Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Okay, all the sites that have you calculate it yourself for ProPoints only brings her to 55, and that's if she considers herself 'lightly active' for all of the moving to the fridge she does. Where the everliving christ did she get 84? Did she say she was a nursing mother powerlifter?

Amber probably doesn't know what lactation is so probably figured she's a girl so she does it.
I'm sure I am just like everyone else trying to figure how she came up with so many points. And her obsessing again over having to eat all that food is truly annoying.
I wonder if she just signed up for WW and either didn't read about the points or just is "misunderstanding" something and/or working off her knowledge regarding the old points plan. For instance, I've been reading on the old plan you get 49 "bonus"points, but it seems this is no longer a accurate.
I am willing to believe she is lying/being deceptive still. Even about the scale.

View attachment 247326 Just wondering if anyone has seen this yet or not?

She's like back to her before, even bigger actually . Sad.

This is on the site somewhere. Both the original and the one where someone switched Amber so that her fattest pic is on the side on which Krystle is thinner.lol

 

[Rotogravure]

Even about the scale.

I can't imagine how it possibly goes through battery life that fast. Someone else said theirs has had the same batteries for something like eight years, and the Fitbit Aria I have lasted for nearly four without a battery change and that's four years of almost daily use.

Plus what responsible adult doesn't keep one or two spare packs of AA batteries? Oh, right...

 

[FatAmber]

Why doesn't she have Amazon Prime? She has no transportation, relies on others and is stuck in her house all week until Becky picks her up. Wouldn't Amazon Prime be useful? I assume there are grocery delivery services near her as well (we have 3 just from local grocery stores, there's also the local organic food co-op, and Amazon Pantry). I wonder if she DOES have it and it's how she gets extra food during the week? Or, would she feel *fancy* and compelled to tell us that she has Prime?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Why doesn't she have Amazon Prime? She has no transportation, relies on others and is stuck in her house all week until Becky picks her up. Wouldn't Amazon Prime be useful? I assume there are grocery delivery services near her as well (we have 3 just from local grocery stores, there's also the local organic food co-op, and Amazon Pantry). I wonder if she DOES have it and it's how she gets extra food during the week? Or, would she feel *fancy* and compelled to tell us that she has Prime?

She doesn't have a credit card to sign up, but I believe you can use paypal to pay.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Why doesn't she have Amazon Prime? She has no transportation, relies on others and is stuck in her house all week until Becky picks her up. Wouldn't Amazon Prime be useful? I assume there are grocery delivery services near her as well (we have 3 just from local grocery stores, there's also the local organic food co-op, and Amazon Pantry). I wonder if she DOES have it and it's how she gets extra food during the week? Or, would she feel *fancy* and compelled to tell us that she has Prime?

Doesn't she live in the middle of no-where and nothing will deliver out there?

 

[citytrucks]

Doesn't she live in the middle of no-where and nothing will deliver out there?

I highly doubt she lives in an area where even Amazon could not deliver to her, even if it would take longer than prime's two days

 

[KicDaKitty]

And she always gets the white sauce instead of red. It also wouldn't surprise me if she dips her pizza in ranch dressing.

She dips her pizza in heart disease and denial.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Did we ever find out what the big announcement was?

(This has to be the ultimate "fuck my life" question! But I'm so hoping for a Kentucky Redneck Lardarse wedding where everyone needs two seats. And the bride needs four.)

 

[KicDaKitty]

Doesn't she live in the middle of no-where and nothing will deliver out there?

She says there are no Uber's, buses or taxi's where she lives but all I had to do was type in her city and a taxi company popped up. I put her home address in and they are about 4 miles away, a 10 minute drive so I call bullshit on her excuses of not having any other transportation besides Destiny and Becky.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

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She says there are no Uber's, buses or taxi's where she lives but all I had to do was type in her city and a taxi company popped up. I put her home address in and they are about 4 miles away, a 10 minute drive so I call bullshit on her excuses of not having any other transportation besides Destiny and Becky.

Ah ok. Thanks for the info. Big Al gave the impression that she was literally in the middle of nowhere. And me, being the lazy turd I am, never bothered to check.

 

[London Raine]

"... next time I go the store.."

this fucking no batteries thing again? Has this bitch never heard of freaking Amazon? Isn't Amazon essential when you're 500 lbs and housebound?

Amber's next weigh in on Weight Watchers....

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Amber's next weigh in on Weight Watchers....

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With a girth as large as hers, she'd need Hot Air Balloons.

