Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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What was even the point of buying those plastic round spinning bins for seasonings when all you're going to do is throw your seasonings in with snacks and random shit crammed into a cabinet?
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She's looking at the stuff in that cupboard like she's never seen any of it before. Maybe she put the garlic powder/garlic salt/ onion powder/ black pepper/ tapatio somewhere else.
 
she spent days organizing the pantry in her last apartment and putting everything into matching food jars and containers for the ~aesthetic~ but now her cabinets look like that and she can't even fold down the top of the cereal box after she uses it? oooook
I can 100% see her making this about her depreshun and mentuls and the fact she doesn't have her "support system" (wipey) anymore. Why bother pretending to be an aesthetic clean girl modern probiotic girlypop girlboss millennial queen if the only person who's ever around is your mom? She would most definitely be on top of her game if she had a new caretaker with her (to uphold this image of a woman in her 30's that takes care of her dwelling), but she doesn't. There's no reason to put in the effort.
On that note; I'm so pissed off with the whole taking an item out of its original packaging and putting it into a new one bullshit. It's not cute, it's not efficient, you're just creating more waste for no goddamn reason. TikTok/social media fad consumerism needs to die!
 
she spent days organizing the pantry in her last apartment and putting everything into matching food jars and containers for the ~aesthetic~ but now her cabinets look like that and she can't even fold down the top of the cereal box after she uses it? oooook

When this dumb bitch was with The Hand, she thought she was way better than she is. Don't you remember the attitude she had & all the fucking lectures she'd give?

@Sarah Connor My gma used to do that shit of unpacking new goods just to put it in new containers. IT COMES IN A CONTAINER. I had to break her of that habit with my shit, she still does it with hers. She doesn't have the internet or know of the morons online who do it, I think it's a control thing with her.
 
Are we supposed to believe that she goes on a very effective diabetes medication, and her blood glucose levels INCREASE. Pull the other one Amber, you’ve been at minimum pre-diabetic for years.
Yup. YEARS of refusing to show her A1C results while Insu-Lynn insisted they were normal. (Just ignore that instragram story from sometime around 2020/12/21-2020/12/23 when she said her A1C was elevated - and then denied it in the next vlog, insisting that we must be confusing her for Foodie.) And now after a month of a drug whose main purpose is to lower A1C (the appetite-suppressing effect just being a symptom from the drug), she VOLUNTEERS to show us her 'normal' A1C levels. When she finally ends this bullshit arc, we'll never see her A1C levels again. Try harder, Ambo. NO ONE CARES.

Greyed out her hair now she looks like someone’s obese grandma
She and Methma could be sis-sers!

Trying to be quirky and childish after 30 is a losing game for 99.99% of those who try it. It'll be interesting to see if she absorbs an actual adult's personality next or if she keeps on with the coloring books, scratch art, etc.
The scary thing is that she's been hanging around and trying to absorb the personality of Methma for, what, 10 months or so, and Amber's STILL acting like a toddler. Frighting to imagine how exceptional Kristine must be.

...She would most definitely be on top of her game if she had a new caretaker with her (to uphold this image of a woman in her 30's that takes care of her dwelling), but she doesn't. There's no reason to put in the effort.
I don't think she's ever on her game in this regard. Every previous era that she's filmed, *THIS* is how she lived. Even at the beginning of the Jade era when Amber was pretending that there was no more cycle and she wasn't a trainwreck anymore, this is what lurked inside every cabinet and drawer. Amber just pretends to care about cleaning or organizing for video content. The day after it's organized, she's already trashed it again.
 
She's looking at the stuff in that cupboard like she's never seen any of it before. Maybe she put the garlic powder/garlic salt/ onion powder/ black pepper/ tapatio somewhere else.
I think the green seasoning container is the garlic salt.

I'm guessing she was too lazy to put it with the other seasonings as she was closest to that cabinet when "cleaning up" . You can see the black pepper there as well.
 
