Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

It's right at the beginning, but this entire video is AL at her worst IMO

Got damn you're not kidding, that obnoxious bitching in the car, being shitty annoying customers in Walmart, being all extra about a moth in their room, filthy tongue and bra appearances. Then there's the fact that she looks like a sack of actual horseshit in a muumuu, and that was in August of 2016, so she's even fatter than this now.

And I made a bonus gif just as a love letter to you cause you be fam.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amberlynn Trap Remix yo

 

[dumpster bitch]

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Why would D put her face anywhere near that hot ass mess of a crotch? Logistically, how did it work? We for damn sure know they didn't scissor, because that would be impossible.

Also, Amber talks an awful lot about "cold sores," I wonder if she gave Destiny mouth herpes or if they both had it independently at the start of the relationship.

I wondered that too. There is at least one video of Amber at Krystle's when it had the herp. I think it mentions Krystle got cold sores too, so Amber may be spreading it around.

 

[CindyChafe]

This is from a few pages back, but this comment reminded me SO much of Ruby Gettinger, that red-haired woman who had her own reality show ("Ruby") from 2008 - 2011 or so. At her highest she was around 700lbs and during the TV show she got down into the 300's and she felt positively skinny at that weight, flaunting herself around and saying "I'm skinny now!" Ruby reminds me sooo much of Amber in her mannerisms, too. Pronouncing words incorrectly, being obnoxious, guilting her enablers, etc. IIRC her show was cancelled because she never made consistent progress with her weight loss and admitted to binging whenever the cameras left. She also talked about how she learned how to lean a certain way when she did her on camera weigh-ins and she could shift the scale by 30-50lbs by doing so.

Edit: Ruby also claimed to have NO memories before the age of 13, which is when he said her weight loss problem began. She and Amber should be BFF's with how they play the troubled childhood victim card.

Last I heard she is still active on social media trying to "inspire" people to fight their battle with weight loss, while she remains just as fat as ever. Amber will be headed down a similar path of never succeeding in consistently getting healthier unless she loses the attitude/completely changes her personality.

Wow I thought I was the only one who remembered that show. Ruby was always so "uh-sah-tid" (the way she pronounced excited) about everything and lived with her gay male friend if I remember correctly. They do both have similar mannerisms as well as being named after semi precious stones.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Wow I thought I was the only one who remembered that show. Ruby was always so "uh-sah-tid" (the way she pronounced excited) about everything and lived with her gay male friend if I remember correctly. They do both have similar mannerisms as well as being named after semi precious stones.

But Amber is really just sap.

 

[HerpDerp]

Ok, guyzzzzz. At 7:40 in the video she just posted....is that her ginormous beef curtains or some kind of weird under-fupa FUPA?!

 

[Scaleghost]

I'm certain that she got a tip from here to slit the back of that 1975 t-shirt as someone suggested it earlier, there's no way she could fit into that otherwise

 

[Sportello]

I had the pleasure of interacting with one of her new sock puppets! She gives it away with those lame hearts, every time. You'd think she'd at least pretend to be a different person, considering she's so good at doing it in real life.

 

[Amberlie]

Does anyone else remember a few videos back when she told us "btw guise I turned the tap off when I brushed my teeth you just didn't see it" obvious lie, but she now shows us her leaving her tap on the ENTIRE time she washes her dishes instead of filling up a bowl like a normal person, way to conserve water Amber

 

[Bitchboy95]

I had the pleasure of interacting with one of her new sock puppets! She gives it away with those lame hearts, every time. You'd think she'd at least pretend to be a different person, considering she's so good at doing it in real life.

Stop with the sock puppet acount speculation. As lame as she is, I doubt she has 50+ alternate accounts . She most likely has some but according to the Farms, it's anyone who defends her and uses a heart emoji.

 

[dumpster bitch]

Ok, guyzzzzz. At 7:40 in the video she just posted....is that her ginormous beef curtains or some kind of weird under-fupa FUPA?!

I think her FUPA has grown a FUPA.

 

[Tazz]

HER CUNT IS A 20lb GUNT. Never seen 3 gunts on a person. Holy shit.

 

[AL's Fupa]

Here, just cause I'm petty as fuck.

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[Goose]

So she "addressed" the cat neglect issue. She says she pays Destiny 100 dollars to look after the cats. She. Pays. Destiny. What a moron.

I guess this explains why Destiny still puts up with AL. Need those dollas to keep the fridge (Dana) fully stocked!

 

[Cripple]

Ok, guyzzzzz. At 7:40 in the video she just posted....is that her ginormous beef curtains or some kind of weird under-fupa FUPA?!

Amber, you're supposed to move things to vacuum underneath them. Otherwise you're half-assing it.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Amber, you're supposed to move things to vacuum underneath them. Otherwise you're half-assing it.

It's like some kind of horrid super-gunt!

 

[Calling]

Here, just cause I'm petty as fuck.

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This seriously makes me wonder how the apartment smells. Didn't Rafe say she smells like perfume? And then she puts this shit in the carpet, you know that cat litter gets cleaned once in a blue moon, and every time she cooks, I can smell the heartburn.

It's too much. I hope she at least leaves the windows open.

Also what is it with this thread attracting holier than thou retards who condemn us. Fuck off already no one cares. You aren't the first and it's gotten old.

 

[SailorJupiter]

Afaik calories from clear spirits like vodka (and tequila? don't remember) won't be stored as fat 'cause alcohol is poison to the body. So your body focuses on burning that first, and then any food you eat while drinking. If you don't eat much (or anything) while drinking, you shouldn't gain weight from drinking clear spirits. However this is Amber, we all know she eats two pizzas and three pints of ice cream and a family size bag of chips while she's drunk.

I'm willing to bet money that Big AL has a fatty liver. Her drinking any type of alcohol, small % or not, is going to fuck up her liver even more. Soon she will develop alcoholic fatty liver disease.

 

[WhoAmILikeWhaaaat]

I'm willing to bet money that Big AL has a fatty liver. Her drinking any type of alcohol, small % or not, is going to fuck up her liver even more. Soon she will develop alcoholic fatty liver disease.

It's amazing how little she cares for her health. It'd make me sad if she wasn't such an asshole.

 

[SisterChristian]

I'm willing to bet money that Big AL has a fatty liver. Her drinking any type of alcohol, small % or not, is going to fuck up her liver even more. Soon she will develop alcoholic fatty liver disease.

I'm pretty sure her insides are fucked, period. I imagine them to be greasy and coated in layers and layers of fat.