Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[NotViolet]

I’m confused about why she criticizes her mom smoking when she’s admitted to vaping either nicotine or delta 8 on a daily basis before lol

Yes smoking is bad, but should a 550+ pound gorlypop be using any sort of smoking device when she’s already soooo concerned about her health? As far as I’m concerned the amount of junk she shoves down her gullet makes up for her not smoking regular cigarettes.

Fun fact, when people quit smoking, they often gain weight, so she'll never stop

 

[FatalTater]

Amber's mom was being sassy! Amber asks if she knows how to use the Ozempic injections and she's like, "Yes obviously" and then asking if Amber needed a band-aid and a sticker afterward made me lol.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Amber does not want to lose weight.
Normal weight would take away the one special thing she has, being bigger than any circus fat lady there ever was.
Amber wants to look like she's trying to lose weight, to impress any new people and maybe to hook a new "girlfriend."
If eating food makes her feel sick, she'll happily drink her calories.
Anything to stay huge.

Being a big, fat, disgusting immobile pig also absolves her of A LOT of responsibilities as well. She doesn't want to actually DO things in life, either. Well, besides eat.

& I think Lard Lass was getting pissy about mom smoking because she had to walk an extra few feet across the lot instead of getting picked up in front of the store like the lazy fat worthless piece of shit she is. Because she sucks on that unregulated, man made fake ass weed, but that's ok.

 

[-Jack-]

Regarding Hamber's repeated jabs towards her mom's smoking, i'm guessing it's retaliation for Kristine criticizing her eating habits. Kristine has done it in the past after seeing the hilarious portions of white rice her daughter can inhale and it seems like Hamber makes a point to mention it before or after going out to eat. I can definitely see fatass getting pissy at the suggestion to eat at home or pick a healthier option and deflecting it onto her mom instead while publicly shaming her.

"I'm only human! I'm not perfect! It's an addiction and I NEED to eat fewd to survive. Plus, i'm doing the damn thing and on ozempic. Why can you SMOKE but I can't eat??"

Also I'm so obsessed with these huge and hideous sunglasses. I hope she never lets them go. They have a very similar effect on her personality as the press on nails and i'm praying for a crossover.

She alway's been like this, a massive passive-aggresive child lol. You can see her mum ordering like small sides, relatively healthy ones like the fruit cup, grilled nuggets. It was all Ambers idea to go to these places and Ambers carer has to abide. I really do wonder how long she will last on Ozempiz this time, are the mods still active because the poll should probably change lol.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She'd almost be better off walking barefoot than in those cheap Wommart flats. There has to be some kind of shoe with better structure that she could fit on those weird feet.

If she can't buy it from Wommart, Target, or Amazawn, it doesn't exist. She could absolutely afford to buy shoes to accommodate her dainty trotters, but that would a) involve actually looking for them, and b) she might have to eat (ha) into her groshrees or cheap ordament budget to do so.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

only "those" fatties wear ugly bariatric shoes just like she thinks she's better than everyone on my 600lb life. sex kitten tiktok baddie amber is different from them (somehow)

 

[Goatchoker]

only "those" fatties wear ugly bariatric shoes just like she thinks she's better than everyone on my 600lb life. sex kitten tiktok baddie amber is different from them (somehow)

I want SO MUCH for fat Albert to have Velcro bariatric shoes.
That would be fucking great.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

*** VLOG ALERT!! ***

YouTube:

Archive

Basically, Amber's butthurt that people aren't interested in participating in the bullshit pity-party which is her current health drama. Amber tries to retcon her whole post-hysterectomy timeline, now saying that she has been getting regular scans and checkups since 2020... Though she doesn't explain how she magically fit in the machines back then, yet can't fit now despite being the same weight. She also doesn't explain how she went 2 years taking "the wrong medicine" if she was following up regularily with her oncologist. Amber hints that this may be time for another YouTube break because it's hurting her fee-feez. Oh yeah, a bit of crying about tornado warnings, too.

Also, complete timeline fuckery. Last video Amber said they weighed her and she was too heavy. She said that the people would be contacting her doctor about it on MONDAY (meaning that scene happened on a Friday, so at least May 17th or earlier). The "next day", Amber claims to not have weighed herself in a while and to have no idea what her weight was (despite supposedly getting on the scale the day before). The tornado warning was from several days ago (I think - someone mentioned it a few pages back), but Amber's bitching about people being "cruel" to her on instagram must be within this week. I think she's been jumbling clips and we've been getting an out of order mix of old and new for a while now.

