Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

She's been getting her mom to lie about shit now too. You can tell because when fat fuck asks or says something, mom looks like a retard trying to figure out what she's supposed to say & it sounds super disingenuous. Like the ayug thing last video. Or the fake ass cOmInG oUt sToRy. They're both low life pieces of shit.

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weigh in, how much weight did I gain?, & a low carb potato salad recipe! | vlog​

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Let's take a look at the ingredients for the "potato" salad...

AAAAAAYYYYYYYGGGGGSSSSSS!!!

And before Amber can come up with some bullshit like "she makes the salad but doesn't eat it, lmao". Yes she does. She makes low carb recipes because she tries to eat low carb. No person who eats a particular diet is going to find recipes for that diet that involve ingredients that could KILL THEM, just so they can make them (in this case, shitty fake potato salad) to make other people eat it. People would just make regular potato salad. This was her recipe and she eats this. Go eat another case of chicken sausages, you fucking weirdo.

And methmama, have fun during the absolute HELL Ambo WILL put you through the second you fuck up a storyline or balk at giving in to any of her tantrums. You'll deserve every second of it.

EDITED TO ADD: And I totally forgot to mention "Grandma's Spaghetti" that Methmama cooked at Amber's apartment and they all ate together. That was full of aaaaayygs, too.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Since she decided to dejavu D&Bs I picked some comparison shots to see that magical weightloss

Spoiler: pics

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She's getting WAY fucking bigger holy shit!!!

@Boolean Bitch you've always got the receipts!!! They're such lying trash, the boLth of them!

@Autistic Asparagus yeah dude, there's video proof on that one. But fat fuck lies so much & is so stupid, she can't keep track.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

From the reddit, a person describing one of Amber's potential symptom based on their own personal experiences with Semagludtide.

Link : I know Amberlynn is suffering through the most heinous burps imaginable

Post :

When I was on Wegovy, which is the same as Ozempic but actually approved for weight loss, I had a side effect where I had the what’s called ‘sulfur burps’. Since semaglutode works by slowing digestion, what happens when you overeat (which amber is definitely doing) is the food rots in your stomach faster than you can digest it, and those gases are released through the most rancid burps that can make you gag or even throw up just by the taste. It’s literally the gas given off by rotting food coming out of your mouth.

 

[Point and Laugh]

Since semaglutode works by slowing digestion, what happens when you overeat (which amber is definitely doing) is the food rots in your stomach faster than you can digest it

Redditors really are dumb af. The idea that food is “rotting” in your stomach because digestion is slower is the dumbest take I’ve heard in a while. No, it’s not “rotting,” it probably has much more to do with the food this idiot is eating, and no doubt there’s going to be gross side effects for some people, but unless you’re eating already rotting food, your body is not letting it sit there for days.

That said, I doubt Ambers “excretions” are any worse than her usual stank.

 

[I call shenanigans]

The idea that food is “rotting” in your stomach because digestion is slower is the dumbest take I’ve heard in a while.

Semaglutide does slow down the digestive system, meaning decomposing food is giving off gases within the intestinal system. Everything gets backed up. It’s a level of gastroparesis (differs between people and is not always reversible when ceasing the medication), which if you’ve never experienced, you can’t appreciate. It’s the slowing of the digestive system that is the mechanism that causes weightloss in people as they become too uncomfortable to eat as they usually do. That being said, Amber is not on a dosage likely to cause her issues.

ETA:

new video up where she clickbaits being prediabetic and nobody gives a shit lol

Are we supposed to believe that she goes on a very effective diabetes medication, and her blood glucose levels INCREASE. Pull the other one Amber, you’ve been at minimum pre-diabetic for years.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

new video up where she clickbaits being prediabetic and nobody gives a shit lol

 

[Mekahineyho]

 

[I call shenanigans]

new video up where she clickbaits being prediabetic and nobody gives a shit lol

Her A1C was 5.3. Not even close to pre-diabetic. Then again it would be interesting to see what it was prior to starting on the Semaglutide injections. I’m not sure a doctor would prescribe Semaglutide for someone with a <5.5 A1C. The danger of hypoglycaemia would be pretty significant. I’m not sure I’m buying that medical report as being hers.

