Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[christmaslov3r]

i didn't realize she was making enough money to be able to afford like 1900 rent monthly that's unreal

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

I'm not even surprised no one's put up an archive of this one yet. PreserveTube is here, and I'll do the local archive too.

Spoiler: Local Archive

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Opening shot of fatty doing her makeup. Explains that episode 6 of fatty feasts was taken down and her appeal was denied. Lol. Then shows us her new "fixation" of kale salad from Chik fil a with some nuts in it and light dressing. Also got a large diet Dr Pepper. Also eats chicken wrap.

At bingo, che got a chicken salad, consisting just of a cut up chicken tender (she also picks out the tomatoes and a Diet Dr Pepper. She calls this a healthy choice for bingo food. For dinner, she got salmon (dry as fuck), sriracha honey brussel sprouts (looking like someone already ate them, and rice. Taste tests fruit riot sour grapes. Wouldn't you know, it's rully good. Also ate a king sized almond joy.

In the next shot, she blabs more about the grapes, talks about grocery shopping, and for the nth time, recounts her many previous weight loss endeavours (which all failed). "I'm learneeen" stfu fatty.

Food for thought, Fatber has decided to rub her scant few adipose brain cells together to come up with new questions.

Q: Was there a moment where I felt proud of a choice I made today?
A: Just so many, she had a salad at bingo for example (fried chicken lol) and turned down her mom's offer of chocolate chip cookies. Also her dinner apparently.

Q: How did my emotions show up in my eating today?
A: I FELT SO PROUD but also so frustrated when it came to sweets.

Q: What am I learnign about myself through this process?
A: She has a very unhealthy sweet tooth. Wiill show how she will allow herself to have sweets while nourishing herself and this seems very familiar.

Kissy outro byee.

One more to go.

things just got worse, going to the hospital, & celebrating mothers day | weekly vlog ep. 8​

(05/12/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Nvztbf9AnBY

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Thanks. Pets her shelf ass for eating a healthy deep fried chicken salad and then ends up in the ER, this is some divine comedy shit right there.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Openi- is fatty wearing the outhouse shirt AGAIN?! Anyway, the usual bad feefee, mentulz, "thanks for the support" yada yada type shit. Thinks of doing public livestreams bi-weekly (sorry but I got too much on my plate a the moment so I will not be recapping those). Does a taste test of some built puff brownie batter collagen protein bar. Tastes like candy, shoo good and other such unoriginal trite. Consistency of marhmallow apparently. Lists the nutrients.

Next day, she's looking very retarded. Poop bun turned into...idfk what to call this, prolapse bun. Quick Amazon haul. She got herself shower sandals, shower slippers, dawn power wash dish spray and beats earplugs. Next shot is in the closet, and no, we don't get to see the poop rag cubbie. Is sorting out some old clothes.

Couple days later, she is wearing the black outhouse shirt. Says she won't get to see her primary care doctor until a month from now, and laments that she didn't ask about glp1s. Bingo talk and real shit I didn't listen, something about money and how she gave some to her mom and her mom's fiance.

Couple days later, Fatberlynn is once agian putting on make-up. Wishes everyone to whom it applies a happy Mother's Day and, also immediately starts a pity me spiel with how she can't have kids (and thank the lord for that ). Takes her mom to target (by her mom's choice) and buys her whatever she wants. Amber pawing at stuff and Banter with Mommalynn that doesn't seem relevant enough to discuss further. Shows off some ugly bags. Mom chose socks, sharpies, a holder for her pens. Amber got some exfoliation gloves, a sugar scrub, and more fucking hoop earrings are you kidding me. Next she is taking her mom out to dinner. Looks like a Mexican place. We also see them at the casino. Boring, get new places to go to fatso. Did some ALice in Wonderland looking LEGOS.

Drones on about how much she loves getting to spend time with her mom and her relationship with food. Laments her beans rice and chimichanga and how she was not "fully conscious" while ordering it.

Oracle Reading time:

Love Affair
Axolotl (Some healing and regeneration bullshit)
Remove the limiting labels you are wearing (I think we had this one before, must've fucking failed then before, fatty)
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Anyway, the juxtaposition between Amber rambling about the universe telling her that is capable and "I'm going to the hospital" is kinda hilarious. So yeah, fatty is having chest pains on her left side so now she's going to the hospital. A few shots of her in a hospital bed with stuff up her arm (she really likes those shots, huh). Lists all the procedures they used to determine what it could be.

Back home and fatty is cryeeeeeeeeen. Apparently everything looks fine, she has elevated d-dimer, which could be indicative of a blood clot. Ohohoho, what is this now? She's thankful for the doctors? Now, this is a far cry form the old days of her calling them people with degrees on the walls and their little minions. Curious how an actual emergency is humbling our gorl. Anyway I enjoy this one still where she looks particularly slig-like.

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Cry moar, fatty.

Amber dying so I don't have to do this shit anymore would be the most considerate thing she's done... well, ever. In either case, finally something mildly interesting is happening, though it will likely be a nothingburger because we just ain't that lucky.

 

[pippeyyy]

During Amber Lynn Reid's time of great turmoil I think we should remember she's always the victim. Always in need of the most attention. Always struggling to make it another day.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"I just got done cryeeeeeeen" Of course you did Amber, for you are leeeduruhlly incapable of experience any medical issues without crying fatly on camera about it.

If having her baby factor yeeted out because of cansurr didn't scare her into changing her ways, a lung / blood clot has no chance.

