I can’t imagine the nasty mess Al would make if she truly was drinking at home and puking. A normal person at least has the chance of making it to a toilet or trash can before it comes up. Al probably can’t even get off the couch before it happens, so 17 lbs of half-digested food, bile, and booze would just shoot all over herself, the couch, and carpet/floor. No way she’s cleaning it up after either, partially because she’s an entitled cunt that can’t be asked and part because she physically can’t kneel or bend down to do so.
Apologies for the nasty visuals but if I had to think of it so do you. Love me for that!