Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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You a LAH

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She's live.
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Amber keeps looking at her phone and smiling. People in the chat are asking, "New girl? Who is she?" while Amber denies she has a new girlfriend. Of course not, because it's Emily.

Chat: "Who are you texting?"
Amber: "I wasn't texting anyone... oh, like a bit ago? Just a friend." 🙄
Someone in the chat defends Amber saying of course Amber is downplaying who she's texting because haydurs ruin all of Amber's relationships. Amber agrees and says, "I will never talk about my love life again. EH-VUUUUUURRRRR."

The chat wastes everyone's time by talking about the flat earth. I believe Amber doesn't actually believe in a flat earth, she just uses it as a distraction to change the subject when she knows she's fucked up recently.

Amber claims she "has a lawyer now" so she can't speak on certain subjects. Huh?

Amber supports the woman who is suing Uber because a driver didn't want her 500 pound butt to break his car. "That person was absolutely a fat shamer. That person is fatphobic. Let's be so fucking for real right now. But who has broken a car at 500 pounds? I've seen 600 pound life and some of them are 1000 pounds and none of them have broken a car. No one has broken a car. I hope she wins because she fully deserves to be in the motherfucking Uber just like everyone else."
Chat: "My sister literally popped a tire when she sat on my dad's car."
Amber: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????"
Chat: She could have gotten one of the XL cars. There are other accommodations for her.
Amber: "I've sat in some tiny, tiny cars. I'll tell you that."

Someone in the chat talks about thinking about taking ketamine for anxiety and asked Amber if she's looked into it.
Amber: "I do have a friend who is pro-ketamine. They go to ketamine therapy. They said it's changed their life."

I found it interesting in Amber's newest vlog, she talks about having a friend who has a mother who has lipedema, so they can understand Amber's lipedema struggles. Is this same friend also taking ketamine? Will Amber have a ketamine gorlfriend arc soon?

More ignoring the stream and the chat in favor of texting her mysterious "friend."
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Amber talks about the origins of Choosey because everyone's so disturbed by her forcing Becky to do it for hours/days at a time. Amber says that she created the game when she was a very little girl when her parents were high, her parents were arguing, her father was beating her mom, and Amber would be traumatized and focusing on a few rocks in front of her. She says she didn't have many toys when she was little so mostly what she had were rocks to play with. So she created the Choosey game with her rock toys. She claims it was something soothing she did to drown out the trauma and horrors, so now she does it even to this day as something to soothe her.
Amber: "I was with someone for almost 5 years and they saw me do it, and they did it with me. It was like bonding. It was something fun to do together. It was never me forcing me and it's such an absurd thing to say."

I thought she was going to stop talking about Becky and won't respond to any of Becky's claims to "protect her peace." That claim lasted all of one day. As usual.

Someone's trolling Amber and Amber says, "You're paying me to be rude to me, so I can be rude back, but I can do it for free." Ok, that was funny.

Amber then talks about Keemstar talking to her and DMing her. "Oh mah gaw he's soooo obsessed with me!" She says that yomama convinced Keemstar to go on one of Amber's lives. Amber claims he's going to do it for free. No word of when or if it's actually going to happen or if that was just Keemstar (whoever that is) is messing with her.

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Someone says they have a crush on her. Amber makes faces and says she doesn't know what to do with that information. Chat asks her if she'd be open to open her DMs and be open to date someone again. Amber says no.

Of course it's a no, she's already got a girl on the hook right now and she has to keep the appearance of being loyal while showing her love interest how popular and desirable she is.

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There's a dumb 15-minute long segment of someone in chat wanting Amber to rate their food. Amber can't find their message on Instagram. There's a lot of back and forth about who the person is on IG and Amber still can't find them and gives up. After a bunch of BS, Amber finally finds them and shows everyone the person's meal. It's stupid.

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Amber talks about her grey hairs. .......
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Someone in the chat mentions that Amber's phone is blinking.
Amber: "I guess it does that when I get a text message. *laugh*"

She claims 156 people are watching her right now. She also has 340 members now.

Amber has blocked certain words from the chat. Rarity has already been confirmed to be blocked, but it looks like Amber's blocked the word "choosy" too. "Choosey" gets through, though.

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We're now in intermission and staring at the ceiling.

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She's back and momentarily distracted with her phone.
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Amber goes on a long rant about people getting mad at Amber bringing up bad memories of the past in the vlog where Amber and her mom are reminiscing outside together.
Amber: "People were asking 'Why would Amber bring up bad moments?' I only brought up good things. Like the turtle..." "We were standing around reminiscing. The third degree burn thing, I actually burned myself. My mom's memory is actually really bad and I wasn't going to correct my mom on the vlog. I didn't want to embarrass her. The whole cup o noodle thing, I burnt myself. It wasn't anything she did wrong. The thing where dad surprised me with the bike, mom brought up that they left me alone so they could do drugs in the tent. People were like 'I can't believe Amberlynn would do that' but no, my mom is the one who brought it into that territory. If my mom ever brings up shade, it's literally not like that at all. But if I say something that seems it's not as sweet as a cherry, even though it's not even true because I'm so kind to my mom, people are like "omg Amberlynn is sooo rude to her mom!" This is why me and my mom will never be videos together together again. EH-VEUUUUURRRRRR. I'd love for mom and me to be on a podcast, but I can't do that because the people watching have one thing in mind: They want my mom to hate me. My mom is OBSESSED with me. People on reaction channels are like 'yeah mamalynn pop off pop off!' and you guys are literally so dumb." "You guys genuinely don't know what you're talking about."
 
