Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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If she was sexting with this degenerate feeder dude I wonder if he got to see layyyggs and was the one that told her she has a “cute little coin purse” with a “dainty bush”

Either way I’m calling these claims cap, ain’t no way that things seen the light of day except maybe when she was a baby and still under 200elbees
 
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Is Alexis gonna drop that Hamberlynn and Justin Feeder are still together?
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Amber doesn't like coffee and we've never seen her eat it in ice cream form. She picked this up from somewhere because she thought coffee ice cream sounds sophisticated and sexxxy.
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Ahhhhhcktually her favorite has been Jamocha since at least the Becky Era. When she first started dieting with Becky they would hit up Baskin Robbins after eating out and she would just get a single dainty scoop.

Also, Alexis must not give a shit about being friends with Emily anymore if the first thing she does after she gets a message from her is run to the internet to say she's gonna spill tea. What a fat, shitty friend.
 
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Ahhhhhcktually her favorite has been Jamocha since at least the Becky Era. When she first started dieting with Becky they would hit up Baskin Robbins after eating out and she would just get a single dainty scoop.
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Oh yeah, I remember that. That has chocolate in it.

I was thinking about the big goddamn deal she made about not liking coffee, but then a coffee maker appeared because she wanted to try and like coffee and NOT because Jade had moved in and drinks coffee.

The Jade replacement, of course, not the original Jade!!! They broke up!!! Because Amber doesn't like polyamory!!! Or dick!!!
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Oh yeah, I remember that. That has chocolate in it.

I was thinking about the big goddamn deal she made about not liking coffee, but then a coffee maker appeared because she wanted to try and like coffee and NOT because Jade had moved in and drinks coffee.

The Jade replacement, of course, not the original Jade!!! They broke up!!! Because Amber doesn't like polyamory!!! Or dick!!!
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Yassss, and then she made her whole personality into coffee for a while and even changed her stupid intro to a song about needing her morning coffee or some shit.
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Emily trying to beat Alexis to the punch
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Whelp, guess they aren't friends anymore. Alexis sucks, lol. Also fat.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Oh yeah, I remember that. That has chocolate in it.

I was thinking about the big goddamn deal she made about not liking coffee, but then a coffee maker appeared because she wanted to try and like coffee and NOT because Jade had moved in and drinks coffee.

The Jade replacement, of course, not the original Jade!!! They broke up!!! Because Amber doesn't like polyamory!!! Or dick!!!
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God that was so funny watching us make like 4 jokes about it and she bought all that shit and went "UMMM ACKTUALLY YOU GUISE I LOVE COFFEE AND DRINK IT ALL THE TIME LOOK AT ALL MY SHIT I BOUGHT FOR THE COFFEE LOOK AT MY SETUP FOR MY COFEVE FUCKING HAYDURS" then made 2 cups of "coffee" which was mostly flavored creamer, syrup and whipped cream and never drank coffee on camera again.

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Beck confirms what we already know shes on here constantly and after I made that comment about her chewing like a garbage disposal she never did it again. I fucking knew it and feel vindicated. That's probably why she never was able to get into watertok cause we preemptively made fun of her so she knew that was out before it even started.
 
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