Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

I don't think CPS usually take kids away from their parents because they break their leg riding a bike or cause a fat kid choked on a piece of candy, so I don't find that too unbelievable.

I do. This is Fat Albert. Go back and look at the old photos. Fat Albert was not only UGLY AS ALMIGHTY FUCK, every photo of her looked like she most likely reeked of feet and week old cornchips.
CPS would've been involved one way or another--at least a teacher would've called, or foster parent (mandated reporter) Hell, my inner mandated reporter kicked in just seeing that one ass ugly school portrait of the pig.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Just listened to the audio that Alexis leaked. Now, I'm no fan of Alexis, but hoo boy that audio really did expose Amber's selfishness. I don't blame Alexis for getting mad about Amber using her name as clickbait for money after they've basically stopped talking to each other.

"I don't know why my friends expect me to ... Be an actual friend to them by saying hi to them once in a while or checking in on them." That's basically what Amber said in that leaked audio. Meanwhile, we all know that she rages when people are unavailable to her.

Everyone goes through a friendship or few that fizzles out because one side isn't putting in the effort like the other side is. And yeah, it does hurt and it does suck when that happens.

Could this beanbag be any more of a textbook narcissist? Seriously. She just stops all contact with people when their usefulness has dried up for her.

How embarrassing to be Amber's placeholder until she finds a feeder girlfriend.


I remember having friends that drop you as soon as they get into a relationship, but I can't imagine having that issue as a 30 year old woman.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I think Amber is still miscategorizing a lot of normal childhood injuries as "abuse". Same as she thinks being made to eat less by her foster parents was "abuse". I don't doubt she had a shitty childhood with her druggie parents but she is using it as a forever excuse even though she is mid 30s now.

I think hambie categorizes anything that isn't 100% positive or doesn't enable her habits as abuse, which is pretty classic narc behavior from what I've seen. IMO that's part of the reason she keeps harping on slommy being "the sawftest geentlest luv evar guise." because emily is the ultimate enabler and will give her whatever she wants as long as she keeps putting on the pounds.

Her tragic backstory is a mess. I'd love to see someone to sit her down with a pen and some paper and force her to detail the timeline of her traaauma. Just lay it all out, all the sob stories, all the extra lies she shoves in there.

Her mischaracterizing and outright lies about her foster parents is outright evil. This woman opens up her home, takes her to disney, gives her all the fancy toys, takes her to all these sports and activities, gives her all the food she wants, etc. But we're supposed to believe that the environment there was so traumatic and abusive? Big cherry on top is her bringing the woman up for views and drama after she's passed away and continuing to lie about her.

 

[Noom Boom]

I think Amber is still miscategorizing a lot of normal childhood injuries as "abuse". Same as she thinks being made to eat less by her foster parents was "abuse". I don't doubt she had a shitty childhood with her druggie parents but she is using it as a forever excuse even though she is mid 30s now.

This I agree with. It is telling that for all the posture of how horrible her childhood was, these are the stories she chooses to tell.
- Kids getting wrapped up in curtain/blind strings is so common that it is illegal to sell corded window coverings in the USA
- I don't know how she got burnt from the soap, but unless she was being screamed at to eat it or had it poured on her than I don't know how that is abuse (neglect for serving your child too hot food at most)
- Choking on candy and breaking your leg riding a bike are things that even the most attended to children can do

Amber did not suffer abuse, though she probably suffered neglect as her parents were too busy getting high to watch her as they should. But being neglected isn't as flashy as being abused is, so that is the narrative.

Nobody choked - not her, not her brother (certainly not to the point of almost dying), she was never burnt and the chance of her having a previously broken a leg/ankle and being capable of walking around at her weight now? Extremely slim.

Maybe, but also all these things could have happened and it still doesn't mean she was abused. Or more likely, she's just exaggerating like normal. Her twisting her ankle after falling off a bike turning into a broken leg or her getting the candy stuck in her throat for a second before MamaLynn hits her on the back to get it out turns into nearly choking to death. I don't know the lore as much as some, but if these are the best examples of abuse she can come up with, it sounds like she had a very typical childhood.

 

[Janai]

Well that's my point. It wasn't one or two ''accidents'' according to Albert, she and her siblings were consistently severely injured and put in life threatening situations in her own words. It wasn't just a broken leg or choking on a sweet, it was that same kid showing up with random ''3rd degree'' burns and the brother being strangled almost to death by a curtain string, then factor in her childhood obesity.

