🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Oh lordy this has got to be fat hall of fame material.
She has leeedurully nothing to do all day but eat now and think about eating later.
I cannot fathom ever wanting to go scrapbookeeen with or journaleeen about pieces of garbage.
Creating a scrapbook themed around the food that you like to eat is one of THE fattest things that I have seen in a long time.

Amber deserves a round of applause for that one. You don’t even see stuff like that on My 600lb Life.
 
Reminder that this is why she wears the choker. This is what is under there.
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Yeah when she said "if it's not going to suppress appetite whats the point of taking it" the countdown to quitting began. Im sure she already has.

Amber forces herself to eat when she is sick/has no appetite/thinks she may have slept through a meal time. When she can't eat she thinks about it and writes about it and scrapbooks food labels and makes meal plans. It is suppressing your appetite Amber but it's not a magical cure for your fucking food obsession.
 
That poor little dog could be taken care of so well if she was rehomed to be with a competent owner that would excercise her, feed her right and she would not live with fear and anxiety.

I am still so mad that she decided to take the pets with her, even though she never took care of them. Becky could have given them an adequate life but becuase Big Al was so furious and vindictive she decided it's best they rot inside that apartment instead of giving them a better life with someone she knew could take care of them.

Also why the fuck would you keep getting more animals when you need assistance to wash???
I miss Emily... I wish she at least would've gotten her bedbound before peacing the fuck out but i guess not 😔
 
Amber forces herself to eat when she is sick/has no appetite/thinks she may have slept through a meal time. When she can't eat she thinks about it and writes about it and scrapbooks food labels and makes meal plans. It is suppressing your appetite Amber but it's not a magical cure for your fucking food obsession.
The absolute gut wrenching visceral fear amber has about skipping meals and snacks is literal insanity. Even with some food insecurities nobody relatively normal would be that bad.
Shes 500 el bees and thinks eating pizza through some pain/discomfort/nausea is acceptable. Shes shovling down carbs and fat and thinks shes gonna get "malnourished" if she doesnt eat. One missed meal or snack and shes on edge. Doesnt matter that shes got money for doordash or instacart or her mom being a phone call away its a dire situation for amby. Youd think with all her food agression her backstory would be worse than it is at least to justify her current mood about it.
Her food insecurities stem from the idea that she may skip a snack or meal, or that she doesnt have access to other peoples portions of food. And dont get her started on the torture of drinking like skim or whatever milk before dinner. Quite literal violent childhood. Omagah.

I still cant get over her bringing a gallon ziploc bag of snacks with her when she was in the WALLMART PARKING LOT DURING THE DAY IN A CAR WITH ANOTHER PERSON.
Because she wanted to learn how to drive. Amber could be stuck in a long line for in and out and become so overwhelmed she would resort to cannibalism if it took too long.

That poor little dog could be taken care of so well if she was rehomed to be with a competent owner that would excercise her, feed her right and she would not live with fear and anxiety.

I am still so mad that she decided to take the pets with her, even though she never took care of them. Becky could have given them an adequate life but becuase Big Al was so furious and vindictive she decided it's best they rot inside that apartment instead of giving them a better life with someone she knew could take care of them.
Shes a narc and will never let go of the idea shes a "good fur momma" and that would break her emotionally if she saw the truth. Shes gonna die with her head in the sand and clearly shes gonna take a few pets with her in her slow little death spiral she keeps posting on youtube.

Also why the fuck would you keep getting more animals when you need assistance to wash???
I miss Emily... I wish she at least would've gotten her bedbound before peacing the fuck out but i guess not 😔
Narcs are gonna narc. And emily making her bedbound would have been worse. The screeching at mommalynn would have been so mean to put her through that. Id want more of a frog in a pot situation not jarring enough to scare mommalynn away.
 
I'll emphasize that Becky, once again, is far from being a wholly innocent person in gorl world.

But at least she has no history of animal abuse. Twinkie would have undoubtedly been better off going to her. And we already know about how much better off poor Rarity would have been.

