Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Crab Latte]

Piggy backing on these, some thoughts:

1. Do y'all think the ankle balls drag on the floor? That would be my main concern if I were Amber.
(The concept of getting an infected scrape in your ANKLE BALLS of all things is INSANE)

2. I honestly wonder if she wears compression socks or wraps around her ankles/legs? That would be the best option for her, there are companies that make 4xl and up size socks AND custom sizing.

3. My God the fact she's been able to hide them is actually impressive. Has it been well hidden? No.
But hidden? Yes.
Did anyone catch in her mirror clip (where she was showing her pick-up-emily-outfit), we caught a glimpse of the Layyygrgs?

4. "Oh mmm geee if I drink this it'll go straight to my ankles"

1. Yes, they been draggeen on the floor for years now, they probably have their own callouses.
2. No, she doesn't but some speculate the legeens are too small for her, acting as a compression garment of their own. Who knows!
3. No, I refuse to watch the video. You see laygs? You post laygs.
4. More of her uwu annachan play-acting horseshit I assume

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

 

[Tiresome]

What would be the medical term for her legs now? Similar to Anna's Lipedema or something very different?

She's basically the female Strong Sad, right down to the elephant feet.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Can someone make one of Amber throwing her arm at this:

Plssssss I’m stuck on mobile

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

Can someone make one of Amber throwing her arm at this:
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Plssssss I’m stuck on mobile

I got you

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

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I got you

Fucking amazing
Thank you so much you made my night hahaha

 

[Red Mask]

Do y'all think the ankle balls drag on the floor?

Is that even possible? Even for someone her size?

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

She's basically the female Strong Sad, right down to the elephant feet.

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I'm DIEYEEN

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I got you

It's like a California king casket lmaooooo




Tight squeeze lol

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Is that even possible? Even for someone her size?

I mean I remember patients on my 600 pound life who were bedbound, with ankle balls, which dragged when they did start walking again.

Also sorry y'all, false flag, the reaction channel I was watching her blog through said he saw the lurgs, I looked again and didn't see them as well as I thought
My bad

 

[Meld]

Is there any record of her first saying she has the BPD? Because I think that's just something she gleaned from Life Plus Cindy

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Eh, but what do Emily Franz and Amberlynn Reid REALLY have in common to connect over in a relationship?
Emily - from what she has publicly posted - enjoys the outdoors, hiking, campfires, nature etc etc.
Most relatively normal sized nature-loving, hiking boots wearing lesbians who want a normal relationship with a woman are after someone who shares their passion. Maybe they can hike and see new sights together like the Smokies. Very romantic.
Amber enjoys food, alcohol, and sitting at home. That’s about it. The only Smokies she is interested in are the kind in a bag at the grocery store.
Emily clearly wants a deathfat to stuff and that’s it. Most deathfat lesbians have a deathfat partner.

Totally agree. Most people wants to have relationships where there is some commonality between their interests and aspirations. It could be traveling, families, hobbies. Amber and Emily have none of it, except that Amber loves to eat and Emily loves that Amber eats. This is not a relationship. This is why Emily told Amber to return to OKC, and she’ll visit when she’ll feel like it. Amber is so needy thT she’ll accept pretty well anything.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Is there any record of her first saying she has the BPD? Because I think that's just something she gleaned from Life Plus Cindy

It was toward the Wipey era, so not long ago. She made a big announcement about her diagnosis

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

1. Do y'all think the ankle balls drag on the floor? That would be my main concern if I were Amber.

I'm pretty certain that's why she keeps getting cellulitis in her laayygggs over and over and over. The flaps drag on the floor, the tissue gets irritated/injured and bacteria pours right in. Her ankle balls are basically the equivalent of foreskin for her ankles. The folds completely encompass her ankle. Just imagine all the foulness building up in that skin. Plus she's had athlete's feet for years. No wonder she's always in the ER for antibiotics.

 

[FatalTater]

Earlier I was watching The Great Mouse Detective like a normal grownup would do, and I noticed a striking similarity between Amber and the cat, Felicia.

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Felicia

https://archive.ph/YFwbA

Felicia even had a lil' bow on her head like Amber used to wear. lol

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Her ankle balls are basically the equivalent of foreskin for her ankles

What a terrible time to be literate.

I'm adding:

ER visit for infection,
psoriasis reveal
Worsening alcoholism
And gout

To my 2025 ALR bingo card.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Leave it to a fat fuck like Amber to develop foreskin on her ankles. ForeskinLynn hobbling around with crust chipping off her layggs while she mops with no pants on.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Earlier I was watching The Great Mouse Detective like a normal grownup would do, and I noticed a striking similarity between Amber and the cat, Felicia.

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Felicia

https://archive.ph/YFwbA

Felicia even had a lil' bow on her head like Amber used to wear. lol

Off topic but her page is gold out of context.

Inspiration: Lucifer.
Powers and abilities: eating rats.
Presumed dead.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Totally agree. Most people wants to have relationships where there is some commonality between their interests and aspirations. It could be traveling, families, hobbies. Amber and Emily have none of it, except that Amber loves to eat and Emily loves that Amber eats. This is not a relationship. This is why Emily told Amber to return to OKC, and she’ll visit when she’ll feel like it. Amber is so needy thT she’ll accept pretty well anything.

To be fair, Amber hasn’t had that with any of her girlfriends. The only reason she ever dates anyone is because they showed an interest in her. I’m just pretty positive that if she got any male attention in her DMS, she’d suddenly be bisexual.

 

[by the wawter]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amberlynn-vlogs-blank.36310/

8 years late to the meme but I couldn't help myself

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Totally agree. Most people wants to have relationships where there is some commonality between their interests and aspirations. It could be traveling, families, hobbies. Amber and Emily have none of it, except that Amber loves to eat and Emily loves that Amber eats. This is not a relationship. This is why Emily told Amber to return to OKC, and she’ll visit when she’ll feel like it. Amber is so needy thT she’ll accept pretty well anything.

I agree. Amber falls in love with anyone she speaks to after two days. And she only cares about the stuff she finds interesting, not her girlfriends. Emily Franz spent all day traveling to see her and amber immediately has her drive her to walmart, get her nails done, her favorite buffet, the same one I believe she took her to last time she had to haul her ass home and then to buy alcohol she can't even drink herself. Sounds like a great vacation and way to use her time away from work (if she still has a job.)