Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Is there a drug that makes you unable to keep your eyelids open and also extra smug? Cause I think she was on it today. Anyways, aren’t we lucky to be lectured about protein from her.
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That last one gives me major indie psycho horror portrait energy
It's from I'm not a Human in case anyone's curious
Now that I look at this again, this looks like what you would get if you combined Amber and Mommalynn

the awful truth behind the hate community & rarity update | let's talk ep. 7​

(05/08/25)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=WOESYStym-o
Alright thanks. Before I get to the video, I'd actually like to take our gorl's side. Not for her sake, really, I am just of the opinion that that man said "...throw the horseshoes and the beanbags in a hurry..." Be that as it may, time to watch the vapid hog.

We open up to Amber looking fat and unsexable as usual.

Segment 1: Sweet & Sour

tinaozuna3459: crazyyou still blame beck. (30 hearts)
Says she was just answering a rumor

kaymariesingerrrr: Love your hair you look gorgeous 🙈❤️ (4 hearts)
Thanks so much etc.

eemmaamattsson: Beck is not even on the internet at the moment and all you do is talk about your exes. Do you not have anything more interesting to talk about? (20 hearts)
Doesn't care if she's not on the internet right now, she poked, Amber responds, "I have hundreds of things that I talk about" Fatty. The things you talk about don't even number in the tens)

Niicoli: I hope ur okay Amber 🩷 I love your makeup and hair (2 hearts)
Thank you etc.

Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea

Q: There's no point because you don't pick any of these questions.
A: Says that every question she picks is on here

Q:Adresses the 5 cookies from Cracker Barrel
A: Shills her livestream and redirects to her weigh in video

Says she can totally afford her medication

Q: Why have you bought Mr Snowflake's information?
A: Denies ever doing that

Q: Why don't you show the scale anymore?
A: I weigh myself naked (first off, I don't believe you'd go through the exhausting task of undressing and getting dressed again just for weighing in, secondly, clothes is really only a concern when weighing for people who don't weigh as much as a male silverback gorilla)

Q: Do you think 34 is an acceptable age to be behaving the way that you do?
A: Yeah.

Q: Why was Beck's health your responsibility but yours wasn't theirs? Let the hate commence for having a different opinion.
A: Oof

Q: Why is it everyone else's job to take you to the ER or make appointments?
A: No one ever made appointments for her. Also iF yOu'rE In A RelAtIoNsHip yada yada we've ehard this.

Q: How do you not understand how beautiful you actually are?
A: Thank you etc. Also because society tells her she's gross and ugly, which she is.

Q: Are you gonna give refunds to your members for not going live for two full hours last Tuesday night?
A: Says she's always done the full two hours, except one time she had the mentulz

Segment 3: The Lynnterview

Q: If you could erase one rumour about you forever and replace it with something esle, what would it be?
A: The rumor that she lied about the relationship she had as a teenager, she would create the rumour that she never went to college even though she did (I mean, it was a scam college)

Q: Id you could trade lives with any reaction channel, who would it be and why? How would you react to criticism?
A: Says she'd be a productive reaction channel, not rude or mean (so unsuccessful then), says she'd trade lives with Jordy

Q: If you could wake up at your goal weight tomorrow, do you think your mindset would change our would the struggle still be there?
A: The struggle would still be there

Q: So what about that article?
A: She doesn't know, she hasn't been contacted, thinks that people found out who the interviewer was and that maybe she was harassed. Recounts the time she was sponsored by a journal company but then they got (rightfully) harassed (serves em right for not looking shit up

Q: If you could own any pet you're not allowed to own (e.g. sloth, lion), what would it be?
A: A deer

Q: Oh, this is the question asking about how she feels about all the embarassing stuff, citing the beanbag in a hurry comment.
A: Doesn't think people are making fun of her in public (well duh, if they're well raised they'll be polite enough to laugh behind your massive back) Also blabs about fatshaming

Q: How are you gonna reward yourself if you ever reach your desired weight?
A: GO to Las Vegas

Q: What about your journey do you think people misunderstood, and how would you correct that?
A: Everything and nothing. Once again whines about people misunderstanding/not believing her

Q: If you found out that Rarity was adopted and safe, would you travel to Wisconsin to get her?
A: NO! Rarity would NOT stay with that family! She is MY CHILD!!! Please forget the fact that I have treated said child poorly and as naught more than an accessory. Also stfu Emily isn't looking for that cat she's too busy sobbing for the loss of her playpig. Spends a couple more lines trying to make us believe like she gives a shit.