Her own choice of word was ''brutal''. The authorities didn't just show up out of the blue and snatch them up, so when were they first involved? Did all of the fake injuries and accidents luckily happen before they were aware of her family? CPS fail all the time sure but Fatty is lying about the severity of everything. It's that simple.

I see what you are saying

Spoiler: SLIGHT PL

When I was in the second grade, I ran into a stopsign(the pole part) and BUSTED THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. and I went to school the next day, and told my teachers what happened and they called DSS on my mom and it was a whole ordeal. and then of course my retarded self face planted two weeks later on concrete, another phone call to dss. super funny to look back on

TLDR: I was an accident prone kid, got dss called on mom.
But you have to remember, Amber grew up in the 90s. As someone else pointed out, DSS fails children now, but its not as nearly as bad as it was in the 90s. "Kids will be kids" was a huge mantra.
I dont think amber was in the foster care system for as long as she makes it seem, and that why she wont tell the whole story. In her latest video she says, oh I'm not gonna tell the whole story because I dont want HAYDURS picking it apart and taking it away from me. Because if she told the whole story, more people would catch on that, while traumatizing, its not nearly as bad as she says. Regardless Amber is 34 and uses things that happened to her in her childhood to gain sympathy. but it doesnt actually affect her. If it was so traumatizing, she wouldnt be talking to her mother, she wouldn't glorify her childhood nearly as much, and she would actually be taking care of herself. If I was 34, and my super duper traumatic childhood, was still causing me so much distress, I would kill myself.
Instead shes a fat fuck, that spent the early part of her 20s mooching off of people and using food and retail as therapy. She wants so bad to have a traumatic backstory like the ones on 600lb life, but instead gets her lies in a twist, and hates when people call her out. Even now, she has way more resources than a lot of people in the system. because a lot of them end up on the streets or dead when they age out yet expects her audience to baby her. She thinks at all times she's the only one going through hardships and no one else understands or has it as bad as her, especially her audience. Thats why we should praise her for losing 3 pounds in a day, and forgive her for her bpd episodes tantrums

 

[Boolean Bitch]

That’s such a tiny picture of the cat and a terrible angle too. How did she expect anyone to notice it or identify her from it?

ETA- That spelling of Gray makes me want to cry

She didn't expect anyone to identify Rarity.
Just like she refused help from someone actually capable of walking (Alexis) to help her find the cat, because she didn't intend for the cat to be found.
Just like she turned the ringer off of her phone (which she normally leaves like, so loud you GUIZE, in case someone needs her), because she didn't intend for anyone to contact her about her cat.
Just like she posted the missing posters on the front of shops without permission (so they'd get taken down) so very few people would actually see them.
Just like she refused to verify if the squashed cat just down the street from Emily's house was actually Rarity, because she doesn't intend to have any closure regarding Rarity.

If I were to guess, Amber did her over-emotional "Rarity is EVERYTHEEEENNNN TO ME!!!", and it was Emily who was pushing Amber to put in the bare-minimum of effort (while Amber sabotaged those efforts while pretending that she was "doing her best"). I bet Emily was the one who insisted that Amber posted Rarity being missing on that PetFBI site or whatever. For all we know, Amber and Emily were fighting, and Amber pulled this stunt so Emily would have to drop the topic and support Amber with this.

I know Amber's stupid, but no one can be *THIS* stupid, constantly and about EVERYTHING in their life, and manage to slither away from serious consequences from other people the way she does. Bitch is hella conniving and manipulative, and did everything she could to ensure Rarity wasn't returned to her (if Rarity didn't actually die in that house instead).

Required her girlfriend to talk to her EVERY BREAK at work and would set a timer for her girlfriends to come back to her if they left to hang out with family, but when asked for basic level interactions back, she's appalled. lol. lmao even.

A birthday text message is just too much work!
Though lacking "mental capacity", LOL. I don't think that means what she thinks it means.
(Also, tell us that you listen to every single word Jordy has to say about you without telling us that you listen to ever single word Jordy has to say about you).

..her getting severely burnt from soup...

