Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Shes not going to beg her mom because mom will call her out on her bullshit and she doesn't have the money to support mommalynn and everyone involved- allegedly sleezy step dad included.

Shes always been a shut in, the pride hotel room visit is proof.

She HATES women. Like women in general, living life. She may be attracted to women but she doesn't like women. She hates femininity unless its hers. She hates sexuality being expressed unless its her. She especially hates thin women doing exactly what she wants to do (think taking selfies..... on a rock wall or being a stripper) she fucking hates women. She hates women doing womanly things unless its her doing them and its fucking weird. It’s really shitty, she pretends to love women but she just sexualizes them like a straight man would.

Sorry to be super gay for a minute but it’s not even like cute lesbian Sapphic love. It’s like how a teen girl sees men sexualize women and that's how she acts towards them. Her love of the fairer sex is such a cartoon version of how love is supposed to be. Ambers whole outlook on love is literally a tween girl emulating what she sees adults do on TV.
Yep. Whenever she talks about Tess Holiday being a crush, I think back to all the times she’s insisted she could only date masc/butch girls, that she doesn’t go for fem women. She doesn’t have a crush on Tess, she wants to be Tess. She wants to be considered model-beautiful in spite of her size like Tess.
 

i was DENIED the glp1, i'm lying to myself, & huge kitchen stuff haul | weekly vlog ep. 7​

(05/05/25)

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Thanks. Alrighty fellas, time to put this shit on 1.5 while I do other stuff in the background.

Immediately Amber pisses me off by saying she should be taking a break right now. Also then just balantly lies and says there's no cuts or wounds on her leg (she's talking about cellulitis again). Types down things that she's grateful for:

  1. Furbabies (apparently not enough to walk after Rarity in the snow you absolute waste of carbon atoms)
  2. People in her life, like her friends (literally who?) and her mom
  3. YouTube
  4. being alive (probably (🙏) not for much longer then)
  5. having a roof over her head
  6. the sound of rain (are we gonna see a return of pluviophilelynn?)
  7. Music
  8. Clean sheets (must be a particularly rare occurrence for you then)
  9. LEGO
  10. Blimp of Happiness™️
Next day, Amber tells the somniferous story of how her mom bought Dr Pepper, and we get to see her try a Dr Pepper Blackberry. She doesn't like it because it tastes like medicine.

Next day, Amazon haul time. Built puff bars, automatic water dispenser, dawn dish soap, foundation brush. Gives away a lot of her kitchen utensils in favor of getting new ones. Also got a new air fryer because she dropper her other one.

Couple days later, we see her apply makeup and she talks about makeup as though anything looks good on her. Also lol, lmao even, fatty got denied her GLP1, I'd like to think the doctor just saw her medical file, saw her attempted 3 runs of weight loss medicine and decided to not bother and just tell her fat ass off. Posteditinglynn chiming in saying she will not share screenshots as to not overshare and says she will be an advocate for herself and not give up trying to get her weightloss meds (maybe try being an advocate for yourself by not speedrunning heart failure). Shows us her completed LEGO build of a pinball machine.

Yaps on excusing her shitty vlog with cellulitis and low mentulz. Oracle time:

Secrets
Caterpillar (omg Oracle predicting the Very Hungry Caterpillar arc for our gorl? apparently the card means smth about potential)
discipline (like that's ever gonna happen)​
End.
Urgh.

cracker barrel gate & no longer weighing in or counting calories | weigh in ep. 7​

(07/05/25)

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Well. Looks like I'm not quite done yet, I'm hanging with some buds in about 15 mins so I'm praying this has as little content as is the norm.
Right into the questions:

Q: How has your binge eating improved?
A: Guys she just learned SO MUCH she has so much AWARENESS NOW. She still over eats tho, no binges tho.

Q: Do you ever do the lymphatic massages for your illnesses?
A: Claims she does, but it's hard to do by herself.

Q: Why are you not allowed to be on estrogen?
A: Cuz her cancer fed off of estrogen

Q: Does your mom grocery shop with you?
A: sometimes, but they use separate carts.

Q: Did you order 5 cookies?
A: Apparently she ordered beignets, but they didn't have any, so she asked the doordasher if they have chocolate chip cookies, and if yes she'd "take one of those". So did the doordasher eat the other 4? More likely this is just a flimsy lie concocted by yours fatly. Says she only had one.

Goal review:
Looking into GLP1: Got denied because of her gallbladder, but wants to be advocate for herself and get it anyway.
New goal: Wants to talk to her actual doctor about GLP1s, improve her relationship with food, and no more daily weigh ins, instead only weighing once a week (:story:)
GUIZE I WAS FEELING SO BAD LAST WEEK but it's fine now and I tried SO HARD. No more daily weigh ins because they were messing with her head, also no more counting calories. Thinks fixing her relationship with food and applying all her infinite knowledge from equally infinite weight loss failures will be what finally succeeds. Now, weigh in time: 516.2 lbs. Even fatter, would definitely not have sex with.

Kissy outro bye.
It's wonderful to see that some things never change. No more weigh ins, no more calorie counting, fatty went from zero to zero, meeting my singular expectation.
 
Now she says she will talk to "her doctor" about GLP-1s. Why didn't she do so in the first place, instead of goin to some "company"?