EDITED TO ADD: Oh yeah, I forgot: ceiling-shot weigh-in of 495.something - not that it matters. This is all just regular day to day weight variation for a 500 pounder.

 

[marjoram]

Uh Oh! Tornado warnings popping off all over Tx and Ok tonight. Is FatAl squeezed under the bed with a half gallon of ice cream and 72 Buzzballs?

How strong would a tornado have to be to pick up Amber and swing her around like the cows in Twister? I say an F4.


Ps. All southern Kiwis stay safe, watch out for flying lolcows

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Did you imply at the end that Methmomma would potential relapse at the sight of an Ozempic needle? You know what they look like right?

I am not saying Amber will not be the cause of her mother's relapse but shit dude you don't DICK about IV drugs. This ain't bragging neither; it's just like common sense.

How will poking Amber fat rolls for five seconds once a week with a needle the size of a human's hair gonna cause her to relapse? I think Kristine has been around diabetics and has seen what they use. You ain't hitting veins with that shit.

I would be surprised if Kristine were an IV meth user. She strikes me as a smoker.

My issue is that MedSpa seems not to have done much diligence in prescribing Sumaglutide to Amber, except a minimal safety assessment. She already has been on the drug previously and had to stop for unknown reason. She will likely do it again for the same reason. Again, she is looking for a miracle treatment.

Oh boy, begin the countdown to Amber's infection with one of the particularly nasty Mycobacterium species. Any "med spa" that would prescribe her anything is highly suspect.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i think she's been expecting the level of sympathy she got from the cancer era and is big mad no one gives a shit. i'm really not sure what she's been trying to do with these recent vlogs where she's crying about bloody cancerous piss and CT scans in between the shittiest food tour of OKC that would make bourdain kill himself all over again if he could see it.

we've also heard nothing about valentine for a while. pretty weird not to mention how supportive the love of your life has been and how grateful you are to have them while going through a health scare.

I would be surprised if Kristine were an IV meth user. She strikes me as a smoker.

kristine was initially apprehensive about being in the vlogs because she has no teeth, so i'm guessing she smoked enough meth to look like one of those "not even once" ads.

 

[-Jack-]

we've also heard nothing about valentine for a while. pretty weird not to mention how supportive the love of your life has been and how grateful you are to have them while going through a health scare.

Valentine was most likely some dyke she met on Fortnite or something, or like normal Amber love bombed her and whomever that girl was dipped the fuck out of there. It's funny how Big Al acts like she's miss independent, no woman needed- but as soon as anyone would pay interest (who drives ofc) she'll snap them up and move in with them or vice versa.

 

[Xenomorph]

ROFLMAO SMOKING WEED AND TAKING OZEMPIC LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A WINNING COMBO YOU FAT RETARD

 

[Even more 8008135]

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Amberlynn is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[lostinwoods]

Don't be fooled by a deathfat! I can promise you she's binging her ass off right now. McDonalds, BK, Culvers, you name it she's eating it. Homegurl is a hardcore addict and best of all...she gets paid for it.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Things are going to get problematic when the segmaglutide kicks in and she has to spend time with mama without multiple food stops. Leaving the house to go play bingo without 2 restaurant visits? I can’t wait for a “truth about the med spa” video in 3 weeks where she makes up a stupid ass reason to stop.

 

[FatalTater]

Things are going to get problematic when the segmaglutide kicks in and she has to spend time with mama without multiple food stops. Leaving the house to go play bingo without 2 restaurant visits? I can’t wait for a “truth about the med spa” video in 3 weeks where she makes up a stupid ass reason to stop.

She'll just force herself to eat through the medication, like she did years ago with some pizza while she was taking... hell I don't remember. Some appetite suppressant or other... Do apples taste like candy to her yet, I wonder?

Why does anyone watch this idiot? She does nothing.

 

[Cataloons]

She'll just force herself to eat through the medication, like she did years ago with some pizza while she was taking... hell I don't remember. Some appetite suppressant or other...

Phentermine.

 

[NotViolet]

Less and less people watch her, she is more boring than ever, even her baiting her healthscare in the title did nothing for views, i think that must be it, the sunset