 

[Sarah Connor]

new video up where she clickbaits being prediabetic and nobody gives a shit lol

Amber, you’ve been at minimum pre-diabetic for years.

It's been extremely obvious that she's had blood sugar/diabeetus problems for YEARS, going all the way back to her dark knuckle bullshit. Skinny peepul get dark knucles too you guise!!!1! Skinny people get brown rings around their necks too!!!!!! SKINNY PEOPLE CAN BE DIABETIC TOO, FATPHOBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dave&Bust-a-nut]

new video up where she clickbaits being prediabetic and nobody gives a shit lol

"Oh mah gawwwdd guizeeee! Why aren't you believeeeeng meee? It's not like I EVER lied about something beforeuhhh!!"

This cunt never ceases to amaze me with what she lies about, big or small, and still acts surprised when no one believes her. Always the victim. Bring on the crocodile tears.

 

[-Jack-]

"Oh mah gawwwdd guizeeee! Why aren't you believeeeeng meee? It's not like I EVER lied about something beforeuhhh!!"

This cunt never ceases to amaze me with what she lies about, big or small, and still acts surprised when no one believes her. Always the victim. Bring on the crocodile tears.

When your entire life is so extremely boring and mundane you have to lie and try manipulate your audience into any little drama and/or new speculation. The only time Amber leaves her apartment is when her mummy can find time to take her to walmart and bingo.

How many early/mid 30s have that kind of dull, lifeless life that aren’t critically ill or have some debilitating disease.

There have been countless people who watched Amber at the beginning who graduated Highschool, went to college/job, had partners/marriage, went on holidays, got married/divorced etc..Amber..? Well Amber trollz the internet.

 

[Cataloons]

Semaglutide does slow down the digestive system, meaning decomposing food is giving off gases within the intestinal system. Everything gets backed up. It’s a level of gastroparesis.

Food in the body, even if you are drastically constipated, isn't decomposing, it's being digested. The processes are very different. I'm not saying that you're going to be having a good time with large amounts of food stuck in you for long periods of time, but it's not because you are full of rotting food.

 

[Deine Mutter]

Food in the body, even if you are drastically constipated, isn't decomposing, it's being digested. The processes are very different. I'm not saying that you're going to be having a good time with large amounts of food stuck in you for long periods of time, but it's not because you are full of rotting food.

I was also thinking, wouldn't having rotting food inside you give you a bunch of other problems? I assumed i was just taking it too literally. Maybe reddit... sigh knows more about nutrition than i do sniff

 

[dfranki723]

I adore the ArtistLynn she's pulling out, it's a fucking colouring book Hambo. Calm down.

 

[Cataloons]

I was also thinking, wouldn't having rotting food inside you give you a bunch of other problems?

Yes it would! If we're going down the route of things in the body that are bad for you, such as rotting food, your body will absolutely reject it. This is what happens in food poisoning - your body wants to get anything inside of you be on the outside of you as fast as possible. If you've ever had salmonella poisoning you will be familiar with the process.

 

[pippeyyy]

I was also thinking, wouldn't having rotting food inside you give you a bunch of other problems? I assumed i was just taking it too literally. Maybe reddit... sigh knows more about nutrition than i do sniff

I guess people really do think that those sulfur burps are food rotting, which is weird. It's caused by certain foods and drinks. Even carbonated drinks can cause it. Just drink some Pepto. It restores the balance in the stomach and you're fine.


It's funny as fuck tho that reddit thinks the most ridiculous things when the answer is on Google. They're stuffing their face while on Ozempic and surprised it has consequences. Don't eat shit food high in sulfur. Don't be like them.

 

[Chicken Nugget Recipe]

nigger u should eat more u fat retard

 

[Xenomorph]

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Bitch is higher than giraffe pussy.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I adore the ArtistLynn she's pulling out, it's a fucking colouring book Hambo. Calm down.

I preferred her Scratch Art period.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I have a hunch that Amber may be paving the way to move in with mommy within the next year. I can totally see her being content with “my gf goes to another school” vibes for the audience and just having her mom be her doormat/ driver. I think she’s seeing how hard it is to catch someone because of her behavior and lifestyle plus she never actually cares about these individuals she “dates”

Stills from her recent tik toks. She’s starting to look like Aileen Wuronos