Q: Would you rather be able to explore space or explore the deep ocean?
A: Space

Segment 4: Tea or Tale (more like I wish I had some ale)

R: Amberlynn is doctor shopping
A: No not true.

R: Amberlynn doesn't even have a doctor
A: Not true, she's had the same doctor since she's come to Oklahoma

R: Amberlynn doesn't need protein because she doesn't do anything
A: Really super MEGA retarded talk about how everyone needs protein. Yeah fatty, we all need protein, except most people who specifically aim for a high protein diet use it for its primary function of building muscle. Most people will get the protein they need through a regular diet and- oh what the fuck am I even doing, this is the woman that thinks drinking water is an achievement. Also lists weight loss-related muscle loss as a reason to consume protein, implying she actually loses weight lol.

Segment 5: Bad Choices

Q: Have you ever made a sex tape?
A: No

Q: For 100000$, would you spit on every new person you meet for a year?
A: No

Q: If you were broke, would you keep a lost wallet full of cash even if the owner's ID is inside?
A: No

Q: Have you ever said I love you and not heard it back?
A: Yes.

Q: Have you ever injured yourself during sex?
A: Yes (lol sure)

Kissy outro bye.
That shit took too long. I don't even have anything witty or interesting to say on this one, it's just boring.
 
To whomever coined the terms "fatphobic and fatshaming"
I hope you get a severe and debilitating cramp every time this smug cunt bops her oversized head and uses those terms in her stupid smug voice.
Ambur is so boring....so a quick peek at Google, seems that no one person coined either word. Interesting that fatshaming rears it's head in the 2000s and fatphobic has been around since the 60's
 
She HATES women. Like women in general, living life. She may be attracted to women but she doesn't like women. She hates femininity unless its hers. She hates sexuality being expressed unless its her. She especially hates thin women doing exactly what she wants to do (think taking selfies..... on a rock wall or being a stripper) she fucking hates women. She hates women doing womanly things unless its her doing them and its fucking weird. It’s really shitty, she pretends to love women but she just sexualizes them like a straight man would.

Sorry to be super gay for a minute but it’s not even like cute lesbian Sapphic love. It’s like how a teen girl sees men sexualize women and that's how she acts towards them. Her love of the fairer sex is such a cartoon version of how love is supposed to be. Ambers whole outlook on love is literally a tween girl emulating what she sees adults do on TV.
Amber resents women because she’s not able to realize that they’ve all gone through shit, and that they’re not 600 pounds because of it. Anyone ranging from super skinny to (comparatively) reasonably morbidly obese is ‘lucky’ in her eyes, and was handed the lottery by breathing. She can’t wrap her toddler brain around the fact that it’s VERY difficult to get past 300 pounds, much less maintain it.

Hell, my brother is 6’2” and maxed out at 325 being sedentary, eating nothing but huge fast food combos for every meal, and spending too much time playing WOW. He wanted to get his BMI to the level needed to get gastric sleeve, had a GOAL of hitting 350, and couldn’t fucking do it. Sitting in his gaming chair and eating Taco Bell all day.

Amber sees every woman as competition, because she knows that she would never be anyone’s first choice. Instead of ever admitting this, she just nitpicks and belittles every woman around her to jab at their self esteem over time. I’m convinced that Amber only loves herself, food, and what others can do for her (mostly obtaining more food). I wouldn’t be surprised if we could plug ourselves into her mind that we’d find out she’s a lesbian because she finds women easier to manipulate, even if that is just her fishing for vulnerable people.

