Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She has to stop drinking because EMILY will have severe health issues if she drinks even 1 drink? Wtf?

Any medical autistas out there who know what health condition Emily might have that would cause this? This seems unheard of for someone her age so it's oddly specific.
 
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Unreachable Twat said:
She has to stop drinking because EMILY will have severe health issues if she drinks even 1 drink? Wtf?

Any medical autistas out there who know what health condition Emily might have that would cause this? This seems unheard of for someone her age so it's oddly specific.
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Any liver issues. Hepatitis C.

Kidney issues.

Alcohol intolerance.

Medications such as psych drugs.
 
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Re: ankle balls in the snow. I believe I have a solution for her: bread bags. She'll probably need a trash bag tbh but bread bags would protect her tender flesh from the ice and salt of the winter. Would still be cold AF but if she lost a few pounds to the frostbite I don't think she'll mind.

Re: Emily can't drink. I call bullshit. They go to bars all the damn time according to insta. Either her or Emily probably went too far with the sauce recently and got spooked and now they won't touch the stuff. Also if they go out drinking, neither one is going to DD and that can be a problem.
 
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I bet she can't find a winter coat that fits her
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Oh she has a coat that makes her a bad bitch:
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Maybe alcohol is why Emily doesn't have custody of her daughter, and just lied to Amber about some vague health condition out of shame?

Dear Amber, Emily or whoever has access to Emily's house: Please paint that chair rail. Please, I'm begging you. Now that I think about it, Donald Trump loves brown chair rails. He insists on brown chair rails EVERYWHERE. You can totally fight back by painting that fucking thing.
 
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Re: ankle balls in the snow. I believe I have a solution for her: bread bags. She'll probably need a trash bag tbh but bread bags would protect her tender flesh from the ice and salt of the winter. Would still be cold AF but if she lost a few pounds to the frostbite I don't think she'll mind.

Re: Emily can't drink. I call bullshit. They go to bars all the damn time according to insta. Either her or Emily probably went too far with the sauce recently and got spooked and now they won't touch the stuff. Also if they go out drinking, neither one is going to DD and that can be a problem.
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Didn't she say Emily's favorite drink was long island iced teas or something? Unless they are alcohol free. my first thought is she is a closet alcoholic and it might be why she doesn't have custody . of course AL will lie and say it's health issues, probably "mental health issues"
 
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So this is what we get used to now? Her sitting in the same spot, moaning about her mental health and other bullshit issues she won’t get help for.

What the fuck is she going to film for vlogmas lol? She won’t be able to show her decorations, the Christmas tree-not unless she spends Christmas back with her mum.

Even her content with Jade was more entertaining than this. Why are these fatties so boring now, Chantal, Amber, Shanny..
 
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Unreachable Twat said:
She has to stop drinking because EMILY will have severe health issues if she drinks even 1 drink? Wtf?
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Soooo, she had to stop drinking, but they still go to bars and restaurants? Why would she have to quit drinking then. It’s not like she would have anaphylactic shock if she smell alcohol. The only reason would be because Emily is a recovering alcoholic, but then would going to bars a no-nos. This does not make sense.
 
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Clotso Coof said:
I bet she can't find a winter coat that fits her, even at the fattest of fat online stores. Her body proportions are too weird.

Winsconsin gets so cold in the winter even Amber can't stay warm on body blubbler alone. She'll probably just stay inside, but if she'll have to wear a blanket if she ever needs to go to the doctor (or a restaurant).
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Amber without a coat? Thats hectic ❤️

I wonder if the like 100xl torrid bomber jacket fits her. Shits unzipped before but still. Bitch has eaten herself out of clothing choices.
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Do we think she's still at Tommy's?
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Oh absolutely. Amber has to try really hard with this one to let her move in. Her last ditch effort seems to be *puppy dog eyes* "uwu im just smol gurl can somewone hewlp me" *index finger touches* "pweeeeze.... im so sowwy my mentulz are bad i just need a widdle hewp". Emily is just fine with amber just chillin but she seems reluctant to give in. The holidays with the kid will send amber over the edge. She will either want to be included in everything and will force others to do what she wants or emily will just let amber chill at the house till she gets back. Ambers never getting another beck slave ever again and i think shes realizing and its pissing her off and freaking her out.

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Didn't she say Emily's favorite drink was long island iced teas or something? Unless they are alcohol free. my first thought is she is a closet alcoholic and it might be why she doesn't have custody . of course AL will lie and say it's health issues, probably "mental health issues"
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So... a coke? A non alcoholic long island is basically an empty glas with a spritz of cola in it for color. What the fuck amber lol. I think either emily is one of those "ill drink a bit" then gets out of control drunks who hasnt started AA yet or shes worried about the shared custody situation type deal. If her baby daddy is watching he could just take this shit to court and paint her as an unfit co-parent couldnt he? Just wondering
 
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Unreachable Twat said:
She has to stop drinking because EMILY will have severe health issues if she drinks even 1 drink? Wtf?

Any medical autistas out there who know what health condition Emily might have that would cause this? This seems unheard of for someone her age so it's oddly specific.
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My guess is she’s on a cocktail of antidepressants and anti anxiety meds.
 
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