Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The Ghost of Rarity said:
It’s okay fren, I had to have someone show me how to do it lol
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I cannot get the second layer menu to do anything on mobile. My computer is broken I'm struggling to figure this website out
The first layer will open up the second layer and the second layer I can't do anything. I can't do spoilers either


Edit sorry for off subject ❤️
 
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Alright, fellas, I've read all the posts where Amber mentioned coffee ice cream, and something in the back of my mind clicked.

Coffee ice cream...that is so...suspiciously specific (and kinda smells like BS). Then I had a hunch where I had possibly read it before.

I followed that hunch, and...well...

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In chapter 80 of non-award winning ego-fiction Scottie, Amber's self insert eats coffee-flavored ice cream. Keep in mind, I dug through all previous chapters trying to find something. While ice cream was mentioned like 2 times before, the actual flavor was not mentioned. The first time the flavor is explicitly mentioned is here...and it's coffee flavored.

What's the obsession with coffee ice cream specifically? None of the characters in the story drank coffee, and it's not like we see her drink coffee much either. I don't get it. My only guess is she thinks coffee is a "mature" flavor or something, or to make herself appear as more sophisticated than she is.
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Arlo Gunthrie said:
I cannot get the second layer menu to do anything on mobile. My computer is broken I'm struggling to figure this website out
The first layer will open up the second layer and the second layer I can't do anything. I can't do spoilers either


Edit sorry for off subject ❤️
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OT as well but i always used these tools in mobile and they haven't been working for me for about a month. i figured it was just me being retarded.

but that's now three mobile fags having that issue.

i'll poke around to see where i can send a lil tip on the issue or resolution when i have time.

sorry for OT!
 
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Hot CILF in your area said:
In chapter 80 of non-award winning ego-fiction Scottie, Amber's self insert eats coffee-flavored ice cream.
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Oh wow the all-lesbian cruise story! Good eye!! But why is she writing about a dad. Thought she hated hers and her dad's friend molested her. Anyway, I just assumed she said "coffee ice cream" because she read it in one of the YA novels she has her routine pedo fantasies about (a dainty mature teen lesbeen licking adult coffee ice cream sexily) but obviously it has been on her mind for years. Good to know.
 
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Richie Richard said:
Oh wow the all-lesbian cruise story! Good eye!! But why is she writing about a dad. Thought she hated hers and her dad's friend molested her. Anyway, I just assumed she said "coffee ice cream" because she read it in one of the YA novels she has her routine pedo fantasies about (a dainty mature teen lesbeen licking adult coffee ice cream sexily) but obviously it has been on her mind for years. Good to know.
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Not the lezzbean cruise story. That's Helloo Darling. That was from another piece of shit story of hers, Scottie
 
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Richie Richard said:
Oh wow the all-lesbian cruise story! Good eye!! But why is she writing about a dad. Thought she hated hers and her dad's friend molested her. Anyway, I just assumed she said "coffee ice cream" because she read it in one of the YA novels she has her routine pedo fantasies about (a dainty mature teen lesbeen licking adult coffee ice cream sexily) but obviously it has been on her mind for years. Good to know.
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That's the other one, Hello Darling. That one only has 10 chapters. Scottie is the one taking place in a nondescipt town which has such great establishments like Hazelnut High, Rosebud Hospital, Jaslyn's, among others. Make no mistake though, it's just as poorly written and has daddy issues just the same.
 
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Arlo Gunthrie said:
I cannot get the second layer menu to do anything on mobile.
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Bill Evans 45 said:
I have the exact same problem (Android).
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tato fairy said:
OT as well but i always used these tools in mobile and they haven't been working for me for about a month. i figured it was just me being retarded.
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Check if you have BB turned on (the square parentheses). Click the last expand icon (the three dots) on the right and switch this setting off:
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If it's not that, don't know what else it could be.
 
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I like how “the truth” about FBI frank is cuts of Amber saying “that is true” or “that did happen” verbally with no Proof except the same screenshot from the first video and a voice note. She mentions that she initially thought they were contacting her about one of her family members and that seems more plausible to me than a YouTube comment.
 
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Ahem.

Silly Kiwis. FatAl's favorite ice cream flavor is "Any". And if all stores in a fifty mile radius have run out of that, our big tubba guts will settle for her second favorite, which is mint chocolate chip. This she likes to serve in a bowl with melk er, sorry milk poured over it.

She's SUCH a quirky psychopath, isn't she?
 
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AzurePastures said:
Maybe FBI Frank is to Amberlynn what this Frank was to Donnie Darko...
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Can we get a plane engine to fall on LoserLynn soon? Pretty please?

I recently watched Donnie Darko twice, once each theater cut and director cut.
Always watch the director's cut.
Though I now think there may be an amount of times that is too many to watch that movie in one day.
 
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I think I said this at the time as well, the Fbi can't get cell records of people who have committed murder on camera, but sure, not only did they get someone's name, address and ip address, but also turned that info over to Amber, the "victim". And yet, couldn't even find Amber's address to contact her. She really thinks her audience is as dumb as she is.
 
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