I think there’s a reason she likes butch women, but freaks out if they go trans, and that’s because it’s ‘too real’ for her. Men are big and scary and icky to toddler Amby, because they can actually fight back, in her eyes. There’s a reason why she had a fit when Jade shoved her over and cried about how she ‘didn’t feel safe’ to talk about it, and that’s because Jade acted ‘manly’ when she put her hands on her. That’s my opinion, anyway. She likes the aesthetic of masculinity, but not the All Men Bad side of being with an actual man.
 
I’m convinced that Amber only loves herself, food, and what others can do for her
Trying to manipulate others is the closest thing Amber has ever gotten to actual purpose in life.

She has suffered in life, sure, but never STRUGGLED, as she’s never actually tried to achieve anything in her life for more than a few days. There is nothing meaningful that she has achieved in life beyond getting retarded lesbians to feed her. No education, career, physical achievements, philanthropy, and even her YouTube channel’s “success” has nothing to do with her effort, as she’s gotten even WORSE at making content.
 
think there’s a reason she likes butch women, but freaks out if they go trans, and that’s because it’s ‘too real’ for her. Men are big and scary and icky to toddler Amby, because they can actually fight back, in her eyes. There’s a reason why she had a fit when Jade shoved her over and cried about how she ‘didn’t feel safe’ to talk about it, and that’s because Jade acted ‘manly’ when she put her hands on her. That’s my opinion, anyway. She likes the aesthetic of masculinity, but not the All Men Bad side of being with an actual man.

You might be onto something. Hambutt's bUtCh gorlfrands:

* A doughy welfare poon with a do-nothing, waste of oxygen welfare recipient mother.
* A fetal alcohol Spitting Image puppet
* A barely sentient big toe with Down Syndrome and a taste for Nickelodeon cartoons and fat, green haired bona-fide pedophiles.

She's never had a REAL bulldagger. A real butch would've slapped her ugly pedo dad's expression right off her moon face back to the time of Christ.
 
Amber needs another one of those frumpy gender ambiguous girlfriends to live her "best life." They're the only ones that are harmless enough to keep around long term.

They're slow enough to agree to indentured servitude if it meant a personal monthly $100 Walmart haul. Amber making so much money farting on the internet is a magical concept to them so cash is easy to control. Filming them sperg out on camera automatically gives her an extra few minutes of content. (Plus, it's fun watching the reaction orbiters find ways to gas up what looks like a middle school art class portfolio.)

Being so much of a freak bitch that she manages to scare away that breed of human is scary. As long as she keeps them away from therapy tiktok and lets them out of their kennels more, she could be living it up during her final days.
 
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Makeup sperge: In a face made up solely of circles and semi-circles, Amber chooses to use makeup to emphasize the arc-like nature of her eyebrows. She should fill them in straighter and with more emphasis on the arch. As it is, her eyebrows look like furry brown beach umbrellas drawn in crayon by a kindergartener. The only straight lines are her eyeliner and her nasal-labial folds.

I mean ... the hoop earrings. Really? More circles? Is she going out on Halloween as the Olympic symbol?
 
Makeup sperge: In a face made up solely of circles and semi-circles, Amber chooses to use makeup to emphasize the arc-like nature of her eyebrows. She should fill them in straighter and with more emphasis on the arch. As it is, her eyebrows look like furry brown beach umbrellas drawn in crayon by a kindergartener. The only straight lines are her eyeliner and her nasal-labial folds.

I mean ... the hoop earrings. Really? More circles? Is she going out on Halloween as the Olympic symbol?
I don't know too much about makeup - the fancy stuff just seems like a hassle to me but I can do the basic basic stuff- but also, has no one told her the basic concepts of eyebrows? Hers aren't sisters or twins, they're more like distant cousins.
 
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To think there were people back in the day envious of Amber’s eyeliner skills.

Also really fucked that she’s gained so much that her nostril has all but swallowed her nose piercing (again).
 
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