At worst, the animals would have become too expensive for Becky and she would have rehoused them. Again, a better situation than staying with Amber.
 
The absolute gut wrenching visceral fear amber has about skipping meals and snacks is literal insanity. Even with some food insecurities nobody relatively normal would be that bad.
Shes 500 el bees and thinks eating pizza through some pain/discomfort/nausea is acceptable.
Fighting through the intended effect of an appetite suppressant to maintain 5000+ calories of gluttony a day is a gorlworld staple. All she needs is that fake gas station weed and she'll be right up there with Chantal downing hospice strength edibles to eat through the pain.
 
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Fighting through the intended effect of an appetite suppressant to maintain 5000+ calories of gluttony a day is a gorlworld staple. All she needs is that fake gas station weed and she'll be right up there with Chantal downing hospice strength edibles to eat through the pain.
do you think amber has ever actually felt actual hunger in her life? this is why there is no hope.. she wants it to take away her appetite but she's not eating because of her appetite.. how fucking sad.. this is it gorls.



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i like fred lmao

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Oh lordy this has got to be fat hall of fame material.
She has leeedurully nothing to do all day but eat now and think about eating later.
I cannot fathom ever wanting to go scrapbookeeen with or journaleeen about pieces of garbage.
I once watched a show about prisoners and this one guy would take grocery store circulars and cut out pics of food that he missed. He had a pic of some kind of flavored Velveeta boxed dinner hanging up above his bed and it broke my heart. Her doing this is baffling, sickening and hilarious. I, for one, hope to see much more of this food-smelling binge-triggering insane trash journal!
 
WLS and GLP inhibitors will never work long term for people like this who don't deal with their mentals. They eat due to boredom or emotions, to self soothe, not because they're hungry...they can't remember what it's like to truly be hungry.
 
If Amber was someone I liked, I would tell her to stop putting cream cheese in everything. It doesn't have much flavor and adds a LOT of calories.
Since I'm fairly certain the world would be better without her, I'm gonna say she needs to stop taking the weight loss shots and replace all fruit and vegetables with the cream cheese.
 
If Amber was someone I liked, I would tell her to stop putting cream cheese in everything. It doesn't have much flavor and adds a LOT of calories.
Since I'm fairly certain the world would be better without her, I'm gonna say she needs to stop taking the weight loss shots and replace all fruit and vegetables with the cream cheese.
She’s probably been surrounded by southern/midwestern women that insist on putting a block of cream cheese in everything.

You can throw a metaphorical rock at a white woman’s chip dip/casserole/Crock Pot recipe and it’s a likely chance that it’ll call for a full block of cream cheese.
 
(Don't most people have to teach themselves how to cook? Aren't most people her age children of divorce or two working parents?)
Admittedly I’m twice Ambers’s age, but the girls did compulsory Home Economics in the first 2-3 years of high school, so years 7-10. That included a lesson each week (4 in all), that included a double for cooking, another for budgeting/meal planning, and nutrition, and the final one was cleaning, ironing etc. The boys did woodwork, metalwork, mechanics etc. Maybe these are a thing long past, but my boys are Amber’s age and they still did woodwork, metalwork, and basic mechanics.
Reminder that this is why she wears the choker. This is what is under there.
I suspect the black synthetic elastic choker, plus the inevitable sweat, also stains her neck.
They eat due to boredom or emotions, to self soothe, not because they're hungry...they can't remember what it's like to truly be hungry.
I recall Foodie saying she would eat beyond fullness, to the point of vomiting, so Ozempic was never going to work for her. I doubt Amber is any different in that regard.
 
What I want to know is, is that the Destiny Era choker? It is, isn't it.

It's more grime than choker at this point. Like a body at Pompeii, the choker decayed and left a crunchy outer shell.

Someone hold my hair.
 
Usually, cheap necklace staines are either green or the color of the paint. middle school taught me this. That is not and never was a necklace stain.
 
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