 

[31 Black]

Man, what a time in gorlworld, Ambers having medical issues, Eugenia is also having medical issues, if this keeps up Amber, Eugenia and Chantal might all die around the same week.

Things like this usually happen in threes.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Man, what a time in gorlworld, Ambers having medical issues, Eugenia is also having medical issues, if this keeps up Amber, Eugenia and Chantal might all die around the same week.

Anna O'Brien also went quiet for 3 days after her latest scam medical procedure and had us all checking the death notices.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

Question, would Mommalyn mourn the hambone if she died?

I know Twonk and Wasabi would leap in joy and possibly piss on her swollen corpse.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Bitch ain't scared of a blood clot. This was just crying for views.

If fucking cancer wasn't enough to wake her up, then this isn't going to wake her up either.

Here's the kicker though: If Amber wasn't such a terrible person, then I would definitely feel bad for her. Look at the late Simply Sara ... She was a deathfat who did not take care of herself, but everyone (including the Farms of all places lol) felt bad about her passing. She had her vices and flaws, but at the end of the day, Sara was a sweet and wholesome lady (RIP).

Also, all of this proves what everyone has been saying for years now: Amber has done jackshit in regards to her cancer followup appointments and screenings. Bitch thought she was having a heart attack and then documented everything while she was in the E.R. ... But she'll cry "muh medical privacy" when she's asked about her cancer screenings. lol. You can't make this up.

 

[foundmortality]

How many medical episodes does she have left in her? She should really start journaleeeeen some end of life plans. I mean, imagine being the mother and being responsible for what happens to the body of your 500lb child and whatever pets she has left.

 

[ChantalsTaintBalls]

Amber was just jealous her mom was going to get attention on Mother’s Day, so she pulled the ER card to get the spotlight back on her shelf ass.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Blood clots are no fucking joke but she isn't going to change.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

lol this medical emergency Clickbait shit is some real desperation. Anything for views.

Amber you do realize that people are gonna bring this up every time your fat ass is seen shoveling slop down your throat?

JFC I hope at least the attending nurses were able to enjoy themselves a little bit while helping the bitch. Some gawking and jokes is the only form of payment they are gonna receive. Not like Amber is gonna respect their hard work by actually LISTENING to them.

 

[Hadniridea]

Let's say for a moment, she has a blood clot in her lung (pulmonary embolism). That's actually a pretty big deal. But will this fatty fat fat change one single solitary thing in her life to improve her condition? Of course not, frens! She is the pinnacle of health! She is only obese and nothing more!

God damn, it's hard to feel bad for someone when they're such a lazy piece of shit. She has access to healthcare via money and time, and does NOTHING but eat instead. Shitrag Lynn deserves the fate she receives.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Didn't we have one of these lung clot/probably cancer very special episodes during the Wipey era?

The doctors were puzzled and terrified for her, and everyone agreed she was dyeeng. She was to have a follow up which she never showed up for.

Turned out, it was all a big silly misdiagnosis again because fatphobia.

 

[Major Pain]

Oh, oh, let me guess.
Skinny people also get blood clots.
Bonus : Even Youtube is being prophetic

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Didn't we have one of these lung clot/probably cancer very special episodes during the Wipey era?

The doctors were puzzled and terrified for her, and everyone agreed she was dyeeng. She was to have a follow up which she never showed up for.

Turned out, it was all a big silly misdiagnosis again because fatphobia.

Not just that. She claimed her lung collapsed. Can’t remember what it actually was, but does it really matter? She twists and lies about everything, and is a 500 pound middle aged woman whose body is rapidly falling apart.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Leave it to Amber to make a big deal about something the doctor didn't even think was worth mentioning to her. It was probably elevated a tiny bit.

Didn't we have one of these lung clot/probably cancer very special episodes during the Wipey era?

The doctors were puzzled and terrified for her, and everyone agreed she was dyeeng. She was to have a follow up which she never showed up for.

Turned out, it was all a big silly misdiagnosis again because fatphobia.

Not just that. She claimed her lung collapsed. Can’t remember what it actually was, but does it really matter? She twists and lies about everything, and is a 500 pound middle aged woman whose body is rapidly falling apart.

I forgot about that. This will probably go the same way as that, her eye twitch, and cancer. Makes videos about how bad doctors are, because they don't know what a super special case she is and she can't be expected to wait for an appointment like other patients and then eventually she stops talking about it and pretends like it never happened. I know the pulmonary offices in my area are scheduling new patients in November/December (might even be longer) right now. If she has to wait that long she is going to throw a 600lb temper tantrum.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Nurses can be soooo mean lol
You know they were making joke after joke after leaving Amber's bedside

 

[Mediogre]

Is it normal to have to. wait a month to get an appt with your primary care physician? Or is it more likely you have to. wait a month to GET a pcp? Liar liar.

 

[janeir0]

Is it normal to have to. wait a month to get an appt with your primary care physician? Or is it more likely you have to. wait a month to GET a pcp? Liar liar.

If I try to book myself an appointment online with my PCP, the first available is in January 2026. I could meet with someone who works on "her team" (like a resident or a PA) as soon as Friday though. I'm guessing my PCP isn't actually booked through til January, her schedule is probably artificially blocked so she can see more urgent/advanced patients as they come up. But I think even if I were to call in, it would still be at least a few weeks (if not months), for me to get one of those spots, even if it was about an issue I've previously seen her for. This is a doctor who works in a metropolitan area of about 700k people, in a hospital/clinical system that has 20+ clinics.