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Are we seeing the return of Trollyn?

She's getting a little messy lately. Quite the departure from the usual fake ass content.
It would really just complete the rehash of everything across the series we've seen the last few months ago.

She is still very fat. Her undead gradient is fucking gross too. Her arms legit change from concealer to undead. Was Emily into Necromancy as well?
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Fat to the future or something.
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Thank you, and I'm pretty sure this surprises fucking no one. In fact I'm pretty sure I made a whole post about how this smeglatude run would go nowhere but eh, let's get this over with.
The eternal loser

It's February 5th, and she doesn't feel like getting ready today, explaining her especially crusty appearance today. This is followed by a weigh in of 511.2 lbs. Looks like fatty is even fatter. Is surprised she gained that much overnight even though she only ate 2100 calories. She mentions her lipadema and tbh, weighing every single day is retarded, because for once, normies can have weight fluctuation from day to day as well. But I'm pretty sure stuff like that's been discussed here at length already. Oh god, more diet talk from fatty, says a low carb high fat diet would help limpedema, but it would trigger her gallbladder and her pancreas. Oof, "I could be in a calorie deficit all day and my body would not react." not thermodynamically possible. Has been busy answering questions for her upcoming appointment.

Timeskip of a few hours. Complains about how windy Oklahoma is and claims to have just walked Twinkie. She struggles to understand how wind works it seems. After a talk with one of her mom's friends, she comes to the conclusion that she shouldn't weigh herself daily (no shit bitch). It put her in a bad headspace and she just "needs to protect her peace". Starts whining about her not getting her semaglutide in time and it's giving every single deference of responsibility spiel to quit something she's done so many times before. Claims the smeglatude was not only late, but also sent in the wrong dosage. I will admit here, my own experience with the pharmaceutical complex is rather limited, but sending the wrong dosage outright (and not as a split dosage of like 20mg + 10mg instead of 30mg because of supply issues) seems like smth that predominantly only happens in Amberland. Gives a list of smelgatide negatives like how it's not been working for her and how it's been too long since she's taken it.

The next day, it is now February 6th. Pats her shelf ass for cleaning up the shelf and says the unsorted shelf gave her anxiedee. Having to show everything she eats is "putting her in a bad place mentally". Spergs about psychology, her first appointment is in an hour apparently. Oh my god can this flabby fuck stop blabbing about her baby brother already? A few hours later, it is now after the appoinment. She only cried one time, such a big girl she's become. Other than that, this is nigh indistinguishable from her other post first time therapy sessions lately.

Next she goes to bingo with mom (it's mommalynns birthday if I heard it right. (If I'm ever at a point in my life when the most exciting thing I can talk about is the color of my bingo dobber, I give you all full permission to kill me.) They eat nachos for dinner. Back home. Talks about doing some tiktok trend.

It's over and I'm tired.
And the cycle keeps turning.
 
Stream Continued...
There's a really long segment where Amber completely ignores the stream and chat to silently text someone on her phone.
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It's so long, I end up getting up, going to the bathroom, getting a drink of water from the kitchen. At some point I hear in the distance Amber briefly saying something about the Ankle. When I come back, she's on her phone again silently texting someone and ignoring the stream.

Amber says she would like to be on Patreon because she wants to watch Trisha Paytas's stuff, but she doesn't want to pay for it. She then talks about copyright stuff on Youtube.
Amber: "You can't react to it [her member's only livestreams], you can't do anything like that. There are a few reaction channels I can get shut down like lickety split within a second and I don't. There are one or two in particular, they need to be careful with what they're saying. Truly." Ah, we're in the threats part of the livestream.

Another long, silent segment where she's on her phone texting someone.

Chat keeps asking about this. Amber says "So I was texting someone who is currently watching me. Hello!" Amber leans into the camera and puts on lipstick. Twice. This goes on for a while.
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She's in heat.
When she's done, she gets giggly.

"If an Uber tells me I'm too fat to fit in their car.... *pretends to dial a number* Hello, is this the suing company?"
She's really feeling being super morbidly obese and 500 pounds, and how everyone needs to deal with it and let her break their cars on threat of being sued if they don't let Amber step all over them.
Chat: She could have ordered an XL Uber (repeating what they said earlier)
Amber: She literally shouldn't have to.

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Chat: Does she have a new girl? She's giddy, touching her hair, feeling herself...
Amber giggles and laughs. "You guys are basically private investigators!" She then says again she's never talking about her love life ever again. She says there's a vlog coming soon where she discusses this topic, how she'll never talk about any relationships ever again.

Chat: What if your girlfriend wants to be in your vlogs?
Amber: Nuh uh.

Chat: "What's her name?"
Amber: "Well...." Amber makes a face trying to look all mysterious before changing the subject about cookies and her tripod.

