Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tough love doesn't work on her you guys. It makes her rebel and eat more. Only soft love works which explains why she's still a svelt 3000 pounds.

Jesus this bitch.

They gave her "inflammation medicine" which is obviously prednisone. She doesn't see the point of takeeng "inflammation medicine" for only a week if her "inflammation" will just come back.
 
Not just that. She claimed her lung collapsed. Can’t remember what it actually was, but does it really matter? She twists and lies about everything, and is a 500 pound middle aged woman whose body is rapidly falling apart.
Pneumonia.

Summer(ish) 2022. After her "dangleen ankle", she started complaining about a sharp pain in her chest when she tried to breathe, along with wheezing and coughing. The ER noted consolidation in the base of one lung (not a surprise, as she's 500+ lbs and immobile; I doubt she ever breathes all the way down to the bases of her lungs so stuff would absolutely get stuck there). The ER doc suspected pneumonia and gave her antibiotics while checking other things just in case (again, because she's over 500+lbs). That wasn't enough for Ambo, so she wailed about it online for a week or so, and even supposedly got her PCP involved. Amber told us that her PCP looked at the Xray and said she had a COLLAPSED LUNG. Now, it was probably a partial collapse in the base where the consolidation was - as atelectasis can absolutely occur with pneumonia (like I said before, she never breathes all the way down to her lung bases, so having the bottom little crud-filled bit collapse would technically be a partial collapse, but wouldn't actually incapacitate her - it's just her embellishing things to sound worse than they are). It's also a possibility that her PCP THOUGHT she saw a partial collapse, but misdiagnosed it because Amber has hundreds of pounds of visceral fat contorting her organs - which would make her scans look wonky.

Anyway, then Amber was worried that it was a nodule or something, and then that it might have been cancer. Ambo got herself so confused from trying to play Dr Lynn Medicine Woman instead of just letting the professionals do their job (and focusing on her only job in this - eat less and lose weight), that she even went so far as to make a complaint to the hospital about the inadequacy of the care she had received in the ER.

During all of her wailing about how unfair it was for all of this to be happening when she was FINALLY trying to take care of her health, it inconvienently healed with the antibiotics given to her from the FIRST ER visit. And that, of course, caused Ambo to drop that story arc faster than a plate of broiled chicken and broccoli.

I know and have seen people with a collapsed lung. It's SERIOUS when that happens, and you get hooked up to several tubes when it happens. No way does a doctor send you home once they find a collapsed lung ... lol. That's immediate hospitalization and a very likely ICU stay, even.
It's possible that it was a partial collapse. If you develop an infection in the base of your lung (where they can often start due to gravity pulling guck down there), it IS possible for you to develop a collapse JUST in that small area. In that case, the symptoms might not be that much worse than just the consolidation - as that tissue can't function normally anyway. So it could have been possible that she had a partial collaspse, which wouldn't necessarily cause a pneumothorax or require a chest tube. It would have healed on it's own once the infection cleared up. It's also possible that her PCP never said anything at all to her about any type of collapse, and Ambo added that part to embellish her story (like she ALWAYS does).



Funny, at the end of Monday's video she claimed that that she was crying in the ER and asked the staff if she could even fit into the CT scanner. But Ambo, if you've been getting all of your post-cancer CT scans like you've been insisting that you have been, why would you need to ask if you fit in the scanner?....

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From the new video, Amber says
"And honestly, seeing my mom as stressed out as she has been because she's been worrying about me makes me feel really, really bad" *chortles and dupers delight smile*

Normally, this would make her eat even worse, but since she's been seeing how worried her mother is, it's caused Amber to.... "continue to not make the greatest choices". It's a learning curve, you guize! You can't expect her to count EVERY calorie she eats!
 
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prescribed a new medicine after in and out of hospital | weigh in ep. 8​

(05/14/25)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=XgZaYvMd4FA
How does she become more smug and detestable with every vuh-lawg? She really is absolutely fucking pathetic.


"For this week I want to work on my relationship with fuhooood" Girl shut the fuck up cutting down your sodies to three a day (doubt) and smugly pouting about what a healthy queen you are for ordering a chicken wrap without sauce (what happened to the take out embargo?) does not work when you are a 500 el bee behemoth.
 
This stupid cunt pisses me off with her wasting of ERs time. Just so she can complain they didn't do enough, weren't smart enough, aren't fast enough and then she refuses to take the medication she is "subscribed". She really has to be the most special person ever.
And fuck off with that "contamination ocd" since when? You can't eat leftovers, because it's out of the fridge too long, but sure eating delivery from Uber eats, when God knows who touched that, three or four fucking times a day, that is fine. I can't stand this bitch.
 
Hamber saying she prefers the company of younger people and the whole “arrested development” and how she likes having it raises red flags for me and gives some validation to the Pedolynn speculation. She might like younger people because they’re easier to manipulate but coupled with past actions (Libby, defending pedos, the IG account with potential borderline CSAM she followed), I’m starting to seriously wonder…

Also, it’s obvious that she’s either back with Emily or found a new Feeder. Both of which would be hilarious.