I’m not exactly MATI but close at what a useless sack of shit she is. Imagine living alone, no job, no responsibilities, no car or ability to walk more than 10 steps outside your apartment, and you can’t even keep a cabinet organized.
Bitch is already setting up to quit Ozempic lmao
I didn’t really think this would last long, but this lasted an amazingly short amount of time. She’ll be back over 540 elbees within weeks of giving up.

Odds on the next “new” WL strategy? Or will she declare she’s “not a weight loss channel and never has been” again?
 
I thought that Amber mentioned her mom having her own place as well and assumed it was wherever this video was filmed. It just looks like the type of basic white trash dwelling I could imagine her living in, complete with a blanket/tapestry curtain and dreamcatcher lol

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I was also under the assumption that Kristine lived with her boyfriend since her Facebook actually says they’re engaged? I can’t imagine wanting to be separated from your partner just so you can be at the beck and call of your adult obese toddler daughter 24/7

i think that's the grandma's place. but anways i feel like mamalynn is the type fo religious where it's forbidden to live with a partner until youre married (because its way better to see if youre compatible living together until AFTER getting legally married, right? :lunacy:) besides i imagine both kristine & the "fiance" (lol) each have their own free govt apts anyways atm so they wouldnt save money living together or anything
 
no offense but this reeks of bullshit
Ozempic face is definitely a thing. People take it and lose a substantial amount of weight quickly (which would include losing the fat in their faces), and it causes you to look gaunt and almost sickly.
A quick google search shows some different celebrities who took it and came out looking like shit lol

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Has Hambonie lost enough weight to look like that yet? Absolutely not lmao but imo her face slimming some is making her look older than she already did. And the only way she’s accomplishing any weight loss is through Ozempic.
 
Is “Ozempic face” just because people have lost weight? Or is it because of rapid weight loss? I’ve seen that used with some celebrities and I don’t even see the supposed sagging. Also, comparing promotional pics to candid shots isn’t a great comparison. I don’t doubt it can happen but it’s not like quick weight loss is a new thing.
 
Ozempic face is definitely a thing. People take it and lose a substantial amount of weight quickly (which would include losing the fat in their faces), and it causes you to look gaunt and almost sickly.
A quick google search shows some different celebrities who took it and came out looking like shit lol

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Has Hambonie lost enough weight to look like that yet? Absolutely not lmao but imo her face slimming some is making her look older than she already did. And the only way she’s accomplishing any weight loss is through Ozempic.
have any of those celebs pictured admitted to taking it? pure speculation and yeah ofc fat loss in the face will cause some sagging but all of those people are nearly 50 or older
 
Is “Ozempic face” just because people have lost weight? Or is it because of rapid weight loss? I’ve seen that used with some celebrities and I don’t even see the supposed sagging. Also, comparing promotional pics to candid shots isn’t a great comparison. I don’t doubt it can happen but it’s not like quick weight loss is a new thing.
Amber once said that "she is pretty and this is all that count". Amber is deadly scared of sagging skin. On Ozempic, the weight loss is rapid and any sagging will appear quickly to the user, far faster than being on other diets. For Amber, she would notice the sagging, especially on her face, faster than we would. I think that is the reason she quit the first time, and will this time around.
 
have any of those celebs pictured admitted to taking it? pure speculation and yeah ofc fat loss in the face will cause some sagging but all of those people are nearly 50 or older
Sharon admitted taking it. Mounjaro was visible in Scott’s fridge and he is only 41. Jessica Simpson hasn’t admitted it but she has yo-yo dieted her entire life and is only 43. John denied any weight loss drug but that sort of sag isn’t unexpected when you lose 200lbs at his age.
 
have any of those celebs pictured admitted to taking it? pure speculation and yeah ofc fat loss in the face will cause some sagging but all of those people are nearly 50 or older
Sharon Osborn has admitted to taking it and says that she regrets it. She said she weighs less than 100 pounds now is having a hard time putting any weight back on.

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