hiding behind severe filter abuse and lying avatars. They depend on their parasocial house of cards.