Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Mesh Gear Fox said:
I'm pretty certain that's why she keeps getting cellulitis in her laayygggs over and over and over. The flaps drag on the floor, the tissue gets irritated/injured and bacteria pours right in. Her ankle balls are basically the equivalent of foreskin for her ankles. The folds completely encompass her ankle. Just imagine all the foulness building up in that skin. Plus she's had athlete's feet for years. No wonder she's always in the ER for antibiotics.
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Do you think she's still able to wear at least flats? I think she only wears socks and her pants are super long to hide them. Imagine her waggling around, dragging those filthy ginormous ankleballs around in public toilets drenched in piss.. astounding how she manages to be still alive and not in a coma for sepsis, considering the last time she was able to get a real shower was probably more than a decade ago.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
From Reddit, an Amber poop toucher:
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Does anyone have an idea of which one was theirs? I scrolled through their feed and saw the tweet about “Amber used my fanart in a video!” But not the actual art itself.

Edit to add: shakeen and cryeen right naow, here’s the only fanart Amber should be receiving from now on:
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Fucking hilarious. Thank you anonymous member in the Amber Facebook group!
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I saw a comment in one video a drawing was tess holiday but since noone else noticed it I thought they were just getting their fats confused. put long brown on a blob and they all look the same. Sorry, forgot which video since they are all similar these days.
 
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I find it hilarious that Emily Franz of Clarity Care in Oshkosh Wisconsin thinks she can just fly down and have a dirty weekend with the hambeast. But instead she gets stuck chaperoning her 600 pound ass around town to wullmart and a nail salon. With the only consolation that she can shuffle her to that shitty chinese buffet and stuff her publicly.
Also it is WAY too on the nose that Hambie is suddenly buying high calorie protein shakes "because mom wants to try them." when it's well known public information that they were the deathfeeder's favorite thing to give to the diabetic in the basement.
Also also I think Emily actually is fine with Amburr going back on weight loss drugs because she probably likes knowing that she'll keep gaineeen despite the drugs.
 
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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
What a terrible time to be literate.

I'm adding:

ER visit for infection,
✨psoriasis reveal ✨
Worsening alcoholism
And gout

To my 2025 ALR bingo card.
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Do we know if Tommy aka Emily Franz of Oshkosh, Wisconsin is still visiting her prize pig? I know that Amber posts her video like a fucking month behind which makes keeping a track of things difficult, but Amber must be due another bout of cellulitis or a dangleeeeen ankle to make her current handler stay?
 
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If Emily is going to be taking her to wahlmurt then she can at least encourage Amber to start riding the scooters again and get her whole gelatinous body in frame, no muh heel-spur this time though. She’ll just flat out admit to being fat

Fed Bundy would probably have to mop up her own drool puddle at that sight
 
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Not to be a total faggot, but there are a lot of educated autists in here as it turns out debunking Hamber’s health lies and this diagnosis is probably hundreds of pages back.

Can anyone speak to the validity of her ‘hh whümb k-hanser’ that she uses all the time for sympathies via the ‘I’m a SURVIVOR how dare you’ gimmick?

I thought pre-cancerous cells was a good downgrade, but she’s back to blowing it out of proportion by stating it was full-fledged now. Can’t endometriosis be considered ‘pre-cancerous’? I can’t search ‘what conditions would make a horrendously fat woman bleed from her gunt and then sob her piggy eyes out for asspats’
 
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dead stiff said:
Not to be a total faggot, but there are a lot of educated autists in here as it turns out debunking Hamber’s health lies and this diagnosis is probably hundreds of pages back.

Can anyone speak to the validity of her ‘hh whümb k-hanser’ that she uses all the time for sympathies via the ‘I’m a SURVIVOR how dare you’ gimmick?

I thought pre-cancerous cells was a good downgrade, but she’s back to blowing it out of proportion by stating it was full-fledged now. Can’t endometriosis be considered ‘pre-cancerous’? I can’t search ‘what conditions would make a horrendously fat woman bleed from her gunt and then sob her piggy eyes out for asspats’
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I believe there is some correlation between excess adipose leading to excess estrogen.. Basically she has so much fat and was exposed to mass amounts of estrogen due to it which led to the cancerous (pre-cancerous?) cells in her uterus. Idk if she also has a family history of it which would make her more susceptible than she already is..?
TLDR Amber got a hysterectomy to remove what would have over the years of free-bleeding turned in to a full-blown cancerous disaster and it was all because Amber cannot put down the fork.
 
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Do we know if Tommy aka Emily Franz of Oshkosh, Wisconsin is still visiting her prize pig? I know that Amber posts her video like a fucking month behind which makes keeping a track of things difficult, but Amber must be due another bout of cellulitis or a dangleeeeen ankle to make her current handler stay?
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I think she’s back in WI. Here’s a comment from her most recent post on Instagram
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That doesn't mean Fat Fuck doesn't have money, it may just mean she refuses to pay for herself. Which makes sense because she's a selfish cunt.

But dude, Alexis is so unhinged. Let's pretend that she isn't spilling this information about Hambo for a minute, this behaviour is insane. A grown woman running around online screeching at whoever will listen, telling everyone the details of an ex-friend's private life. Why? Who the fucks knows.

Alexis may really be ALR's match.
 
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Peepeekakaland said:
Quasimodo is talking her shit again. What do we think about this? Also lol at the IG pages hiding Emily's N. Franz(Oshkosh WI) name. Quasimodo is a just as stupid so I wouldn't take her word
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Well, the prevailing idea is that Amber uses her money to control and financially abuse everyone around her. Being a cheapskate sounds like...growth?
 
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Cal Arts said:
Being a cheapskate sounds like...growth?
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Possibly, on the other hand I think Emily was offering to pay, I think with the correct words Emily can easily make Ambo her pay pig, it's possible that Amber pays for everything now, so no it's not growth amber just doesn't want to spend money on quasimodo the beggar right here , but can we blame her? Alexis is desperate and broke and always spites ambo for not giving her money , she thinks ambo owes her money because destiny and Becky made a cash cow out of her. So it all comes down to ambo has nothing to gain from dumb fat Alexis, but Emily can have all the money in the world because she feeds her and wipes her ass

No amberlynn no one's going to buy your lazy cringe merch. She reopened Kameo, now it's round 2 of terrible merch.
Damn the bank account is dry from paying the feeder's(Emily N. FRANZ Oshkosh WI) Plane tickets
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This bitch is so dumb. She talked about the walnut situation in the video. To sum it up she said because of all the stuff that is getting leaked she thinks that she deserves the privilege of knowing who was behind that account. Even though in the email sent they said there was no postings or messages sent. She also said she thinks walnut might’ve leaked the cookie crumble video but once again the email said there Was no activity from the account. ALR said she’s gonna get the law involved if this continues lol, sure Jan.
 
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