ETA: The telltale sign for me that she's either back with Justin Feeder or found a new mark is her saying that she was happiest at about 410lbs-ish and if she could be that size and hulthy, she would stay that fat. No one in their right mind would say something absurd like that... unless they were a feedee in a relationship with a feeder or trying to flirt with one.
 
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Can’t name a pet Lego Amber! You got this whole naming your pets after food thing that you can’t fuck with!

Name the new victim Lasagna. Better yet, get an orange cat and name him Lasagna then you could live out your life’s goal of being the morbidly obese, shut in lesbian version of John Arbuckle.

Also in regards to Amber’s abuse as a child, I call cap.

Memories are a very fluid thing and Amber has been known to embellish stories in order to get attention.

Did her junkie parents have her around other junkies who gawked like the white trash they are? Problably.

Did any of them get near big Stinky to anything??? FUCK NO
 
Here's a local archive. After reviewing the video she is really, really fat. She def in gaineeeeen mode. Also I think she's getting increasingly pissed off that no one wants to have a back and forth with her. Her ability to become increasingly insufferable is impressive however.
If you take some liberties and do some cropping, you can actually find some truth in her videos.
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edit to add a slightly fixed version for the reaction channels.
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Anyway, back to Amber. I believe she thinks Twinkie doesn't have much longer to live (or maybe Wasabi recently explored too hard) and is already planning a new pet.
Oh dear God please no. Amber shouldn't be allowed to have pets. I just hope that when Twinkie and Wasabi eventually pass away she'll be too obese and immobile to even be able to physically go get herself a pet. Or, you know, she could just die before the pets, that would also be an option that works for me.
 
In this video she did make some timeline about Becky telling her not to talk about her, yet Becky not stopping talking about ALR. She claims that between these September messages and two years later, she did not speak about Necky. But then

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She also shared these screenshots of comments she made on a Becky live chat in Jan 2025. I wonder if she took the screenshots herself.

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And she claims it was after this Becky "went ham" and made a lot of videos on her, because Becky was "ready to pounce" if ALR finally said something back.
 
And she claims it was after this Becky "went ham" and made a lot of videos on her, because Becky was "ready to pounce" if ALR finally said something back.
Her timeline is stupid because she leaves out Instagram. It was her question and answer Instagram sessions on the shitter where she was talking the most about Becky. That is where she would vague post about her seething hatred for the neckster. It's how she thinks she's "right" because she didn't talk about her in YouTube videos. She is a retard and a deceiver. Correct me if I'm wrong but I am pretty sure she got her ass dumped by the hulking black shotputter, then Becky got with the danger hair girl (and found danger!). At this point Amber would seethe on Instagram about Becky. She probably did before too, but this is the hole in her timeline that I am currently remembering.
 
She also shared these screenshots of comments she made on a Becky live chat in Jan 2025. I wonder if she took the screenshots herself.

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Is boss babe LardAssLynn trying to blame her asshole behavior towards Becky over money on Jade Francis of New York?
Is Fatty trying to stir shit so Jade Francis will respond and start people talking again?
Give up and fade into obscurity Amber. No one likes you.
 
In this video she did make some timeline about Becky telling her not to talk about her, yet Becky not stopping talking about ALR. She claims that between these September messages and two years later, she did not speak about Necky. But then

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She also shared these screenshots of comments she made on a Becky live chat in Jan 2025. I wonder if she took the screenshots herself.

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And she claims it was after this Becky "went ham" and made a lot of videos on her, because Becky was "ready to pounce" if ALR finally said something back.
I'm not sure what Raglynn thought she was trying to prove with this shite, but if since she compulsively F5s this thread: Amber. talking about someone on social media is still talking about them. Just because you're not on camera forming words with your n shaped mouth doesn't mean you've been silenced. Clips of you from 2022 declaring that you will Never Ever Ever Talk About Becky Again doesn't prove shit.
 
This made it sound like Birkenhead is on the other side of the country, but the distance between Durham and Birkenhead is 180 kilometers, or 112 miles.
I still can't prove or disprove it's him. I want to believe it's not him. But I honestly can't rule him out, either. It isn't outside the realm of possibility someone can move 180km away for a job.
That's still a long way for a Brit. Most people aren't willing to drive more than 20 minutes to their destination. Families will consider relatives 'too far away' if they're more than 30 minutes away.
iirc one study in the UK said that most people don't move more than 5 miles from their previous home, and from my experience it's mostly true, at least among the working class.

While not impossible, it would be very unusual for a Brit to move that far for a job or anything short of marriage. If he was a nurse or teacher it would be even less likely that he would need to move more than 10-20 miles.

Anyway; Amber being smug about taking her Mom 'out to eat', when it was just fast food that they get all the time. Is it beyond this bitch to go to an actual restaurant and order some decent food for once?

Her claims about not responding to 'tough love' are also garbage. Krystle's parents locked the food away and she lost weight, they told her to get a job or go to college, so she went to college. The only time anyone showed her tough love, she has benefitted. Not that I think she actually did any of the work at college, but she still had to drag her ass outside for a while.
'Soft love' just seems to mean 'spineless' and it just adds to the list of red flags that she's openly saying she wants someone who won't stand up for themselves.
 
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