(And @Noom Boom who was asking about the soup) When Amber first told that story to her audience, it was clear that Amber was the issue. Piggy wanted to eat for the sake of eating and Kristine said no. Kristine was probably busy with one of the younger ones, and Amber went behind her back to microwave a cup noodle. Kristine then caught her, and it 'shocked' Amber, causing her to spill the soup on herself. Amber exclusively BLAMED her mom for the incident, saying that if Kristine hadn't called her name and come over to check on her, Amber wouldn't have spilled the soup. I'm not saying Kristine wasn't in the wrong for this (who doesn't notice that a child in their care is using the microwave?) - but Amber makes it out like her mother took scalding soup and threw it at Amber. Or that she grabbed Amber's arms and forced them into scalding hot water as a punishment for something. Really, Amber was being a total shit and her mother's reaction was too slow. Neglect? Well ... sure, but not the most traumatizing violent abuse ever as Amber likes to cry.

Do you remember the movie from the early/mid 90s called "The Good Son"? That was Amber growing up.

Nothing really all that great, but hearing Amber be a whiny bitch outside of her videos is always fun.

Everytime they would whine at each other in this exchange, I just kept thinking about this:

Sorry for the Karina Kaboom quote, but it's like BITCH, YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE! You're 600lbs, can't care for yourself in any meaningful way, your body is "rejecting" teeth at an astonishing rate, you get skin infections as frequently as the seasons change, your mother (the only one who doesn't hate your guts) is starting to suffer cognitive decline (if that wasn't just a lie for vlog content), and you're placing your care into the hands of an established exploitative death feeder.... And you're instead creating nonsense about a cringey shit video that no one cares about and that you already said you were going to show your audience eventually anyway.

If you're truly set on torching your life for attention... at least come up with something entertaining! This whole "reaction channels are MEEEEEEAN" is just grade school meangirl bullshit.

Oh, and Alexis, fuck off the internet and make an appointment to see your therapist. This shit's too embarassing to watch. (Well, if you have actual dirt on Amber like you claim, tell us and let us determine if it's actual dirt, THEN fuck off and go see your therapist. KTHXBYE!)

 

[brooky]

I don't really buy into the tarot card thing but once upon a time, I had a close friend who did and I'm MOSTLY sure that you need to be spiritually in tune with whatever in order for them to "work". Amber is so deep in delulu land, I doubt she'd be able to actually use them to tell her fortune

To make tarot cards "work" you need to be able to understand symbolism and tell a story based on things you see. If you are a thoughtful person, tarot cards can be a fun way to think about yourself or others. If you have an imagination and an open mind, they can be a useful way to reframe some thoughts you hold.

If you are a fat-brained narc with 5th grade reading level, tarot cards will only ever tell you how stunning and brave and perfect you are. Useless.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Does anyone else remember years back when CXNT had a screenshot from someone that knew the family, and it said that when Amber was 15 she was back with her parents and got removed again because she beat and overpowered mamalynn?

 

[a hapless toad]

I wonder what Kristine thinks about Hambo talking about her "brutal" childhood.

 

[YourName56]

This an distraction for not talking about the feeder Emily. If i want dirty stuff, please, be more serious things! Damn this era is so boring as hell. Man, i miss the older eras.

And here it's a rumor Krystal got married not long ago on a few Youtube comments. But i think Amber going to die or probably lost a leg.

 

[Fee]

Does anyone else remember years back when CXNT had a screenshot from someone that knew the family, and it said that when Amber was 15 she was back with her parents and got removed again because she beat and overpowered mamalynn?

I could completely see this being true I have already always said Amber is the fat bully that would beat up kids and steal their lunches and money in the playground. She still is but thanks to the Internet she also has access to simpletons that will believe her lies because they naively think people online are genuine and truthful. Amber Reid is a lying fat white trash uneducated manipulative cunt. She's not smart, she's not motivated, she has no goals in life. Her only purpose is to exist and to get people to wait on her and cater to her while she does nothing for herself or anyone else. She's the female Ralphie May except that guy actually had a job and a life outside of stuffing his face and making up shit to feel better about himself.

 

[DXR1000]

Yall I have a theory Alexis leaked the cookie video.
I feel like Amber ignored her again and didn't wish her a happy birthday which was the final straw and Alexis being Alexis leaked the video.
1. She has the biggest active motive of every other suspect lmao (being ignored)
2. She already almost leaked it to Jordy once.
3. She is the one who lets us know there is a cookie video to begin with
4. She is a BPD backstabbing insecure little cunt (just like our gorl)

Does anyone know her exact birthday ? the cookie video came out 9 days ago so if we can pinpoint her exact birthday maybe we can figure out if it was close to the leak

 

[Mekahineyho]

