Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh lordy this has got to be fat hall of fame material.
She has leeedurully nothing to do all day but eat now and think about eating later.
I cannot fathom ever wanting to go scrapbookeeen with or journaleeen about pieces of garbage.

I HAVE never seen that kinda shit in my entire life. She really is obsessed with food in such a way it's disturbing. It kinda reminds me of Hey Arnold! when Helga would make shrines out of Arnold's trash. Only time I have ever seen a piece of paper with pics of food cut out and glued onto it was back in elementary school when we got to do craft projects by cutting out random shit from catalogs and magazines and gluing them to paper to make collages.
 
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Oh lordy this has got to be fat hall of fame material.
She has leeedurully nothing to do all day but eat now and think about eating later.
I cannot fathom ever wanting to go scrapbookeeen with or journaleeen about pieces of garbage.
Hamber will never love anyone more than she loves food. When has she ever made scrapbookeen spreads of any of her past exploits? You'd think her tiktok-addled brain would maybe do a "manifesteen" spread or vision board for her weight loss. Fucking nope. Tostitos. What a fucking cow.
 
This stuff also isn't for big fats, but little fats. I work in healthcare and probably every other patient I see is one some kind of weigh loss injection and rarely do I see anyone who has actually lost weight, certainly not someone Amber's size. She is probably spending a fortune on this stuff too..
It seems that clinical evidence is showing that Semaglutide is useful if someone wants to lose weight prior to weight loss surgery, all of it being done through medical supervision. Amber is basically trying again to see if it will work without changing her way of eating. As expected, she will quit soon, and replace it with WW or any other diets.
 
A Compilation of Ex-GF Emily
(I'm not a regular KF user so delete this if it's off topic or whatever I was bored and just started looking around)

Emily Franz (The Feeder) - She went to college at a local school (Moraine Park Technical College) and got an associate's degree in nursing and then got her nursing license in 2013. Had her daughter whose name is easy to find, but I won't list here with later mentioned Seth Wittkowske. It's weird, but she hasn't updated her workplace online since 2011 and just lists it as Direct Support Provider with Clarity Care Inc. All her social media is locked down now

Jennifer Franz - Emily's mom

Tim Franz - Emily's dad - Oshkosh Fire Chief, retired in 2018 and worked there fro 30 years. Clearly has a lot of community support. Can't help but wonder if the small town knows about her behavior.

Cassy Uchendu - Emily's sister - Married in 2015 with kids. Seems super normal, but honestly just emphasizes the fact that Emily is SURROUNDED by children

There's another sister if i'm not mistaken and she seems lowkey

Seth Wittkowske "The Crusher" - Emily's baby dad. Seems fine enough as a guy, and tons of info available from his wrestling career. Seems like he stopped wrestling when they had their kid which I'll assume was around 2020 based on pics. Works in sales for AmEx. Kinda funny claims to be a mental health advocate, meanwhile his baby mama is doing insane deathfeeding shit

All this to say ALR and her are both horrible human beings, but that girl is so delusional for saying that people online dig for this stuff. I spent less than 30 minutes and found all this information on public social media.
 
Oh lordy this has got to be fat hall of fame material.
She has leeedurully nothing to do all day but eat now and think about eating later.
I cannot fathom ever wanting to go scrapbookeeen with or journaleeen about pieces of garbage.
Creating a scrapbook themed around the food that you like to eat is one of THE fattest things that I have seen in a long time.

Amber deserves a round of applause for that one. You don’t even see stuff like that on My 600lb Life.
 
Reminder that this is why she wears the choker. This is what is under there.
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Yeah when she said "if it's not going to suppress appetite whats the point of taking it" the countdown to quitting began. Im sure she already has.

Amber forces herself to eat when she is sick/has no appetite/thinks she may have slept through a meal time. When she can't eat she thinks about it and writes about it and scrapbooks food labels and makes meal plans. It is suppressing your appetite Amber but it's not a magical cure for your fucking food obsession.
 
That poor little dog could be taken care of so well if she was rehomed to be with a competent owner that would excercise her, feed her right and she would not live with fear and anxiety.

I am still so mad that she decided to take the pets with her, even though she never took care of them. Becky could have given them an adequate life but becuase Big Al was so furious and vindictive she decided it's best they rot inside that apartment instead of giving them a better life with someone she knew could take care of them.

Also why the fuck would you keep getting more animals when you need assistance to wash???
I miss Emily... I wish she at least would've gotten her bedbound before peacing the fuck out but i guess not 😔
 
Amber forces herself to eat when she is sick/has no appetite/thinks she may have slept through a meal time. When she can't eat she thinks about it and writes about it and scrapbooks food labels and makes meal plans. It is suppressing your appetite Amber but it's not a magical cure for your fucking food obsession.
The absolute gut wrenching visceral fear amber has about skipping meals and snacks is literal insanity. Even with some food insecurities nobody relatively normal would be that bad.
Shes 500 el bees and thinks eating pizza through some pain/discomfort/nausea is acceptable. Shes shovling down carbs and fat and thinks shes gonna get "malnourished" if she doesnt eat. One missed meal or snack and shes on edge. Doesnt matter that shes got money for doordash or instacart or her mom being a phone call away its a dire situation for amby. Youd think with all her food agression her backstory would be worse than it is at least to justify her current mood about it.
Her food insecurities stem from the idea that she may skip a snack or meal, or that she doesnt have access to other peoples portions of food. And dont get her started on the torture of drinking like skim or whatever milk before dinner. Quite literal violent childhood. Omagah.

