Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Someone needs to explain to Amber that this wasn’t a relationship. She’s over here crying like a 16-year-old who claims to have met her soulmate on Facebook and we just wouldn’t understand that kind of deep meaningful connection. Gorl, you’re 33. I don’t think there are very many desperate lesbians out there who want to put up with a 500+ pound waste of space who has to live in an apartment made for the disabled.
 
I don’t think there are very many desperate lesbians out there who want to put up with a 500+ pound waste of space who has to live in an apartment made for the disabled.
This week it will be a year since Jade dumped her ass and she still hasn't found a new one yet. She always finds a slave right away, the fact that she can't anymore is hilarious.
 
This week it will be a year since Jade dumped her ass and she still hasn't found a new one yet. She always finds a slave right away, the fact that she can't anymore is hilarious.
Been waiting for the day that she became too old for the young lesbians to give a shit, and the 35+ lesbians to find her childish/not worth the risk. It’s hitting now and it’s hilarious. She’s hit the wall and her decade’s worth of self-uploaded humiliation porn is definitely not doing her any favors.

Her reputation is absolutely fucked and her income isn’t seductive enough to lure a young idiot anymore.
 
Someone needs to explain to Amber that this wasn’t a relationship. She’s over here crying like a 16-year-old who claims to have met her soulmate on Facebook and we just wouldn’t understand that kind of deep meaningful connection. Gorl, you’re 33. I don’t think there are very many desperate lesbians out there who want to put up with a 500+ pound waste of space who has to live in an apartment made for the disabled.
Hey! She has a girlfriend! She just lives in Canada and is a supermodel...you wouldn't know her she doesn't go to our school!
 
I doubt her mom wants to be in these vlogs. Mom for sure has seen the youtube videos and comments. Amber is too much to deal with, mom will eventually cave and ghost Amber. Amber pays her mom - as in - she pays for the gas, food, TJ maxx - all that shit. Mom is there because money. Imagine if that stops what happens then...
 
I doubt her mom wants to be in these vlogs. Mom for sure has seen the youtube videos and comments. Amber is too much to deal with, mom will eventually cave and ghost Amber. Amber pays her mom - as in - she pays for the gas, food, TJ maxx - all that shit. Mom is there because money. Imagine if that stops what happens then...

Ambers mum seems genuinely nice (past is the past) but her mum has picked herself back up, gotten sober, job, turned her entire life around and what has Amber done? Just eat, eat, lie, manipulate, lie. I think her mum feels sorry for her and most likely holds a tremendous amount of guilty over how she (didn't) raised her, and I know Amber knows this and takes advantage of it.

Amber isn't the type of person to confront her childhood problems with her mum, she most likely hasn't even acknowledged it and brushes it off whenever her mum maybe wants to talk about it. We've all seen when Amber gets asked/faces reality she crumbles and acts "delulu".
 
Her layyyygs are probably crying out for help in those worn out pants in the heat though…I can only imagine the pain (and the smell) she must experience on a daily because of it
Nevar forget that when she went to the emergency room after leaving a bloodbath in Eric&Ricky's bathroom, giving birth to 2lb clots in those holey black pants, she took them home and continued to wear them instead of throwing them in the trashcan at the hospital.
 
She’s been ramping up the tik toks since her girlfriend she texted for 6 months dropped off. People are lapping it up including comments about how talented and pretty she is!!


Edit:besides the obvious of her fatness, there is nothing remotely sexy about this human. She can glam up and act as seductive as she wants, she will always exude virgin blob
 

here is what REALLY happened, getting my first mammogram, & chicken chip taste test | vlog​

apparently a nurse told her she was pretty after fondling her sad tits

edit: the 'thing she couldnt talk about' was that a teledoc health company was going to sponsor her, but she turned them down bc of youtube terms. im betting they actually dropped her.

also says shes been offered tons of sponsorships over the years and just never taken them, which is bullshit lol
 
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here is what REALLY happened, getting my first mammogram, & chicken chip taste test | vlog​

apparently a nurse told her she was pretty after fondling her sad tits
There is absolutely no way a mammography technologist would compliment a patient during a procedure like this. It is totally unprofessional and might lead to harassment. This never happened.

I questioned why she had a mammogram. She is too young for a screening mammogram. Young women having mammograms are due to a family history of breast cancer, due to BRCA1 or BRCA2, or found a suspicious growth during breast examinations.

edit: the 'thing she couldnt talk about' was that a teledoc health company was going to sponsor her, but she turned them down bc of youtube terms. im betting they actually dropped her.
Sponsor her for what? Her only claim to fame is that she is 500 pounds. Perhaps to show the effect of semaglutide, but they would not care of her YT career.

also says shes been offered tons of sponsorships over the years and just never taken them, which is bullshit lol
She might have have got a few offers but was too lazy to act upen them.
 
edit: the 'thing she couldnt talk about' was that a teledoc health company was going to sponsor her, but she turned them down bc of youtube terms. im betting they actually dropped her.
Oh goody, exactly what we need, more assholes on YouTube shilling sketchy medical care. That’s gone so well so far.

I questioned why she had a mammogram. She is too young for a screening mammogram. Young women having mammograms are due to a family history of breast cancer, due to BRCA1 or BRCA2, or found a suspicious growth during breast examinations.
I did too, so I took a peak at Bottle’s video, and Amber said her left breast was bigger than her right and with her history of cancer they went ahead and scheduled the mammogram. Thank god they didn’t find anything or we’d have to hear her crying for months over benign fatty tissue.
 
apparently a nurse told her she was pretty after fondling her sad tits
This absolutely didn't happen, as mentioned by @Turd Fergusson. But in the extremely minimal chance it did, I'll never understand how she doesn't see it's clearly out of pity (and borderline patronizing / condescending).

You know when a sweet old lady is in line with you at the grocery store, you might call her a heartbreaker? Or when a little kid is struggling to do the monkey bars, you might say to his parents, "look out, we've got an Olympian here!" It's part of human nature to go above and beyond to compliment someone in a lighthearted way.

Amber is so full of herself she never sees this. Like when the men comment about her grocery cart at walmart. I'd feel sorry for her obliviousness, if it wasn't clearly from her own narcissism.

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I see and understand the specific examples you gave, but the (MASSIVE) difference with these is that you didn't require them to first undress in front of you,
I agree with you. I guess I was envisioning a situation where Amber was waxing poetic about how ugly and gross she was to whatever poor tech was unfortunate enough to be assigned to her on that day. And maybe the tech said something like, "no you have really pretty hair! I wish my hair was a long as yours!" or something like that. Either way, I agree I don't think it happened at all to begin with.
 
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Hey! She has a girlfriend! She just lives in Canada and is a supermodel...you wouldn't know her she doesn't go to our school!

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There is absolutely no way a mammography technologist would compliment a patient during a procedure like this. It is totally unprofessional and might lead to harassment. This never happened.
She just broke up with the online "girlfriend" so she's trying to make her jealous with this OBVIOUSLY painfully embarrassingly made up story. "She was totally a pretty young girl who touched my BOOOBS and then risked her job to hit on me and tell me I am so hot and beautiful! And then she gave me $100!" This is a testament to her complete lack of self awareness and immaturity.
 
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