Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I have a hunch that Amber may be paving the way to move in with mommy within the next year. I can totally see her being content with “my gf goes to another school” vibes for the audience and just having her mom be her doormat/ driver. I think she’s seeing how hard it is to catch someone because of her behavior and lifestyle plus she never actually cares about these individuals she “dates”

Stills from her recent tik toks. She’s starting to look like Aileen Wuronos
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Eesh, one hand I will say I believe she looks like she has lost some weight. And in return she’s getting the infamous ozempic melted face look
 
Greyed out her hair now she looks like someone’s obese grandma
 

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I have a hunch that Amber may be paving the way to move in with mommy within the next year. I can totally see her being content with “my gf goes to another school” vibes for the audience and just having her mom be her doormat/ driver. I think she’s seeing how hard it is to catch someone because of her behavior and lifestyle plus she never actually cares about these individuals she “dates”

Stills from her recent tik toks. She’s starting to look like Aileen Wuronos
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you look so fucking old big al! you must know as well because now your starting to lie about people saying you look young so it's obviously bothering you lol
 
well it's lucky amber is one of those skinny-faced fat girls you wouldn't know is fat until you see a full body shot! i'm sure she'll look fine (:_(

i don't think it's been confirmed where kristine lives yet but i'm still of the opinion she's living with the grandma. once she kicks the bucket i can totally see amber and her mom briefly living together before one of them kills the other one
 
Rate me with all the dumb/autistic reacts but I genuinely don't see how people think Amber looks really old? She's what.. 33?, 34? She looks pretty young for that age, I think the issue is when she starts (if ever) she loses a mass amount of weight she will start looking old due to skin saggyness, and I guess maybe that's where you are all seeing it? But I personally don't. She looks the same from 2018, just less fat, maybe a bit more wrinkles.

I am surprised she's still on Ozempic though (if we are to believe that). I guess the fundamental reason is, her mum keeps her in check.
 
If Amber is losing weight, it's because she feels like she HAS to, to hook in a new caretaker. Once one is secured, the fat will return. After all, it's who she is.

Trying to be quirky and childish after 30 is a losing game for 99.99% of those who try it. It'll be interesting to see if she absorbs an actual adult's personality next or if she keeps on with the coloring books, scratch art, etc.
 
Losing a significant amount of weight will age you on principle due to the loss of fat filling in the wrinkles. Fatties tend to age like milk.

But Amber is never going to lose enough weight for that to be a problem, I suspect.
 
When I think about what 33 year olds are doing, it's usually:

-attempting to move up at work
-finishing advanced degrees
-having 1st, 2nd... maybe 3rd kid
-buying a house
-getting serious about retirement plans
-keepin' it fresh! with your SO

It ain't coloring and going to bingo with your mom.
 
well it's lucky amber is one of those skinny-faced fat girls you wouldn't know is fat until you see a full body shot! i'm sure she'll look fine (:_(

i don't think it's been confirmed where kristine lives yet but i'm still of the opinion she's living with the grandma. once she kicks the bucket i can totally see amber and her mom briefly living together before one of them kills the other one
I don’t feel like looking,but I’m positive Amber mentioned her mom has an apartment a few times. I’m honestly shocked that Amber is still living alone because of her fear of abandonment and instant gratification of being driven anywhere she wants at anytime. I often wonder if Chad Jade has a hand in showing her that the world doesn’t revolve around her. She went from being driven to Walmart for hasbrowns and hangers at 2 am to having to wait for mama every few days.
 
I have a hunch that Amber may be paving the way to move in with mommy within the next year. I can totally see her being content with “my gf goes to another school” vibes for the audience and just having her mom be her doormat/ driver. I think she’s seeing how hard it is to catch someone because of her behavior and lifestyle plus she never actually cares about these individuals she “dates”

Stills from her recent tik toks. She’s starting to look like Aileen Wuronos
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She's so proud of herself and thinks she's hot shit but will heavily rely on filters. I saw someone commenting she doesn't have that many wrinkles for her age, and that's because she's fat, fat will work as botox, but if she ever loses weight her face will probably resemble the Sahara.
 
Rate me with all the dumb/autistic reacts but I genuinely don't see how people think Amber looks really old? She's what.. 33?, 34? She looks pretty young for that age, I think the issue is when she starts (if ever) she loses a mass amount of weight she will start looking old due to skin saggyness, and I guess maybe that's where you are all seeing it? But I personally don't. She looks the same from 2018, just less fat, maybe a bit more wrinkles.

I am surprised she's still on Ozempic though (if we are to believe that). I guess the fundamental reason is, her mum keeps her in check.
Between those lines around her mouth, the missing teeth, granny clothes she wears, and her thinning hair, she absolutely does look much older than she is. Maybe you've seen her with too many filters and she looks somewhat normal to you.
I don’t feel like looking,but I’m positive Amber mentioned her mom has an apartment a few times. I’m honestly shocked that Amber is still living alone because of her fear of abandonment and instant gratification of being driven anywhere she wants at anytime. I often wonder if Chad Jade has a hand in showing her that the world doesn’t revolve around her. She went from being driven to Walmart for hasbrowns and hangers at 2 am to having to wait for mama every few days.
I bet "behind the scenes" she tells methmama she would pay her rent if they got an apartment together. She has probably been trying to manipulate her since the day she waddled into Oklahoma.
 
Between those lines around her mouth, the missing teeth, granny clothes she wears, and her thinning hair, she absolutely does look much older than she is. Maybe you've seen her with too many filters and she looks somewhat normal to you.

I bet "behind the scenes" she tells methmama she would pay her rent if they got an apartment together. She has probably been trying to manipulate her since the day she waddled into Oklahoma.
I thought that Amber mentioned her mom having her own place as well and assumed it was wherever this video was filmed. It just looks like the type of basic white trash dwelling I could imagine her living in, complete with a blanket/tapestry curtain and dreamcatcher lol

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I was also under the assumption that Kristine lived with her boyfriend since her Facebook actually says they’re engaged? I can’t imagine wanting to be separated from your partner just so you can be at the beck and call of your adult obese toddler daughter 24/7
 
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