I still cant get over her bringing a gallon ziploc bag of snacks with her when she was in the WALLMART PARKING LOT DURING THE DAY IN A CAR WITH ANOTHER PERSON.
Because she wanted to learn how to drive. Amber could be stuck in a long line for in and out and become so overwhelmed she would resort to cannibalism if it took too long.

That poor little dog could be taken care of so well if she was rehomed to be with a competent owner that would excercise her, feed her right and she would not live with fear and anxiety.

I am still so mad that she decided to take the pets with her, even though she never took care of them. Becky could have given them an adequate life but becuase Big Al was so furious and vindictive she decided it's best they rot inside that apartment instead of giving them a better life with someone she knew could take care of them.
Shes a narc and will never let go of the idea shes a "good fur momma" and that would break her emotionally if she saw the truth. Shes gonna die with her head in the sand and clearly shes gonna take a few pets with her in her slow little death spiral she keeps posting on youtube.

Also why the fuck would you keep getting more animals when you need assistance to wash???
I miss Emily... I wish she at least would've gotten her bedbound before peacing the fuck out but i guess not 😔
Narcs are gonna narc. And emily making her bedbound would have been worse. The screeching at mommalynn would have been so mean to put her through that. Id want more of a frog in a pot situation not jarring enough to scare mommalynn away.
 
I'll emphasize that Becky, once again, is far from being a wholly innocent person in gorl world.

But at least she has no history of animal abuse. Twinkie would have undoubtedly been better off going to her. And we already know about how much better off poor Rarity would have been.

At worst, the animals would have become too expensive for Becky and she would have rehoused them. Again, a better situation than staying with Amber.
 
The absolute gut wrenching visceral fear amber has about skipping meals and snacks is literal insanity. Even with some food insecurities nobody relatively normal would be that bad.
Shes 500 el bees and thinks eating pizza through some pain/discomfort/nausea is acceptable.
Fighting through the intended effect of an appetite suppressant to maintain 5000+ calories of gluttony a day is a gorlworld staple. All she needs is that fake gas station weed and she'll be right up there with Chantal downing hospice strength edibles to eat through the pain.
 
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Fighting through the intended effect of an appetite suppressant to maintain 5000+ calories of gluttony a day is a gorlworld staple. All she needs is that fake gas station weed and she'll be right up there with Chantal downing hospice strength edibles to eat through the pain.
do you think amber has ever actually felt actual hunger in her life? this is why there is no hope.. she wants it to take away her appetite but she's not eating because of her appetite.. how fucking sad.. this is it gorls.



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i like fred lmao

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Oh lordy this has got to be fat hall of fame material.
She has leeedurully nothing to do all day but eat now and think about eating later.
I cannot fathom ever wanting to go scrapbookeeen with or journaleeen about pieces of garbage.
I once watched a show about prisoners and this one guy would take grocery store circulars and cut out pics of food that he missed. He had a pic of some kind of flavored Velveeta boxed dinner hanging up above his bed and it broke my heart. Her doing this is baffling, sickening and hilarious. I, for one, hope to see much more of this food-smelling binge-triggering insane trash journal!
 
If Amber was someone I liked, I would tell her to stop putting cream cheese in everything. It doesn't have much flavor and adds a LOT of calories.
Since I'm fairly certain the world would be better without her, I'm gonna say she needs to stop taking the weight loss shots and replace all fruit and vegetables with the cream cheese.
 
If Amber was someone I liked, I would tell her to stop putting cream cheese in everything. It doesn't have much flavor and adds a LOT of calories.
Since I'm fairly certain the world would be better without her, I'm gonna say she needs to stop taking the weight loss shots and replace all fruit and vegetables with the cream cheese.
She’s probably been surrounded by southern/midwestern women that insist on putting a block of cream cheese in everything.

You can throw a metaphorical rock at a white woman’s chip dip/casserole/Crock Pot recipe and it’s a likely chance that it’ll call for a full block of cream cheese.
 
(Don't most people have to teach themselves how to cook? Aren't most people her age children of divorce or two working parents?)
Admittedly I’m twice Ambers’s age, but the girls did compulsory Home Economics in the first 2-3 years of high school, so years 7-10. That included a lesson each week (4 in all), that included a double for cooking, another for budgeting/meal planning, and nutrition, and the final one was cleaning, ironing etc. The boys did woodwork, metalwork, mechanics etc. Maybe these are a thing long past, but my boys are Amber’s age and they still did woodwork, metalwork, and basic mechanics.
Reminder that this is why she wears the choker. This is what is under there.
I suspect the black synthetic elastic choker, plus the inevitable sweat, also stains her neck.
They eat due to boredom or emotions, to self soothe, not because they're hungry...they can't remember what it's like to truly be hungry.
I recall Foodie saying she would eat beyond fullness, to the point of vomiting, so Ozempic was never going to work for her. I doubt Amber is any different in that regard.
 
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