 

[London Raine]

I can't imagine how it possibly goes through battery life that fast. Someone else said theirs has had the same batteries for something like eight years, and the Fitbit Aria I have lasted for nearly four without a battery change and that's four years of almost daily use.

Plus what responsible adult doesn't keep one or two spare packs of AA batteries? Oh, right...

I know - I was thinking the same thing. Here you have someone with a lot of electronics that need batteries. Whether it's the TV remote, a wireless mouse, keyboard, or scale. I have a junk drawer dedicated to just batteries of all kinds. AA, AAA, C, D, etc. I live in California though, and keep them on hand for radios and flashlights when we have power outages (or heaven forbid, earthquakes). I must have 50 at least. Yet Amber can buy 100 chokers and not a single battery? I don't buy it.

 

[cruelsound]

They stop at 500lbs because anyone above that needs medical guidance whilst losing weight. It's considered dangerously high risk, and dieting could legitimately cause a heart attack if not monitored very carefully. Over 500lbs= get to a doctor and an IRL dieting group for support and monitoring.

I definitely agree that someone that size needs a doctor involved. But, Weight Watchers itself, both the app and the site, calculate for someone who is over 500 pounds. The random calculators you can find online that say they calculate WW points do not go over 500lbs.

 

[linzielayne]

I don't know, we're all somehow unable to believe that a 500 lb woman who grew up in the system with very little support and education can't keep batteries in her scale? She also thinks she's eating a lot of food because she's used to consuming her calories in things like pizza- dense and high cal, so it seems like she's eating less. It's easy for her to convince herself that the one binge is somehow less damaging than staying sated all day on lower calorie, "healthier" foods.

She's a trainwreck- the fact that she's even handling what she is at the weight she's at is kind of astounding. I'm truly not surprised that she can't buy batteries for her shit or eat less processed garbage. Think about all those people on my 600 lb life who have actual carers who do everything for them.

 

[dumpster bitch]

Off Topic?

There's a thread for weight loss debates. Can we move the multi-paragraph sperging about calories over there, please? I come here for tea, not a dissertation on how many calories are in the Pizza Hut menu.

Hamber's fat because she consumes too many calories. No shit. Thanks for the newsflash.

 

[Bitchinista]

She orders pizza on the regular, someone from here even had a pizza delivered to her house during a YouNow broadcast, and she has mentioned things in videos that she's ordered from Amazon. So she has delivery service.

In those bathroom mirror photos of her and Krystle, she is supporting her weight by leaning on the counter. There were a few old videos of her getting ready on camera and she always laid her entire upper body on the counter like that because she couldn't stand upright for long. Sad.

I'm seriously confused about why she is using her January weight to calculate her points. Either she's just so ignorant that she doesn't understand that WW uses your current weight to calculate how many points you need to remain in a calorie deficit, or she's using the highest weight that she's admitted to publicly because it's closer to her actual weight.

If she got on camera and admitted to lying about her weight and told everyone what she truly weighs, I'd be proud of her.

 

[Assgardian]

Off Topic?

There's a thread for weight loss debates. Can we move the multi-paragraph sperging about calories over there, please? I come here for tea, not a dissertation on how many calories are in the Pizza Hut menu.

Hamber's fat because she consumes too many calories. No shit. Thanks for the newsflash.

Post some tea then, bruh. Lots of people complaining, not actually contributing anything new to the discussion.

To add something myself, I almost wish we could take bets on exactly how long Amber with stick to WW. A week? a month? I'm betting she won't make it past the weekend.

 

[PiggyPie]

So I went back through her videos and found the last 3 times she started Weight Watchers.... here is what I found out:
January 2016- she weighed in at 455 and had 75 points

September 2015- she weighed in at 422 and had 64 points

April 2014- she weighed in at 357 and had 50 points

See a pattern here? Everytime she gives up after about 2 weeks and gains it back plus more..... why does she think this time will be any different?

 

[KicDaKitty]

So I went back through her videos and found the last 3 times she started Weight Watchers.... here is what I found out:
January 2016- she weighed in at 455 and had 75 points

September 2015- she weighed in at 422 and had 64 points

April 2014- she weighed in at 357 and had 50 points

See a pattern here? Everytime she gives up after about 2 weeks and gains it back plus more..... why does she think this time will be any different?

Because she's addicted to food, and like most addicts they fail rehab several times before they succeed and even then sometimes they never get clean and whatever the drug of choice is wins. She talks so much shit about her parents and how their addictions ruined her life, she's a mirror image of them. Her food addiction is effecting her life just as much as drugs did to theirs.