Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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NotViolet said:
Didn't she a while back made a video where she compared her weightloss channel with 'quitting smoking channel', and inserted a long ass clip of cardiologists saying how horrible smoking is?
All while both vaping and smoking?
Never change, booboo
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Don't forget about the 10 videos she made during wipey era telling us she'd never be with a smoker (said that in the Becky era as well), that the cigarettes seen in multiple vidoes were her friends because she totally has a super secret life, and when Wipey was caught on film smoking while walking Twinkie she never mentioned that just how violating it was that someone filmed her. She has been a smug cunt for years because at least she doesn't smoke cigarettes.

If she wasn't such a pussy who is always worried about getting a video demonetized she'd man up and just go live with her apple whiskey and smoke her cigarettes all red-faced and crying about all the things she has fucked up in her life. Come on, Amber! Don't be a coward! Do it!
 
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I don't know what to think about that. I mean, she SAID she's been "smoking for years", but I just get the vibe that this is her trying everything to get engagement in her videos. Just like the Trader Joe's haul and the one dozen portions of salami. I wouldn't be surprised if she comes back in the next video accusing us of misunderstanding her, and what she MEANT was that she smoked WEED a couple of times over the last several years.

Then again, this could just be another example of Amber's narc "trickle truth". You know, where her audience only needs to know once, 1) they've already caught her in a lie and know, or 2) when Amber needs to disclose it to drive channel engagement. In that surreal image of her sitting at the kitchen table at GrammaLynn's house, there was a yellow vape beside her. Someone in the comments section of a reaction channel (I think The Ankle, but not sure), said it looked just like a Lost Mary vape - which are nicotine only. And I could definitely see Amber as being the type to develop a nicotine addiction through puffing on candy-flavoured nicotine vapes. Or worse, smoking cigarettes as another way to skinwalk her current gorlfriend (Kristine). You know, just like how she suddenly developed 'frizzy curly' hair during the Jade era and had to start using Jade's anti-frizz products.

Bitch realizes that it's caught in the frame...
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The shape and colour match. Even the charging port on the side as it's a "rechargeable" disposable:
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Years and years of ads warning parents not to smoke around their spawn-both for the dangers of second hand smoke and the fact that kids copy what their parents do. Don’t think anyone was worried about 33 YEAR OLD children though....

The “pit-cher” above needs to have FatAl wearing one of those green visor hats old time bookies wore with a cigar butt sticking out of the corner of her mouth.

I’m just in awe of what a complete moron Al is lately....she’s always been stupid and willfully ignorant but lately it’s been....what? Forcefully idiotic? Aggressively retarded? I dunno, but it’s bad, very very bad.
 
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marjoram said:
Years and years of ads warning parents not to smoke around their spawn-both for the dangers of second hand smoke and the fact that kids copy what their parents do. Don’t think anyone was worried about 33 YEAR OLD children though....

The “pit-cher” above needs to have FatAl wearing one of those green visor hats old time bookies wore with a cigar butt sticking out of the corner of her mouth.

I’m just in awe of what a complete moron Al is lately....she’s always been stupid and willfully ignorant but lately it’s been....what? Forcefully idiotic? Aggressively retarded? I dunno, but it’s bad, very very bad.
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Just checking - so Amber already had cancer, she is over 400 pounds AND she smokes? Does she have some type of death wish ??? And I wonder how much she really drinks and if she is sneaking in some harder drugs too....: She needs to pick a lane. If she is already going to stay a death weight chill with the other vices....
 
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QueenCeeSmoo said:
Just checking - so Amber already had cancer, she is over 400 pounds AND she smokes? Does she have some type of death wish ??? And I wonder how much she really drinks and if she is sneaking in some harder drugs too....: She needs to pick a lane. If she is already going to stay a death weight chill with the other vices....
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Being a 600 pound lard ass is a death wish, everything else is just noise. She has been slowly committing suicide for 20 years.
 
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QueenCeeSmoo said:
Just checking - so Amber already had cancer, she is over 400 pounds AND she smokes? Does she have some type of death wish ??? And I wonder how much she really drinks and if she is sneaking in some harder drugs too....: She needs to pick a lane. If she is already going to stay a death weight chill with the other vices....
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I’ve been saying for awhile now that Amber is still drinking daily and alone. Moving to okc, burning all her bridges and being single for close to a year has majorly fucked her mind and ego up even more. She reminds me of those stay at home moms that become secret functioning alcoholics with Wine but try to act super perfect and show how amazing their life is. Also mommy doesn’t come and get her everyday so there are days where Amber is just alone all day long at her apartment, so I think this bitch is blowing vape clouds and cracking some kind of premade cocktail all day.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
As someone who stopped using weed for awhile now, I am fully in support of Amberlynn taking LSD as a means of stopping all weed and alcohol use. It really does work.

Also, she needs to livestream her LSD use for my personal amusement.
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HEY YOU GUISE I'M LIKE HAVING A TRIPEEEEEEEEN MOLMENT RIGHT NOW
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
What really strikes me is how much and poorly MammaLynn has aged.
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We're talking about a junkie who managed to somehow remain obese, right? I think it's safe to assume that sunscreen and wellness habit-stacks never made an appearance on her list of priorities. Honestly, it's just really fucking bizarre that any of these chicks are even alive; nevermind youthful in appearance.
 
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Kristine deserves to deal with Amberlynn forever. Look what she did to her.

It's always weird to me how people victimize Kristine. She let her little girl turn into this, rather than being the better woman. In terms of Dante's Inferno situation type punishment deals, it is far less than what she deserves. Imagine choosing drugs while your little girl mutilates herself with food.

I'm a little mad on the internet about it.
 
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