I also didn't know she had any stable GP. Maybe this is new since she got to Oklahoma? Idk, I guess I haven't paid attention.

Maybe she's just making stuff up.
 
Yep. Whenever she talks about Tess Holiday being a crush, I think back to all the times she’s insisted she could only date masc/butch girls, that she doesn’t go for fem women. She doesn’t have a crush on Tess, she wants to be Tess. She wants to be considered model-beautiful in spite of her size like Tess.
Absolutely. She wants to be the "fem" one and she can never date someone who would take that "role" in her relationship. Not only does she engage with lesbians in a way a straight man would (gendering things and understanding only in a bianary).

If amber gets a "fem" girlfriend theres no way the gender stuck amber will be able to just enjoy being cute and girly with someone because of how she views relationships, lesbians in general and her self hatred and distain for others.
Her only way she engages with others is just a straight relationship with all her problems/insecurities/internalized homophobia/ but the "male" one just also has a pussy.

If amber wanted to open up her dating prospects it wouldn't even matter because even if she had gotten a fem girl to be interested in her, amber would just abuse them till they left assuming she got to the move in portion of the relationship because she cant stand someone being prettier, skinnier, hulthier, or anything-er than her. It's just going to really point out how much of an insufferable gross sack of shit she is because her only juxtaposition to her "femininity" is some lesbian mascs "masculinity".


Great shes starting to implode. No girlfriend to take things out on. No friends, and ambers quickly shut down the "omagah my stepdad like likes me ewwwwwww *screech giggling* thing she said to Alexis or someone else since it was aired out and shes gotta keep mommalynn close to her because nobody else in her life has a car she can ride around in. I really hope we get another shrimp gate and she loses a bunch of supporters again. I dont think shes doing it purposely I think she just doesn't have anyone else to abuse so now the viewers are getting it.

I cant remember if it was jordy who said it or if it was another reactor but they are right- we, the audience are now wipey. She wants to guilt trip us with letting us know we're the ones supporting her life saving weight loss and whenever someone criticized her they can just fuck off because ambers got lots of other supporters who want to care about her. Its giving the beck era (lots of others want me, hurry up and claim me before someone else does) and the punching down and telling them to leave when criticized about anything at all.

Without someone to abuse, people like amber just leak toxicity and abuse out even when they don't mean it. She cant regulate her own emotions and self soothe without someone to put down regularly. Her mom should maintain a distance because shes in close proximity and ambers been too long without someone to control.
 
what is her obsession with mr.snowflakes marriage? Even in this stream she’s like “snowflakes who’s leedurly DIVORCED”. Like that’s going to blow everyone away. Welcome to the world Amber where people split up or divorce everyday. And if he cheated on his wife then you guys are cut from the same cloth so fuck off.
That is fucking rich, considering that Amber has been dumped by everyone she has dated. Not to mention, Mr Snowflake, unlike Amber, actually got someone to marry him. They made it to the altar.

Also, I’d be willing to bet that Mrs. Snowflake didn’t have to buy her own ring.
 
She hates her members!
I can’t even imagine paying 10 dollars a month just so you can talk shit to a cow on a live stream. I can think of about 1000 different ways to spend 10 dollars and helping pay for a 600 pound gooorillas DoorDash bills isn’t one of them
 
Say what you will about Mr: Snowflake, but he’s giving Amber some good narc injuries just by using her own words against her in his documentaries about her.

And it’s clear the walls are closing in on her because she’s getting desperate: between making wild claims and harsh judgements about his marital status (if she feels that way about him being divorced, what does that say about her mom or her few followers who are left that are divorced?) and being absolutely indifferent to the very real concerns of her members being phonebooked (Jordy brought up the late Music Biz Marty and how he went after nearly every one of Chantal’s followers last year)?

Hamber better be careful opening her fat mouth now because she’s one bad day away from a total implosion that no amount of crocodile tears, dainty gorlypops, beepeedees, and hecticanas can get her out of.
 

Funny how a shut in manages to annoy her neighbors. People in her chat think it's her being loud but I wouldn't be surprised if it's a smell thing as well.

I am sure the hallway near her apartment door smells like shit from the piles of doggie pee pads and rotting take out containers.
 
What a fucking cunt omg how does she have support? (Her supporters are just as stupid and obese as she is)

Damn that very last video where she wearing that ugly t shirt that looks like a tank top, she's being extra cunty and fat and is so delusional and crashing out. It's wild how fuct her way of thinking is. I can't even finish the video bcuz she's so fucking condescending and smug.
 
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Is there a drug that makes you unable to keep your eyelids open and also extra smug? Cause I think she was on it today. Anyways, aren’t we lucky to be lectured about protein from her.
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the awful truth behind the hate community & rarity update | let's talk ep. 7​

(05/08/25)

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RIP to one of like four genuinely funny things that came from her YouTube channel. According to Amber, the bean bag in a hurry comment was both not about her and doesn't even make sense. I'm not even sure what the angle of the cope is on this one.
 
It shouldn’t bother me that much, but I vividly remember that when Amber was peeing blood last year she said she didn’t have a doctor and that the waitlist was 6 months. At that point she had been in OKC for a year already. In this video she claims she’s “had one since she got to Oklahoma”.

I personally think Amber uses one of those online doctors where you just pay a fee to message them and they can fill prescriptions.
 
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