Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Other reasons D dimers can be elevated is infections like cellulitis and sepsis…

She probably told them that she just got over cellulitis and they connected the dots with the rest of her results.

And you know what Amber? Unless you walked out that ER and once you got home started contacting ED programs, a therapist and a lymphedema specialist, than you aren’t truly scared.
 
My neck of the woods, it is difficult to get the initial appointment, PCP or specialist. Or a physical, which take more time.

Subsequent appointments are usually easy. Fatty here is lying about having an actual regular PCP. Unless she considers the Emergency Department IS her PCP (as some idiots do).

Fun specialists I have known have taken 6-9 months for a consultation. Then at least one made me check off a box that said "I understand X procedure will not be performed on this day." Fatty can get fucked.
 
Other reasons D dimers can be elevated is infections like cellulitis and sepsis…

She probably told them that she just got over cellulitis and they connected the dots with the rest of her results.

And you know what Amber? Unless you walked out that ER and once you got home started contacting ED programs, a therapist and a lymphedema specialist, than you aren’t truly scared.
Kinda seems like it's not a good thing to be obese, eating an inflammatory diet, and growing infected ankleballs.

If obesity, inflammation and infection interferes with analyzing soft endpoints like D-dimer, this may lead people (and herself) to brush it off just by looking at her, which may lead to hard endpoints like The Deadsies.
 
Things like this usually happen in threes.
People talk about older people such as older celebrities dying close together in the colder months because of diseases going around during that time period, like flus and colds.

It would be morbidly amusing to witness the same happen with younger anachans and deathfats, because of the hotter temperatures putting more exertion on their bodies.
 
Not just that. She claimed her lung collapsed. Can’t remember what it actually was, but does it really matter? She twists and lies about everything, and is a 500 pound middle aged woman whose body is rapidly falling apart.
There were big parts of the Wipey Era that I missed because she was so damn boring.

I didn't know that she said her lung had collapsed.

I know and have seen people with a collapsed lung. It's SERIOUS when that happens, and you get hooked up to several tubes when it happens. No way does a doctor send you home once they find a collapsed lung ... lol. That's immediate hospitalization and a very likely ICU stay, even.

This bitch, I swear. She's both stupid and manipulative, and she relies on everyone being stupid too.
 
That's immediate hospitalization and a very likely ICU stay, even
You are correct. A collapsed lung (pneumothorax) is treated with a chest tube, which like it's name is a tube that is inserted directly in to your lung via an incision in the skin. It's an emergency procedure usually done either in the ER or ICU. She would definitely have been admitted to the ICU had she had a chest tube. She's full of shit.
 
You are correct. A collapsed lung (pneumothorax) is treated with a chest tube, which like it's name is a tube that is inserted directly in to your lung via an incision in the skin. It's an emergency procedure usually done either in the ER or ICU. She would definitely have been admitted to the ICU had she had a chest tube. She's full of shit.
I've seen this first hand.

It's traumatizing enough to witness ... The hospitals give patients drugs so that they forget getting literally stabbed in the side and have a tube inserted into the hole. Collapsed lungs are such an immediate emergency that there's no time and too big of a risk for anesthesia, so the patients most of the time are very much awake and feel what is being done to them.

And some people even need to be put on ventilators on top of that.

Seriously though: If one of Amber's lungs collapses, she's done for. If she can't walk for long when her lungs are "good," then there's no way in hell she'd be able to walk around with a collapsed lung. She'd need tons of help to get her out of her apartment, and if she somehow made it to the hospital alive, the emergency procedure would be complicated due to her size.

She is, indeed, completely full of shit, and she thinks the people who watch her are stupid.
 
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I remember they found out it wasn’t a collapsed lung, but that she had a nodule and then she spiraled and hinted at her having cancer again. Didn’t stop her from vaping though.

I also remember she said her lung pain was 10/10, but had enough strength to walk around target and dollar tree smiling with Jade.
 
Lol
I believe Amber said/meant she had atelectasis which is where a part of the lung collapses, not a pneumothorax, but she couldn't pronounce either of them anyway 😂
We've had scabitha around for so long amber can claim her as a dependent on her taxes. Theres no way amber would have had anything close to that and recovered enough to keep vaping and waddling around at her current speed idk how she even thought this was possible to lie about with a straight face.

I remember they found out it wasn’t a collapsed lung, but that she had a nodule and then she spiraled and hinted at her having cancer again. Didn’t stop her from vaping though.

I also remember she said her lung pain was 10/10, but had enough strength to walk around target and dollar tree smiling with Jade.
Amber's pain scale is like from 1 to drinking a glass of milk.
 
Lol

We've had scabitha around for so long amber can claim her as a dependent on her taxes. Theres no way amber would have had anything close to that and recovered enough to keep vaping and waddling around at her current speed idk how she even thought this was possible to lie about with a straight face.


Amber's pain scale is like from 1 to drinking a glass of milk.

Pain is a relative thing for Amber.

Did she also have kidney stones, relatively large ones?

I dunno how she can pass those suckers with ease yet freaks out over some chest pains.

Edit - off topic question but does anyone else have problems getting in to Eugenia Cooney as a cow? I dunno; seeing someone that skinny is just too much for me.

Give me ur fatties, ur lushes, the junkies and fiends but please, for my own sake, be at least a skinny fat.

Larson is the cut off.
 
Pain is a relative thing for Amber.

Did she also have kidney stones, relatively large ones?

I dunno how she can pass those suckers with ease yet freaks out over some chest pains.

Edit - off topic question but does anyone else have problems getting in to Eugenia Cooney as a cow? I dunno; seeing someone that skinny is just too much for me.

Give me ur fatties, ur lushes, the junkies and fiends but please, for my own sake, be at least a skinny fat.

Larson is the cut off.
I think because in her hick fat brain a heart attack is what’s gonna take her out.
It probably is but my running theory is that’s why chest pain gives her what seems to be at least slight genuine fear, whereas literal cancer is fine cos she can just like, get it cut out you guise.
She knows if she gets the old elephant sitting on her chest feeling, she ain’t gonna get help in time, or whoever gets there is not gonna be able to do much except attempt to pump at her chest fat.
 
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