Yall I have a theory Alexis leaked the cookie video.
I feel like Amber ignored her again and didn't wish her a happy birthday which was the final straw and Alexis being Alexis leaked the video.
1. She has the biggest active motive of every other suspect lmao (being ignored)
2. She already almost leaked it to Jordy once.
3. She is the one who lets us know there is a cookie video to begin with
4. She is a BPD backstabbing insecure little cunt (just like our gorl)

Does anyone know her exact birthday ? the cookie video came out 9 days ago so if we can pinpoint her exact birthday maybe we can figure out if it was close to the leak

I truly still think it was Amber and Emily. Considering they both conspired that lie about Emily selling feeder shit with Colleen for “plane ticket money”, I think these 2 will throw up smoke and mirrors to hide what they are doing together. Amber is just depending on the fact that both Alexis and Erica are all talk and won’t take legal action.

 

[smellvie]

if we can pinpoint her exact birthday maybe we can figure out if it was close to the leak

I’m sorry, but does it really fucking matter? This is speculation either way and the “cookie video” was literally just another fat pile of nothing (much like its creator). I don’t get why anyone would spend anymore energy on something so inconsequential

 

[DXR1000]

I’m sorry, but does it really fucking matter? This is speculation either way and the “cookie video” was literally just another fat pile of nothing (much like its creator). I don’t get why anyone would spend anymore energy on something so inconsequential

yea I mean at the end of the day Amber deserves it. I guess I'm just curious. Alexis reminds me so much of amber I kind of wish she would start posting vlogs too because guarantee she is gonna be a great replacement for when Amber is , as the heifer would put it, "Worm food". which is most likely very very close.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

It just occured to me - I don't know what spurgy idiot asked this question (I never do so I'm assuming it's Amber asking herself these questions because I don't see why anyone would want to know about her sex life) but how would this fat cunt even know what her "bush" looks like? There's absolutely no way she can see it with the fupa she ''doesn't have"

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I truly still think it was Amber and Emily. Considering they both conspired that lie about Emily selling feeder shit with Colleen for “plane ticket money”, I think these 2 will throw up smoke and mirrors to hide what they are doing together. Amber is just depending on the fact that both Alexis and Erica are all talk and won’t take legal action.

I agree, she was WAAAAY too excited for that video to have come out. She even came up with cutsey (in her opinion) nickname to call it.

 

[annikaguts]

It's just amazing how Amber thinks these reactors rely on her for their livelihoods. It's called a hobby, Amber! You're the fat stupid doll all of us can pick up and drop whenever because you're so unimportant and boring. She's so self-important it's the only way she can cope with the fact she's done nothing with her life.

I'm pretty sure that Alex quit his job a while ago and youtube is his only income atm.

 

[Mekahineyho]

It just occured to me - I don't know what spurgy idiot asked this question (I never do so I'm assuming it's Amber asking herself these questions because I don't see why anyone would want to know about her sex life) but how would this fat cunt even know what her "bush" looks like? There's absolutely no way she can see it with the fupa she ''doesn't have"

She probably had Jade or Emily take a pic of it and said BABY WHUUUTTT LIKE WHY IS IT LIKE THAT?!!!!

I remember during the livestream era she said she was bare down there

 

[Noom Boom]

Piggy wanted to eat for the sake of eating and Kristine said no. Kristine was probably busy with one of the younger ones, and Amber went behind her back to microwave a cup noodle. Kristine then caught her, and it 'shocked' Amber, causing her to spill the soup on herself.

I am now convinced that the only reason Amber and her siblings were placed into foster care was due to something like police finding drugs in their home or pulling the parents over, high, with the children in the car. Despite being trailer trash junkies, Ambers parents didn't even neglect her properly.

I truly still think it was Amber and Emily. Considering they both conspired that lie about Emily selling feeder shit with Colleen for “plane ticket money”, I think these 2 will throw up smoke and mirrors to hide what they are doing together. Amber is just depending on the fact that both Alexis and Erica are all talk and won’t take legal action.

If it was Amber, it was the most worthless self-leak I've heard of. At least Kim Kardashian was able to turn her sex tape into a career, Amber stopped talking about it in a couple of days and hasn't marketed anything off it at all. Not saying Amber isn't stupid enough to do that, but if so it now kind of fells like making fun of someone with Down's.

It just occured to me - I don't know what spurgy idiot asked this question (I never do so I'm assuming it's Amber asking herself these questions because I don't see why anyone would want to know about her sex life) but how would this fat cunt even know what her "bush" looks like? There's absolutely no way she can see it with the fupa she ''doesn't have"

Stand in front of a mirror and lift.