Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Oniichan's Big Toe said:
Sharon Osborn has admitted to taking it and says that she regrets it. She said she weighs less than 100 pounds now is having a hard time putting any weight back on.

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But she’s also had a ton of plastic surgery, so her face was fucked either way.


Also, the only reason Amber thinks she’s pretty is because her face is fat. If she maintained a reasonable weight all her life, she’d be pretty plain looking.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Why does she think frizzy unbrushed hair is cute? Also, her doing her Moms hair like her's...this is getting weird, real weird.
How the fuck does her Mother have the time to hang out with fatso all day shopeen and gambleen and eateeen?
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It reminds me of the vlog where Amber was talking about how her mom forgot her clothes to spend the night and tried to get her to wear a white and black polka dot dress while amber was wearing a black and red one. I swore at the time fat Al was trying to play matching twins with her mom but her mom wasn't having any of that shit and chose a different shirt.

She even said next time she definitely won't forget her clothes.
 
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Right at the beginning, when she decided to go on semaglutide she mentioned that as the dose increases so does the price, and I think that's why she was going to hold for 5 weeks.
Maybe she was offered some kind of a deal by either a television show or something else to sponsor her treatment in exchange of documenting it, but she would have to wait a few weeks until she could get her shots, she freaked out, realized she would fuck everything up on a lower dose and waited maybe for her paycheck to pay for a higher dose herself.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Why does she think frizzy unbrushed hair is cute? Also, her doing her Moms hair like her's...this is getting weird, real weird.
How the fuck does her Mother have the time to hang out with fatso all day shopeen and gambleen and eateeen?
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Because her hair is brittle, thin and damaged so by having it frizzy and messy distracts from that, or.. at least she thinks so.
 
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Amber is a lying liar who lies.
Why is she trying to Single White Female her mom, who was such a bad parent that not only did the state notice, they actually got involved?
Desperate much?

If you haven't watched any Sabine Davis in a while, do so. She's the no-nonsense German maternal figure everyone needs in their life.

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Point and Laugh said:
Is “Ozempic face” just because people have lost weight? Or is it because of rapid weight loss? I’ve seen that used with some celebrities and I don’t even see the supposed sagging. Also, comparing promotional pics to candid shots isn’t a great comparison. I don’t doubt it can happen but it’s not like quick weight loss is a new thing.
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its just rapid weight loss.
 
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Maybe it’s because I’ve watched Amber for so long, but it drives me nuts when she goes “a lot of people don’t know this” and tells a well known fact about herself that she’s repeated weekly. We know you have 3 brothers,we know you were in foster care and went back for a trial and we know you had snakebites.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
Maybe it’s because I’ve watched Amber for so long, but it drives me nuts when she goes “a lot of people don’t know this” and tells a well known fact about herself that she’s repeated weekly. We know you have 3 brothers,we know you were in foster care and went back for a trial and we know you had snakebites.
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"rAnDoM fAcT aBoUt mE"
Literally no one gives a fuck, fat fuck.
 
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When she held up the medical report about her blood sugar levels, my first thought was that it was her mother's medical report, not Amber's. My second thought was "well, of course your blood sugar levels have gone down; you're taking a diabetes medication." Which is, IMO, a perfectly normal reaction to someone who is almost completely full of shit all of the time, and not an example of Amberlynn Derangement Syndrome.

Other thoughts: I don't care what she's saying about how much weight she has supposedly lost; she is wearing all the fattisima maxima dresses she owns and somehow never donated to Goodwill. (Except for the literal maxi dresses she bought when she was still with Jade and too poor to shop at Torrid. She probably donated them. And I'm sure Goodwill was thrilled with them, what with their original retail price of $14.99--they would probably sell for $1.00 each. Remember the snake pattern one? Good times. She looked like a python who had swallowed a gorilla.)

Finally, I'm too lazy to reupload that photograph we've been discussing, but IMO Amber has the kind of horizontal lines on her forehead that only diehard sun worshippers have at the age of 33. Also, she seems to have a fat lump right below the lines. My acquaintances who have had Botox injections in their elevenses often have a preternaturally smooth area in the middle of their foreheads, and then a massive outbreak of wrinkles higher up. In anyone else, I would have guessed Botox. In Amber's case, I think it's filters and pounds and pounds of fat.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Why does she think frizzy unbrushed hair is cute? Also, her doing her Moms hair like her's...this is getting weird, real weird.
How the fuck does her Mother have the time to hang out with fatso all day shopeen and gambleen and eateeen?
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In the vlog when Amber bought the Starbucks tumbler, Amber said something about her mother having to go into work later or something like that. I think Amber may have gone beyond just hanging out with Kristine on the weekends, and is also bothering her for things on weeknights before/after work for short trips, which Amber's trying to make seem like all day outings.
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...If you haven't watched any Sabine Davis in a while, do so. She's the no-nonsense German maternal figure everyone needs in their life.

