Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Awkwafina said:
Okay. What people are saying is her labia is very clearly still her stomach. You can see it more clearly in this picture. You're not looking at two separate things, this is all one stomach. There is no way her stomach stops at the red line and beneath it is labia. The screencaps that @hotcheetospuffs posted are just closeups of the underneath. That's not how bodies work.

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You're absolutely more than welcome to believe that is vag, but I've lived with morbidly obese people and I understand the way belly's hang more than I'd ever care to admit. FUPA is literally just hanging stomach fat, it's not actually referring to a fat vagina, which is why Amber is so adamant she doesn't have a Fupa when she so clearly does because she's clearly one of the misinformed people who thinks fupa = fat vagina. At this weight she also also has a fat vagina but that's neither here nor there.
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Yes, it's just fat that you'd have to hoist up to get to the lady bits. Her pants are wrinkly because they don't fit properly.
 
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Clown Baby said:
I don't think it's that she has a hard time investing money, it's that she spends all her money like it's going to rot. On bullshit too, constantly eating out, fake plants, trinkets, mismatched pioneer woman bowls and 6 packs of chokers at a time. Thats why she wears a dingy old bra and pants with holes in them. "No one will notice if I wear a different hairbow and necklace every day."
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The first thing that my mind goes to is that she doesn't want to buy new pants/bras because she is either in denial about her true size (those hole-ridden britches are old and strrrreeeetttched out) or she's waiting until she loses enough weight to buy a smaller size.

To be fair, a lot of people wait to lose weight to purchase new clothes, but lezbereal- that shit ain't happening for AL.
 
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I love you guys so much, but can we not argue about which particular yeasty lump is her vag or her gut? This mac and cheese elemental is fatter than any man was ever meant to be. It's one for the ages. Do we even really want the answer? I feel like if you guys ever figure it out my face will melt off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Plus you're making me wanna ralph.
 
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Twinkie McStorr said:
And you know you're completely devoid of ideas when some half-assed cleaning - something we bore ourselves doing, why would we want to watch anyone else do it badly? - is all you have to offer.

And STOP WITH THE FUCKING DUCKFACE!
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Perhaps super optimistic, but is this her way of feeling out the whole camgirl option? Like weird watch-me-clean-and-show-cleavage-and-make-sexy-faces camgirl stuff?
 
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I really don't understand the point of spraying the house with air fresheners. I mean in a bathroom it's understandable but everywhere else it's a little strange. How about open all the windows for couple of hours? But yeah that probably doesn't work in the Amber residence since most likely Wasabi, Rarity and Twinkie pee and shit on the carpet and the uncleaned litter box must stink like crazy.
Anyways, is Amber doing a some kind of ''IN YA FACE KIWIFARMS'' series with these vlogs? Well done, you vacuum and do the dishes like normal people, you need a medal for that AL, applause maybe?
 
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Clown Baby said:
I don't think it's that she has a hard time investing money, it's that she spends all her money like it's going to rot. On bullshit too, constantly eating out, fake plants, trinkets, mismatched pioneer woman bowls and 6 packs of chokers at a time. Thats why she wears a dingy old bra and pants with holes in them. "No one will notice if I wear a different hairbow and necklace every day."

If she stopped acting like a toddler who just got 10 bucks from grandma she could, oh idk spay her cat, replace her plastic Wal-Mart storage container side tables with real furniture, and probably pay off the mountain of hospital bills she's racked up because she thinks the ER is for mildly ill people.

I watched an old FL video today where she went to the ER because she had a bruise on her leg. She had been with Destiny for a day, and already drama queening hard as fuck. I know it's funny to laugh at her fupa and all, but the fact that she just sucks so much outweighs (lol) the fact that she's got her own gravitational pull.
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Spending money =/= investing money

You invest money in a car, in insurance, in nice clothes, in a retirement plan. Amber doesn't do that.
 
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And just where the fuck is she going with that backpack? Certainly not hiking and definitely not school. Backpacks are for people who get outside and WALK, nice waste of money for that tacky ass backpack, gorl.
 
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Kelly Bundy said:
I really don't understand the point of spraying the house with air fresheners. I mean in a bathroom it's understandable but everywhere else it's a little strange. How about open all the windows for couple of hours? But yeah that probably doesn't work in the Amber residence since most likely Wasabi, Rarity and Twinkie pee and shit on the carpet and the uncleaned litter box must stink like crazy.
Anyways, is Amber doing a some kind of ''IN YA FACE KIWIFARMS'' series with these vlogs? Well done, you vacuum and do the dishes like normal people, you need a medal for that AL, applause maybe?
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when your that fat, you stink. and combine that with animal.waste so airfresheners are a welcoming scent in that wasteland
 
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citytrucks said:
Watching her spray her carpet makes it very obvious that she encounters at least some difficulty with wiping despite her adamant claims otherwise.
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That's a good point. She was gloating about just leaving that stuff on her carpet as opposed to cleaning it up. I've never shampooed my carpet, though, is it standard to spray and walk away?

Now I'm sad for her. Seems like a normal Thursday.
 
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