More ranting about the girl who's suing Uber and how people accuse Amber of breaking cars. She mentions seeing the compilations of "Amberlynn Reid breaking cars" and says they're all fatphobic. "Just because a fat girl is in a car that happens to be broken doesn't mean she broke the car." She goes on a rant about how her mom needed to put air in her tires but the air needed to be on her mom's side. "So if anyone broke the car, mom did. Love you mom!!!"
Amber: "We live in a fatphobic fucking country. It's that simple."

There's a long segment where Amber is talking about copyright on Youtube and how people are violating copyright laws. "If you're inciting hate, if you're taking away someone's income, like so many people say 'I would rather watch Zachary Michael than Amberlynn's channel.' A good example is The Ankle. If I sued him for what he is doing in his current videos, I would win. Not only is he reacting to every single video of mine, he's inciting VIOLENCE. Not physical violence, but he's inciting harassment. He's slandering and defaming me based on what he's saying. Don't get me started, I'm not going to talk about it! I don't have to talk about it with ya'll."

More threats. She has a lawyer, ya'll. FBI Frank is coming for you. She will sue you and she will win.

Chat: Suing someone costs so much.
Amber: Sometimes it does. Sometimes it doesn't.

She's ending the stream now. Goodnight.
 
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Right around the 2min30 mark, her shirt shifts and it looks like our gorl has an angry wound of some kind. Strangely, it’s not in any of the other shots that come after. Is she splicing old videos together?
Maybe this is a hidden hickey from Emily Franz visit?

Watching that McDonald's dancing video just makes me see this.

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If anyone's curious, here's a clip of Amber during one of the many times she threatened to sue reaction channels (specifically Zachary Michael and The Ankle in this clip) in her most recent live. I don't think my summary portrayed how smug she is throughout this. Before this clip, people were also commenting that Amber's in her "Elle Woods era" which Amber seemed to enjoy very much.
If anyone needs any other clips, just ask.

 
If anyone's curious, here's a clip of Amber during one of the many times she threatened to sue reaction channels (specifically Zachary Michael and The Ankle in this clip) in her most recent live. I don't think my summary portrayed how smug she is throughout this. Before this clip, people were also commenting that Amber's in her "Elle Woods era" which Amber seemed to enjoy very much.
If anyone needs any other clips, just ask.

She is also is high as fuck in that video too
 
I hear this a lot. Now, as someone who is just an outsider looking in, if women are aware enough to not exhibit symptoms, are they even autistic? Would it not be some other sort of mental illness or issue? I thought the problem with autistic people is that they aren't aware of themselves?
From my understanding as a layperson, autistic girls tend to fixate on things like animals, makeup, plants, etc. and some develop eating disorders from obsessing over counting calories. Autistic girls are often misdiagnosed with bipolar, depression, and other "female" coded disorders as most doctors probably see their young female patients in distress as having a mood disorder. High-functioning boys are also good at "masking" - I've definitely met guys who are only slightly socially retarded or have a subtle speech impediment only to find out later that they indeed have autism.

Anyway, my money's on our favorite obese toddler coming back with a new autism diagnosis after a few zoom therapy sessions.
 
Amber talks about the origins of Choosey because everyone's so disturbed by her forcing Becky to do it for hours/days at a time. Amber says that she created the game when she was a very little girl when her parents were high, her parents were arguing, her father was beating her mom, and Amber would be traumatized and focusing on a few rocks in front of her. She says she didn't have many toys when she was little so mostly what she had were rocks to play with. So she created the Choosey game with her rock toys. She claims it was something soothing she did to drown out the trauma and horrors, so now she does it even to this day as something to soothe her.
Amber: "I was with someone for almost 5 years and they saw me do it, and they did it with me. It was like bonding. It was something fun to do together. It was never me forcing me and it's such an absurd thing to say."
If this is actually true and not just Amber using her tRaUma/ PTSD to excuse what to the casual observer looks like a classic control technique* by taking up all of her caretaker's time with pointless tasks, she needs to print this out and read it until it sinks into her fat addled brain how fucking bizarre it is. I'm willing to believe that a child living in a volatile environment like that might have developed some weird coping mechanisms/ distractions but ffs Big Al is the wrong side of 34 and this is weird and best and sinister at worst at should have been drummed out of her in therapy. If she actually ever went that is.

*oh who am I kidding that's exactly what it was

EDIT: words r hard
 
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If anyone's curious, here's a clip of Amber during one of the many times she threatened to sue reaction channels (specifically Zachary Michael and The Ankle in this clip) in her most recent live. I don't think my summary portrayed how smug she is throughout this. Before this clip, people were also commenting that Amber's in her "Elle Woods era" which Amber seemed to enjoy very much.
If anyone needs any other clips, just ask.


"Inciting hate"?

Gorl, it's not illegal to dislike you.
 
THIS is why she wears the fishnets. She has disgusting skintags and sunspots everywhere! Idk how I've never noticed them before. They're all over near the crease of her armpit (armcave?) too. This is such a common thing for deathfats to have skintags near and in between their folds. Truly spine chilling.
 
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