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She also has another channel called "Voice in the Chaos". It's her main and has no Amber content (so it isn't relevant to this thread), but fans of hers may like it.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjL9tPrGlZZsMwG9yQ0zVLA (@voiceinthechaos)

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Other thoughts: I don't care what she's saying about how much weight she has supposedly lost; she is wearing all the fattisima maxima dresses she owns and somehow never donated to Goodwill....
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This is why I don't care:
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This is a screenshot from a video clip filmed by someone else (so unlikely for there to be much filter use) at the WLS clinic in Kentucky back in Spring 2023, when Amber was found to be in the 525-530lb range using their scales. And despite supposedly weighing about 60lbs less right now, she looks far larger than this whenever she films herself in a way where her filters can't pick up her face (like when she had the bubble gun).

Oh yeah, and in her last video, she flat out told her audience that her decision to stay at the 0.25 dose or go up to the 0.5 dose was based upon what she felt was best FOR HER CHANNEL. There is nothing to this "new weight loss series" other than duping new potential subscribers. And it won't accidentally help her either, as she's still trying to indulge as much as the medication will let her instead of getting therapy or doing anything to moderate her eating herself. As soon as she builds up tolerance to the side effects or stops the medication, the weight will pile back on faster than iron filings cling to a magnet.
 
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Xenomorph said:
FUCKING KEK THIS OZEMPIC FACE SHIT IS MAKING THE ROUNDS

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Yeah I started hearing about it about a year ago when some celebrity (maybe Rebel Wilson?) started telling people not to use Ozempic for weight loss. You know, after she already lost a fuck load of weight without making even the tiniest dent in her bank account because she’s rich and a hypocrite.

Everybody has already talked about the rapid weight loss causing sagging skin so I deleted that part of my comment because I didn’t read back. One thing Ozempic alone definitely does cause is massive hair loss, though. And it has nothing to do with lack of protein like Amber thinks it does. Obviously, a lack of protein doesn’t help, but hair loss is a side effect of the drug in a pretty significant percentage of people. I’ve seen videos of women who had huge bald spots or they were holding clumps of hair the size of a guinea pig after a shower.

Amber is very comfy in the delusion that she has beautiful hair like the mane of a Pegasus, so she’s in for a wake up call when it starts to fall out lol. The hair loss side effect usually kicks in between months 3 and 6 from what I have read. She’s getting to the threshold. If she doesn’t quit before then, that will be what breaks her.
 
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peach tea said:
Yeah I started hearing about it about a year ago when some celebrity (maybe Rebel Wilson?) started telling people not to use Ozempic for weight loss. You know, after she already lost a fuck load of weight without making even the tiniest dent in her bank account because she’s rich and a hypocrite.

Everybody has already talked about the rapid weight loss causing sagging skin so I deleted that part of my comment because I didn’t read back. One thing Ozempic alone definitely does cause is massive hair loss, though. And it has nothing to do with lack of protein like Amber thinks it does. Obviously, a lack of protein doesn’t help, but hair loss is a side effect of the drug in a pretty significant percentage of people. I’ve seen videos of women who had huge bald spots or they were holding clumps of hair the size of a guinea pig after a shower.

Amber is very comfy in the delusion that she has beautiful hair like the mane of a Pegasus, so she’s in for a wake up call when it starts to fall out lol. The hair loss side effect usually kicks in between months 3 and 6 from what I have read. She’s getting to the threshold. If she doesn’t quit before then, that will be what breaks her.
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Xenomorph said:
FUCKING KEK THIS OZEMPIC FACE SHIT IS MAKING THE ROUNDS

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I wish they stop trying to scare people with the whole ozempic face bullshit. The folks that get that the most are the ones who have lost their minds and are trying to get tooooo skinny. I'd lov to show y'all my face and my lack of "ozempic" face after losing a ton of weight. You just got to know when to stop.
 
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